Steven West
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and smile.
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Michigan State University, BA Communication ArtsInterests
Writing, politics, current events, family activities, theater, art, literature, film, comedy, sports, invest ments, the environment, board, card and video games, softball, volleyball and basketball.Motto
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.Affiliations
Member of ARC, Boys and Girls Club
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Politicians, Stop Calling Me!Amusing poem about the annoying Robocalls.
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My Missing VoiceWitty poem about losing my voice from having a cold.
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Unfulfilled DreamsHaiku about dreams about success that fail to occur.
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Internet, Spam, and the Fatal VirusHumorous poem about a computer that is destined for death.
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Monster HaikuWitty haiku about a green, ugly monster.
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Goodbye Stain!Amusing poem about a coffee stain. -
Take My Rose, Fair LadyWitty poem about a man with peculiar gifts for a woman he loves.
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Old Age HaikuHaiku about losing your memory due to old age.
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The Rich and the PoorWitty poem about a rich man and a poor man.
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Nightfall in the NeighborhoodPoem about a lonely, dark night in the neighborhood.
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Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck HaikuHumorous haiku about Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.
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Ode to an OnionAmusing poem about an onion. -
Stop Running Around in Circles!Humorous poem about a child who has a difficult time getting going in the morning.
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Poverty and BlightPoem about our need to do something about poverty and blight.
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Flushing the ToiletAnother humorous poem about flushing the toilet.
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Disastrous BreakfastHumorous poem about a terrible breakfast.
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Winter MiseryAmusing poem about a winter storm. -
I'm Sick!Amusing poem about a man who is sick in bed.
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The Joys of ImaginationAmusing poem about using my imagination.
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The Wicked Witch and DorothyWitty poem about the Wicked Witch and Dorothy. -
Batman and Harley QuinnPoem about Batman's encounter with Harley Quinn.
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The Curse of Political AdsAmusing poems about the annoying political ads.
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Calendar CrazyAmusing poem about all kinds of calendars. -
The Dreidel GameFun poem about the dreidel game played during Hanukkah.
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A Wonderful ChristmasHusband gives his wife a gorgeous gift for Christmas.
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Hector the Mouse and Harold the CatAmusing poem about a mouse and a cat.
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The Long WarPoem about the long war in Afghanistan. -
The Big ExamPoem about a student taking a big exam.
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The Outrageous PoliticiansThis is a poem about politicians that foolish and ridiculous statements.
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Love ThoughtsPoem about a night of romance and love. -
Pearl Harbor HaikuHaiku remembering the Pearl Harbor attack. -
Politicians like to DanceWitty poem about politicians who dance around the truth.
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A Hanukkah CelebrationA Hanukkah poem that comes from the heart.
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Don't Call Me RidiculousPoem about a man who does not wish to be called ridiculous.
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A Christmas CelebrationA mother reflects on her Christmas Day. -
Ten Things to Do with a FruitcakeHumorous list of things to do with a fruitcake. -
The Romney Flip FlopsAre you ready to purchase a pair of Romney Flip Flops? Perhaps this parody of an ad will convince you to buy.
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Ode to a Piece of Lint Part FourAbsurd poem about a dastardly piece of lint.
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Giant SpiderAmusing poem about a giant spider. -
Elves LamentAmusing poem about disgruntled elves.
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Holiday ShoppingWitty poem about shopping for the holiday.
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Across the Midnight SkyWho should appear across the midnight sky? -
Cold Winter Woes HaikuHaiku about cold weather and my dead car.
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Turkey LeftoversAmusing poem about having too much turkey left after Thanksgiving.
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Blank HaikuHaiku about a person who is not thinking.
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Herman Cain and Foreign PolicyWitty poem about Herman Cain's grasp of foreign policy.
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The Turkey and the Farmer HaikuWitty haiku about a turkey and a farmer. -
First KissAmusing poem about a first kiss.
