Ed Druckman
Ed E. Druckman is a humorist for the web. He gives his views on current events in both text and video. You can find out more about him by visiting his MySpace profile.
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Jihad Jane Claims on Terrorism: "It was Performance Art."Colleen Renee "Jihad Jane" LaRose claimed her Internet recruiting for Islamic extremists was just performance art. -
E-E-T News: Health Care Reform on TV...At Least, Sarah Palin Goes NRA & Restricted Airplane BathroomsSarah Palin advocates gun rights, who'd have thought; while Congress talks health care and talks and talks and talks. Just another week in Washington.
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Tiger Woods Moves Press Conference to Playboy MansionTiger Woods continues to shock fans and non-fans alike by moving his press conference to the Playboy Mansion.
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E-E-T News: Obama TV, Sarah Palin Drinks the Tea & George Bush is Back?Will Sarah Palin run in 2012? Is health care DOA? Do you miss George Bush? Answers to follow.
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Toyota Hires Mel Gibson as Prius SpokesmanToyota has hired Mel Gibson as its new spokesman. Was it an a**hole move? -
Biden to Obama: "Yes We Can?"After President Obama's ambitious State of The Union, Vice President Joe Biden exhibited what some believe is not his best asset, speaking.
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News Flash: Health Care Reform DOA. John Edwards Goes Haiti. Tiger Woods Sex AddictTiger Woods in sex rehab, health care reform on life support, John Edwards in Haiti, it was quite a week! -
Pat Robertson to Replace Simon Cowell on "American Idol"!Is Pat Robertson in contention to be the new "American Idol" judge? Neither he nor Simon Cowell are talking. -
White House Report Shocker: Al Qaeda Recruiting Using "The Three Stooges"Move over Jack Bauer. A White House report on the Christmas Day bombing attempt finds the "The Three Stooges" key to counter-terrorism. -
Sarah Palin: "Santa Claus or Comrade Claus?"At a book signing of "Going Rogue", Sarah Palin accuses Santa Clause and Barack Obama of socialism. -
Sarah Palin Denies Audio Version of "Going Rogue" for "Illiterates"Sarah Palin denies any disparaging remarks she made about "illiterates", except for "Levi Johnston". -
E-E-T News: Unemployment Rises, Sarah Palin Silent and Mom Janine LindemulderIf you missed the news this week, here are the highlights you need to catch up. -
E-E-T News: Dick Cheney Keeps Speaking, Sarah Palin Keeps Blogging & Joe Wilson Exiles His WifeFrom pilots sleeping in the cockpit to Sarah Palin asking is conservative conservative enough, it all happened this week. -
Obama Administration to Use ReCAPTCHA to Fund HealthcarePresident Barack Obama revealed a radical method of underwriting healthcare reform that proves he's committed to technology. -
Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize. Rush Limbaugh's Head ExplodesThe announcement of President Barack Obama being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize was a literal bombshell to some on the right. -
Sarah Palin: Letterman Extortionist to Be Commended!Sarah Palin has weighed in on David Letterman's extortion case, which means his blackmailer might get the chair. -
E-E-T: Joe Biden Talks "Turkey" While Barack Obama Gets Mad at Iran-KindaForget CNN. Check out E-E-T. Catch up on your week's news and laugh. -
Glenn Beck Denies "Affection" for Rachel Maddow"Pictures" of Rachel Maddow on Glenn Beck's home computer cause the talk show host to do some explaining. -
Joe Wilson to Become Spokesperson for Tourette SyndromeRepresentative Joe Wilson claims his "You lie" statement was beyond his control. Read why. -
Edward "Ted" Kennedy: "Top Shelf" or Just "Bargain Basement"?What does Ted Kennedy's legacy mean to me? A dog who howled "The Impossible Dream". -
Pope Benedict Moves to Make "Saint" Bill ClintonWill Bill Clinton become a saint? Stranger things have happened in Washington. -
E-E-T: Obama's Keg Party, AirLines Bare it All & Health Care Still a DreamBarack Obama's beer summit made "colorful" by Joe Biden and more. -
Barack Obama Arrested in CambridgeOn a fact-finding mission to Cambridge, MA, President Barack Obama gets pulled over. -
Sarah Palin: NAACP RacistSarah Palin promises to right inequality, and she's staring with the NAACP. -
E-E-T News: Sarah Palin Cashes In. Monkeys Pass on McDonald's. Healthcare in a Congressional Coma.If you missed the news this week, take some time to catch up with E-E-T. -
Sarah Palin: Role Model?Is Sarah Palin's resignation as Governor of Alaska part of a master plan? -
Mark Sanford and Eliot Spitzer to Form Bi-Partisan Independent PartyMark Sanford and Eliot Spitzer announced they would be forming a new political party. And both Democrats and Republican breathe a sigh of relief. -
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hires Karl Rove as Consultant in Iran ElectionIn an effort to settle the Iran election, Karl Rove has been asked to step in. Will Iran ever be the same? -
E-E-T News: Mr. Chastity Bono, Madonna Goes Native and Miss KaliforniaCarrie Prejean, Chastity Bono and Madonna all made news this week. Find out how. Read E-E-T.
