Paul Diamond Blow
Paul Diamond Blow is a musician, spoken word artist, punk rock star, kung fu master, and part time Space Commander living in Seattle, WA. He has an A.A. degree in Audio Engineering/Digital Audio production, works as a graphic artist producing "alternative" comic books for the masses, and writes a monthly column for the Seattle Sinner magazine. Blow's band the SPACE CRETINS plays regularly in the Seattle area and he also performs as a solo artist. Paul Diamond Blow's new book "Tales From Outer Space" is available now!
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Top Ten Worst Celebrity Tweets of 2011The top ten worst celebrity tweets of 2011, proving that celebrities can suck at Twitter just like the rest of us mortals.
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Occupy Seattle: Legitimate Movement or Disorganized Hippies?Paul Diamond Blow's views on the Occupy Seattle protests and the Occupy Wall Street Movement in general.
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Brock Anton: Face of the Vancouver Riot, World's Most Hated ManBrock Anton: facebook user becomes face of the Vancouver 2011 riots. Brock Anton became the world's most hated man after his infamous post on Facebook. Here's why!
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Scam Site Warning: SendEarnings.Com Will NOT Send What You Earn!SendEarnings should change their name to WeKeepYouEarnings, as they probably will NOT send what you earn. (A review of sendearnings.com, a "get paid to read emails" website.)
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Top Ten Most ANNOYING Celebrities of Modern TimesThe ten most annoying celebrities that need to go away... -
Charlie Sheen Takes His Lunacy on the Road with His "VIOLENT TORPEDO of TRUTH" TourCrarlie Sheen takes his Lunacy on the road with the "CHARLIE SHEEN LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth" concert series.
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Nicolas Cage to Replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men?Charlie Sheen is off his rocker, hit show "Two and a Half Men" is in limbo, Hollywood producers are sweating bullets... what do you do? FACE OFF: Call in "the Cage" to save the day! -
Whiskey SourSong lyrics to the hit song, "Whiskey Sour" (by Paul Diamond Blow) -
Charlie Sheen Declares Himself a Drug; Raises Bar for Egomaniacs WorldwideCharlie Sheen raises the bar for egotists worldwide with his recent comments, begging the question: how big can Charlie Sheen's head possibly get before it explodes?
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Seattle's LINK Light Rail to Seatac Airport: A Real Bargain and a Sweet Ride!Seattle's LINK light rail service to Seatac airport is a real bargain and a sweet ride. Review of Sound Transit's LINK light rail. -
Top Ten Reasons to Bust Up the UnionsWisconsin Governor Walker is right -- we don't need Unions anymore. Here's why! The top ten reasons to bust up the Unions...
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Wisconsin Protests Continue as Republicans Plot to Bust UnionsRepublicans declare war on working Americans -- Unions respond with mass protests. -
Classic Album Review: KISS Alive II... Or, Party Down with KISS!Review of one of the hardest rocking albums of all time -- KISS ALIVE II. -
Regenerating Gum Tissue with "oil Pulling": Does it Really Work?Oil Pulling with sesame seed or sunflower seed oil promises amazing health benefits including whiter teeth and healthier gums. But does it really work, or is it just a fad?
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Worst Gig Horror Stories: It's Hard to Play Guitar with Two Broken Wrists!Worst gig horror stories: shocking true tales of gigs gone bad, involving real musicians!
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Car Review: The 1984 Cutlass SupremeI'm a stylin' dude in my '84 Cutlass Supreme: Car review for the 1984 Cutlass Supreme -
Love Song for Pamela AndersonThe lyrics to "Pamela," a tender love song written for Pamela Anderson by Paul Diamond Blow -
Whiskey & LeatherThe greatest punk rock anthem ever written in Seattle... here are the lyrics to Whiskey & Leather -
Ramones to Receive Grammy Award, Ten Years After Joey's DeathRamones to receive Lifetime Achievement Grammy award, ten years after Joey's death. Finally, years after the death of most original members, the Ramones get some recognition from the Recording Academy. -
COOL and Unique Names for BoysLooking for a cool name for your new born baby boy? You've come to the right place... the COOLEST names for boys (according to Paul Diamond Blow) -
How to Be a Solo Singer/songwriter for Fun and Profit!"I Don't Need No Stinkin' Band!" How to Perform as a Solo acoustic artist for fun and profit.