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See the Clouds Up in the SkyWitty poem about clouds that are in the sky. -
Nasty Winter HaikuHaiku about a harsh winter. -
Don't Flush the Toilet!Witty poem about a young son who flushes the toilet one too many times.
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The Herman Cain TrainAmusing short tale about a little train called the Herman Cain Train.
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Turn the Light Off MariaPoem about a girl haunted by nightmares.
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A Koch LimerickWitty limerick of the Koch Brothers.
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I Flipped a Pancake High in the AirAmusing poem about flipping a pancake high in the air. -
The Animal ParadeAmusing poem about a very special parade.
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The Monster and Santa ClausHumorous poem about Santa's meeting with the Monster. -
Ghosts, Goblins, and MomsWitty poem about ghosts and goblins. -
Ode to a Nail ClipperAnother in a series of odes about every day products. -
The Rose - Beauty and PainWitty poem about a rose. -
Poker HaikuWitty haiku regarding the game of poker. -
My Pants Are Too TightWitty poem about a man who is wearing pants that are too tight.
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The Count HaikuAmusing haiku from the Count. -
Plight of the WerewolfWitty poem about a man who turns into the Werewolf. -
Autumn AglowPoem about the autumn season.
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My Big Ice Cream DreamAmusing poem about eating a lot of ice cream. -
IndigestionHumorous poem about having indigestion.
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Exercise like CrazyHumorous poem about the need to exercise. -
Bad BreathAmusing poem about a man who has bad breath. -
Paul Bunyan HaikuWitty haiku about Paul Bunyan. -
The Rick Perry Pop QuizHumorous pop quiz from Rick Perry. -
Where Have You Gone Mary Poppins?Amusing poem wishing for the return of Mary Poppins. -
Nosy NoraPoem about a lady that sticks her nose into other people's business.
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A Little Girl's Has a Dog in Her BedHumorous poem about a little girl who finds all kinds of animals in her bed.
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The Nasty Sinkhole HaikuWitty haiku about a nasty sinkhole. -
Rain, Rain, Go AwayAmusing poem about raindrops that become bigger and bigger. -
The Governor Perry PoemWitty poem about Governor Perry.
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Popcorn and SexHere are some fun comparisons of popcorn with sex. -
The Fartful PaintingHumorous poem about a tasteless painting.
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Two Visions of DiscoveryPoem looking at hopelessness and redemption.
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Ode to a PillowWitty poem about my comfortable pillow. -
Class WarfarePoem about the Republican charges of class warfare.
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I Saw a PigHumorous poem about an unusual pig.
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Bad Luck CharleyPoem about a guy who has bad luck and blames his misfortunes on others.
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Burp!A guy has the need to burp. Witty!
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Being Married to Poison IvyAmusing poem about a fellow who married Poison Ivy.
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The Cream Puff PartySatirical political group called the Cream Puff Party. -
Jobs BillPoem about the need to pass a jobs bill.
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The Mustard PoemPoem about enjoying mustard. -
Detroit Tiger HaikuHaiku honoring the Detroit Tigers. -
Ms. NosyWitty poem about a woman who claims not to be nosy.
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The Terrifying Dental AppointmentHumorous poem about a guy who fears having his dental appointment.
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Hot Chicken Noodle SoupFun poem about having a bowl of chicken noodle soup. -
The Terrifying Creature in My MindPoem about a horrible creature that has entered a man's mind.
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Chinese Fortune Cookies from a TeacherFifteen amusing fortune cookie sayings from a teacher. -
Fall, Leaves, and FootballWitty poem about the arrival of fall. -
Itchy Feet and Smelly SocksAmusing poem about itchy feet and smelly socks.
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Goodbye SummerWitty poem about the end of summer.
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Ode to a HangerWitty tribute to the plastic hanger.
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Dandruff HaikuHaiku about dandruff.
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Back to SchoolWitty poem about a boy who is going back to school.