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David Carradine's Death Increases Rope Sales at Adult ShopsThe death of "Kung Fu" and "Kill Bill" star David Carradine has a knot of people buying rope.
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E-E-T: Southwest Bags Children, Michael Bloomberg Apologizes (Kind Of) and Google WavesIt's E-E-T...the news ticker for those of you who like your news with a laugh chaser.
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Cheney: "Waterboard Me." Obama: "No, Waterboard Me!"The debate on torture took an upturn when both Dick Cheney and Barack Obama volunteered to be waterboarded to end the matter once and for all. -
New York City: Jail is "Recession Insulation"New York State will introduce a pilot program in New York City jails, calling them "recession refuges."
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Pee-Wee League Player Suspended for Illegal Substance Use: A Humor PieceIt seems that no level of baseball is immune to performance enhancing drugs, when a five-year old was suspended this week.
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Piglet Banned from Disneyland Due to Swine FluPiglet, Winnie the Pooh's closet friend, can't seem to find a friend after the latest swine flu outbreak. -
I Twitter. Therefore I Am?It seems like everyone is a Twitter now. But what about those who aren't? What are they doing? Let's answer. -
Paris Hilton Challenges Ashton Kutcher to Twitter Un-FollowAshton Kutcher may be the first Twitter user to reach one million followers, but Paris Hilton says that's "not hot."
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Disney "Pirates of the Caribbean" Take HostagesPirates are not confined to Somali as Disney employees dressed as pirates took park guests hostage at Disneyland Thursday. -
Why Madonna Should Adopt MeSince Madonna was recently turned down for an adoption, I have a perfect solution. -
Obama Afghan Strategy: Bin Laden Twitters AIG AdvisorsPresident Obama uses all his resources to bring back the United States image at home and abroad. -
Bowlers and Special Olympians Protest Obama "Tonight Show" JokeThe Obama administration had to deal with its first gaffe after the President's appearance on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno". But have they? -
The Ten Things Bernie Madoff Will Have to Remember in PrisonIn jail, things will very different for Bernie Madoff. So I figured I'd help him along with some advice. -
Obama Introduces "Auto-Erotic" Tax at White House Health ForumPresident Obama proved that he's expecting Americans to take matters in hand when it comes to health reform and the economy. -
Madonna to Auction More Nude Pictures for Obama StimulusMadonna shows that she is willing to "bare" the burden and do her part to make the Obama stimulus package a reality.
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Michael Phelps to Endorse Dunkin' Donuts and RaidOlympic champion swimmer Michael Phelps may have lost Kellogg but new endorsements are coming in just the same. -
Obama to Wall Street: Bonuses to Be Paid in PenniesPresident Obama proves there's more than one way to skin a Wall Street fat cat, but will they have nine lives? -
George Bush Inks Book Deal with CrayolaGeorge Bush's new coloring book is causing controversy much like his Presidency.
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How to Survive This Economic ChernobylAs the economy continues to falter, HR experts give you advice on how to assess your job's state and keep it.
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E-E-T NEWS: Ann Coulter V. Michelle Obama, Inauguration Day Luau, Paris Hilton's Golden GlobesAfter a needed drying out period, I'm back, cranky and GERD inflected as ever. But I still need a little more rest. So, I just ripped a page off of the E-E-T (Ed-E-torial) teletype. Hope you enjoy it. -
The Top Ten Reasons Santa is Downsizing This YearLike everyone else, Santa Claus has to watch his balance sheet this year. Find out why.
