Chris Norris

They call me Dr. Vortex. My favorite movies are the Bourne Identity and Ocean's Eleven (Matt Damon man crush alert) and I have watched the Notebook more times than I care to admit. I still get a little spooked when minorities ask me for directions and my role model growing up was Eminem and never really understood why most women didn't approve of his lyrics. I have an oddly passionate love for both superheroes and movies from the 1950s and will argue with anyone to the death that Grace Kelly is the greatest female movie star of all time. I once watched every episode of One Tree Hill in a 2 week period (what's even worse is that I'm proud of it). This is my official introduction and your official welcome to the longest night of your life, bitches. There is a chance this website makes you black out.
If you're still not scared off, hit me up at drvortex@toothpastehangover.com or @thedrvortex via twitter. Vortex, out!

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