Matt Nimerosky
Matt has returned to Happy Valley with hopes of furthering his writing career. When he is not completely absorbed in Penn State football, he is working diligently on getting his first book published.
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A Poem to Sad Michigan FansMichigan is 0-2. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
Headlines from Barry's WorldIf the world's largest bobblehead, Barry Bonds, thinks he can get away with something just because "there was no rule against it," he's got company. Check out these news stories straight out of Barry's Wacky World. -
The Big East: A Sheep in a Wolf's ClothingThere seems to be this misconception that the Big East is a powerful football conference. Yeah right, and I'm the Pope. -
My Reign as NCAA PresidentYesterday, I was appointed President of the NCAA. Today, I share my vision. Tomorrow, I take over the world. -
ESPN's Real Top 10: Moments that Define College Football (in Their Mind)Recently, ESPN released a Top 100 list of college football's defining moments. Due to pressure from towns outside of South Bend, IN, ESPN was forced to change their list. Well, I've got their original one right here! -
My Perfect BirthdayMy birthday is only days away. Is it too early to fantasize? Never! -
Oh My God, There's No More Beer!You knew the time was coming, but you couldn't help yourself. Now, it's time to pay the price! -
Jeepers, It's the Juicer! Part IIIThe final plan is all ready. Now, it's up to Scooby and Shaggy to take down Baseball's most hated figure. -
Jeepers, It's the Juicer! Part IICan the gang out-wit something with a head twice the normal size? Or will the BALCO Beast continue to live up to the nickname on the front of its jersey? -
Jeepers, It's the Juicer!What was supposed to be a leisurely day at the ballpark turned into another mystery for Scooby and the gang. This time, they take on a Giant with a giant head! -
My Top Ten Picks for the NFL DraughtHow do you make a boring event exciting? Add beer. Here is what my NFL Draught would look like. -
Does Your Golf League Stack Up?It takes more than just good golfers to make a great golf league. Follow these suggestions and you'll have more fun on and off the course. -
Sweet 16 Picks- Secretary StyleAfter weeks of preparation, your beautiful bracket has you looking up in the standings at the office secretary. Well, if you can't beat them, join them. Here's how. -
Winning Your NCAA Office PoolWant to win some money this year? Ask the guy I sit next to at work. But if you want to look like a genius, follow my advice, and you won't be sorry. -
The Princess's BirthdaySomeone very special is celebrating a birthday really soon. I know this is a little premature, but hey, inspiration cannot wait. -
It's Oscar Time!Many questions abound as Oscar Night nears. Will Martin Scorsese finally win? Is Eddie Murphy really nominated for an award? Can any host be worse than Jon Stewart? Allow me answer these questions and more.
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What's Good About New Jersey?In March of 2003, I packed up my stuff and headed east to the lovely Garden State. Eager to apply my education, I was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as I crossed state lines. Little did I know what I was getting into.
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Debunking the Patriots Myths: Adam VinatieriThere has never been a more overrated and overhyped organization than the New England Patriots these last few years. Well, to quote Howard Beale, "I'm mad as Hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!"
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Super Bowl XLI: Who Do I Root For?Who will you be cheering for on Super Sunday? It's okay if you don't have an answer yet. Let me help you.
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My ABC's of 2006 College Football (N-Z)Until the Senior Bowl is over, the college football season has not officially ended. At least in my mind.
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My ABC's of 2006 College Football (A-M)When the last few seconds ticked off the clock in Glendale, AZ on Monday, yet another college football season came to an end. But before we file the year away in our memory, let's take a moment to reflect on a great 2006.
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My Letter to the Library III (Mays Landing, NJ) RestaurantI can put up with a lot of garbage in my life, but I drew the line on January 5th. It was an experience that I do not wish upon anyone else. Because of that, my new hobby will be to dissaude people from going to any of the 5 Library restaurants in lovely New Jersey.
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Breaking Down the BCS BowlsRemember when New Year's Day was full of intriguing games? Remember when the Cotton Bowl actually meant something? Sadly, those days are long gone, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't tune in to the BCS bowls.
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Thank You, College FootballSeveral teams have made the colllege football season a pleasure to watch. More importantly, several teams have saved me a bunch of aggravation. It is those few teams that I am most thankful for.
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NFL Week 11 Picks in Poetic FashionMany great poets were long gone before NFL came into existence. If they were still around today, perhaps their analysis would look something like this.
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My College Football Coaching ChangesEvery year, Athletic Directors spend a ton of money researching and interviewing coaching candidates. I've made it simple for 5 of them this offseason.
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Could've Been Baseball's BestIn death, Roger Murphy did more to raise toaster safety awareness than he ever could have in life. It's too bad because he was a great ballplayer.
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Creative Halloween Costume IdeasHalloween is all about being something you are not. Well, none of us are celebrities, so why not mess with them this year?
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Things to Do in a Monster AttackJust because the world is being taken over by monsters, it doesn't mean we can't have some fun. Here are my ideas to help make our doomed existence a little more enjoyable.
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Picking an NFL Winner is Easier Than You ThinkI'm riding a hot streak, and now it's time I share my secrets with everyone. Just don't expect to be dazzled with brilliance.
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5 Ways to Make Life More ExcitingLife is too short to accept normalcy. It's time we spiced up everyday activities and pumped some entertainment into the banality that is our life.
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Movie Time on the Deserted IslandIf you only could watch five movies for the rest of your life, which ones would they be? I've chosen mine, and I'm prepared to defend them.
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Instant Replay: Robots Invading College FootballCollege football seperates istelf from the NFL with the pageantry and emotion of each game. Unfortunately, such elements of the game are slowly being taken away.
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Ten Family Friendly JokesAll of these jokes are family-friendly. I cannot guarantee that they will make you laugh, but I can guarantee that they will not offend.
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Charlie Weis: The Legend is GrowingCharlie Weis is mentioned in the same breath as Joe Paterno, Bobby Bowden, and Knute Rockne. How does a man who has proven so little garner so much respect?
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Tiger Woods: For Better or Worse for PGA Golf?Tiger Woods may be the greatest golfer of all time, but his effects on the game aren't all positive. Worse yet, it's the average golfer who is being impacted the worst.
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How to Put an End to Terrell OwensTerrell Owens has been taking up too much of our valuable time lately. I have found a way to stop him, and I am more than willing to share.
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Fantasy Football: The Grim Reaper of Your Football SoulFantasy Football is a booming industry that grows by leaps and bounds every year. But not if I can help it...