Roger Gowens
Venture to the RazorsEdge to read about a variety of topics. Some inform, some entertain, my goal is to do both. I am available for freelance work. Contact rgo72904@yahoo.com. This is Roger Gowens and I approved this message.
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Orange Alert: Trip to Orlando, FL. Yields Bitter FruitIn late 1998, I started on a long journey with a friend and his son to Orlando, FL for the Citrus Bowl matchup between Arkansas and Michigan. Like the long journey in the Rocky Horror Picture Show, this trip was to be recalled for all the wrong reasons... -
10 Breakout Players for Fantasy Football 2011For the most part, forget rookies when it comes to breakout fantasy football players in 2011 due to the NFL lockout. Here are ten players who I believe will become fantasy football studs in 2011: -
The West Memphis Three Are Freed: Justice or Travesty?On friday Aug. 19, 2011, the infamous "West Memphis Three" were released from prison after serving 18 years for the murders of three young boys back in 1993. Was their release a good thing for the people of West Memphis, AR? -
More Tips for 2011 Fantasy Football Team NamesIt can be difficult to think of a fantasy football team name, especially for beginners. Sometimes even veteran fantasy football owners have that problem. If that describes you, read on: -
Tips for Fantasy Football Live DraftsIf you have trouble making quick decisions in a live fantasy football draft as you watch a player you had targeted get drafted right before your next pick, this is the article for you...
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10 Tips for 2011 Fantasy Football Team NamesHaving trouble thinking of a name for your fantasy football team? Here are some ideas for clever, catchy and current names for your fantasy football squad.
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What Effect Will the NFL Lockout Have on Fantasy Football?There has been much speculation on what effect the NFL lockout will have on 2011 Fantasy Football leagues. Here are my opinions: -
The Rainbow Bridge: Grieving the Loss of a Beloved PetPossibly the only thing harder than the death of a beloved pet is the decision. You know, the dreaded decision of whether to "put down" a sick and dying pet. Sometimes a person has to just "man up" and do the right thing. -
Politicians Behaving Badly Pt. 2: Anthony WeinerIt has been a bad few weeks for politicians lately with the Arnold Scwarzeneggar scandal, the IMF Chief Dominque Strauss-Kahn's sexual assault charges, and now "Weinergate", the scandal featuring U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner (D N.Y.). -
Arnold Schwarzeneggar: Politicians Behaving Badly Pt. 1Former Governor of Call-eee-forn-yah Arnold Schwarzeneggar fathered a boy out of wedlock as you surely know by now. The former darling of the GOP who was supposed to save the Golden State failed both personally and professionally. Here's my take: -
Ten Summer Movies for Your Viewing PleasureA summer movie does not have to be a comedy, as you will see when you read the list. However, most of my Top 10 summer movies are comedies. Some might be unfamiliar to younger viewers... -
Top 10 Songs for Osama Bin LadenIn his videos and other public rants, Osama bin Laden often railed about "western decadence". I guess the porn stash found ih his bedroom kind of blows Osama's "holy man" image. Here are ten songs to commemorate the late, not-so-great Osama bin Laden: -
Why Doesn't Donald Trump Just Shut Up?With the long clamored for release of President Barack Obama's birth certificate, one would think "The Donald", owner of the world's worst combover, Donald Trump, would be satisfied. One would be wrong... -
10 Songs Worse Than Rebecca Black's Friday DittyOkay, Rebecca Black's Friday song IS awful. Having said that, the girl is 13 years old, so I won't be joining the crowd piling on young Rebecca. Here are ten songs even worse than Rebecca Black's Friday ditty in my book.... -
Little League Memories from Ancient TimesOkay, so the 1960s weren't really ancient times, it just seems that way looking through the rearview mirror at what seems like another lifetime. Here are one middle aged man's memories of Little League. -
The Pros & Cons of Credit Cards: One Man's ExperienceWhen it comes to the pros and cons of credit cards, in my experience the cons vastly outweigh the pros. The same companies who talk so sweetly when trying to get you to take their card use a different approach should you become late with payments... -
Houston Nutt/Ole Miss JokesWith Ole Miss having just ended a miserable football season, one would think Houston Nutt would keep a low profile and hope for better results in 2011. Wrong. In a rambling stream of unconsciousness presser on 11/15/10, Nutt was in rare form... -
My 5 Most Memorable College Football Bowl GamesAs one in favor of a college football playoff system, (I do think bowl games should be kept however, as college basketball has the NIT) bowl games are a mixed bag for me. Nevertheless, here are my five most memorable bowl games: -