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Obama Economic Plan: Auction Congressional Seats on EBay?The Obama Ecomomic Team believes eBay is the way to revive the economy. Will they get positive feedback? -
Santa Claus to Congress: "One Trillion Dollars or No Christmas."Another economic earthquake struck as Santa Claus asked Congress for one trillion dollars to keep Christmas alive. -
Michael Mukasey: "I Collapsed from All the B.S, "Bush Sh*t"Attorney General Michael Mukasey came down with a case of the "vapors" Thursday. But it's all good. Or is it?
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Bush Denies Support of Fake "New York Times" Iraq War Ends StorySupporting a fake troop withdrawal from Iraq, is it George Bush's last attempt to get his approval rating lower than his Yale G.P.A.? -
Obama to Address Rising Unemployment with REALLY Big CabinetIn his first press conference, President-elect Barack Obama wasted no time solving the unemployment problem.
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Republican Sources: A Palin-Plumber Ticket in 2012Would a 2012 Republican ticket of Palin & Joe the Plumber be a winner? Some Republicans think so. -
Ed-E-torial 28: "Survivor" John McCain, Mr. Sulu a Pain in Captain Kirk's Asteroid?John McCain wants to be the Ultimate Survivor? Bill Shatner slams Mr. Sulu. and an Amber Colt smack down.
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Sarah Palin Proclaims: "Saturday Night Live is Funny!"Not only will Sarah Palin be on "Saturday Night Live", she actually answered a question outside the studio. -
Ed-E-torial 27: Maxim's "Hot" PoliticiansOur take on "Maxim Magazine's" Hottest Politicians. Then, a guy in a wheelchair who can read minds? A little David Blaine, a little "Murder Ball". Check our Wheelchair "Swami" Bob.
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Sarah Palin: A Vice President Men Can Finally Get Excited AboutSarah Palin proved that she could get men's dials going during the Vice Presidential debate. But is that enough? I say, "yes!" -
Ed-e-torial: Lindsay Lohan and Miss Piggy Gay?First Lindsay Lohan and now Miss Piggy? See your reactions to Miss Piggy coming out of the pen and admitting she's bisexual.
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After Sarah Palin Yahoo Hack, McCain's Gmail a "Snoozer"The media failed to report on a break into John McCain's e-mail. Why? Is it because he's boring? Don't tell him that. -
John McCain Blog: Britney Spears Comeback like Iraq VictoryJohn McCain believes the path to success in the "War on Terror" is Britney Spears. Ooops, did he do it again? -
Meet the "Other" Two Girls One Cup GirlMeet the girl who could have had web fame if it weren't for a cruel twist of, uh, Fate
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Amber Colt Bares it All for DarfurAmber is ready to bare it to help Darfur. Are you? Do your part to help. Visit the eBay link and bid. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170255490051&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:US:1123
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John McCain: Lindsay Lohan, Not About Being Gay, but Dating JewsPresumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain may have put his blog in his mouth when he chastised Lindsay Lohan for being a lesbian who dates out of her faith. Insane? Inspired? Or just a lack of an afternoon nap?
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John McCain to Paris Hilton: "Cosmo, Bayatch!"Presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain refuses to let Paris Hilton get in the last word or more skin when it comes to politics. McCain is ready to bare it all. But is the United States ready?
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Britney Spears to Donate Eggs for DarfurBritney Spears has vowed to put her reproductive organs in service or cervix to the world by donating her ovaries to Darfur. Inspired or insane? -
John McCain Gives Thumbs Up to Miley Cyrus' "Breakout"John McCain proves that he might not be too old to be President as he gushes over Miley Cyrus' new CD, "Breakout". -
John McCain's Dark Knight is Dirty HarryJohn McCain's new campaign ad promises to make "The Dark Knight" look like the "Batman" TV series. Wise? Or is the "joker" on him?
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John McCain's IPhone 3G BlogSenator John McCain may be out to prove that he's just like the rest of us, because he stood on line to get his new iPhone 3G and even whined about it...a little. -
AP NEWS: Paris Hilton on Global Warming. Amy Winehouse Not a Racist. Oprah Not God. And the McCain CougarThe latest news, or the news the way it should be. -
Paris Hilton Donates Income to Children's Hospital from Mini-Me Sex TapeParis Hilton has finally found a way to combine her party lifestyle and her promise to make a difference to those who need help. Apparently, sex can save if you put it on line.
