Philip Theibert
Philip Theibert is available for writing jobs and can be found at www.writingcoachnow.com. His latest book, The Most Creative, Escape the Ordinary, Excel at Public Speaking Ever , will be out in Fall 2012.
Books written include: Business Writing for Busy People, How To Give A Damn Good Speech, Lessons in Corporate Change.
Artilces have ben published in The Wall Street Journal, Writer s Digest, Toast Masters, Executive Speaker, Vital Speeches and other publications.
Short stories and poems have appeared in AURA, The Steel Toe LiteraryReview, WIngspans and other publications.
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Books written include: Business Writing for Busy People, How To Give A Damn Good Speech, Lessons in Corporate Change.
Artilces have ben published in The Wall Street Journal, Writer s Digest, Toast Masters, Executive Speaker, Vital Speeches and other publications.
Short stories and poems have appeared in AURA, The Steel Toe LiteraryReview, WIngspans and other publications.
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Graduation AdviceHere are reasons you should not always take advice .
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Why You Never Take a Man's AdviceNever trust a man who has been drinking - they make up things.
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How to Write and Give the Best and Most Sincere Graduation Speech EverA professional speechwriter offers a concise guide to a great graduation speech.
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Rock , Paper, ScissorsHow a relationship can be a form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors
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Big League WorriesMany minor league ball players have big league worries
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Graduation Poem for Mom and DadMom and Dad are excited that their new college graduate, $100,00 later, has made plans to move in with them!
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She Finds Me SpecialHow dare they call this email from my new bride spam. I think she really loves me. Or rmaybe not?
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StrokeExploring the terror of having a stroke.
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Please Get Your Systems Checked OutWhy you need a yearly health check up.
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Complaints of a Loquacious AuthorHow does an author feel when told to cut his precious words?
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How to LIve Your LifeAdvice from an old man on how to live your life.
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Umbrella Parts and InstructionsAn umbrella goes by many names and has many, yet one thing is certain. When it is raining, you will forget it at home.
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The Real Rules of GolfHere are the real rules of golf you learn too late.
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Ode to a KnuckleballI worship the pitch that makes strong men weep - the knuckleball.
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Was that Necessary?The Phrase for All ParentsWhen you find yourself saying "Was that necessary", welcome to parenthood.
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The Bell of DivorceHow divorce is like a heavyweight fight
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Keep in MIndWhere is the best place to keep an idea and watch it grow?
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Ideas for a 2012 Graduation SpeechAre you giving a graduation speech? Here is a short graduation speech you can borrow ideas from.
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My Mother DyingMy mother was surprised that she was dying and here is why.
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Mother's Day LamentThere are certain times you miss a mother.
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How Writers, Teachers and Students Can Use the Box Approach to Write a Winning EssayThis article shows students and writers how to use a simple box approach to write a winning essay.
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A Player to Be Named LaterYoung children are often confused by the phrases we use. Here is one such example.
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My Son - the High D StudentWhat steps should parents take when their son brags about earning the grade of a High D?
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Grocery Shopping PurgatoryThe little old lady looks so sweet until she is in front of you at the checkout counter at the grocery store.
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How to Make a Living as a WriterHere is practical advice on how to survive as a writer.
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Drinking with a ClownHere is why you should never drink with a clown - and I don't mean your boss.
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Lady Luck KnocksThis is an overview of what it is like at midnight in a casino.
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What Worries MeWhat worries me is any word with the word "sub" in it . Here is why..
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Why the Bible is OutdatedThe biblical saying, "Many are called, but few are chosen" doesn't ring true anymore.
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How Baseball Teaches You to LiveWe can take lessons from baseball and learn to live life to the fullest.
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EthicsA poem about what happens when you seek revenge.
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The Seven Thoughts of Highly Successful DogsWhile you are watching your baseball game, what is your highly successful dog thinking?
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Granddad and the BearA story grandmother told all the grandkids about granddad and the bear. Bear with me on this.
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French Fried AngelThe french fry that could have made me famous.
