Chris Berry
Chris is a writer, songwriter, and recording artist with Retrofit Records who lives in N/W Arizona with his wife, step son, grandson, 2 cats, 2 dogs, a horse, some chickens and one bad ass rooster. He writes poems and humorous short stories.
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- Contributor since
- 10/10/2006
Education/Experience
Fresno City College - BA DegreeInterests
Humor, Cooking, Music, Literature, Looking and laughing at life through a warped perspective.Motto
You can't make chicken soup from chicken poop.Affiliations
Bon Vivant/Man about Town, Funniest Man On Earth, Personal Friend To Everyone & Their Sister!Favorites
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Gone but Not ForgottenOur daughter died of an intentional drug overdose. By publishing her story I hope to help others who may be having similar experiences to what she went through.
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DOLORES and the COYOTEA poem about Dolores a coyote and the monsoons.
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SOME THINGS WERE JUST MEANT to BE KEPT SECRETWhat happens when one of your boyhood idols is exposed to be something less than what you thought he was?
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PHYLLIS DILLER'S BROKEN BACKComedienne Phyllis Diller recently fractured her back.
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THE RELUCTANT HEROES5 common men rise to uncommon valor.
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WHY? WHY? WHY?Questions that for some reason no one seems to have the answers to.
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BEHIND the SPLINTERED DOORA story about one outlaw's trip to hell and back.
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ME 'N' ELVIS in the FRENCH QUARTERA short story about a road trip I took with Elvis.
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One Parent's NightmareA child is arrested after making a coerced confession.
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Those Damn Illegal Aliens!Solutions to the illegal alien problem.
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Dirty Rollin'Song Lyrics
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18 Wheels AfireSong Lyrics
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ROSIE O'DONNELL FATHERS SMITH'S BABYWho fathered Anna Nicole Smith's Child?
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Ooh Whea, Baby, Ooh WheaSong Lyrics
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Another Country/Western HitSong Lyrics
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The Geezer and Teenage AngstTeenagers and the learning curve.
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I'm Drunk and She's Driving Me Out of My MindLyrics to a humorous C/W song.
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Ooh You Stink!Some people just overdo it with their choice of fragrances.
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METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING.................A Metaphoric Love Poem
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I SMOKED MY CHRISTMAS DINNERA Christmas Carol For All Who Have The Christmas Blues.
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ALL THE NEWS UNFIT TO PRINTIt seems that nowadays all you have to do to become a celebrity is make an absolute ass out of yourself in public.
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IN the DOGHOUSE - Episode 1Find out what happens when this writer trades his decrepit RV for an outlaw motorcycle instead of selling it and giving the money to his wife so she can go Christmas shopping.
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Secret Documents Leaked to Associated Content Rebel GroupSecret Intelligence Documents have been leaked to the Lembionese Publicity Office by double agents working undercover in the Associated Content Ministry of Disinformation
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LEMBIONESE SPIRITUAL LEADER EXILED!!!Peace negotiations between the Lembionese Content Army and the Associated Content Imperialist Regime have collapsed with world war in the offing!
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CONTENT LEMBIONESE ARMY DECLARES JIHAD AGAINST PUBLISHING GROUP!Widespread civil unrest threatens previously peaceful community.
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ALZHEIMERS, MARIJUANA, and YOU!Smoking the chronic can totally help cure Alzheimers dudes!
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I AM PROUD of MY RELIGION!I have finally found the one and only true religion.
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IN a PARALLEL DIMENSIONMany people believe that parallel or alternate universes coexist with our own. Read what happens when this writer visits one.
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MIND WARP 101The human mind although complex can be highly susceptible to subliminal influence.
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I LOVE GULLIBLE PEOPLE!You can fool some of the people all the time or all of the people some of the time but there's just nothing that beats fooling a really gullible person.
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Greetings from the Boneless Chicken Ranch - 1Free ranging or boneless chickens - you decide which is best.
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The Dreaded Brain DrivelNo matter how serious things get Brain Drivel finds a way to break through.
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Living with Hoobazabzab DiseaseHoobazabzab is a serious and debillitating disease that strikes most men at one time or another.
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Where Are My Paparazzi Damnit?Why do we idolize idiots? How does one get a job like theirs? I'm willing to go the extra mile to be the next big thing.
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A What Would Jesus Do? Sticker Does Not Make You a ChristianIt is better to lead by example than to pontificate and criticize.
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Gourmet Fast Food Cooking with Chef Michael Christopher, Episode 2A quick and different potato salad recipe guaranteed to tickle the taste buds and impress your family and friends.
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Southwest Fiesta Pie: Cooking with Chef Michael ChristopherCooking gourmet quality food quickly and cheaply. Easy preperation of fantastic tasting meals.
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COAGULATED MILK at the Rosicrucion Temple and Performance HallA Coagulated Milk Concert is more of an experience than a happening. Darby McGillicuddy is a very charismatic front man.
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Great Telephone Pranks-2Read what happens when a prankster calls a relative about a dog for sale that does not exist.
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Great Telephone Pranks-1Telephone pranks are best when played on unsuspecting gullible people.
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My Little Love Pumpkin and Other Pet NamesPet names are about as common as the nose on your face, unless of course you've got a beak like Jimmy Durante. Pet names imply ownership. No one is safe from being bestowed with these terms of endearment.
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Death Penalty for Traffic Infractions...I Like It!Bad driving has become so pandemic that drastic measures need to be taken.
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200 Black Holes in Space?...Is That All?It's nice to know that our tax dollars are being spent on such important studies. Wouldn't it be great if NASA could answer the important questions like where is my missing sock?
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Hey! Who the Heck Are Those People Anyway?"They" are probably watching you right now. "They" might be a secret society. Who the heck are "They" anyway?
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Ask the Old Geezer...An Advice Column For, About and by the Senile, Vol. 1Even the senile sometimes need advice. It pays to know where your dentures are. A toothless woman is well a toothless woman.
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Growing Old Gracefully.....Or Not, Episode 2The gap in ages becomes wider and more acceptable with age. Even geezers like to get a little now and then.
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Growing Old Gracefully..... Or Not, Episode 1How to maintain that macho girlish figure and those 30 pack abs. I may be dull but my mind is razor sharp.