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Angelina Jolie and Madonna Compete for Adoption of Jamie Lynn Spears' BabyIn the latest Spears family chapter, newest potential pop star of the future, Maddie Spears, might have the last name of Jolie-Pitt or Madonna if the price is right.
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Hillary Clinton "Witch Rumor" Denied by McCain CampIs it "straight talk" or "straight jacket talk" as John McCain asks a Kenyan witch doctor if Hillary Clinton has put a spell on Barack Obama? -
Hillary Clinton Suspends Campaign with a Nod to Lou CostelloAs both Republicans and Democrats alike wonder what Hillary Clinton means by "suspending" her campaign, the Senator from New York may see her party's victory in black and white...TV that is.
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John McCain to Join Game Show "Survivor"To finally prove to the country that his age is irrelevant to performing the duties of President, Senator John McCain is determined to be the ultimate "Survivor". -
Bush Declares Obama Stance on Hummus: "Simply Misguided"President Bush has again given heads of state something to think about when he said that focusing on "hummus" will not bring peace to the Middle East.
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White House Claims: Bush Disapproval Rating Still Lower Than Playboy Bunny IQA CNN/Opinion Research poll showed that President Bush's disapproval rating is the highest in modern history. But the White House doesn't agree, and they've hired an advertising agency to tell their side.
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Eighty Year Old Forced to Smoke Pot?First the tape of an eighteen-moth old forced to smoke pot by eighteen-year old surfaced. Now the tape of an older person allegedly forced to smoke marijuana by individuals several years his senior begs the questions: "Is it illegal?" -
Porn NOT! Get it InIt's not the size, but some times it is. Thanks to the Porn NOT cast of Ann Scobie and Matthew Arkin. Yes, Alan's other son.
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George & Dick Go to JordanFor those who thought the Bush administration didn't have any more surprises, "George & Dick Go To Jordan" proved both political pundits and movie critics wrong.
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Porn NOT! Doggy StyleIt's not doggy. But it does have style. And it does beg the question why is a dog man's best friend anyway? Thanks to the Porn NOT guys, Joe Narciso and Oliver Vaquer
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Al Gore at New York Auto Show: "Global Warming, a Bunch of Hot Air!""Say it ain't so" might be the cry of tree huggers around the globe, because their champion, Al Gore, has gotten a whiff of high octane, and he wants more, more, more!
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Restaurant Review: Solace on Manhattan's Upper East SideA new effort on Manhattan's Upper East Side is Solace that will give both your mind and body the solace you seek at the end of a stressful day or week.
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Still Not Two Girls but One Guy ...AloneThe lengths some guys will go to when a certain urge comes over them. Meet a guy who struggles with that. Thanks to "Not Two" guy Oliver Vaquer. See more at www.FifthCOlumn-Media.com.
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Ed-E-torial 22: Paris Hilton Says, "No More Greeks."Item: (Los Angeles-CA) Vermont apple cheek fresh and pure as un-stepped on cocaine, Paris Hilton told TMZ exclusively that she no longer is just looking for good looking, Greek shipping heirs to "hook-up with", because according to Hilton, "I already slept with all of them. Isn't that hot?"
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STILL Not Two Girls One Cup ButTwo guys, um. I find this funny. But the phrase "soggy cookie" keeps coming to mind. Does that mean I could be gay? Now REALLY don't answer that...not that there's anything wrong with that. Thanks to the "not two" guys, Matthew Arkin and Joe Narciso.
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AP News Highlights: Vice President Britney Spears & Paris Hilton Humanitarian?Forget CNN, Google and definitely don't tune in to Fox because all the news you need to know is right here!
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Ed-E-torial 21: Wheelchair Bob Answers Your E-mails(New York-NY) Thanks for e-maling Wheelchair Bob. We got so many that we decided to give him some special time in this Ed-E-torial.
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Britney Spears Released. Elvis Rumor ConfirmedElvis is not dead! He was just hiding. You'll never guess where. But Britney Spears has the answer. -
Not Two Girls One Cup But.....if I find this funny and arousing am I odd? Wait...don't asnwer. I'd rather not know.Thanks to the "Not Girls" Allegra Cohen and Ann Scobie.