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Seattle Public Library Offers FREE Mp3 Downloads!Forget iTunes, get FREE mp3 downloads courtesy of the Seattle Public Library.
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Vintage Gear Review: The Alesis ADAT StudiopackReview of the Alesis ADAT Studiopack, the world's first affordable digital recording format.
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"Palladium Pro" Malware: How to Remove it from Your ComputerPalladium Pro virus infects scores of computers in 2011. Here's how to remove Palladium Pro from your computer.
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"Quick Defrag" Malware: How to Remove it from Your ComputerQuick Defrag is a brand new 2011 malware program. Here's how to remove it from your computer
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Psychic Predictions for 2011 (courtesy of Psychic to the Stars Paul Diamond Blow)Psychic Paul Diamond Blow Channels the Spirits of Dead Rock Stars and Predicts Events for 2011
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How to Impress the Ladies and Pick Up Chicks (with the Paul Diamond Blow Method)Legendary womanizer Paul Diamond Blow shares his secrets for impressing the ladies and picking up chicks. A must read for all guys.
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Myspace 3.0 "sucks" for Users and Indie Bands Alike. Here's WhyNow officially an "entertainment hub", Myspace 3.0 sucks for longtime users and independent bands. Here's why it sucks...
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Top Ten Christmas Gifts for the Single GuyTen good gift ideas for the single guy in your life -- the top ten Christmas gifts for bachelors.
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Gifts that SUCK: The World's Worst Christmas PresentsHere's what NOT to give to your friends and family for Christmas... the world's worst Christmas presents.
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Contact lenses: hard vs. soft, which are right for you?A review comparing hard contact lenses with soft contact lenses.Which are right for you?
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Top Ten Reasons Why it SUCKS to Be a Musician in a Rock BandBeing a musician in a working rock band can be a lot of fun, but it can also suck... here's why.
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Top Ten Coolest Toys (for Boys) of All TimeForget about your Playstion or Nintendo games... These are the top ten coolest toys ever invented for boys of all ages!
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Guns N' Roses, the Early Days: 1985 "Hell Tour" to SeattleGuns N' Roses, the early days: A first hand account of Guns N' Roses first show in Seattle, June 8th, 1985
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Rock'n'roll Suicide: SPACE CRETINS Shock Fans, Break Up the Band for GoodSeattle glam/punk band the SPACE CRETINS end six year run, break up the band. The full story!
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Saltine Crackera highly sexual spoken word piece by spoken word artist Paul Diamond Blow
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CDex: A Great, FREE Mp3 Encoder/CD Ripper UtilityNeed to rip tracks from a CD or convert MP3 files? CDex does the job for free! Review of CDex, a free MP3 utility program.
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Phone Detective: Reverse Cell Phone Tracker Fails the TestNeed to find info on a cell phone number's owner? Don't waste your money on Phone Detective
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Sony MDR-V700DJ Headphones: Radical Cans for the DJ or the Studio!Review of the Sony MDR-V700DJ headphones.
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Acer X223w: Nice, Affordable 22" LCD MonitorReview of the Acer x223w LCD monitor is a good quality monitor for graphic arts work at a low price.
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Buying Concert Tickets from an Online Ticket Reseller? What You Should Know.Online concert ticket resellers are way overpriced, but there are better options for purchasing concert tickets for sold out shows.
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Cheap Tickets for Wild Waves Frightfest 2010Wild Waves Frightfest is overpriced at $39.99 a ticket, but you can get tickets for less...
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RPLA: Metal Queen Hijack (CD Review)Review of the CD "Metal Queen Hijack" by hard rock band RPLA. (1994)
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Manitoba's Wild Kingdom: And You? Classic Punk Rock Album by Ex-Dictators MembersA review of the album MANITOBA'S WILD KINGDOM: And You? A crucial punk rock album by Handsome Dick Manitoba of Dictators fame.
