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Larry the Cable Guy Lasagna Dinner: Why? Oh yes, it exists.

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  Larry the Cable Guy Lasagna Dinner: Why?

  1/2/2012

  Oh yes, it exists.
• Rebooking WWE Survivor Series 2011

  11/19/2011

  The original format (from 1987-1988) used to be 5 on 5 elimination matches. That's the format what I'll be using for this rebook.
• (Still Quite) Flawed

  7/27/2011

  I'm in love with your sweater.
• Bridge

  6/28/2011

  Hey I like your sweater.
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  Q&A: Prop. 19

  11/2/2010

  Hi stoners.
• Overheard

  7/31/2010

  I'm getting fat :[
• Fine Dining Hospitality

  6/30/2010

  "Oh now that's a good way to put it, jerk."
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  Life Advice with Dr. Fluffy: How to Tickle Your Gummi Bear Babies <3

  5/19/2010

  You know you want too bby :]
• The Mind of a Drug Addict

  5/15/2010

  Follow to my other addiction story. This time we focus on the mind.
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  Q&A: You

  4/29/2010

  My interview with...YOU!
• Life Advice with Dr. Fluffy: How to Gain Weight

  4/11/2010

  Fun ways to make your tummy resemble mine <3
• Easter Poem 2010 <3

  3/15/2010

  Let's just use this as a bad example :\
• Hey New England Patriots! :)

  1/10/2010

  Wow what a difference since the cheating stopped amirite??
• Q & A: Santa Claus

  12/24/2009

  Interview with the big guy before the big night
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  I Hate My Brain!

  7/13/2009

  (thoughts from my mind...last monthish I think)
• HPV (A Poem)

  1/28/2009

  A perfect little piece of poetry for Valentines Day, and Beyond.
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  World Financial Group SCAM!

  1/22/2009

  100$ For A Background Check? REALLY?
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  Unlimited Cupcakes / Binge and Purge / God is Fun

  12/15/2008

  Three points about 3 different subjunks I mean subjects
• Top Ten Songs of 2008 (as of This Very Moment)

  11/23/2008

  You don't really want to read another one of these, do you? Really? Cool. Uh...thanks silly random person :]
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  Who Ever Kills Me First Wins!

  11/20/2008

  Great for the aspiring cholo, sereal killer, or if you just want to have some fun!
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  Fluffy the Chocolate Bunny Made of Chocolate

  5/10/2008

  This another one of my stale and somewhat entertaining satirical interviews
• Herpes: A Poem

  1/31/2008

  A Poem about herpes
• Sodexho is Filthy

  1/31/2008

  Exposing a contaminated business.
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  Flawed

  11/29/2007

  No one is perfect. Not even me.
• The Least Important Blog You Will Ever Read Ever.

  11/15/2007

  Don't waste your time
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  I AM an ICE CREAM MONSTER

  10/19/2007

  Aren't we all?
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  THE MEXICANS ARE TAKING OVER the COUNTRY!

  10/19/2007

  And we can't stop them!
• Why Does God Create Ugly People???!!!

  10/11/2007

  I know some of you are already offended. Get over it!
• Suicidal Frog

  10/9/2007

  Frogs have issues too
• PSYCHOPATHIC RAMBLINGS from the VOICE in MY HEAD

  5/3/2007

  NOTES FROM THAT EVIL LITTLE VOICE
• The Ugly List

  4/23/2007

  A list of some of the most ugly things in the world
• Q&A: Satan

  4/23/2007

  This is it! Satan's response to my interview with God.
• Why? an Interview with a Fetus

  4/13/2007

  Don't read! I regret writing this!
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  A Tortured Lobster Gets a Voice

  4/13/2007

  If only a dismembered lobster could speak...
• Q&A: God

  4/13/2007

  This is just wrong
• From a Back of the House Perspective (Chris' 'Fake Voice In His Head' Appears in Quotes)

  4/11/2007

  This might prevent future business for this overrated culinary school attachment
• Why Weak Minded People Suffer from Addiction

  3/1/2007

  Do not read this if you are easily offended
• Q&A: Me

  2/1/2007

  The following may be disturbing to some readers
• Fat Monkey (Version 2)

  2/1/2007

  Please do not read if you are one of "those ones"
• WHY CHRIS H. IS HATED by MANY

  1/18/2007

  My own family, chef instructors, and circus freaks all have a good reason to hate the Evil Chris H.