Mike Patton
I am a freelance writer, musician and podcaster. I grew up in New Orleans and currently live in Nashville with my wife and three kids. I like sports, music and horror.
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Displaying Results 1 - 86 (of 86) for Yahoo! Voices
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New Orleans Saints Running Back Mark Ingram is Turning Things AroundMark Ingram has shown signs this year of being the running back capable of handling the bulk of the carries.
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Turnovers Hurt the New Orleans Saints AgainThe New Orleans Saints lost their eighth game of the year, falling to the New York Giants 52-27.
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Chicago Cubs Bring Back a Healthy Ian Stewart for 2013Ian Stewart struggled at third base in 2012, but the Chicago Cubs will give him another shot next year.
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The New Orleans Saints' Defense is Improving at the Right TimeThe New Orleans Saints have been improving on defense and will face a real test against the New York Giants in Week 14.
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Three Gifts for Santa to Bring to the Chicago CubsThe Chicago Cubs could use some help from Santa Claus to improve the roster for 2013.
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New Chicago Cubs Announcer Jim Deshaies Played the Game WellJim Deshaies will replace Bob Brenly as the Chicago Cubs' color analyst.
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The New Orleans Saints Have Had Recent Success Against the New York GiantsA look at the last three games played between the New Orleans Saints and New York Giants.
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The Chicago Cubs Could Sign Jason GrilliFree agent Jason Grilli will soon decide between the Chicago Cubs, Pittsburgh Pirates or another team.
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Three Early Christmas Presents for the New Orleans Saints in Week 14A New Orleans Saints fan's early Christmas list for Week 14.
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The Chicago Cubs Have Reportedly Signed Nate SchierholtzThe Chicago Cubs have added Nate Schierholtz to supply outfield depth in 2013.
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The New Orleans Saints Looked like a Completely Different Team One Year AgoThings have changed a lot for the New Orleans Saints over the past year.
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The Chicago Cubs Should Pursue Brandon McCarthyStarting pitcher Brandon McCarthy would be a significant upgrade to the Chicago Cubs' rotation.
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New Orleans Saints Need More Production from Jimmy GrahamThe New Orleans Saints have a better chance to win when tight end Jimmy Graham gets the ball.
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Chicago Cubs May Be Interested in Yunel EscobarAdding Yunel Escobar to the Chicago Cubs would likely force a middle infielder to move to third base.
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Joe Morgan Should Be More Involved in the New Orleans Saints' OffenseThe New Orleans Saints should attempt to give speedy receiver Joe Morgan more opportunities.
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Chicago Cubs May Bring Ian Stewart BackFollowing a disappointing 2012 season, the Chicago Cubs may bring Ian Stewart back in 2013.
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Reasons Why the New Orleans Saints Can Win Their Final Four GamesThe New Orleans Saints can still win their final four games in 2012 and possibly earn a postseason spot.
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New Orleans Saints' Early Losing Streak is Too Much to OvercomeThe New Orleans Saints are now 5-7 after beginning the 2012 season with a devastating four-game losing streak.
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Chicago Cubs Reportedly Sign Kyuji FujikawaThe Chicago Cubs have reportedly signed Japanese reliever Kyuji Fujikawa.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Last-Minute Defenses to Add for Week 13A look at the top fantasy football defenses from Week 12 who could still be available.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Tight Ends to Consider Adding for Week 13A look at tight ends who had good fantasy numbers in Week 12 and may be available in many leagues.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Wide Receivers to Consider Adding for Week 13A look at wide receivers who had good fantasy numbers in Week 12 and may be available in many leagues.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Running Backs to Consider Adding for Week 13A look at running backs who had good fantasy numbers in Week 12 and may be available in many leagues.
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Looking Back 10 Years: The Chicago Cubs Made Key Changes Before the 2003 SeasonThe Chicago Cubs made several important changes in the 2002-03 offseason and were able to earn a postseason bid.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Quarterbacks to Consider Adding for Week 13A look at quarterbacks who had good fantasy numbers in Week 12 and may be available in many leagues.
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Chicago Cubs Manager Dale Sveum Must Show Improvement in 2013Although the team will still be in rebuilding mode in 2013, Chicago Cubs manager Dale Sveum must avoid 100 losses and show some improvement.
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Chicago Cubs Catcher Welington Castillo's Future Could Be BrightChicago Cubs catcher Wellington Castillo played well in 2012 and gives fans hope for the future.