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Mitt Romney Gets Bin-Laden & Hugh Hefner Endorsement!The allegedly fake Holiday Greeting card sent to South Carolina Republicans on the eve of their primary is a puzzle the Mitt Romney team may not want to solve. Find out why. -
Ed-E-torial 19: One Girl Three Boob? Meet Amber Colt(New York-NY) We never thought Ed would agree to it, and it's not like you haven't e-mailed us about bringing on a younger co-host. So meet Amber Colt.Now, you to decide if Amber should come back or not. Wherever you're viewing this, please vote by leaving a comment or e-mail eddruckman@gmail.com.
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Happy 2008! or Happy 2008?As the holiday sales switch to New Year's savings, should we be so happy about another year closer to The End?
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Ed-E-torial 18: Ed Spanks the Monkey!Call it what you will, spanking the monkey, turning Japanese, choking the chicken or the good old sin of Onan. But Ed puts the question out there: Is internet porn the path to enlightenment? -
Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"A leaked White House memo from George Bush to Homeland Security and the CIA indicates that one "S. Claus" is to be put on a watch list through the month of December and "possibly to little Christmas." Has the White House gone too far? -
Ed-E-torial: Rob Zombie Does Shirley MacClaine(Hollywood - CA) Rob Zombie, fresh off of his Halloween success, will be directing the sequel to Steel Magnolias. After seeing Zombie's use of horror techniques, Producer Ty Billings approached him about the sequel. Billings explained, "Steel Magnolias has always been one my favorite horror films, -
Bush Approval Rating Lowest Ever - White House Remains DelusionalOnce again George Bush is trying to bring peace to the Middle East, and half of Americans don't really care; but the funny thing is the other half like the way he's not doing it.
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Dick Cheney 2006 I.R.A Dog Parts Store Investment (Possible Stem Cell Pickle)Republicans are running for the high ground while spinning as fast as possible after a 2006 I.R.A. investment by Vice President Dick Cheney was made public. -
Gonorrhea on the Rise: The LD from the CDC on this STDNot since the government started keeping records in 1941 has there been such a rise in gonorrhea. Find out how you can still be sexually active and beat the crap out of the clap.
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Election 2008: Rudy Giuliani Calls Bernard Kerik, "Basically, a Good Criminal."Rudy Giuliani received a big right-wing Christian endorsement last week, but can it stand being associated with the scandal around Bernard Kerik?
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Saint Paris Hilton of The Simple LifeA growing movement has begun to take momentum on the web, the notion among left leaning members of the Catholic faith that Paris Hilton should be put on the road to sainthood.
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Food for Models: Paris Hilton's Rwanda TripParis Hilton doesn't want to leave Rwanda the way she found it when she goes to the African nation on a five day trip next month. The humanitarian reality star plans to bring fashion "from there to here." -
Lindsay Lohan Declares, "Screw It! Pass the Bacardi!"A week out of alcohol treatment, the dry life doesn't seem to be for Lindsay Lohan, as she went on the web to tell her side of why.
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Paris Hilton to Endorse the "Friday the 13th" DietRight in time for Halloween, Paris Hilton has crossed over into the area of nutrition by endorsing a new diet that promises to be coming up all over the U.S., "The Friday the 13th Diet."
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Restaurant Review: New York City's Vincent's Clam Bar, a BIG Part of Little ItalyFor those of you who only know Italian food from the frozen food aisles at Vons or Safeway, Vincent's Clam Bar in New York City's Little Italy is the tree from which these leaves grew. -
George Bush: "Hannah Montana... Iraq Victory Model!"George Bush has launched his most ambitious plan for Iraq. It doesn't involve Halliburton or Blackwater, but Disney, yes...Disney as in the duck and the mouse."
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Fan Site Alleges Jessica Simpson Affair with George BushWill it be divorce court for the President as a series of e-mails from early 2006 causes politician and celebrity eyebrows to arch over a Texas sized lust affair?
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Paul McCartney Rewrites Yesterday to Get Back to Heather Mills TodayIf you liked the Beatles classic "Yesterday", you may have a bit of a musical surprise coming when you listen to "Leg's Away", a song allegedly penned by Paul McCartney to his ex, Heather. -
Zen & the Art of Internet PornSeinfeld did an episode about it. The Old Testament warns against it. But can being "master of your domain" help you problem solve?