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Unhappy EndingsHow children learn about unhappy endings.
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Running Out of EnergyWhat happens when your energy drink does not work
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Love in WaitingHow long will you wait for a work of art?
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Dodger's HumorIn honor of Elmer Sexauer, a Booklen Dodger for one week.
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Granddad SaidGrandfather said many things until grandmother got in the game.
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The Fallacy PoemWhy the philosopher sleeps alone
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Opposite LogicThe world runs on Opposite Logic
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Laundry HaikuWhy is it called laundry ?
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Love is BlindCan an eye doctor cure blind love?
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Missing a Few LettersWhat happens when key letters are missing in Scrabble -
April 1st :EPA Bans BeansEPA bans one of America's most important crop.
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Predicted Winner of NCAA TournamentAn haiku predicts the winner of March Madness
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NFL Draft DayWhy no one has called me during NFL Draft Day
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Night Baseball: A HaikuThe beauty of a basball game at night.
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Speed BallHow fast does he pitch?
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Marketing GeniusYou have to admire marketing genius
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The Mad Marriage Counselor SpeaksA short story written by a the world's worst marriage counselor
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Haiku: Grammar GrenadeWhat happens when a grammar grenade explodes?
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To Infinity and BeyondWhat does an infinitive phrase has to do with infinity?
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Saving DaylightWhere do they keep the daylight we save?
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Haiku: Dad's Drinking TipA special drinking tip from Dad
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Death is a CatWhy death is like a cat
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Bad AdviceWhy "live each day like it's your last" is bad advice
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Content HaikuHow do you know when you are content with your content
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Country Music Song PoemA poem abou Country Muisic
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The Economy Explained in One ParagraphLearn how the economy works by reading this one paragraph poem.
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Slogan TimeHere are the slogans of popular holiday icons.
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Digital ExcusesThe computer has supplied students with a whole new generation of excuses.
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How to Write a College EssayHere are some key tips for writing a clear, focused essay.
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The Faith of SpringWhat is anmazing about Spring is that hope is renewed.
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Divine InterventionIs there any diivine intintervention?
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Love Gone Wrong HaikuAn Haiku: what happens when love goes wrong
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Instruction for Sky FallingDetails on what to do on the last day of earth.
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Praising a Higher PowerLet us pay respect to the Gods that be.
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April 1st Through the GenerationsAn April Fool Joke that keeps going and going and going.
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A Political FableWhy they could not pick a Republican Candidate
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Someone Sent You a SmileQuestions about sending a smile.
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Which Bus?Which bus are you taking today? How to choose the right bus. -
Living Day to DayWhy "live day to day" might be really dumb advice.
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Hot Fudge HaikuAn ode to both love and hot fudge!
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The First Sign of Old AgeWhat is the first sign of old age?
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Welcome to Pundit SchoolThe new Pundit School has opened and is taking applications.
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A Bad Day for MothersWhat happens when you don't listen to your mother.
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High Wind WarningsWhat causes high winds? An explanation
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AgingWhy you are a used car
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For Lent I Gave Up ThinkingHow I gave up thinking for Lent
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My Dating ProfileHere is my new online dating profile.
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CravingsA poem about cravings and pregnancy
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Haiku to CoffeeA special haiku to coffee -
Remember the Golden RuleI try to teach my kids the Golden Rule
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For Rent: One TeenagerFor Rent: One teenager
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How to LIve DangerouslyHow to happily avoid a live of adventure.
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High School BuddiesI can see why the average age of a widow is 55.
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St Patty's HaikuA special Haiku for Saint Patrick's Day
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Catnip CrazyWho is? A cat or its owner?
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WhoopsHow not to write a love poem
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It Must StopHow to stop bad poetry
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Haiku on How to Write a HaikuA haiku on how to write a haiku.
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Love or Like?What is the word that lies between love and like?
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How to Write a PoemInstructions on how to write a poem.
