Lee Leon
I wanted to be a serious writer - unfortunately my muse is a small and not completely sane sheep - but what can you do? It's hard to explain, but that's life and I guess someone has to do it!
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OccupationA house may be filled with other things than people. -
Big Bad Black SheepA reworking of a familiar nursery rhyme. -
Why the Sea is Boiling HotRegardless of what reality actually is, does it end up having to be what we believe it to be? -
What Did the Dodo Do to Upset God?Intelligent design? I don't think so. -
Dark Sheep of the ApocalypseWhat have those sheep been up to? -
They Think that There is Water on the MoonA short topical verse. -
JulietA familiar tale, with scale. -
Dancing SheepWho knows who we really are? Where is our chance to be that person? -
We Are the FantasyWe are more than we seem to be, and maybe we are also less. -
How Green is My Poem?Is it maybe greener not to even read it?
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If I Could Have a Word with GodFlossie would like to ask the all-powerful a few things. -
Sheep in SpaceIt's Flossie again, daydreaming about being a spacesheep. I just don't know where the sheep gets the ideas. -
No Entry WoundA blow dealt, with no outward sign, but devastating internal damage. -
The Wyrm of TimeIt is all smoke and mirrors, it is all illusion and all our perception - it is all that we have. -
Birds and Pigs Are Catching FluWe know it's true - they're catching flu, and we are too!
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LeahFar too long and far too difficult to explain, but true, completely true. The picture is of a telescope, I believe called Leah - while incongruous, it seems strangely appropriate. -
The BridgeA bridge, nothing more and nothing less -
I Never HeldIt is not where you go, it is how you get there.
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The Kitchen Sinknothing is complete unless it includes the kitchen sink
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CatHaiku about a pet for Poetry Challenge
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Learning HTML: Part 3The third in a series of articles about using HTML to build web pages -
Learning HTML: Part 2The second article in the learning HTML series -
Learning HTML: Part 1The first in a series of articles intended to help beginners build web pages.
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I Pay the BankI pay once for service - when I don't get the service I pay twice.
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The MirrorWhen we looked in the mirror, we saw what we were and what we did, but imperfectly. -
The Virtual SheepWe carry too much of ourselves into the virtual world and are lulled into a false sense of security by the lack of real awareness of where we are and how vulnerable we make ourselves. -
How to Create an RSS Viewer for Your WebsiteSuppose that you have a website on a subject, and you want to display a live feed of associated current news. This is what I wanted, but it was not very easy finding out exactly how to do it. This is how I did it for free. -
If I Were a Sheep. . . life would be simpler -
Electric SheepWe are seduced away from the real world into others unreal and yet with a reality of their own. We are led without thinking, driven without knowing and are the sheep that we dream of. -
The King in GreyThe classic view of good versus evil is rather too simplistic for our times, possibly any times. Good and evil maybe corrupted in equal measure but in our mythology we preserve them both.
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And You with ItTime need not be measured, but should be used.
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Flossie Versus Facebook IIIFacebook has banned the little sheepie again, so he is starting out on his third account now. It all seems rather unfair. -
My CarrotI am afraid that Flossie, my small sheep muse is responsible for this. The little woolly animal has a great fondness for carrots and thought that a poem was urgently required. -
This Little Patch of Grass is MineA sheep stakes his claim. -
Achilles and the TortoiseAn explanation of Xeno's paradox
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PrayerAn unusual item for me. Just a simple prayer. -
Sheep's LamentA sheep laments the hopelessness of interspecies love. -
XWhat is known to be unknown.
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CracksJust because it is broken, it doesn't mean that it has to be fixed. -
The Night ShepherdsBeyond the normal world and beyond the rural fields of sheep, there are other sheep who inhabit a mental realm where they graze on the borders of sleep. Some are well-behaved but others are out of control. -
Sheepie, SheepieApologies to William Blake. -
Spirituality Versus ReligionWhy religion is a threat to our ability to appreciate true spirituality. -
Sheep HaikuSeasonal shearing -
Piggy Wiggy Curly TailA clean piggy? It's a porcine disgrace! An unusual excusion into piggyworld to visit an unusual piggy. -
Morning BreaksWe all know. There is no real philosophy here - it just happens. -
How to Name a SheepYou've got your little sheep and you need to give him a name. Here's a few tips. -
Sex in the TitleGive the people what they want!
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The Sheep Stood on the Burning DeckA tale of the deep and a nautical sheep. -
Oggwool FleeceSheep are not known for intelligence, ambition or cunning, but there are notable exceptions. A woolly web of power reaches out from a dark corner of a field somewhere in the English countryside. -
Watch This SheepThe sheep has plans and ambition. -
The Battle of the Shearing ShedA sheep makes a stand 'gainst the sheepshearing hand -
The Stalking SheepA small poem about being inexplicably stalked by a sheep. -
Flossie Versus Facebook IIContinuation of the emails between Flossie Sheep and Facebook
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In Time My Thoughts Return to YouSometimes it's difficult just getting through the day. It's easy to lose focus and motivation and it takes time to recover it, but there are thoughts there which can help and, in time, they return to us. -
Flossie Versus FacebookThe sheep is upset by his treatment on Facebook. His account has been disabled and he has received no response to previous emails, other than an automated one. -
The Ugly SheeplingCan the stupid poems about sheep get any sillier? Let's see!