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Ed-E-torial #16: Dr. Monica Lewinsky? Paris Hilton Mingles with Seamen.It's Ed-E-torial #16. Or as we like to call it: "The one where Ed tackles Monica and Paris." -
Ed-E-torial Number 17: Adopting Machine Angelina Jolie. H'Obama in 2008?It's Ed-E-torial #17. The one where Wheelchair Bob asks you, "Clinton and Obama in 2008, dream or nightmare?" -
Flip-Flops & September 11th: In Tragedy, a Personal Irony for My Shallow ViewAs September 11th nears, as a New Yorker, it's women's feet that put it in perspective for me. -
Alberto Gonzales to Be Replaced by Magic Eight BallPundits are just scratching their collective heads, when President Bush announced that he has nominated a Magic Eight Ball to replace Alberto Gonzales. -
Bush Approves Neuter Sweet, the Sex Drive Killing Sugar SubstituteIt looks as though the parents of teens approaching adolescence, won't have to worry about their children's eating habits on many levels thanks to a new artificial sweetener.
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Review: Brasserie Ruhlmann, a Red Carpet Restaurant at Manhattan's Rockefeller CenterIf you want to imagine the feel and taste of what New York City must have been like in the 1940s and 1950s when Supper Clubs and Night Clubs were the places, make a reservation at Brasserie Ruhlmann.
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Tom DeLay to Form PAC with Ahmed ChalabiTom DeLay isn't letting the possibility of jail stop him from rebuilding Iraq in a way only "the hammer' can. -
Manhattan Restaurant Review: East River CafeManhattan's East River Cafe serves up representative cuisine with good people watching. It's Cheers, but in Manhattan. -
Stephen Hawking: "Call Me Rap Master Steve-E-STEVE."Stephen Hawking isn't content to unlock the secrets of the universe. Now he will do it in rhyme in the hip-hop community. "Yo-yo, Mr. A-tum." -
New York City's Malaga Restaurant: Good Spanish Food, Good Spanish PeopleOn Manhattan's Upper East Side a dining experience from the 1950s is served up with the Spanish cuisine at Malaga. -
Dick Cheney Accidentally Shoots Britney SpearsDick Cheney seems to be feeling fine after having a pacemaker tune-up, but maybe a little quick on the trigger as a 911 call shows. -
Yuva Frontier Indian Grill in New York City: Restaurant ReviewYuva is a new entry to Manhattan's Upper East Side Indian row of restaurants, but already it's a favorite of many. -
A Three Ring Circus of Brazilian Cuisine at CircusFor a wonderful meal, run off and join the circus, that's Circus in Manhattan for Brazilian cuisine. -
It's Official: George W. Bush is a RobotA robot of George W. Bush will be placed in the Disneyland "Hall of the Presidents". The robot is alleged to be an exact replica of the President, right down to knowing the capitals of all forty-eight states. -
Rumsfeld's Adult Contemporary Music Terrorist Strategy a Crisis for George Bush?Like Paris Hilton's storage box, the surprises are never ending when it comes to former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and his plan for victory over terror. -
KKK O.K. With Minority MembersThe Ku Klux Klan has never had a person of color as a member. It shares that honor with Dick Cheney's hunting club. -
$ign of the Times: Rolex by HezbollahThat Rolex you buy on your trip to New York City for twelve bucks may not just be from China anymore. It could be Rolex by Gaza Strip. -
Ed-E-torial Number 15: Bobby Brown Cracks Up. Barry Bonds Floats Britney Spears Rents Her Head.Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #15. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we introduce you to that new hit web series Cop Story." -
Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--151!It appears that Paris Hilton is not the only blond celebrity who has been playing dumb. Jessica Simpson revealed she's gifted, and not in the way most men think. -
Mark Burnett 2009 Survivor Bombshell of New OrleansU.S. fans of the hit show Survivor now don't need to go to another time zone to compete, when Survivor 2009 comes to New Orleans -