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Indesign Tips: How to Combine Two or More Indesign Layouts into a Single DocumentNeed to merge two or more Adobe Indesign layouts into a single layout? Here's how to do it...Also published on:
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The Top Ten Greatest Rock Bands of All Time (according to Paul Diamond Blow)Who Are the Greatest Rock Bands of All Time? The coolest of the cool? Right Here, Baby, the coolest of the cool rock bands, with descriptions of what makes them so gosh danged awesome.
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Tea Party Movement: Grassroots Organization or Tool for the Right Wing?The Tea Party has been called a "grassroots" movement, but is it really? And what does the tea party really stand for?
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Top Ten Punk Rock Bands of All Time (according to Paul Diamond Blow)Who are the top ten punk rock bands of all time? Here they are, so let's punk it up, punk rockers!
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Photoshop Tip: Torn and Frayed Edges EffectsTutorial on how to give photographs and images a "torn and frayed" edges look with Photoshop.
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Nady SCM 900 Condensor Microphone: A Lot of BANG for the Buck!A review of the Nady SCM 900 studio condensor microphone. A great sounding mic for only $59!
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Google Search Results Redirected to Infomash or Other Paid Sites? GooredFix Can Fix It!How to remove malware that redirects google search results to infomash or other paid sites with the FREE GooredFix program.
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Cheaptickets.Com: A Review (they Ain't No William Shatner)A review of cheaptickets.com, based on the author's personal experience booking a trip to Las Vegas with cheaptickets.com
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The Best High Quality yet Inexpensive Microphones for Your Home Recording StudioPutting together a home recording studio? These are the best high quality yet inexpensive microphones you need to have!
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ELTON JOHN: Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt CowboyA review of the classic rock album by Elton John, "Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy."
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Classic Album Review: MOTORHEAD, "Ace of Spades"Review of Motorhead's classic rock album "Ace of Spades."
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The NFL Quarterback Rating Formula Guide: How to Compute Your Quarterback's NFL Rating!How to compute your favorite Quarterback's NFL rating with the official formula used by the NFL statisticians.
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I Get Free Wi-fi with My Rosewill Wi-fi USB Adapter!Review of the Rosewill RNX-G1 USB wi-fi adapter
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Facebook News Feed: Real News or Invasion of Privacy?Every little thing you do on Facebook goes into the "news feed" for the world to see. Is this "news" or an invasion of privacy? Author Paul Diamond Blow sounds off!
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Steven "Jetboy" Slater: Former Flight Attendant, Future Celebrity Bartender? "Grab a Beer with Slater!"Hot new job prospects abound for America's new darling, Steven Slater: former JetbBlue flight attendant, future celebrity bartender?
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Steven Slater: Former JetBlue Flight Attendant, New American Hero!JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater inspires America with his dashing exit from airplane and his job, becomes new American hero.
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Electronic Cigarettes (E-cigs): The Future of Smoking, or Unsatisfying Gimmick?Are Electronic Cigarettes a "healthy" Alternative to Real Cigarettes, or Just a Gimmick? Author Paul Diamond Blow "lights Up" and Finds Out
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Top Ten Things to Do at a Rock Concert (according to Paul Diamond Blow)Going to a rock concert? Here are the top ten things to do to ensure you achieve the most awesome rock concert experience allowed by law.
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The Daurso.A Password Stealer: One Tough Trojan to Get Rid Of!The Daurso.A password stealer is a tough trojan to get rid of, but here's how I did it..
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How to Sell Your Independent Music on Apple iTunesA guide on how to get your digital music up for sale on Apple iTunes and tips for increasing sales.
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Cheap and Easy to Make Meals for the Single Guy (or Gal)Hate to Cook? Tired of Eating at McDonalds? Here Are Some Easy to Make, Nutritious and Delicious Meals for the Single Guy (or Gal)
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Best Casino Slots Game for Your Computer? IGT Slots: Texas Tea!Review of IGT Slots: Texas Tea, a casino slots game for your computer based on real, authentic casino slots games.
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How to Throw a CD Release Party for Your Killer New CDHow to organize and throw a proper CD release party/show for your band's killer new CD. A must read for any musician or band releasing a new CD.
