Donna Cavanagh
I like to make people laugh. My newest humor book "Reality: Fantasy's Evil Twin" is now available on Amazon. My other humor book "Life on the Off Ramp" and my poetry book "Poems for a Positive Day II" were named award-winning finalists of the Best Books 2010 Awards, sponsored by USA Book News. I am also a featured guest humor writer for More.com and Divine Caroline as well.
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Is it the End of the World - Again?This is an update on an earlier article I posted a long time ago. I couldn't resist the update. Yet another preacher has weighed in on the end of the world. We'll see
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Can I Escape My Escape?My lease on my Ford Escape is almost up and I am dreading the day I have to say goodbye. -
The Ultimate ProposalWhat is the effect on all men when one man devises the most romantic proposal?
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Wedding Dreams and Nightmares?While watching Say Yes to the Dress and Bridezillas with my daughter, we discovered how different our wedding dreams are.
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From Pez Dispensers to Vibrators: Museums for EveryoneMy trip to the grocery store caused me to take a strange trip to museums around the world. -
The Plight of the Non-Essential Government WorkerWhat happens to government workers who are told they are non-essential? Shunned from their workplace and perhaps society themselves, maybe Dr. Phil can help them out. i -
My New Life as a Champion Lawn Mower RacerI was shopping for new lawn mower wheels online when I came across the United States Lawn Mower Racing Association and I got hooked. -
What Do Sarah Palin,the Vuvuzela,Snooki and the English Language Have in Common? NothingIt's not uncommon for people to overuse, misuse and abuse words. A look at some of our most popular words in use today and how I would like to amend their definition or eliminate them completely from the dictionary.
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A Glint of PromiseI promised Deb Martin Webster a poem today, so a little verse of hope coming your way. I didn't mean for that to rhyme. -
Does Facebook Depress Me ?I read in an article that some experts think Facebook might help identify depressed people. I think Facebook might make me depressed or insane.
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Technology Can Now Make Me Smile, but Can it Help Me Find My Keys?A new digital camera that can make me look good is just one of many innovations that might make my life a lot easier. -
Drugs, Money and Storage Problems: One Woman's Interesting SolutionWhen the police arrested a woman in Scranton, they realized that the drugs in her jacket pocket were just the tip of the iceberg. -
The Real Housewives Portray an Unrealistic Picture in My Sometimes Jealous MindWhen I saw the "Real Housewives" reality show, I wondered who really lives this type of life. I would not mind trying it for a week or two or ten years.
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Having Trouble Planning a Meal? Google's Recipe View Comes to the RescueDo you need new recipes for dinner? Do you need to cook for 25 of your nearest and dearest family and friends? Let Google Recipe View be your hero.
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When it Comes to Psychic Visions, I See SquatMy experiences at a psychic development seminar did not go as planned. -
Snuggie Vs Forever Lazy: The Cozy WarsSnuggie and Forever Lazy are in a war of who takes the most cozy crown. -
The Creative SpiritCreativity may be controversial, but it always gets us to think. Some people are afraid of that thinking
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The Gentle MistA little rain rejuvenated my spirit -
Need a New Career? Dancing with the Stars Wants You!Hey, a lot of foreign leaders and Hollywood idols have fallen. What better way to revitalize their careers than a stint on DWTS
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The Problems that Occur when I Watch the Lifetime Channelthe movies on Lifetime make me worry about murder, hate men and fear prison. I love that channel.
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Designer Shoplifters Meet the Mall PoliceShopping, designer purses and criminal intent. The making of an exciting trip to the mall -
A Rumor of SpringJust a peek into spring can make the day a bit brighter! -
The BetrayalGreed is such a strong force, and in one instant, it can destroy the strongest of bonds
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Frankie and LuLu Sing Their Version of FEELINGS for Valentine's DayFrankie and LuLu promised a song for Valentine's Day and they tried to deliver. However,they are depressed as they lost all of their bones outside this winter. Hopefully, Cupid will re-stock their supply., -
The Ultimate Cheating Excuse: the Devil Made Me Do ItMy friend's relationship with her boyfriend ended because the devil coerced him to cheat on her. I thought that was the best excuse I have ever heard -
What Not to Buy for Valentine's DayI conducted research and asked five women what their worst Valentine's Day gifts were. These results should help the most romantically challenged among us. -
The Day of the Dead CatI just wanted to go to the gym, but a dead cat got in my way. For all those people who offered me support on Facebook and Twitter, here are the missing pieces to the cat tale.
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Spring's ArrivalI know it seems so far off, but Spring is coming!