Britney Spears Production of Bush Speech Hot iTunes DownloadBritney Spears proved she can do more than shock the press by doing her Basic Instinct impression for the internet. She's now a record producer! -
Paris Hilton's Jail Survival GuideA few needed tips to make Paris Hilton's jail time a breeze. -
Blue M & Ms the New Viagra?An internal memo from Pfizer, the makers of Viagra, calims that when blue M&Ms were used as a placebo, they "really got men going." -
Ed-E-torial Number 14: Britney Spears' Meets ElvisWelcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #14. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we introduce you to the REAL man behind George W. Bush." Sorry to reveal it, George. -
Bad 1970s Product Ideas: Tom Marvel Birth ControlIt was the height of the sexual revolution in the mid 1970s, and Tom Carvel was concerned that many underage teens were having sex. Concerned because it was an expanding market segment, and he wasn't getting a part of it. -
Manhattan's Upper East Side Very Own Isle of CapriItalian food so authentic it even makes an aging Jewish guy say, "Ciao, bella" to the hostess as soon as he enters. -
Lindsay Lohan Rages on Arianna Huffington Not Paris HiltonWhen she turns 21 this July, the former teen, plans on doing more than visiting LA clubs and drinking, most of the time. She's becoming political. -
The Fart of Destiny....Gods Beware the Wind of Man!DISCLAIMER: The following is a frank discussion of a bodily function for the purposes of philosophy. Those of you repulsed by either, please don't read. -
Statue of Liberty Walks in Protest Over LAPD Mistreatment of ImmigrantsLiberty Island now just has a torch where the Statue of Liberty used to be. But Lady Liberty wasn't stolen. She quit. -
SpongeBob NRA Partnership Ends in Tragic Shooting"As Charlton Heston is my witness, I didn't think you could kill a cartoon character" was the reaction of NRA Executive Vice President, Wayne LaPierre, -
Don Imus Gives Me Guilt About Paula ZahnIn the aftermath of the Virginia Tech shootings, the senseless loss of young lives cut tragically which may have been prevented if those leading lead better (Sounds a lot like Iraq.), Don Imus seems like a gnat. -
George Bush Defends Alberto Gonzales with Abbott and Costello PrecedentAlberto Gonzales might be on the unemployment line right behind John Ashcroft and Donald Rumsfeld very soon. -
Merck and Philip Morris to MergePharmaceutical giant Merck and tobacco tower Philip Morris announced that they will merge. -
Ed-E-festo: Video 3.0...The Next Video Movement on the WebEvery movement needs to a) be called a movement and b) have a manifesto. -
Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid VideoSteven Hirsch, President of Vivid Video, says: "I see these five topless mothers each carrying a sign that read 'War is indecent,' and I'm thinking hot moms, politically committed finally an adult film where you can use the Kleenex to blow your nose too." -
Donald Rumsfeld Reaches Autistic ToddlerThe former Secretary of Defense is still causing controversy because of an eBay auction sketch. -
The Man Who Really Puts the Words in George Bush's MouthFrank Watkins the man behind the President, actually the man behind and to the left of George Bush. -
Dixie Chicks to Kick Off 2007 Spring Rendering Tour?The sudden disappearance of the Dixie Chicks after their Grammy bonanza has people asking have the Dixie Chicks been rendered? -
Syrian Cartoon Claims Lindsay Lohan Muslim. U.S. Six-Year Olds Riot!A group of twenty-five six-year olds overturned five Hasbro electric cars and set fire to fifteen Barbie beach houses at a Florida Toys R Us yesterday over a depiction of Lindsay Lohan as a Muslim. -
Ed-E-torial #13: Paris Hilton Remains Celibate, Lindsay Lohan Trips On Her Ass And George Bush Trips On Abortion.It's Ed-E-torial #13. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we choose between Paris and Lindsay. -
Mel Gibson in E-mail to Jewish Community: Crucify Me Already!TMZ.com, the site breaking the original Mel Gibson Michael Richards moment, claims to have another scoop.
