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My Own, Personal AbishagThe shortened days of Winter have been scientifically proven to change your mood, not usually for the better.
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Dealing with Death StatisticsThe world is a scary place, full of scarier numbers. Maybe it's best to just sit this one out.
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The Longing for Home Bed and Breakfast: A Review from a Three-time CustomerA review based on 3 visits to the Longing for Home Bed and Breakfast. Sleepy Rogersville, AL has one of the best B&Bs around. -
Why 9/11 Did Not Change My Life for the WorseThat horrible day nine years ago in New York City did nothing to change my outlook. It only reminded me that evil has existed, does exist, and will exist. -
Winning Bejeweled Blitz Strategies Based on Positions in the Kama SutraA tutorial (of sorts) on how to score big playing Bejeweled Blitz based on the positions of the Kama Sutra. Bejeweled Blitz, it turns out, is a lot like sex. -
Unwritten Rules of the Public RestroomEvery wonder where the unwritten rules of the public restroom came from? Luckily for you, I have and I've written them down for posterity. -
The Psychology of NumbersNumbers shape the way we see the world around us and communicate. Is it all just randomness? -
Essential Items for Any Painting ProjectListed are the essential supplies you need for any painting job, either exterior, interior, or those little spaces between. -
Meeting My Maker & Buying a Pasta Maker & Fire, Lots of FireFrom book to sales magazine to an encounter with God. It's all here in this less-than-riveting account of one man's morning constitutional. -
Jihad in South Park - a Call to the Faithful to Have a Little FaithEpisodes 200 & 201 of the cartoon South Park have earned it's creators death threats from radical Muslim groups. You know what? Everyone is getting sick and damn tired of your antics, you crazy Muslim extremists. -
Five Movies You Can Quote in Everyday SituationsMovies have become a common reference point for conversations. Here are 4 or 5 movies that contain quotable lines for everyday situations. -
Constance McMillen, a Fake Prom, and ZOMG! Fulton, Mississippi Fell into a Time WarpWhat happens to a community torn asunder by a 17 year old lesbian? The Mayan calendar may be right. We're all doomed and Fulton, MS is ground zero.
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Health Care Reform: How to Prove it Will Work or NotWe test every thing from cradles to cars. Why not test universal health care to see if it really works. I have a suggestion for doing just that and it doesn't mean sweeping change. It's simple, Mr. Obama because you own the test company.
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A Trip to the Doctor's OfficeHere's how I spent part of my day. -
Five Things You'll Never See on My Facebook StatusDon't get me wrong. I love Facebook. It's a great way to communicate and make new friends, but some people just aren't worth knowing. You know who you are.
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The Frugal Life and the Fine Line Between Common Sense and Bat Guano CrazyI lead a life of mild frugality, but some crazy miserly things people do keep me rolling about the floor laughing hysterically. Miserly isn't always a good thing. -
On Invention and Corporate Maleficence - Mommy, Who Invented the Internet?Throw away everything you know about how invention works. Here outlined is the truth of the process and how corporate greed fouls the works.
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How Golden Shellback's Waterproofing Process Will Change My LifeWhen science discovers a breakthrough, we can choose to use it for good or evil. I only want to make a clean start of things. -
Why is the Universe so Big and If God Exists, Why Hasn't He Called Lately?We know the universe is a big place, but why? If we are alone, why do we need all this space? If we're not, where are our neighbors and why do they have their space ships on cinder blocks in their front yards?
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As Seen on TV and Just in Time for ChristmasA skeptic's view of As Seen On TV products and the laborious use of one's brain during the gift giving season.
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The Metric System or Are We There yet and If Not, How Many Kilometers Until We Are?Remember this childhood classic? "One and one are two. Two and two are four. 2.54 centimeter worm, 2.54 centimeter worm, measuring the marigolds..."
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A History of Time - You're Late for Life, but You Just Don't Know it YetTime, like all things, is a concept of necessity. We create measurements for it out of our innate need to codify things and be animals of practicality. As our needs changed, so did our need for different measurements of time.