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Doggone - Why Do They Always Find Me?I think I must emit some kind of dog whistle signal because lost dogs and strays keep following me home. -
The Parking Lot Space WarsA search for a parking space at the mall proved to me that when people enter parking lots, their manners fly out the nearest exit. -
The Gift of ImperfectionBe careful the drive toward perfection does not leave your heart abandoned on the side of the road.
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Do I Have What it Takes to Be a Member of the Polar Bear Club?The Polar Bear Plunge is coming next month to my favorite Jersey Shore beach. Do I have the courage to join in the icy fun? -
The WishWe all have our secret wishes, but they cannot come true if we don't give them a chance to grow
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Tastykake and Philadelphia: A True Love StoryI got angry and sentimental when I heard that Tastykake the maker of my beloved Butterscotch Krimpets might fall.
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My Lifelong Relationship with Girl Scout CookiesEach year, I wait for the Girl scout cookie campaign to begin. I set up my suppliers, order my cookies and wait for the word that my delivery is in. -
Who Screwed Up the Zodiac World?For years, I was a Gemini living in a Taurus body, but now a new astrological find says I really am a Taurus. What kind of scientific mumbo jumbo is afoot? -
Can Billboards Find What is Missing in My Life?Highway billboards might just lead us all to whatever is missing in our lives. \
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The NFL Playoffs and MeI write about the NFL each week because of my website PossessionPoints.com. Some men think it "cute". Either way, writing about the NFL has become a big part of my life, and I have come to truly love the game of football -
Radio Station Contest Stirs the Bigger Breast DebateWhen my daughter heard a popular radio station was going to give away a free boob job, she considered entering for the prize!
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A New StoryEach new year we get the chance to re-write our life. What do you want to differently and what do you want to keep? Possibilities are endless.
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Meeting by Accident: Tales of Fender BendersFender Benders happen, but we can still be friends?
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My New Year's Resolutions that Will Not FailAfter much thought and consideration, I have come up with a few New Year's resolutions that should bring me a good amount of success. -
Happy Holidays for Those on Yahoo!If I sent out individual Christmas cards, I would die from hand cramps, so this is the best holiday greeting I can do.
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The End of the Year: Time to Assess, Appraise and AmendAt the end of the year, I like to look back and see the challenges I have faced. Okay, it's also a good time to look ahead and see what I can do to minimize screwing up in the future.
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Your Own TruthWe all have to find our own truth. No one else can force truth upon us.
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Post Office Delivers Animal Alumni NewsEveryone else in the house gets their alumni newsletters, why not the dogs?
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The Truly Last Frankie and LuLu Christmas SongAfter getting a lot of messages about writing one more Christmas song, Frankie and LuLu took the time from shopping to pen one more tune. They hope you enjoy. -
Week Three of Frankie and LuLu's Christmas SongsWe wanted to show off this year's Christmas card photo, so we wrote another song. -
Christmas Traditions that Are Best Left AloneThrough the years, I have come to appreciate some Christmas traditions, and I have gladly let some traditions rest in peace. -
Seniors Still Got It!I think FOX Television needs a new reality show for Seniors. This is my plan for the show.
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The Journey of Christmas StressWe all feel the stress from the holiday season. Some of us just express it in strange ways.
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Yet Another Christmas Melody from Frankie and LuLuThis is what happens when NFL Sunday runs late and I didn't write during the day. -
Good Enough?Sometimes, we are own worst enemy and what a horrible enemy we are.
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There Are Always a Few Wrinkles when it Comes to Hot TubsI never thought that anything with a motor could give me such joy.
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Window Replacement:Not Everything is so TransparentI called for an estimate to get windows replaced and I learned a lot about the sales process and that the price is not always right.
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Frankie and LuLu's Chanukkah Song: Another Literary Work for the Holiday SeasonAfter our first Christmas poem, several Jewish friends asked if we could pen a poem/song for Chanukkah. -
The Always RightSome people know they are always right. How sad.
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A Parent's Guide to Body ArtMy daughter's belly button piercing put me on a slippery slope toward tattoos.
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Frankie and LuLu's First Holiday PostMy dogs are excited over the holiday season. They want to show that they also know how to put together a poem or two or three.
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Leaving it BehindThe best planned escape can prove to be the worst prison
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Should I Follow Back? My New Rules for Twitter FriendsWhat went through my head when a nuclear physicist asked me to follw him and then rejected me on Twitter.