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The New Orleans Saints Can Still Win the NFC SouthWith six or seven wins in their final seven games,the New Orleans Saints could still make the postseason and possibly even win their division.
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Tony Campana is Not Capable of Being the Regular Center Fielder for the Chicago CubsTony Campana brings speed to the Chicago Cubs, but he serves the team better as a reserve.
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Mark Ingram is Running Better and Helping the New Orleans Saints WinMark Ingram's recent improvement has helped the New Orleans Saints win two straight games.
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Chicago Cubs Fans Are Hoping to See Matt Garza Pitch a Full Season in 2013Matt Garza is the ace of the Chicago Cubs and will need to be healthy in 2013 if the team is going to compete.
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Marques Colston Continues to Climb Lists of New Orleans Saints' Career LeadersNew Orleans Saints wide receiver Marques Colston has scored 55 touchdowns and is now tied with former running back Deuce McAlister as the franchise's all-time leading offensive scorer.
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New Orleans Saints Bring Out the Best in Falcons Quarterback Matt RyanAtlanta Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan continues to post great statistics against the New Orleans Saints, yet the Saints dominate the head-to-head series.
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The Chicago Cubs Should Attempt to Sign Ryan DempsterThe Chicago Cubs could bring Ryan Dempster back to fill a gap in the rotation.
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Chicago Cubs Need to Improve Against NL Central Teams in 2013: Fan's TakeA look at the Chicago Cubs' results against division opponents in 2012.
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The New Orleans Saints Commit to the Running Game in Win Over Atlanta Falcons: Fan's OpinionThe New Orleans Saints have had more success recently and have made more of an attempt to establish a running attack.
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The New Orleans Saints Knock Off the Undefeated Atlanta Falcons: Fan's OpinionThe New Orleans Saints moved to 4-5 after upsetting the Atlanta Falcons.
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Chicago Cubs Want Jeff Samardzija to Stick Around: Fan's TakeAccording to reports, the Chicago Cubs will attempt to sign Jeff Samardzija to a long-term deal.
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The New Orleans Saints Will Continue Their Success Against the Atlanta Falcons: Fan's OpinionThe New Orleans Saints have defeated the Atlanta Falcons 10 times in the last 12 meetings between the teams.
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Chicago Cubs Nearly Traded Carlos Marmol for Dan Haren: Fan's TakeThe Chicago Cubs nearly traded closer Carlos Marmol to the Los Angeles Angels for pitcher Dan Haren.
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Free Agent Outfielders for the Chicago Cubs to Consider Signing: Fan's TakeA look at free agent outfielders who could help the Chicago Cubs in 2013.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Defenses to Add for Week 10A look at the top fantasy football defenses from Week Eight who could still be available.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Kickers to Add for Week 10A look at the top fantasy football kickers from Week Nine who could still be available.
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Free Agent Third Basemen the Chicago Cubs Should Consider Signing: Fan's TakeA look at possible free agent third basemen for the Chicago Cubs to sign for the 2013 season.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Disappointing Wide Receivers in Week NineA look at wide receivers who had disappointing fantasy numbers in Week Nine.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Disappointing Running Backs in Week NineA look at running backs who had disappointing fantasy numbers in Week Nine.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Running Backs to Consider Adding for Week 10A look at running backs who had good fantasy numbers in Week Nine and may be available in many leagues.
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New Orleans Saints Welcome Chris Ivory Back to the Field: Fan's OpinionNew Orleans Saints running back Chris Ivory led the team with 48 rushing yards in a big Monday night win over the Philadelphia Eagles.
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New Orleans Saints Defense Limits Points Against the Philadelphia Eagles: Fan's OpinionThe New Orleans Saints defeated the Philadelphia Eagles 28-13 as the Saints' defense showed improvement.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Quarterbacks to Consider Adding for Week 10A look at quarterbacks who had good fantasy numbers in Week Nine and may be available in many leagues.
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Sean Payton Will Not Leave the New Orleans Saints: Fan's OpinionSean Payton's contract extension has been voided by the NFL, but the coach will likely return to the New Orleans Saints for the 2013 season.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Last-Minute Defenses to Add for Week NineA look at the top fantasy football defenses from Week Eight who could still be available.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Last-Minute Kickers to Add for Week NineA look at the top fantasy football kickers from Week Eight who could still be available.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Week Nine Thursday Night Highlights from San Diego Chargers and Kansas City Chiefs MatchupA look at fantasy football results from the NFL's Thursday night game in Week Nine.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Disappointing Wide Receivers in Week EightA look at wide receivers who had disappointing fantasy numbers in Week Eight.