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Flood HaikuHaiku about a destructive flood.
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Time to Eat Your SpinachHumorous dialog between a mom and her son about eating spinach.
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Nightmare at Blue CreekPoem about a very scary place.
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A Blog and a BlobWitty poem about a blog and a blob.
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Dick Cheney HaikuHaiku looks at Vice President Dick Cheney. -
My BalloonFunny poem about a balloon. -
Evolution and Global WarmingAmusing poem about environmental concerns and politics.
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Kiss Me You FoolWitty poem about a woman who wants to be kissed.
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My Strange MapBizarre images appear on my map.
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Weird DreamHumorous dream about different animals.
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Ode to a RulerWitty ode about a ruler.
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The Giant and the Evil WizardShort story about a fearless giant and an evil wizard.
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Puss N' BootsAmusing poem about Puss n' Boots.
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Rant and RavePoem about a person who is very disgruntled.
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I'm Nervous!A guy admits to being nervous and a whole lot more.
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Ode of a Well Rounded GuyWitty poem about a guy who is well rounded. -
The Dandruff PoemHumorous poem about having dandruff. -
King Glum and the Crown of FoolsAmusing tale about a king in search of happiness and immortality. -
Scooby-Doo HaikuWitty haiku about Scooby-Doo and company.
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Ridiculous Chinese Fortune Cookie SayingsTen humorous Chinese fortune cookie sayings for your amusement. -
The Ice Cream ManWitty poem about the ice cream man who delivers relief from the heat.
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Toothpaste in My HairAmusing poem about a teenager who has toothpaste in his hair.
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Republicans and the Debt CrisisPoem about the Republicans inaction on the debt ceiling. -
Don't Call Me a DuckHumorous poem about things that I don't wish to be called.
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Alfred the ZombieAlfred Zombie fails at dancing.
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Tarzan HaikuAmusing haiku about Tarzan. -
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Ode to an Electric Pencil SharpenerAnother in a series of odes on every day items.
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Leftovers HaikuHumorous Haiku about tasteless leftovers.
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Morgan's Sinister DreamMorgan has a terrifying dream.
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Chinese Fortune Cookies from GrannyWitty fortune cookie sayings from Granny.
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The Mouse and the ElephantAmusing poem about an encounter between a mouse and an elephant.
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The Crap RapHumorous rap about feeling like a piece of crap.
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Summer PoemAmusing summer poem. -
Beautiful RosePoem about a beautiful rose.
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Michele Bachmann's History LessonHumorous historical information from Michele Bachmann. This is a parody.
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My Missing ToothAmusing poem about a missing tooth. -
Out of Shape Ronald McDonaldHumorous poem about Ronald McDonald's need to get in shape and lose some weight.
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Don't Worry, Be Happy!Humorous poem about a man who has every reason to not be happy.
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Twelve Chinese Fortune Cookies for the Fourth of JulyTwelve humorous fortune cookie sayings for the Fourth of July.
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Twinkle, TwinkleParody of the nursery rhyme Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
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A Close Encounter of the Worst KindHumorous poem about a man who has an encounter with a very jealous boyfriend.
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A Summer Day Turned SourHumorous poem about a man, a dog, and an accident.
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Zombie's GirlfriendWitty poem about the Zombie and his girlfriend.
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The Falling DreamHumorous poem about a falling dream. -
New Haiku About Curious GeorgeHumorous haiku about Curious George. -
A Marriage ProposalPoem about a humble man who proposes marriage to his sweetheart. -
The Political Game SongSong about the games politicians play. -
Flooded BasementPoem about a disastrous storm and a flooded basement. -
Beanman - the New SuperheroWhat a gas!
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The Last Place Baseball TeamAmusing poem about a very bad baseball team.
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Crocodile SallyWitty poem about a girl named Crocodile Sally.
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Prejudice and BigotryPoem that condemns prejudice and bigotry.