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The Fight for ToleranceSo many preach tolerance as long as the world sees their point of view
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The Mom Dance and Other Unavoidable Anomalies that Come with MotherhoodApparently, being a mother entails a lot more than I thought it would.
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Getting LostSometimes getting lost turns out to be the best journey we can take
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Wanted: Writer Seeks Alternate PersonalityIn an effort to add depth to my personality, I am hoping to adopt an alter ego.
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Ode to My Lawn MowerI thought I said good-bye to my lawn mower a month ago, but alas, she had to come out of hibernation for one more time this season
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An Autumn SundayAutumn is a beautiful season, but I wish I could greet its beauty a little later in the day.
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Fantasy Jobs I Will Never HaveSometimes when my writing days prove frustrating, I think about jobs I would long to have.
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Why the Turning-Back-The-Clock-Weekend is Always a Big DisappointmentEach year, I look for the magic of the extra hour, and each year I am disappointed.
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The WallWhen we build a wall to keep people out, we build a prison around ourselves
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The Control GameThe only thing control freaks gain is a profound sense of loneliness
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A Cheap Way to Pick Up Women: Call the Wrong NumberAn elderly man has found his way into my heart my calling my number.
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How to Frustrate a Spirit GuideEveryone has a spirit guide, but I think mine deserves some kind of combat pay for what I put her through.
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The Canine Alarm ClockRain or snow or sleet or hail... my dogs don't seem to care
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DaybreakThe cold morning air cannot stop my quest to see the sunrise. -
The Speeding Ticket Gender GapAuto industry analysts say that women up until the age of 75 stand a better chance than men of not getting a speeding ticket conviction. -
When My Refrigerator Enters the Twilight ZoneHow does food get so lost in my refrigerator? I think there are paranormal forces at work.
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Open SpaceWe all need to find our own open space that breathes calm into our lives
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I Feel Giddy - My Homage to CaffeineLast week, we parodied the Sound of Music. Today, it's west Side Story
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My Fleeting Starring Role in a National Workout VideoWhen my fitness center asked me to be in their video to promote gym memberships, I had to wonder who is running that corporation.
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The Cold HeartNever allow a cold heart to lead you on your path in life.
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Size Does Not Matter - to Me AnywayA man at the mall told me he could tell me what size I am and take the guesswork out of shopping for me. I told him to stow it.
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What We See and FeelIn order to find true happiness, we need to view life through our eyes and hearts.
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The Loose ThreadBefore you rip away the loose threads in your life, make sure you know what lies underneath them.
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How Twitter Led Me to a Day of Fun at the Phillies GameMany people find Twitter stupid, but my circle of friends has certainly grown more interesting because of it. -
The Convoluted Path to My 500th AC PostMy start date on Associated Content may say 2005, but it really doesn't tell the true tale!
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Forget Vampires: Chocolate is My Worst Nightmare at Halloween!My love-hate relationship with chocolate
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My Version of My Favorite Things: A Song for Ordering Out DinnerThis is what happens when deadlines loom and stress has taken over my day.
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The Return of IdealismIt's time to let idealism come back into our lives. Let it remove the cynical tarnish that has dulled our dreams.
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Could Lady Garanimals Help the Fashion Challenged?Finding a new outfit is never a simple experience for me.
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The Colors of BeautyWe are at our most beautiful when we allow others to shine as well. -
Is that Burning Hair I Smell?Laser hair removal treatments are gaining popularity for men and women. So, is that your hair I smell burning?
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Baseball in OctoberMy house as it exists in recent Octobers. -
Halloween and My Love for Horror FlicksA humorous take on my love for the horror genre -
The Distorted ViewWhen we look at others' lives through a lens of jealousy, we only get a distorted view
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The Thinking PlaceWe all need a place to go to let our imaginations soar
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My British Muse and How to Make a Foolproof FruitcakeThis is what happens when Twitter brings together two people from opposite sides of the Atlantic.
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Autumn's TranformationIt is not only the leaves that change in the autumn. We also change in this magical season
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Tips on Do-It-Yourself FuneralsFunerals cost a lot of money, so the funeral industry is offering customers plans to help them save a penny or two.
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Reality TVNothing make the human race look quite so pitiful as reality television
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The BackseatWe all deserve to jump from the backseat into the driver's seat and find our own path. -
DecisionsWhen we make every decision is a life and death decision, we can become afraid to make any choice.
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Every Dog Deserves a New Ball -- or TwoOwners of male dogs have nothing to fear when they get their dogs neutered. What is gone can now be replaced.
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InsecuritiesNo one else is responsible for our dreams not coming true. It is our own insecurities that are the culprit.