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Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Disappointing Running Backs in Week EightA look at running backs who had disappointing fantasy numbers in Week Eight.
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Hurricane Season is Different for Kids TodayA look at how things have changed over the past 30 years due to technology. -
Fantasy Football Fan's Take: Top Fantasy Free Agent SigningsA look at key fantasy players who have signed with different teams this offseason.Also published on:
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Five Rookie Sleepers to Watch in 2012: Fantasy Football Fan's TakeThese five rookies may not be selected in most 2012 fantasy drafts, but they could offer value throughout the season if given opportunities.Also published on: -
Ms. Sporandeo's Living RoomMs. Sporandeo often invited people over to her house. Unfortunately, one day they all began to show up. For no reason at all. -
Top Five Athletes With Great Easter NamesCelebrate the Easter holiday with a look at past athletes who had Easter-themed names.Also published on:
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Sean Payton Reportedly Suspended for One Year: Fan's ReactionSaints head coach Sean Payton has reportedly been suspended without pay for one season for his team's participation in a bounty program.Also published on:
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March Madness Bracket: Top Fights During Sports GamesA March Madness bracket featuring 16 of the best fights to take place during a game.Also published on: -
Student Does Her Best to Help Nashville's Homeless CitizensHannah Kimbro, a seventh grader at St. Edward School in Nashville, has organized a service project titled "Hope for the Homeless." -
Sylvester Stallone's Driven: Exactly What I ExpectedFans of racing, Stallone, or fun movies should check this one out.
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Things I Learned from ClintonAlthough I never had the opportunity to teach Clinton, I managed to learn so much from him.
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'Twas the Night Before FestivusMy take on Clement Clarke Moore's "A Visit from St. Nicholas," inspired by the holiday celebrated by the Costanzas on Seinfeld.
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Home Sweet Home and ThanksKilling: Two Thanksgiving Horror MoviesThere are not many horror movies that revolve around Thanksgiving, but these two are worth watching.
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Top 5 NFL Players Who Share Last Names With Mayflower PilgrimsFootball and Thanksgiving go well together. Here are five football players with last names that were also found on the Mayflower.Also published on: -
Top Five Thanksgiving Movies and TV ShowsFive movies and television specials to watch with your family as you celebrate Thanksgiving.
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The Haunted House: A Halloween TaleOn Halloween night, Russell decides to visit a haunted house with his friends. However, a night of fun quickly becomes terrifying as Russell gets lost in a dark cellar. -
2011 Week 6 NFL Fantasy Football: Top Free AgentsThese players may be available on your waiver wire and could help your team this season.
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Darren Sproles Vs. Reggie Bush: A Fan's TakeDarren Sproles is showing Saints fans a spark that Reggie Bush often seemed to lack, but can Sproles help the team win a title?
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2011 Week 5 Fantasy Football: Last Week's Top PerformersA look at last weekend's top fantasy performers with advice moving forward.
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2011 Week 5 NFL Fantasy Football: Top Free AgentsThese players may be available on your waiver wire.
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2011 Week 4 NFL Fantasy Football: Top Free AgentsThese players may be available on your waiver wire.
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2011 Week 3 NFL Fantasy Football: Top Free AgentsThese players may be available on your waiver wire.
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2011 Week 2 NFL Fantasy Football: Top Free AgentsThese players are likely available on your waiver wire.
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Three Pieces of Advice for College FreshmenThere are a few things I wish I had known when starting my first semester of college. These suggestions can help you begin a successful college path.
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Roller Coaster Ride (a Tritina)A poem describing a ride on your favorite coaster. -
Don't Quit, Adam Dunn!Adam Dunn's contract could help fix baseball's finances. -
Chicago Cubs: All-Bust Team (2000-2010)Cubs fans have been put through a lot over the past decade, illustrated by this list of former Cubs who failed to reach their potential.
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The 2011 Chicago Cubs: A VillanelleA poem describing yet another disappointing season for the Chicago Cubs and the team's fans. -
Haiku for Cubs FansA haiku summarizing what it feels like to be a Chicago Cubs fan. -
Time for a Change: Blown SaveIt is time to change a baseball statistic for certain situations.
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A Wasp in the OfficeWhen a single wasp causes production to shut down in the office, Jerry decides to take matters into his own hands.