Kellys Blogs

I love my daughter, but dislike her father. I love working in the yard, but I have a gardener. I hate cleaning the house, but I don’t have a maid. I have 742 thoughts per minute but I never write any of them down. I am environmentally conscious but I can’t afford organic food. I love being in the forest more than in the mall. I hate being dirty but I rarely shower on the weekend. I hate people who ride my ass on the road but I will ride yours until you move over. I hate my smile but I love to laugh. I love cat’s attitudes but I hate their fur. I love dogs paws but I hate their nails. I don’t trust people easily but want you to trust me immediately. I think I’m funnier when I’m drinking and nicer when I’m sick. I haven’t had a successful relationship yet I still want to fall in love. I get bored easily yet will sit and stare for hours. I am an only child but have 2 brothers and 1 sister. I want to go back and live my life all over again but I’m too tired. I match my body wash with my clothing. Little things make me happy but I expect great things. Whistling annoys me but I like to hum.