Helen Paz
Hello, I'm Helen & I'm insane. I have A.D.D., moderate dyslexia, & I'm never wrong. I'm passive aggressive, incredibly emotional, & hold grudges. I also have serious "Mommy Issues." Currently, the only place that accepts my special nature is AC.
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B.A. in Psychology from USC. Go Trojans!Interests
human sexuality, wakeboarding, boating, pole dancing, nightlife, shopping, snowboarding, dirty martinis, microbrewsMotto
Try anything once, twice if its fun, and repeatedly if its free.Favorites
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I Heart Pole DancingI've been told that I'm excessively dramatic once or forty eight thousand times in my life. It's harsh and painful to admit, but it's very true. -
The Manual ManualBody language is another type of communication that shouldn't be overlooked. Even when you aren't talking, her body is still telling you something. If you start to trail off, you'll never learn what the female orgasm should feel like. -
Children Are Not Accessories...allow me to re-introduce you to Planned Parenthood. Before you run for the hills screaming anti-choice profanities at me, it might behoove you to give me a read. After all, you'll never know how right I can be unless we work together.
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The Ghost at 1600The nightmare began not long ago when our country's morale was disgustingly low. The bill that would save large company dues, foretasted demise in the days that ensued.
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I'm What Kind of Model?The United States of America proudly holds the title of most obese nation, doesn't it? So why are people who are perfectly fine being labeled as "plus size?"
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Chore-play: The Most Overlooked Prelude to SexThe preliminary touching, kissing, stroking, and the whisperings of sweet nothings are all essential elements in achieving your partner's arousal.
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A Beginning Wakeboarder's Experience with Boat-Ramp InequalityMy friend and I decided to take up boating in summer 2007. It was the only logical step to take since we refused to be dependent on others to go wakeboarding. We got the boat and then experienced all the beginners' woes you can possibly imagine.