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The Morning MistBeyond the morning fog is a day waiting to be enjoyed.
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Bedbugs Are Back and BitingDon't let the bedbugs bite used to just be a cute way to say goodnight. Now, they are back and ready to make our lives miserable.
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The Error of GuiltNothing is more efficient at severing the ties of love quite like guilt.
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The Magic of AutumnIt's funny how a change of seasons can bring a change of attitude.
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The Backyard Birdfeeder - Part IIAnd the saga continues...
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The Fortune CookieI always looked forward to the fortune cookie at the end of a good Chinese food meal.
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Photograph Anxiety DisorderIf a photograph gives a peek into the soul, I am definitely on my way to hell
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When Change CallsChange is not about leaving something good behind but about finding something better ahead
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Shoot Past the MoonOnly one step out of our comfort zone takes us down the path toward our dreams
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Learning to Read the Minds of My PetsAn animal psychic course might have made given me fame and fortune.
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Banks and Loan Sharks: What's the Difference?A humorous take on the power of big banks and their new role as loan sharks.
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The Ten Day WeekImagine what it would be like if there were three extra days of the week set aside for fun, relaxation and love.
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The UnderdogAt some time in our lives, we are all the underdog.
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Are NFL Players Stealing Our Feminine Side?Gender lines were once clearly drawn but now some NFL players have more feminine traits than me.
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Jumping Off the TreadmillTreadmills are great training at first, but if we do not jump off we can never see what exists down the real road
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The Courage to DareWe are the protectors of our dreams. It is our job to keep them safe and give them room to grow
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Taking on Our MistakesWe all make mistakes. We can either hide from them or learn from them.
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Phillies Peculiar Promotions: Motrin IB Ladies NightMy mind took a turn off the main road when I heard about Motrin IB Ladies Night at Citizens Bank Park
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NFL Cut Down Day: Here Comes the "Turk"Cut Down Day in the NFL is always an emotional day for players and fans alike. Here is a light-hearted look at this traumatic day.
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The Weekend Slow DownThe long weekend is here! Take time to share a smile with those you love and those who have forgotten how to smile.
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They Don't Make Car Breakdowns like They Used ToNow that cars are run by computers, the role of the roadside mechanic and Good Samaritan has dwindled.
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The Rose and the TrellisWe do not need to strangle the dreams of others to make our own dreams come true.
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Sign of AppreciationSometimes, we just have to stand up and give ourselves a round of applause!
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Fur Flies at the Sonic Drive-ThruA burger break with my daughter and dogs turns into a scene from Wild Kingdom
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My Hand and HeartThe heart of a friend makes even the worst day bearable.
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To SEO or Not to SEO: That is the Internet Writer's QuestionNever let your integrity take a backseat to success.
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Life's SparkYou can only reach out a hand so far to people. They have to grab on if they want to be reeled in.
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If We Open Our MindsWhen we close our minds, we take away the possibilities of what could be
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How Does This Medical Marijuana Stuff Work?My state may allow the medical use of marijuana. As someone who might be eligible for a prescription, I am interested in how I can get joints at my joint.
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The Insomniac's LamentThe tale of my sleepless night
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AnonymityWe all need a little anonymity to forget who we are once in a while
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Wilderness Survival Training 101: Stay in a HotelAfter watching a show on surviving in the wilderness, I realized my best hope for staying alive is staying indoors.
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The Backyard BirdfeederThe birds that feed in my yard bring me joy, song and a lot of attitude.
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Never Willing to SettleGiving up is easy, but the regrets will be many.
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The Psychic and the Internet MinisterCatching up with a good friend at a local tavern proved to be a telling experience -
The Coin TossLife can feel like a coin toss, but know that for every challenge you face, there is triumph waiting on the other side.
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The FunkWe all need some down time to recharge our emotional batteries
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The Potential Pain of PoliticsEveryone is entitled to political opinion, but it's best to know when to express it and suppress it.
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Heat AngerWe cannot let the conditions that surround us steal the compassion in our souls.
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The Trouble with Self-importanceSometimes the people who want the world to think they are the most important are those who think themselves the least important
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Internet Screaming"Don't yell at me!" is what I want to say when I get messages in all caps.
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Old Friends and New BoobsA trip to the dermatologist opened my eyes to the world of plastic surgery possibilities
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Finding Our BalanceWhen we keep an open mind and heart, we find emotional balance in our lives
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Movie Sequels - What We Watch when We Have Not Had EnoughWe may say we hate sequels, but we line up in droves to see them.