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Understanding AnimalsAnimals from the farmer's point of view
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Drinking at the VFWDrinking at the VFW on a Tuesday night
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The Number of Times..As Spring Training starts, a poem dedicated to Cubs' fans,
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The Cross You WearWhat does the Cross you wear say about you? -
Moonshine HaikuWhen the moonshiner's daughter left me. -
Dashed HopesHow we all have our hopes dashed everyday
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Broadcasting SchoolHow to survive Broadcasting School
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An Awkward SilenceWhy did the silence feel awkward?
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Weird HaikuA very weird haiku
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If the Airlines Flew to HeavenWhat happened if you flew to heaven on a airline?
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The Devil HerselfHell is as cold as the devil herself.
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The Rules of Stick BallHere are the rules of stick ball including the famous Stein line.
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The Best PromiseThe best promise a lady can give to you
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Pyrrhic VictoryWin a Pyrrhic victory over advancing age.
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We?The basic relationship question.
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Valentine E-CardsValentne E-Cards are about as romantic as getting a blender.
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SpringTrainingWhile you sit in your cubicle, the boys of summer are tuning up...
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Electronic ValentinesHow detached are we ?
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PerspectiveLife is better when you can look at life in the proper perspective.
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Knowing BetterI should know better, yet I fall for it everytime
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Valentine's by the NumbersValentine's Day produces impressive sales.
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Flu Shot BluesThe Told You Sos - also known as people who got the flu shot.
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Catching MemoriesMemories of a catcher.
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I Have a Code in My NoseWhat does a cold feel like ?
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Used Spouse for SaleA spouse for sale, well maybe.
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Say GraceAre you looking for Grace? Please let me know if you find her.
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Not My CatWhat do you do when your neighbor moves but his cat stays?
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Young Love ShatteredIt is time for a new law banning any teenager from writing any love poem.
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The Wild Side DietFinally the perfect diet that one can enjoy.
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All Your FaultMen - have you ever thought that it is all your fault despite your best intentions?
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She Should Be Here SoonWhat is it like waiting for that first date?
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How to Be an Environmenrtal HeroBe an environmental hero - be lazy
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How to Ruin ValentinesHere is how they are ruining Valentine 's Day -
Honesty ?If you are as honest as the day is long, what happens at night?
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True TortureDo many people suffer more than Jesus did?
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Trash TalkingHow do trash men feel on rainy days?
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Notifications PendingWhy has contacted me on Faceboo. Let's check the "notifications pending" .
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Thank You for LeavingHow men really feel when a woman moves out.
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Long Island EveningsRemember evenings in Long Island as the sun set?
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A Song for Doris DayDoris Day where are you? Here is a song I can see you singing. -
The Most Dangerous ExerciseWhat is the most dangerous exercise?
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Cell Phone LoveHow is love like a cell phone?
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The Best IdeaOften, the best idea is to be quiet!
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Official Silly DayHow to tell when you are having an official silly day. -
Holiday HangoverThe holidays are come and gone. Are you suffering from a holiday hangover?
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Coffee Table LoveWhat is on your coffee table and why is there? What does your coffee table say about you?
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A Winter Poem for YouA winter poem
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Single FatherEmotions of a single father
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The ThrowerShe was a thrower...
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Inspiring ProseWriting inspiring prose
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Your Last Moment?What will be your last moment
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Knowing You, Knowing MeKnowing You, Knowing Me...
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Communicating with MenHow to communicate with men
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Pumpkin PainHey don't complain - you could be a pumpkin
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Holiday Names the Census Bureau ForgotEvery list the Census Bureau comes out with a list of towns with Holday names. Here are some towns they left off the list. -
Christmas LightsChristmas lights and friends -
Toy Safety TipsHow to keep your children safe this Christmas
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If I Were a CowboyIf I were a cowboy -
Father and SonsFather and Sons - especially teenage sons -
Thanksgiving and Christmas Selected as Messiest HolidaysIf you want cleaning help from your husband during the hoildays - good luck! -
Why You Should Give Cash to Charities, Not GiftsGive you local charity cash , not gifts to give away
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Four Types of Gift Wrappers - What Type Are YouThere are four types of gift wrappers - what type are you?