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Does God Exist?Trying to make sense of the question. The answer surprises me.
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Facebook Does Not Welcome SheepPoor Flossie, my alter-ego and somewhat mad muse has been kicked out of Facebook by having his account disabled. It is not too clear exactly why and the sheep is understandably miffed. -
EchoWe're quite noisy - we have an insatiable need to communicate and do so continuously. We can't help it. Sooner or later someone will come to take a look.
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We're Living Now in Dangerous TimesThe world is what we make it. We have no options to fly away to a better world elsewhere - this is the one we have been given and this is the one that we have to make work.
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Sheepshearing BluesA sheep sings the blues
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Does the Right to Own a Gun Give You the Right to Use It?The USA has developed an unhealthy gun culture and this has developed into a simplistic might is right approach to problems.
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WordsAn experimental piece. The issue is not, exactly, what is said, but how it is said and whether it can be understood.
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As I Lay Me Down to SleepA sheep says his bedtime prayers
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I Wandered Lonely as a SheepI wandered lonely as a sheep that grazes nobly on grass, when all at once I fell asleep and dreamed the following would pass:
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The World Needs Stupid Poems About SheepThe title says it all. We all take ourselves too seriously and we mess things up because of it. Things go wrong and we forget that it's just normal - we forget to laugh and end up doing something even more stupid.
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From AfarA love poem for valentines day about finding love across great distance
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Vampire Sheep from HellA scary tale to chill the blood - read this and I will tell, about a village troubled by the vampire sheep from hell.
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Religion and SpiritualityWhat is the difference between religion and spirituality? I do not consider myself as religious, but I do consider myself as spiritual. These are my thoughts on that.
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How to Keep a SheepIf you want a sheep as a pet and companion, these are things you might like to know.
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Stupid Poems About SheepI would like more people to take an interest in poetry. To a certain extent, I can understand why they do not. I wish to make people more aware that poetry can be fun.
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When Sheep CollideNaughty sheep having fun in a muddy field - nature just doesn't get better than this. Republished to correct errors in original, since there seems to be no other means of correction.
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UnicornThe most that we could wish for.
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When Sheep CollideCountry sheep having fun in a muddy field.
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The Floating BeetleI wrote this a long time ago. It is an extended metaphor about a gigantic beetle suspended in space. It is about a number of things, including futility and frustration.
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PoetryA moan against the decline of standards in poetry. Iambic pentameter for those who care about such things.
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AardvarkA rictameter on the Aardvark.
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C for CheetahThe Cheetah, a poetic description with scientific accuracy.
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I Love the Little PsychopathThey are small and cute, but they have all the killer instinct of a tiger. They are full of blood-lust, but we just see them as playful.
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BarnacleThe life-cycle of the barnacle in verse. Scientifically correct, not very funny and not about sheep.
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A Daisy for My LadyA young sheep wishes to express his love with the gift of a single daisy but, as ever, is not taken seriously by those who could help him and is again thwarted in his attempts.
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Duck Billed PlatypusIt's time someone wrote a poem about this strange animal.
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Three Little SheepSheepdip. More of a short little nursery rhyme than anything else.
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Flossie and the DragonAn epic tale of how a brave inflatable sheep fights a dragon, rescues a beautiful princess and achieves fame and fortune.
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How to Recognise a SheepHow do you recognise a sheep? Was that a sheep that just passed you on a bicycle? Read this and find out.
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Mary Had a Little LambThis is another dark tale of the Shepherdess. As usual, it does not have a happy ending. Those of a nervous disposition are advised to skip this one.
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Never Trust a Shepherdessdark deeds amongst the flock
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Don't Act Playfully with Deaththere is not only 52 cards in the pack
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Tell Me What I Wish to Hearif reason fails, take the alternative. Truth is much overrated - what keeps us going is love, hope and dreams.
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RoadkillA cautionary tale.
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Never Try to Fool a Sheepfooling a sheep is just too easy
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Kilroy was HereAn acrostic poem. This particular piece of graffitti seems to have now faded away, but there was a time when the ubiquitous Kilroy was making his mark everywhere.
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DestinyOur destiny is built on the structures that we have built in the past and, as it develops, so it reinforces its own history and makes it more secure. What happens is that we build our own trap. There is no clockwork spider only what we, ourselves, have created.
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The Paving StoneThis is a poem about the unlikeliest subject that I could think of and, as such, is intended as more of a poetic exercise than to hold any deeper meaning, but I thought it came out quite well. People do not always think about what is, literally, under their feet.
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CityBeyond life, life goes on
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One MorningA sheep muses on cosmology
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Never Let Your Sheep Go Out, Unless He's with a FriendA poem mourning the loss of sheep in town nightlife
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Eighth DayHow sheep were created and how they got their woolly jumpers.
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Hero Sheep: The Golden Age of WoolA brief history in verse of the golden age of wool.