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Five Minutes with Rush LimbaughI'm now convinced Rush Limbaugh is permanently brain damaged and I want the five minutes I listened to him today refunded. -
Dude, Where's My Constitutional Amendment?If an amendment was good enough for beer, isn't it good enough for morphine? Today, let's learn about amending the Constitution. -
National Health Care: Everybody Else is Doing It, so Why Can't We?But other countries have it, I want it too! Let me explain why that might be difficult. -
President Obama Enters Kanye West - Taylor Swift FrayPresident Obama calls Kanye West an jackass over West's stunt during the Video Music Awards. Surprisingly, race relations to improve after fallout. -
Hypocritical Health Care Debate: A Cautionary and Scary TaleI remember fondly all the shouts of, "Keep your hands off my body!" Why the sudden silence and why are these people suddenly willing to sell their bodies to Washington? -
Health Care and Insurance Reform: You're Doing it WrongI have a simple plan I haven't heard from anyone else. Maybe I'm crazy, but this just might work. -
Bible Misquotes: The Effect of Misusing Matthew 7:1 "Judge Not, that You Be Not Judged."What does this commonly misquoted and quoted out of context verse really mean and what effect does it have when misused? -
Republican Attacks on Intended Obama School Speech Backfire in a Flurry of Congressional ActionCongress expands health care reform bills in retribution for attacks on Obama's planned address to the nation's schools. -
Should We Ordain Gay Clergy? Can a Christian of Any Stripe Be Gay?An overly simplistic treatise in under 1500 words because the topic is in the news and wearing on my last nerve. -
Cash for Clunkers Astounding Success! Government to Expand Stimulus to More IndustriesIf you aren't ready to help the auto industry and your local car dealer just yet, you may want to participate in these other Government-sponsored programs.
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Web Writing: The Ground Rules that Make a Good Web ArticleThis is what makes a good web article be it for AC, Mashable, or even C-Net magazine. -
Organic: The Bastard Child of Going GreenOrganic isn't organic isn't Green isn't me isn't you. So shut your pie hole by shoving a piece of pie in it. -
911 Calls from McDonald's Prove Darwin was Wrong About Natural SelectionNatural Selection isn't working. The Stupid Gene has triumphed over Darwin. The Stupid Gene Theory is proven by actions of a Florida woman's 911 call. -
Why I Hate the Words Foodie, Tweet, and HippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobiaThe English language is reaching critical mass with new words created everyday. Stop and think before you create.
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Stupidity About Town: The Real Life Adventures of a Smart Ass in a Dumb WorldThe week is only half over and stupidity is chasing me like a famished lion with a gazelle in her sites. Come be stupid with me, won't you? -
Stimulus Package, Bailout Now with Strings AttachedObama put salary limits on companies accepting bailout money. Is this a good thing or is a soundtrack for this dance the next step? -
The Best Thing About Inauguration Day 2009From what I understand, there was a speech, a parade, and some parties. None of that is what Inauguration Day is all about.
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The 30 Million Dollar Christmas Vacation and the Disillusionment of Barack Hussein ObamaPolitics is a cruel mistress and learning her lessons can be harder than a nun's ruler on spelling bee day. -
Kid, You'll Move Mountains Releases LoomingsLoomings is Kid, You'll Move Mountains latest CD. Here's my impressions of the music with a little crow on the side.
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Selecting a College Major and Its Direct Influence on Your Career Prospects in the New EconomyStill haven't decided on your college major? Is your choice of minors causing you minor pains? The new edition of The Big Book of College Majors and Viable Jobs Matrices has been revamped for the new economy.
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Change for America: A Few Things I'd like to See Barack Obama ChangeChanging America because it's damp and starting to cry. -
Sarah Palin as McCain's VP: the Smartest Political Move Since the Emancipation ProclamationLet's balance the factors that level the playing field. -
Nancy Pelosi's Innovative Solution to Save Energy and Find New OilSpeaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, in a brilliant example of leadership, demonstrated her plan to save energy. She literally turned out the lights on Congress.
