Tina Drakakis (eyerollingmom)
I am a tremendous fan of all things witty. If you are funny, you are likely my friend. I would leave my husband for Jon Stewart, Keith Urban or Sawyer from "Lost" and he's well aware of it. I am happiest writing and raising four kids (yet I'd trade any or all of them for great shoes). I tend to drink WAY too much wine if the music's awesome and I spend WAY too much time on PerezHilton.com and I've (okay) allowed my kids to see PG-13 movies WAY before their thirteenth birthday. I still have girlfriends from fifth grade and think that's a beautiful thing. I wish the same for my daughter. My Skirt! essays include "Little Baby Fug" (January 2009), "The Thinking Girl's Thong" (July 2008), and "Friendvy" (January 2008).
Words I live by: "Put on some lipstick -- you'll be fine."
I am most proud of: 4 kids presently evading jail time.
I am most guilty of: Poking fun at everyone, everything, anytime. (Including me.)
The world would be a better place, if only: Lindsay Lohan would go away.
Profession: freelance humor/lifestyle columnist; reality-TV-has-been
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Words I live by: "Put on some lipstick -- you'll be fine."
I am most proud of: 4 kids presently evading jail time.
I am most guilty of: Poking fun at everyone, everything, anytime. (Including me.)
The world would be a better place, if only: Lindsay Lohan would go away.
Profession: freelance humor/lifestyle columnist; reality-TV-has-been
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Eyerollingmom's Top 10 Truths of MotherhoodWith her usual snark and sentiment, Eyerollingmom presents a Mother's Day gift to all the marvelous moms out there: the cold, hard truth!
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It's a Hard Knock Life -- for Teens?Eyerollingmom muses whose life was tougher: hers or her daughter's
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A Salacious Reality IndeedA former Reality-TV star herself, Eyerollingmom muses on the envelope pushing trend that dictates the genre.
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Facebook Fails. A Lot.The Eyerolling mom goes after those behaving badly - and sadly - on Facebook.
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Tambourine Envy: You Know You Want OneEyerollingmom reveals why it pays to rally on in life.
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Alone Again (Un) NaturallyA witty mom finds herself alone for a few days and muses Pinot or pajamas.
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To Oprah or Not to Opraha witty mom muses why her love/hate affair with the Mighty Oprah continues....
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The Other Other-WomanA woman comes face to face with the chosen woman.
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Allow Me a Moment to Martyrmom muses about sending mixed messages to her teen daughter
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Girfriends and Cougars and Tina Fey: To the Rescuewhy it pays to have women around when life gets you down
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Sisterhood of the Traveling Tube Socksa teenage road trip fondly remembered, smurfs and all. -
"...'Cuz When You're Fifteen..."a mom gets misty as her only daughter turns 15
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Where There's Parenting....There's A Punchlinea frustrated mom battles her son's "Senioritis"
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Sorry, I'm Just Not SorryA tongue-biting Mom confronts a bullying parent
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Little Kids, Little Problemswhy perspective is paramount when raising teenagers
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Coffee with a Side of SmirkI have a Master's Degree yet couldn't pass a psyche test to serve coffee? Really?
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YouTube for You IdiotsDoes Charlie Sheen even remember he's got kids?
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Evolution of a Daughtera daughter faces her mom's sudden cancer
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Middle Me ThisA witty mom takes on the stereotype of middle age
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The Thinking Girl's Thonga conflicted mom muses about her daughter's bedding sexuality
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A BRAND New Way of ThinkingWhy a choosy mom chooses cheap to feed her masses.
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Ski-B-Gone. for GoodAfter years of taking one for the team....an empowered mom says farewell to the slopes.