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Ed-E-torial #12: George Clooney Still Sexy. Tom Cruise Still Short. Britney Still Commando!It's Ed-E-torial #12. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we introduce you to Michael "What the Buck" Buckley." -
Britney Spears Arrested for Washington Courthouse "Scooter" Libby ProtestBritney Spears publicly bore her breasts in support of former Dick Cheney aide Lewis "Scooter" Libby at his trail for obstruction of justice. -
Britney Spears and Michael Jackson to Write Parenting BookBritney "You know what I'm packin' down under" Spears and Michael "Daddy of the Year in Dubai" Jackson book to be titled "A Baby Is Tougher Than You Think". -
Paris Hilton's Advice to George Bush After State of Union: "Don't Quit. You're Hot!"Paris Hilton found time to offer words of encouragement to President Bush after his State of the Union address. And inspirational words they were too. -
Ed-E-torial #11: Britney Spears May Belch....It's Ed-E-torial #11. Or as we like to call it: "The one where George "Wheelchair" Bush takes on George W. Bush." And, yes, we caught Britney in the act! -
Britney Spears is NOT the Paint to My CanvasEd Druckman finally meets a fan, and it was an eye opener. -
Britney Spears Declares Sean Preston the Face of Fast FoodThe FDA claims that children today aren't fat as much as they're not skinny. -
White House Introduces Its Version of Monopoly: Iraq-opolyIraqopoly is a joint effort between The White House and the Department of Defense. -
Ed-E-torial : George Bush Talks Iraq At Wal-Mart. Bill Clinton Goes O.J!.It's Ed-E-torial #10. Yes, we've hit double digits. Or as we like to call it: "The one where Wheelchair Bobby let's you speak to George W. Bush." -
George Bush's New Iraq Plan Includes McDonald's of BaghdadPresident Bush's new plan has the civil war torn country coming together under the Golden Arches by July of 2007. -
Tom Cruise's 2007 Resolution from Scientologist to ExistentialistTom Cruise has converted from Scientology to Existentialism in one of the oddest New Year's resolutions of 2007 and possibly ever. -
2007 Sculpture of Jessica Simpson Passing Gas to Rival 2006 Britney Spears Sculpture Giving BirthBritney Spears, the most searched female on the web, will be locked in competition with Jessica Simpson, the most gassy female on the web. -
Katie Holmes Denies Anal Bleaching Rumor.Yesterday, Defamer.com posted a picture of a bleached anus, captioned: "Katie Holmes--2007 New Year's Resolutuion". -
Paris Hilton to Eat Ice Cream Cone in 2007!Super Bowl fans will get a treat this year, at least those who liked Paris Hilton eating a Carl's Jr. burger. -
Pope Benedict Beatifies George Clooney in Answer to Mel Gibson?The Vatican announced today that actor George Clooney will be beatified for "his work in Ocean's 11, Syriana and Darfur." -
Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line Of "Hair" ExtensionsForget Britney Spears' upskirt oops! Lindsay Lohan launches a line unique hair extensions. -
Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney SpearsLindsay Lohan signed a deal with VH-1 to play the role of Jessica Simpson playing Britney Spears in a movie of the soon to be Pop Mom's life, and not it's not on We or Lifetime. -
More US Citizens Believe In Santa Claus Than In White House Iraq Victory PlanIn a CNN/USA Today poll, 53% of Americans polled believed more in Santa Claus than in victory in Iraq. -
George Bush EBay FanaticDoes George Bush eBay? It semes so, and he's good at it too. -
Britney Spears Bombshell: Split with K-Fed Over Saddam HusseinThe breakup of the Spears-Federline union Britney confesses was over former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. -
Ann Coulter Calls for the Death of Ann Coulter?In her most recent column, Ann Coulter writes, "When I read some of the things I've written, I cringe. -
Four Year Old Sam Adams Called Terrorist by Bob WoodwardFour-year-old Sam Adams, recently stopped from boarding a United Airlines flight in San Diego because his name matches a Sam Adams on the Transportation Security Administrations' "no-fly" list, might just be a terrorist. . -
Ed-E-torial #2: Jessica Simpson Blogs. Ken Lay Is Still Dead. Fashion By Osama?It's Ed-E-torial #2. Or as we like to call it "The one after 1 but before 3." -
Ed-E-torial #5: George Bush and Homey Vladimir Putin, A Hunting Dick Cheney Goes & Vioxx Still KillsIt's Ed-E-torial #5. Or as we like to call it: "The one where Ed admits his dark secret" -
Ed-E-torial #1: George Bush Goes Playboy. TomKat's Suri Cruise & Michael Jackson? And Karl Rove is Back!Always good for a laugh or at least a smile...It's Ed-E-torial -
Ed-E-torial #3: Britney Spears, Jenna Jameson, and Barry BondsEd-E-torial #3. Or as we like to call it: "The one where you get to meet Wheelchair Bobby."