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A Review of The Secret Bed and Breakfast in Leesburg, AlabamaLooking for a relaxing getaway? The Secret Bed and Breakfast overlooking Weiss Lake is a perfect spot. It's unique architecture and wonderful hosts will ensure you leave with you batteries recharged and a longing to return.
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Scalable Software Systems: An Upcoming Internet CommoditySo you want to be Tom? Why stop there when you can be a Tom factory. The next internet evolution is software and systems which give anyone the ability to create sites which in turn create and manage social networking sites. -
Last Check Writer on Earth Beaten to Death in Supermarket73-year-old Edna Mercy was bludgeoned to death today by an enraged, baguette-wielding mob in a local supermarket. -
Madonna to Remake Casablanca. Britney Spears to Be Thrown a Cameo BoneRumors are flying that Madonna plans to remake the iconic movie Casablanca. The Barefoot Celebrity Buzz and Scatological Research Group, LLC (Paparazzi Division), has the inside scoop.
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Why Your Woman Left You: How to Prevent Divorce in the Modern WorldDivorce is ugly. There are no winners only whiners. But how did it come to this? What can men do to please these female creatures? -
Vogue Magazine Casts LeBron James and Gisele Bundchen in Remake of King KongVogue's cover has the wires humming with accusations of racism. This is why we're all afraid of Vogue. -
Clinton V. Obama. Are They the Same Candidate?Issue by issue. Hot topic by hot topic. Let's score the candidates and see who comes out on top.
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Fainting on the Barack Obama Campaign Trail Increasing. Miraculous Healing Wonders Now ReportedSix cases of people fainting at Obama speeches are confirmed. What is next for the charismatic Senator from Illinois? -
33 Annoying Expressions that Killed Our ConversationIf you are using these expression, please stop talking to me right now. Better still, take a vow of silence. -
From St. Nicholas to Santa Claus: Connecting the SymbolismExplore the symbols and legends of St. Nicholas and discover the roots of some modern Christmas traditions. -
The Historical St. Nick: Santa Claus Punched Me in the FaceOther than his generosity and a white beard, the real St. Nicholas bears little resemblance to Santa Claus. St. Nicholas spent more time at the local docks than in church. No doubt, this is where St. Nicholas learned to box. -
I'm Voting for Hillary Clinton Because She is a Woman"I'm voting for Hillary Clinton because she is the first woman to run for president." This quote comes from the other side of a recent conversation I had. It got me thinking, those who don't know their country's history are easily manipulated. -
Left at the Wall: Tokens of Remembrance at the Vietnam MemorialEveryday items are left at the Vietnam Memorial. What happens to these tokens and what prompts people to leave them? What makes the Vietnam Memorial different from all the monuments in D.C? -
What Jiffy Cornbread Tells You About LifeIt is a short walk from cornbread to bumping your head on one of life's glaring lessons. Why do you have Jiffy Cornbread Mix in your pantry? The answer may surprise you. -
The Key to Wooden Deck Construction is the Right NailMy wooden deck is celebrating its 15th year, a virtual old man in deck years. It's time to think about replacing it, but it sure has been good to me. Something tells me this isn't going to be a do-it-yourself project. Here's what I've learned so far. -
Columbus Day: The Ultimate Celebration for SlackersI used to think Columbus Day was lame. Slowly, I've come to realize Columbus Day is the perfect holiday. Columbus Day celebrates the misguided slacker in all of us. Con-men and screw-ups unite! Celebrate Columbus Day.
