Mary Kirchhoff
Mary Kirchhoff was born and raised in Long Island, New York, and currently resides outside of Pittsburgh, PA. She began writing professionally in 2000, and has published articles in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, the Pittsburgh Tribune Review, the McKeesport Daily News, and elsewhere.
As a finalist, semi-finalist and honorable mention in the HumorPress.com online humor writing contest, she particularly enjoys writing humor. With her whimsical take on life's everyday events and the people she comes across, Mary has alienated and infuriated friends, family, acquaintances and even little old church ladies, all of whom have been secretly known to laugh among themselves when mentioned in her writings.
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As a finalist, semi-finalist and honorable mention in the HumorPress.com online humor writing contest, she particularly enjoys writing humor. With her whimsical take on life's everyday events and the people she comes across, Mary has alienated and infuriated friends, family, acquaintances and even little old church ladies, all of whom have been secretly known to laugh among themselves when mentioned in her writings.
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Suffolk County Community CollegeInterests
Humor, Current Events, Hollywood Gossip, Celebrities, Conservatism, Christianity, Separation of Church and State, Fashion, Beauty, Makeup, Style, Cats, The Bible, Books, Reading, Gossip Magazines, Incarcerated Women, Drug Addiction and Recovery, Scrabble,Favorites
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Intimacy with a Car and Eating Cat Food: Just Another Day for TLC's "Strange Addiction" SubjectsHave you ever heard of mechaphilia? It is defined as a sexual desire for a mechanical inanimate object. I hadn’t heard of it either until TLC found one guy, Nathaniel, 27, who has sex with his car.
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Atheist’s Reason Rally and Lawsuits Threaten to Make Us a Godless AmericaAtheist groups held a "Reason Rally," with a turnout in the thousands. The event was highly anti-Christian and goes hand in hand with the numerous lawsuits atheist groups have been filing to eradicate any vestiges of God in America.
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"Hoarding Lite," the New Chic for Living SpaceMy daughter moved back with me a while ago and things haven't been the same since. I'm learning to cope with the constant Disaster-in-Progress.
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Fast Facts on Life and the Fiscally ChallengedIt's not easy surviving today in this economy. Trying to stretch every dollar is a task, especially when you need a manicure and dye job. Should you pay the cable or go food shopping? I'd go with the cable. -
10 Tips for Great SkinFollowing these tips will help you to achieve a brighter, prettier complexion. -
Frazzled Flyers Finish LastI didn't want to pay for "luggage service" so attempted to carry it all on. Big mistake.
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Extreme Cheapskates: Swapping Sanity for SavingsIt takes a special person to give up toilet paper, eat goat's heads and dumpster dive for anniversary presents. -
An End to the Era of ConversationsMy daughter and I no longer talk to each other. We only text and message each other. -
Winter's WaterA Winter Haiku. -
The Holiday Jingle - Police, Purchases, Playthings and ParoleI needed to get my nephews a popular toy and it was already Christmas Eve. Could I pull it off?
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From the Diary of a Demo PersonDemo people are highly trained professionals who give out free food to people who generally aren't hungry but eat anyway because it's free.
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Acing the Interview - AudaciouslyInterviewing for a job is unpleasant and demeaning. Try the bold approach and tell employers what you're really thinking!
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Job Applications – Anxiety and AbuseOne job application wanted me to list my 30-year employment history? Seriously??
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Online D.A.T.I.N.G (Disastrous and Traumatic - It’s Not Good)Let's face it - dating is brutal. And yet... we keep trying. Why? To find the Mr. or Ms. right I am pretty certain doesn't exist.
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Beautiful Bodies and Other ObservationsThere's a lot to see and learn at the gym!
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A Holiday with the Retired Folks... Or Maybe NotSpending the holidays with family can be tough! Your retired parents are up at 5 a.m. and sometimes you're just getting to bed then. Can you survive a holiday with them?