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Love ButtonWitty poem about pressing my love button. -
Beach Boy HaikuTwo witty haiku from Beach Boy songs. -
Ode to a Piece of LettuceAnother in a series of witty odes. -
An Angel in My MindPoem about a man who has an image of an angel in his head. -
Diary of a Boring Man - New EntryAnother boring week from a boring man.
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A Dieter's LamentHumorous poem about a woman who is giving up on her diet.
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Mr. Fly and MeAmusing poem about a fly that landed in my soup.
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The Green Lantern HaikuHaiku about the famous superhero The Green Lantern.
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Twelve Fortune Cookies from ShrekHere are twelve humorous fortune cookie sayings from Shrek.
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Tornado HaikuHaiku about the destructive tornado. -
The Return of Dr. Ohmigod - Famed PsychiatristAmusing conversation between Dr. Ohmigod and his new patient. See who the patient is at the end of the session.
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Old King Cole - New VersionHere is another fractured nursery rhyme. Today we take on Old King Cole.
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Crazy Alice and the Wonderland BandFantastic and witty poem about Alice and her decision to join the Wonderland Band. -
Raise the Debt CeilingAmusing poem calling for politicians to raise the debt ceiling.
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Five Little Ducks Went Out to Play - Fractured Nursery RhymeParody of the nursery rhyme Five Little Ducks Went Out to Play. -
Diary of a Boring ManHumorous diary of a thoroughly boring man.
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Sad ReflectionPoem about the loss of a good friend.
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She's Hot!Amusing poem about a single guy who sees a real hot woman. -
Happy Mother's Day from the Incredible HulkDr. Bruce Banner reveals a secret about himself to his mother.
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Catwoman HaikuWitty haiku about the villain know as Catwoman.
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Stairway to HeavenAmusing poem about a fellow who doesn't quite make it up to heaven.
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Mystical Wizard and the CatWitty poem about the Mystical Wizard who turned a young man into a cat. -
Little Boy Blue - Updated VersionAnother in a series of updated nursery rhymes.
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Indiana Plans to Defund Planned ParenthoodHaiku about the decision by Governor Mitch Daniel to defund Planned Parenthood in Indiana.
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Portrait of a Tired, Old ManHumorous poem about a tired, old man. -
Chinese Fortune Cookies from Your Postal CarrierHumorous fortune cookie sayings from your postal carrier.
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We Must Not Offend the Tea PartyAmusing poem about politicians who do not want to offend the tea party by raising the debt ceiling. -
King Cobra HaikuHaiku about the deadly King Cobra.
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The Bizarre Circle PoemStrange and amusing poem about my connection with circles. -
My Dog and MeWitty poem about a man and his puppies.
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Crybaby HarryAnother crybaby poem. This time about Crybaby Harry.
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Dandruff ItchAmusing poem about a dandruff problem.
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Sex is like a Yo YoFunny comparison of a yo yo with sex.
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Crazy Chinese Fortune Cookie SayingsTen new, crazy fortune cookie sayings for your amusement.
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Poem About WomenA simple but meaningful poem about women. -
Give to Spam AidHumorous poem about a social cause called Spam Aid. -
Strawberry HaikuWitty haiku about strawberries. -
Sonic the Hedgehog HaikuThree haiku about Sonic the Hedgehog. -
Politicians Do Not Dare to Care Away Our Medicare!Witty poem about the political risks of trying to eliminate Medicare.
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Spring Fever's In the AirAmusing poem about the miseries of Spring fever. -
Ode to a PennyWitty poem about a precious penny. -
Davy Crockett HaikuHaiku saluting the legendary Davy Crockett. -
The Tooth Fairy and the GirlA lovely girl meets the tooth fairy. -
Congressional FoolsPoem about members of Congress who are planning to shut down the government.
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Political Humor 101Some early political humor for your amusement. -
Twenty Interview Mistakes to AvoidHere are twenty humorous interview mistakes to avoid.
