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California Tea Party Member Protests to Rein in Spending, Eliminate DebtAs a member of the Redondo Beach Tea Party Movement (South Bay Tea Party), I attended our Tax Day protest Friday down in Torrance, Calif. -
Taylor Swift Buys Parents Nashville Dream-homeImagine if your daughter bought you a 1.4 Million dollar mansion. -
PassoverPoetry for Jesus. -
Mother's Day MemoriesMother's Day Memories -
Sidney Crosby is Still OUT for 2011 PlayoffsSidney Crosby is seriously injured.
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5 Reasons to Dissolve the EPA5 Reasons to Dissolve the EPA. -
Top 5 NBA Players 2011A Breakdown of the Top 5 NBA Players for 2011 -
Drunken Co-Worker Causing Problems?How to handle Co-Workers who can't handle their booze at company parties. -
Donald Trump for PresidentThree important reasons to vote for Donald Trump as President. -
Michelle Obama's War on Fat KidsMichelle Obama's initiatives to fight childhood obesity are really a thinly veiled campaign to increase government dependence. -
Easter Bible QuotesChrist was murdered on Easter. We celebrate his death because he sacrificed himself to save mankind. Here are some quotes to help us reflect this Easter Sunday. -
How to Balance the Budget in 30 DaysWhy illegals are costing us more money than we can afford to lose. -
The Tears of Purple RabbitsThe Tears of Purple Rabbits is a poem about civil rights. -
WorthlessA poem about loving oneself -
Dead PetalsA poem about dying love. -
Jennifer Aniston is Pregnant with Alien Baby"Friends" star is directing a movie and having babies. -
Paternal TendernessIt was my father's profession to hunt and kidnap Americans. It's what made him human, at least until the TV Guide stopped coming.
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The End Times Are HereThe End Times are coming. All good Christians know this. The only question that remains is, when?
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Prom MemoriesThe sudden and unexpected death of Gary
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No Fly ZoneA Poem about life and love and liberty and fledgling democratic nations. And also about doves too.
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Reply to Letter from Roger GoodellThe avarice displayed by both parties in negotiating this new deal is disgusting. Greed is not good. Greed is a pernicious animal that consumes the soul and spurns the heart.
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A Horrible Attempt at Making Sense of the Jesse James Kat Von D EngagementA horrible, horrible piece of shit.
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2011 Graduation Speech TemplateGraduation Speech
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Shut Down Planned Parenthood!Why is Planned Parenthood still open? I can't understand for the life of me why we still fund, with taxpayer dollars, such a malevolent organization.
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Eastern Cougar ExtinctAll the eastern cougars are dead. They've been murdered into extinction. Or have they?
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Kim Kardashian's New Pop Song, Rocks!Kim Kardaashian is a singer!
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Charlie Sheen Loses Custody of His Children, All of Them.Charlie Sheen is a movie actor who is addicted to drugs and who works on two and a half men. He once burned a hooker with a red-hot clothes hanger that had been heated up on a kitchen range. I think.
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How to Safely Share a Restroom with a Known or Alleged HomosexualThe carnal appetite and predatory impulses of a known or alleged homosexual are wanton and unrepentant. And, as a result, every time a straight man uses a public restroom he is walking into a lion's den.
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Spider Monkey Attacks Warren BeattyWarren Beatty has been attacked by a little spider monkey. Yes, if you're reading this report a spider monkey has bitten Warren Beatty.
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Telltale Signs of Pornography AddictionWhen it comes to pornography, how does one determine if he is an addict?
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Saving LivesI knew God sent her into my house for a reason, and that my response to her immodesty was a crucible of sorts. God would be judging me. So, I responded not by impulsively strangling her, I responded by saving her life.
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Happy Meal Toy ReplacementsIt has come to our attention, in recent months, that Happy Meal toys cause childhood obesity. Children are addicted to Happy Meals because their diminutive brains are hooked on the idea of receiving a complimentary toy with each meal.
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NFC EAST - Most Overrated Division in FootballBy my account, the NFC EAST is the most overrated, over-hyped, division in football. There is one contender in that division, one pretender, and 2 really crappy teams.
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How to Domesticate a Wild RaccoonOnce you've educated yourself on raccoon basics you can prepare yourself for the next phase, raccoon abduction.
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How to Deal with Disgruntled Co-WorkersThe best way to penetrate the hard shell of an office crab is through cool, calm discourse.
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My Worst Exercise MishapWhen she caught me, she smiled as if to say "I got ya, don't worry." Her smile was large and toothy; in fact I noticed her upper incisor was a pooh-tooth.
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Los Angeles' Crackdown on Fast Food - Cheeseburger Prohibited in Paradise?Los Angeles has prohibited new fast food chains from developing in South Central L.A.
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Top 10 Fantasy Running Backs for 2008A descriptive list of the Top 10 Fantasy Running Backs for 2008
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Insight into Sexual Antagonistic Selection: Gay Men, Why the Choice Isn't TheirsGay Men, Why the Choice Isn't Theirs... Insight into Sexual Antagonistic Selection
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Charlie Sheen Enters Celebrity Voice Mail CompetitionCharlie Sheen Enters Celebrity Voice Mail Competition, Plus 5 tips on things you should never put on someone's voice mail.
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19 Recordings/Jive Records Picks up David ArchuletaThe boyish wonder and Utah native, David Archuleta, just recently signed a deal with 19 Recordings/Jive Records, a subsidiary of Sony BMG.
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Using Humor to Pick Up Chicks7 tips on how to make chicks laugh