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Digital TV Sucks! Please Bring Me Back My Analog!One man's story on why he hates digital TV.
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The Gibson Flying V: Rock Guitar Straight Out of the Future!The Gibson Flying V guitar is one of the coolest, most futuristic looking electric guitars in existence.
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Adobe Indesign: How to Apply Bold and Italic Formatting to TextHow to apply bold and italic formatting to text in Adobe Indesign that has no bold or italic versions in the actual font.
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The Exorcism of Myspace: A True StoryA true story of one man's fight against the forces of evil that invaded myspace.com in the year 2006. Warning: not for the faint of heart!
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How to Open a Quark Xpress File with Adobe IndesignArticle detailing the steps necessary to convert a Quark Xpress file to an Adobe Indesign file.
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Magnusen Park's Teenage Battle of the Bands in SeattleA review of the annual Teenage Battle of the Bands at Magnusen Park in Seattle, Washington.
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The Best Places to View 4th of July Fireworks in the Seattle AreaThe very best places to view 4th of July fireworks in the Seattle area, some of which you may not have even known existed.
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RATT: Ratt & Roll 8191(CD Review)A review of RATT's "Ratt & Roll 8191" CD.
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How to Open an Indesign CS5 Document with Indesign CS3Details on how to down save an Abode Indesign CS5 document so that it can be opened with Indesign CS3 and lesser versions of Indesign.
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Car Review: Jetriding in My 1995 Ford Thunderbird LXA review of the 1995 Ford Thunderbird LX
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The Top Ten COOLEST Rock Guitarists of All Time (according to Paul Diamond Blow)A list of the top ten coolest of the cool guitar players in rock music, with descriptions of what makes them so gosh danged cool.
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Keith Richards Delivers the Riffs on "Talk is Cheap" (CD Review)Review of Keith Richards' solo album Talk is Cheap (1988)
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Lifestyles of the Ramones (video Review)Review of the VHS video "Lifestyles of the Ramones" (1991)
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Gear Review: Epiphone Les Paul Studio GuitarA gear review of the Epiphone Les Paul Studio electric guitar.
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How to Deal with Bullies (using the PDB Kung Fu Method)Paul Diamond Blow sheds light on his experiences dealing with school yard bullies, and how he learned to stand up for himself in this humorous yet educational article.
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Drummer Jokes: The World's Funniest Jokes and Gags About DrummersA collection of the funniest drummer jokes you'll ever hear...
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Free Online Psychic Readings! (Courtesy of Psychic to the Stars, Paul Diamond Blow)Psychic to the stars Paul Diamond Blow gives free online psychic readings, right here!
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Crazy Psychic Predictions for 2010 and BeyondPsychic Paul Diamond Blow channels the spirits of dead rock stars and predicts events for the year 2010
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Steven Tyler Back in Drug Rehab; Aerosmith Seek New Singer!News article about Aerosmith's Steven Tyler being back in drug rehab
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The Absolute Worst, Most Annoying Bands in Rock Music (according to Paul Diamond Blow)A list of the worst, most annoying rock bands, the bands that make author Paul Diamond Blow want to smash radios just to shut them up...
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I Slept with Joey Ramone! (a Book Review)A review of "I Slept With Joey Ramone" a book about Joey Ramone written by Joey's little brother Mickey Leigh.
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Destroy the War Machine: Korey Clarke and Warrior Soul Are BACK, Baby!A review of Warrior Soul's new CD "Destroy the War Machine" (2009)
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Tips and Advice for Young, Up-and-Coming Rock MusiciansTips and advice for young rock musicians from someone who's been there and knows the score, man!
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Why T-Mobile's Prepaid Cell Phone Plan ROCKS!A review of T-mobile's prepaid cell phone plan and tips on how to use it most effectively to save money.
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Top Ten Holiday Party Tray Snacks and Treats (According to Paul Diamond Blow)A list of the best snacks and treats for a successful Christmas holiday party tray. This is good eatin'!