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Unexpected WrathSometimes a little bit of kindness can bring out the worst in people
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Making SenseWe can't figure out where we want to be without first understanding where we have been.
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The Yard SaleMy one and only attempt at a yard sale taught me a valuable lesson
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The Alter EgoSometimes, that little person we keep hidden inside us, has to come out to play
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Device EHarmonyLove is love -- no matter who or what is involved. -
Stepping Away from TraditionSometimes we need to break from the familiar traditions of yesterday to build the life we want today.
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Love Never Abandons UsOur ability to love and be loved is never lost - sometimes misplaced - but never lost.
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My Take on Social MediaAt one time I was unsure about the benefits of social media. Now, I am sort of hooked.
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The Knotwe all get tied up in life. It takes a little determination and patience to unravel our emotions.
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Walking AwayToday's Pain often ushers in tomorrow's happiness
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The Deli WarsThe fight for my right for the American Cheese of my choice
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Up, Up and AwayThe thinking behind erectile dysfunction ads
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The Strong Will StumbleThose who give us the most smiles can sometimes hide the most pain
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Our MistakesThe road to our success is paved with the lessons of our mistakes
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The RiptideSometimes the best fight we can offer is no fight at all.
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The Umpire's Wife Has Been Ejectedthe umpire's life is filled with contention especially when that umpire ejects his own wife from the field of play
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Traffic in Our MindsWhen we learn to open our minds, we bypass the emotional traffic jams in our hearts
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The Grains of SandEach second, we hour, each day, we get the chance to make our life worthwhile
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The Dangerous ManThere is something so attractive about a dangerous man. But with danger, comes consequences.
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What was I Thinking?Sometimes, it is our self-doubt that propels us to our greatest accomplishments
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The Competition of WoeIf all we see in life are the problems, that is all our life will be
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Facing the MusicIf you are not going to like what comes around, be careful of what you let go around.
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Sign Mind GamesYou can tell so much about a place by reading the signs along the way - well, maybe.
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The Emotional DesertWe all need to find our way out of our emotional deserts
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The Art of Subtle RevengeSometimes wearing a big smile is the best revenge in the world
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The Cleaning Lady DiariesI thought having a cleaning lady would make my life easier. I was wrong.
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The Power of SilenceSometimes it is in the silence of a friend that we find the most comfort
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The Healing TouchA healing touch not only helps ease the pain of another, but it can transform our lives as well
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The Rescue of YMCAWith the organization going to be known as just "the Y", many wondered what would happen to the Villag People's song
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An Open HeartLetting others see our frailty does not make us weak
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No Expiration DateWe always have dreams in our heart
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Re-thinking Right and WrongSometimes the rulebook has to be opened and new ideas let in
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The Near Electrocution of the Cable GuyMy desire to save money on my phone bill led to a near death experience of my cable guy and the end of my dogs getting their own voice messages.
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The Lost TrustWhat I feel when I watch too much news
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Hidden SecretsHonesty is the more difficult path to take, but in the end it is the easier road to travel
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Facing Our PainIf we never face our emotional pain, we can never find our true joy
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Sand Burns More Than SunburnA day at the Jersey shore turned into a day of surviving the scorching sand and elements
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The Garden Fairy Massacre - Part IIThis morning, I discovered what was responsible for the maiming of my garden fairy and the decaptiation of my Penn State gnome.
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Fast Forwarding LifeThe challenges we face today will give us the tools to face the challenges of tomorrow.
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The Garden Fairy MassacreA humorous look at the demise of my garden statuary
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Flying Off to FreedomSometimes the chains we wish to esccape are the chains that offer us the most freedom
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The Words We SpeakOur words have the power to transform our lives
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The Name GameIn the quest for a unique name to bestow on their children, some parents may go overboard.
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The Straight PathWithout challenges, life is a hollow experience
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That Homework FeelingThat Sunday night feeling of uneasiness can be erased with the knowledge that we can face Mondays with a warm smile.
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Power of PurpleOkay, jumped into the contest too. The merging of Yahoo and AC sends strong waves of purple our way
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Putting on Big Girl PantiesThroughout life, all women have to learn when it's time to put on our big girl panties and deal.
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The Clogged DrainWhen our emotions become clogged, it sometimes takes someone else's arms to purge our fears
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The DaylilyWe only get one day at a time to shine. Let's not waste it.
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The NestSometimes the best gift we can give our children is the chance to fly away
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Making Angels LaughA tribute to a very funny friend and gifted humorist
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The Stormy SeasEven in the stormiest seas, we can protect our dreams from drowning