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NASA Announces New Astronaut Hiring for Those with the Right StuffDo you want to be an astronaut? Perfect timing. NASA is looking for talented professionals to carry on the great tradition of space exploration. Do you have the right stuff to be a real astronaut? Learn how you can join the astronaut class of 2008. -
How to Kill Weeds, Flowers and Your LawnLawn maintenance is harder than it looks. Here are 5 easy steps to ensure you kill every green thing in your yard. It's easy, fast, and effective. Just follow me into the dust bowl that is my lawn. -
Petroleum Remediation Product (PRP): Bio-degradable Oil ReclamationPRP may be the wonder invention of the year. This NASA spin-off uses micro technology developed in orbital experiments to safely eliminate oil spills. It's bio-degradable and perfect for water and land oil remediation. -
If You Were President, Where Would You Stand on These Issues?If we had a succinct score card of the candidates and where they fall on the issues, how would that change our perception? In our media-shaped culture, could we cut through the gloss and vote for the meat? Which hopeful really reflects your views? -
How to Cross a Street Without Holding Mommy's HandMapping the human brain is one step closer. New CAT scan images are unlocking the key to how the brain process spatial information. How much is in our genes and what is learned is still in question. How much high school geometry do you really know? -
Jerry Falwell Dead. Richard Dawkins Exclaims, "There is a God!"So you think there is an afterlife. Join the latest reality game show still in progress. Falwell's passing converts atheist into agnostics. Agnostics are pushed to the fringe of belief. -
The Evolution of May Day into Immigrants Right's DayMay Day has past us yet again. What is May Day? International Worker's Day. A day that every good socialist loves to celebrate not with a May pole, but with a megaphone. Were we were celebrating the spring flowers or the guy who planted them? -
Virginia Tech: Murder by Political CorrectnessBlaming anyone other than Cho Seung-Hui is a futile exercise in Monday-morning quarterbacking. The facts of Cho's life leading up to the event indict each of us. -
Useless Phrases that Killed Your Writing's ImpactEven the best writer can fall prey to these killer phrases. Maybe you're tired. Maybe you didn't edit sufficiently. Maybe you don't know better. These are the phrases that detract from your writing and give your article the impact of a wet noodle in lunar gravity. -
10 Essential REM Videos on YoutubeNeed a pocket collection of one of the world's best bands? Check out the essential collection of REM videos available via the mysterious magic of Youtube. There are probably a few memories in here for you. -
How to Use the Associated Content Publishing TemplateLearn what to expect when publishing an article on Associated Content. Get answers to commonly asked questions. Know what to expect before you struggle to learn it the hard way.
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Amazing New Non-lethal Self Defense Product Just OutReluctant to carry a gun? This new invention may be just the thing for you. A quantum leap forward in personal self defense just hit the market. This product is so simple that even a child could use it, but so powerful that even the most violent attacker will be deterred. -
An Interview with AC's Own Chris Berry: The New CD "The Emerald River Project"New music isn't always new, but now that The Retrofitters have release a new CD, new may just be new again. Experience the Blues with a Western spice. Chris Berry talks to AC about his new CD "The Emerald River Project." -
Hollywood Elects Al Gore King of the WorldAs most of the free world and a couple of isolated Eskimo tribes know, Al Gore won the "best documentary" Academy Award for his global warming warning "An Inconvenient Truth" at the 79th annual Academy Awards celebration. Why is this no surprise?
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Annoying and Dangerous Driving HabitsA soon-to-be-released study explains why people are bad drivers and how dangerous they really are. Are you one? -
Netflix is Scaring MeNetflix.com is reading my mind and all the foil hats in the world can't stop them. But the jokes on them. I'm not me. -
Chinese Missile Destroys SatelliteAfter inventing gunpowder, you would think the Chinese could do a better job launching a missile and blowing up a satellite. World governments' reactions vary and the literal fallout is unknown. -
Cheap, Over-looked Vacation PackagesHere are four over-look vacation spots that the whole family can enjoy on a budget. Pack your bags, get the kids, and board the dog because now you too can afford to take a luxurious vacation. Get ready to discover a whole new world.
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The 7 Deadly Sins of Writing for the Web. 7 Quick Reasons Why No One Read Your Last ArticleHave you been wondering if people are reading your latest content? Are the lack of comments driving you crazy? You believe you write well, but still have no readers? Learn the 7 biggest reasons you are not being read.
