john mihalchik
John Mihalchik is a lifelong resident of Earth, where he resides with his two children. He gets into heated arguments with trees, is a pretend free-lance writer, and has been named one of Tuff Guy Magazines Top 100 Most Desperate Bachelors .
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“The Walking Dead”, Season 3: Even the Best Have an Off YearSeason three of AMC's "The Walking" was all about set up. But nothing really happened. -
Jerry Sandusky “Appalled” by Manti T’eo ScandalIn a mock interview, the far reaching and unchecked arm of NCAA is called into question. If a former assistant coach-- who had little to do with the university-- can cause such grief, why isn't Manti T'eo being accused of a crime? -
Parenting 101: A New Approach in 2013A satirical look at the way we are raising our children.
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Note to Spike Lee: Get Over It!Spike Lee's latest racist rants over Quentin Tarentino's "Django Unchained" prove he is the ultimate "Boy Who Cried Wolf". -
The Remaking of the Phillies: How Ruben Amaro Quietly Signaled the End of an EraDuring the 2012 off season, it is the moves Ruben Amaro isn't making that are signaling the end of a dynasty.
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"The Walking Dead" Vs. "Breaking Bad": The New King of AMC Has Zombies!"Breaking Bad" has gone from cutting edge to predictable-- a word unknown to "The Walking Dead". -
Phillies Fans: 'Tis the Winter of Our DiscontentAfter dominating the NL East for five years, the Phillies chances to return to glory look slim.
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Jesus Christ: “I Renounce My Membership in the Republican Party!”To the shock of millions, Jesus Christ admonishes the Republican Party for using his name, and cuts ties with the GOP. He is rumored to be in the process of starting his own political party. -
Taylor Swift Writes Scathing Political Song in Lieu of “Break Up” StandardKnown for a string of love song classics, Taylor Swift's next single will alienate most of her core fans. -
Psychiatry Experts FINALLY Declare Ann Coulter InsaneTwo Years of Exhaustive Research Reveal the FOX News Analyst is Sociopathic, Schizophrenic, Bipolar, and “We Don’t Know”. -
Poll: Some Americans Still Not Ready to Accept Black, Islamic PresidentJust when you thought America had turned the page on racism, new polls indicate otherwise. -
FOX News Reports President Obama "Invented Cancer"Despite total and complete lack of evidence, FOX News has convinced it's loyal army of zombies/viewers that President Obama invented the disease to destroy the wealthy. -
The Beatles Vs. The Rolling Stones: Fifty Years LaterFifty years later, the debate still rages on who is the greatest rock band of all-time. Let's put them to the test. -
The 1980 World Series: Through the Eyes of a Seven Year-OldIt took me thirty-five years to understand why my father lost his mind during the 1980 playoffs. When you're a Phillies fan, these moments are fleeting. -
The Fleeting Moments That Have Made Philadelphia Phillies Fans ProudPhiladelphia is as synonymous with losing baseball as the cheesesteak. But when we win, we win with flare.
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Online Dater: Retired…After five years of using every dating site and every means at my disposal, this writer realizes that the best way to meet people is the old fashioned way-- spontaneously
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Abortion: The Great Right LieWith it's comical claim to be the Party of the Moral Majority, Republicans use abortion rights to garner votes every four years. Then they procede to put the issue back in the closet until the next election.
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19th Century Waiver Wire Picks: Moves That Made HistoryA list of the most intriguing waiver wire moves of the 19th century. These long buried transactions make the Dodgers/Red Sox trade look lame.
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Time Travel: Trickier Than You May ThinkIf your vacation plans include traveling through time, be sure to choose a reputable Travel Agency.
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My Underwater Mortgage: A Nautical NightmareWhen searching the deep blue sea for that little slice of coral reef to call your own, choose mortgage companies wisely. -
The 1992 Dream Team: How Did My Father Stay Awake?Loaded with enough talent to make you phyysically ill, the most exciting moment of the 1992 Dream Team was it's announcement.
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PSU's 'Death Sentence' Reaches Far Beyond FootballPSU Football generated millions for academics and athletics. It's "Death Sentence" may even affect enrollment.
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I Hate My Electric Car!Next time, I will buy something more practical... Like a Rickshaw.
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My Back to School Budget: Tattered Rags Better Become ChicYou can blame Bush, blame Obama, or blame Satan. In this economy, luxuries such as "Lunch Money" are going to be hard to come by.
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Yawn... Is it the Olympics Again?I'm not sure who watches the Olympics, but nothing puts me to sleep faster than the Summer Games. I have some ideas to spice them up!