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KISS: Exposed!A review of KISS Exposed! (DVD and VHS)
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Motley Crue, Decade of Decadence '81 to '91A review of Motley Crue's "Decade of Decadence" CD
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Amazon Mechanical Turk: Easy Way to Make Extra Money, or Waste of Time?A review of Amazon Mechanical Turk
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Top Ten Christmas Gifts for Rock Musicians (according to Paul Diamond Blow)Need to buy a gift for a musician in your life? Here's what to get 'em, and they will love you for it! A list of the best Christmas presents for the rock musician.
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Scam Site Warning: Dinodirect.Com Will Take Your Money but May Not Deliver the Goods!A review of dinocirect.com and the author's personal experience of ordering a product from them.
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What Happened to Myspace? the Rise and Fall of a Social NetworkAn article chronicle-izing the rise and fall of Myspace.com: the hottest, coolest online social network, once upon a time.
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The Top Ten Rock Singers of All Time (according to Paul Diamond Blow)A list of the all time top ten singers in rock music, with descriptions as to what makes them so gosh danged good.
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Alternative Language for Swear and Cuss WordsPaul Diamond Blow lists the "cool" alternative words and phrases for the now unhip swear and cuss words. Let's show some class!
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Wild Waves Frightfest Turns Out to Be Overpriced "Lame Fest"A review of the Wild Waves Frightfest in Federal Way (Seattle)
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Driving Tips for Teenagers (and Other New Drivers)Great advice and tips for the new driver (young and old) for driving safely and avoiding accidents and tickets.
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Best Beer in the World: Coors Light, the Silver BulletCoors Light, my first choice when drinking brewskis... no other beer compares. Here's why it's the world's best beer...
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Google Adsense: Can You Really Earn $300 a Day?Descriptive article about the Google Adsense program: how it works, how to join, how to earn money, and how much money you can expect to earn.
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Photoshop Tricks: How to Scan, Color Correct, and Process Photographs in Photoshop"Scanmaster" Paul Diamond Blow reveals tricks on how to take your photograph scans and make 'em look awesome in Photoshop.
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The Top Ten Sexy Women of All TimeA list of the top ten sexiest of the sexy hot female celebrities of all time with descriptions of what makes them so gosh danged sexy...
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LZW Compression: Is it Safe to Use with TIFF Files?All about using LZW compression when saving tiff files in Photoshop
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America's Got Talent: Keg, the Lone Ranger of Rock, Reveals All About His Appearance on the Hit TV ShowAn in depth, exclusive interview with Seattle one-man-buttrock-band KEG, the Lone Ranger of Rock, about his appearance on the hit TV show America's Got Talent.
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Punk Rock Radio Stations in the United StatesA list of over thirty punk rock radio stations in the United States that will play your punk rock CD submissions!
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Scanning Tips: How to Scan Black and White Line Art"Scan master" Paul Diamond Blow reveals the secrets to getting the very best scans from black and white line art.
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Tinnitus Treatments for the Rock Musician: How to Prevent or Control TinnitusTips on How to prevent or Control Tinnitus (ringing in the Ears) and Hyperacusis (sensitivity to sounds)
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CD and DVD Burning Tips: How to Avoid Making CoastersAll about burning CD discs on your home computer, tips and a few facts you may not be aware of. (Also good for burning DVD discs0
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Photoshop Tutorial: How to Color Comic Book Line Art in PhotoshopGuide on how to use Photoshop to black & white line art files (comic book art, illustrations, etc.) for print or for the web.
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Ode to the Jack in the Box Jumbo Jacka poetic review of Jack in the Box...
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Free Internet is Still Available with Nocharge (free ISP!)A review of Nocharge, a 100% free dial-up internet service available in the Pacific Northwest area
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Top Ten Reasons to Be in a Rock Band (according to Paul Diamond Blow)Paul Diamond Blow gives the top ten reasons why any aspiring rock musician should actually play in a real rock band. This ain't no Guitar Hero, this is the real deal, baby. Read on...
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How to Get Radio Airplay for Your Unsigned, Indie BandSo your unsigned, indie band has a hot new CD out and you want to get it played on the radio? Here's how to get some radio airplay...
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Psychic Predicts End of the World in the Year 2142Psychic Paul Diamond Blow channels the spirits of dead rock stars and predicts the end of the world in the year 2142, among other things.