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Cell Phone Use in Polite SocietyThere is a time and place for every thing. Talking to your dog groomer is not appropriate when holding up the line at the grocery store. Think before you flip that phone out and start a "private" conversation. -
Holiday Shopping Hints or How to Serve Your CountryThese are simple rules to make your shopping experience better and why everyone should be compelled to serve their country. You'll learn so much about yourself. -
Relationships: What Women WantI've spent the better part of my life trying to figure out what women want. After 25 years of wedded bliss, I've finally discovered what women want. It's pretty simple, but not pretty. -
New Christmas SongsNew lyrics for the classics in the spirit of Christmas and in memory of Tom Cruise. -
Doctor, Doctor Give Me the NewsEver felt like the doctor wasn't listening? Ever felt rushed through your appointment? Let's remember that doctors are mere humans and prone to the same mistakes that we all make. -
Debunking Astrology: Myth in the Modern EraAstrology began as man tried to order the world around him. It led to the first calendars. But you have to ask yourself, "Astrology, what have you done for me lately?" -
A Handy Guide to Surviving ThanksgivingThanksgiving can be exhausting, but these tips will get you through the day, especially if family is coming. Memories, food, and fuzzy memories await.
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Confessions of an AC Content Producer 3The rules of behavior and the dirtiest secrets of what it is to be an author for AC. You can't know the players without a program. Get your program! -
Top Ten Gift Ideas for ZombiesYou know they are coming back...for the holidays. You don't want to donate your brain, so buy them this!
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Fun with EmailEmail. Love it for the convenience. Hate it for the spam. Email is an integral part of most people's daily life. Here are some fun things to do with email when your sanity starts slipping. -
Fun at the PharmacyHaving a bad day? Spread the joy. Here are some great stress-relievers you can use during you next visit to the pharmacy. -
When Veteran's Day is PersonalSoldiers are a breed apart. We would not enjoy our freedoms without their sacrifices. One day of remembrance each year is not enough. I remember my soldier 365 days a year. Here is why. -
Democrats Celebrate for One DayAfter only one day of celebrating the Democratic Party's victory, Nancy Pelosi put a damper on the festivities by laying out a Washington-politics-as-usual agenda. Expect deals, posturing, and power-mongering for the next 2 years.. -
Product Labeling Gone AwryDoing the most mundane things is rife with warnings, instructions and prohibitions that will drive you insane. Don't microwave your popcorn before you read this article. -
My Shame & Why My Wife is BrilliantI can only say that my wife is brilliant, astute, observant and always right (she made me add that last one). Let me now apologize for men everywhere and the women that endure them. -
Anti-Psychic for HireAre you haunted by ghosts? Does unexplainable fear run your life? Are supernatural powers out to get you? Hire the Anti-Psychic today and reclaim your life if not your sofa. -
The Rewards of Getting Out of Your CubicleLeaving your comfort zone can be a very rewarding exercise. For the last two weeks, I've participated in an experiment at work that culminated in one of life's biggest rewards. -
My Top Eight Reasons for Hating MySpace.comThe top 8 reasons why I and you should hate MySpace. We all need perspective. Here's your fisheye lens. -
CBS News Loses Its MindFiction is stranger than truth. At least that's what one of CBS' latest stories tells me. See how CBS has crossed over into the ranks of the true believers of Bush-hate.