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Coffin NewspaperWalking by the coffin factory
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How to Understand the BCS SystemThe BCS System for ranking College Football Teams explained.
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ForgetForget about scandals and enjoy the bowl games
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Contagion Movie ReviewI think blood dripping eye sockets would improve this movie...
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A Writing Exercise in Being ConciseA good exercise for students in being concise and to the point. They have to tell a whole story in a paragraph. Example below.
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Worries of a ClownWhat do clowns worry about
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Ten Rules for Dating Any Man Over 40Here is what men hate to hear on any date.
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Angry Cell PhoneHow you know when she is calling
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How to Safely Shop OnlineFive tips for online shopping
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Chances of Death in Hospital Increase 41 Percent During HolidaysYour chances of dying in the hospital increase during the holidays
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Top Ten Things Not to Say in CourtThe top ten things not to say in court
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Men Gain Weight After Divorce, Women After MarriageA new study shows that men gain weight after divorce, women after marriage
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How to Build a College Stadium for Under 4 MillionHow to build a cheap stadium
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The Cardinal Rules for Each ProfessionalWnat to be a plumber, doctor, priest, CEO - here are the key rules you must know
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The Top 30 Cartoon Business NamesNeed to name your business? Here are the top 30 names as picked by cartoon land fans.
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The Ten Worst Jobs of 2011Here is a list of the Ten Worst Jobs of 2011
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Lessons of Experience : How Older Men Feel About Dating Younger WomenA poem fraught with meaning. Or maybe not,
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How to Get Along with Your Mother-in-LawTop 15Ways to get along with your mother-in-law
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Top 15 Ways to Have a Happy ThanksgivingHere are the top 15 ways to have a happy Thanksgiving
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Inside a HangoverCome visit the inside of a hangover
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How to Overcome Writer's BlockOvercome writer's block - Do your "jumping jacks" first
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Review of J.Edgar MovieReview of J, Edgar
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Getting into the Christmas Spiritsis this the worst Christmas Poem ever?
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Sandusky SchoolAd for Sandusky Schools -is a name change in order?
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Old Menold man poem
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The Rules of NetiquetteHow to win friends and influence people with decency on the internet
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How to Live LongerTen ways to live longer. In the latest science news, scientists have identified a gene that slows down the aging process...
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Cure for Obesity FoundScientists have discovered a new drug that attacks fat cells....
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Penn State Shades of EvilA Haiku - Penn State
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Top Ten Rules for NudistsThe top ten rules every nudist should know
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Top Ten Benefits of Being BaldThe benefits of being bald
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What Happens when a Meteorite Destroys the EarthThe Top 25 things that happen when meteorite says "Hello Earth."
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The Santa QuiaDo you know Santa?
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Thanksgiving Turkey Trivia QuizDo you know turkey? Are we talking turkey here? Here is the Thanksgiving Turkey Trivia Quiz. Good luck. A great quiz for teachers to give their students or for you to share with family during Thanksgiving.
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The Top Ten Rejected Names for Home Repair BooksAnd under the category of "Almost a good idea"...
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Penn State Sexual Assault FormHere is the Penn State Sexual Assault Form. How long does it take to fill this out and turn it in? Ten minutes? How many boys could have been spared anguish if Papa Joe had merely taken TEN MINUTES?
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Top Ten Names for Nudist CampsHere are the top ten rejected namesfor nudist camps
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What the Top Ten Christmas Gifts Really SayHere is what these gifts really say
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The Logic of Joe PaternoThe logic of Joe Paterno
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When No Good Men Step Forward: Fire PaternoWhy Paterno should be fired
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Goodbye Santa: Mrs Clause Splits the North PoleWhy Mrs. Clause left Mr. Clause
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"Thanks for Nothing" Can Be Good.Why "Thanks for nothing" can be a good thing
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Top Ten Names that Will Start a Fight with an ElfHow to start a fight with an elf
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The 100 Top Western Saloon NamesHere are, as selected by a panel of Old West Drunks, are the best Western Saloon Names