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Planet of the Apes: The Best Sci-fi Movies Ever MadeWhat are the best sci-fi movies ever made? Well, get your dang dirty hands off me, you dirty ape, it's Planet of the Apes!
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Motel Review: The Super 8 Motel, San Antonio / AirportThis is a review of the Super 8 motel in San Antonio, Texas, located by the airport at 11355 San Pedro Avenue.
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The Best (fun and Easy) Part Time Jobs for TeensThe best part time jobs available for teenagers, plus jobs to avoid.
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How to Get to Seatac Airport from Seattle: Your Transportation OptionsA list of different transportation options for getting to Seatac Airport (Seattle) comparing the ease and price of each option.
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Twitter, Twitter, Twitter: Must-have Social Network or Waste of Time?A review of Twitter, the new online "sensation."
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The Top Ten Cool Rock Stars of All TimeA list of the top ten coolest rock stars of all time, with descriptions of what makes each rock star so gosh danged cool.
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Gear Review: The Fender Precision Bass Guitar (Mexican Version)a review of the world famous Fender Precision bass guitar, comparing the vintage 70's models with today's made-in-Mexico and American versions.
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Dixies Bar in San Antonio Texas: Rock'n'roll and Cheap Drinks!A review of Dixies Bar in San Antonio, Texas located at 8503 Broadway St, San Antonio, TX
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How to Fly with Your Guitar on an AirplaneTips and general information about bringing your prized guitar aboard an airplane and flying it safely and securely, all based on my own personal experience.
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Axl Rose Delivers the Goods with "Chinese Democracy"!Review of the new Guns N' Roses CD "Chinese Democracy"
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Funny Insults Galore: Gags, Zingers, Insult Jokes (ugly Jokes, Fat Jokes, Moron Jokes, Etc)A collection of the best of the best insult jokes, gags, and zingers for every occasion. Impress your friends and be the life of the party with these fresh insult jokes!
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Chuck Mangione: The Man, the Myth, the Cartoon CharacterReview of Chuck Mangione's concert in Seattle, September 2008, at the Jazz Alley.
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A Tightwad's Guide to Saving Money in Seattle, WashingtonTips and advice for living on the cheap and saving money in Seattle, Washington, by Paul Diamond Blow: professional tightwad
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How to Make Your Own Custom Ringtones for Your Cell Phone!How to make your own custom ringtones and get them on your cell phone for FREE!
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Kentucky Fried Chicken Drivethruspoken word by Paul Diamond Blow
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Top Ten Things to Do at Ocean Shores, WashingtonA guide to having fun and enjoying your Ocean Shores visit.
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The Sands Resort in Ocean Shores, Washington: A Nice Pacific Ocean Getaway!A review of the Sands Resort motel at Ocean Shores, Washington.
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Got Tendinitis? Try the Evoluent Vertical Mouse!A review of the Evoluent Vertical Mouse 2, an ergonomic USB optical mouse.
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KARATE: The Ultimate Work Out that Will Get You in Sexy Fightin' Shape!How to get into sexy shape and learn self defense techniques at the same time with Karate and other martial arts, whcih are very affordable if taken at local community centers.
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The Top Ten Punk Rock Albums of All TimePaul Diamond Blow's list of the ten very best punk rock albums ever, and explanations of what makes them so gosh dang good...
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How to Be a Rock Star Prima DonnaA humorous article about the advantages of being the Prima donna of a band, and tips on how to be one.
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ROADIES: A Musician's Best Friend!A humorous article explaining the benefits of having roadies for your band, and tips on how to most effectively use them and treat them. Good for a laugh!
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Gear Review: The Gibson Les Paul Studio GuitarA review of the number one guitar in Rock: the Gibson Les Paul (the Studio version)
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Promote Your Band with Postcards !Everyone loves a cool postcard! Here's how to promote your band, art, or yourself or favorite cause using postcards, which are a very affordable and effective means of promotion.
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Get on TV with Your Own Public Access Program!This article explains how bands, artists, or anyone for that matter can promote themselves or their favorite causes on public access television.