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Time. Age. The Drippy FaucetI am trying to have a positive outlook about growing older. They say age brings wisdom. I am looking forward to that, but in the meantime, my body is just mocking me. -
CNN, FoxNews & MSNBC ReportA tongue-in-cheek take on how CNN, FoxNews and MSNBC would report stories from the past, present and future. -
Gas Saving Tips: Common FallaciesSometimes advice that sounds good isn't the best advice to heed. Here are some common fallacies about trying to save gas. -
Gas Prices Drop. Bush Approval Rating RisesGas prices have dropped 21% in the last 10 days while President Bush's approval rating climbed 12 points to 42%. Is the Administration manipulating gas prices in an effort to manipulate the mid-term elections? -
Top Ten Songs by Robert JohnsonOnly 41 recordings of Robert Johnson's 29 songs survive today, but in 29 songs, Johnson established himself as the father of Rock and Roll. -
Family Reunion on the FarmA poem to commemorate my 2006 family reunion. -
Top Ten Songs by Talking HeadsWith the release of their first album, "77," Talking Heads ushered in the minimalist rock music genre. Here is a non-traditional list of 10 of their best songs. -
Top Ten Songs by DevoAs a nerd, I latched on to Devo the 1st time I heard them cover the Rolling Stones. In retrospect I was pretty cool, considering that David Bowie and Brian Eno were both early fans, too. Here are 10 really great songs that you never knew you liked.Also published on: -
Verizon to Build New Call Center in HuntsvilleIn a move that bucks current trends to offshore telemarketing jobs to countries other than the U.S., Verizon Wireless committed to building its newest customer service and support center in Huntsville Alabama. -
Top Ten Songs by the RamonesPicking the 10 best Ramones songs is almost impossible. Their library is huge and every song rocks, but here's an attempt at picking the best from the Godfathers of punk rock. -
Top Ten Songs by the B-52'sThe B-52's are icons in the music industry, but when they premiered in the early 1980's not everyone appreciated the camp. Here are 10 of their best songs and why they rock. -
Katrina PeopleA brief conversation with a workmate got me thinking, laughing, and worrying about the ongoing human impact of Hurricane Katrina. -
Sick and Tired of the Black Dahlia?Why does every movie, book, and tube sock get a MySpace page? The limit is reached and the top is blown. Enter here for venting steam. -
NASA on the Web: www.nasa.govNASA's official web site, www.nasa.gov, hosts a wealth of information for everyone from kindergarteners to teachers to researchers. You'll spend hours browsing this fascinating web site brought to you by some of the brightest minds in the world. -
Ten Reasons Why You Should Not Buy "Natural Cures" by Kevin TrudeauIf you are seeking cures seek professional medical advice either from a licensed physician or well-schooled holistic practitioner. This book contains nothing resembling medical advice. -
Ten Reasons Why You Should Not Buy WhiteOverNiteIf you are in need of tooth whitening, see your dentist or try some major brands available at any drug store. WhiteOverNite is useless, dangerous, and a scam. -
New NASA Space Crafts Finally NamedUntil now NASA only had the innocuous name Crew Exploration Vehicle for the next generation of space craft. Though still on the drawing board, NASA finally has christened its new class of ships. -
Million Dollar InventionsMy brain keeps spitting these inventions out, but I'm no inventor/engineer/financier. When you develop one of these and make your first million, please remember the staving author. -
Marketing a New Product & Growing Your BusinessIt doesn't matter if you have a business plan. It really doesn't matter if you even have a product; in fact it helps. Read how to successfully create a product, launch a business and market your way to success. -
NASA Changes Vision StatementA recent change to NASA vision statement sent shockwaves of fear into the US Senate. It's time for change that is good for the American public. -
The Real Reason for Tightened Airline SecurityThe TSA has tightened security at all U.S. airports. Liquids and gels are no longer allowed in carry-on luggage. They reason for all of this of course is terrorism, but why are we terrified and what are they hiding? -
This Just In…Generalissimo Fidel Castro is Still AliveI miss the good old, cold-war days. Remember when Soviet leaders would have a cold for a week, catch pneumonia for a month, go on retreat to recover, and be reported deceased? All the while they were already dead. -
Maximize Your Customer Service CallIf you want fast and efficient service when calling a customer support line, there are some definite guidelines to follow. These tips will make your experience much more enjoyable and effective. -
Kid, You'll Move MountainsShort and to the point, the Kids need work. They struggle to make their mark, but I've made more impressive skid marks. -
Pharmacist's Opinions Now Out Weigh Doctor's OrdersPharmacists now have the option to decline to fill your legal prescription. When did the pharmacist's opinion start meaning more than the doctor's?
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Driver's Education 201Finally driven to distraction, the author has compiled some driving tips to help you stay safe and keep your name from being combined with derogatory adjectives by other drivers -
Offshore Call Centers, Corporate Profits, and "Jim"The bottom line drive many business outside the US. In the global economy, customer service is not a candidate for offshore solutions. One consumer, with inside info explains why.
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Driving AssumptionsI don't know when it happened, but somehow I've become the traffic concierge in my town. I guess it is because I look like a local. People make so many baseless assumptions and they make them in an instant, with one glance, at a traffic light.