A Festivus for the Rest of Us!Festivus became widely known in a "Seinfeld" episode aired in late 1997. In the episode, Festivus was celebrated due to the excessive commercialization of Christmas. There is room for both Christmas and Festivus...Also published on:- Yahoo! US News
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Top 10 Reasons to Root Against the New York JetsLet's get this article off on the right foot. Football has long been said to be a game of inches. In the case of N.Y. Jets coach Rex Ryan, it may or may not be a game of feet... -
Six Inspirational Bible Verses for Everyday LifeThere are many who say that life is hard due to there being "no instruction manual." But there is. It is called the Bible. Here are six inspirational Bible verses that have helped me: -
Top 10 "Dandy" Don Meredith Monday Night Football QuotesAs an original member of ABC's MNF cast, "Dandy" Don Meredith often provided comic relief from a lopsided game or the rants of Howard Cosell... -
When Travelling in Arkansas & the Midwest Visit the Fort Smith-Van Buren in the AR AreaThe Fort Smith-Van Buren, AR area in the western part of Arkansas is a locale rich in history. From Judge Isaac Parker's court in downtown Fort Smith to rustic downtown Van Buren, the area is home to several museums of interest for history buffs. -
Traveling Arkansas: Visit Lake Fort Smith State ParkFor anyone traveling in the heartland of America, nestled in the mountains near Mountainburg, AR, the new Lake Fort Smith State Park is a great travel destination. Anyone interested in hiking, camping, fishing and great surroundings, come on down!. -
Product Review: Foxsports Vs. Yahoo for Free Fantasy Football LeaguesFor free fantasy football leagues online, yahoo and foxsports have two of the top free fantasy football leagues available. Which is better? Read and compare... -
10 Tips for Fantasy Football Novices/Less Experienced Team OwnersThousands, even millions of people have joined the ranks of fantasy football team owners in the last few years. Those of you who are new to the game of fantasy football or have only been at it a short time need a few tips... -
Fantasy Football Strategy: Staggering Bye Weeks for Your PlayersIt's a simple thing. Still,I often see fantasy football owners with half their team off the same week. In competitive (what other kind is there if you are a competitor),leagues the almost certain loss that week could cost your team a playoff berth...
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Fantasy Football Dilemma: To Trade or Not to Trade?Every fantasy football league has them. You know, the team owners who, upon being presented with a trade proposal that is fair to both your team and theirs, sends back a proposal asking for half your team including your #1 RB for a #3 WR. What to do? -
Fantasy Football Strategy: Using the Waiver Wire to Improve Your RosterA lot of people have questioned my strategies regarding the draft. A lot of my former opponents did the same only to see my team take home the trophy at the end of the season. How did I do it? Two words: waiver wire.
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Fantasy Football Draft Strategy; Drafting Early in the First RoundAt first glance, one would think the early part of the first round in a fantasy football draft is where every team owner wants to be. Or is it? The problem is what to do with your other picks...
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Fantasy Football Draft Strategies: Drafting in the Middle of the First RoundIf you're drafting in the middle of the first round in your fantasy football draft, in every league Chris Johnson and Adrian Peterson are going to be off the table. Maurice Jones-Drew also. What to do...
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Fantasy Football Draft Strategies: Drafting Late in the First RoundWhen drafting late in the first round, I recommend that you don't "reach" for a running back who will likely still be around in the 2nd or 3rd round of your fantasy football draft. Instead: -
Arkansas Radio Host Supposedly Fired for Wearing Florida HatJust as three years ago in the Houston Nutt soap opera, Arkansas Razorback football fans are being unfairly tarred by the national media. Renee Gork, a reporter for a sports radio station has supposedly been fired only for wearing a Florida Gator hat... -
Breakout Players for Fantasy Football in 2010Who are the NFL players who have been riding the pine for their teams, traded to other teams or otherwise overlooked who may have a breakout season for fantasy football in 2010? Look inside to read about a few... -
Top 10 Impact Rookies in Fantasy FootballThere are always a few first year NFL players who make a big impact in fantasy football every season. Who are the ten rookies most likely to break through in their initial NFL season? Read and find out...
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More Tips for Naming Your Fantasy Football TeamWhen searching for a name for your fantasy football team, consider using current events for naming your team. Things like actor Mel Gibson's recent rant or Tiger Woods' recent foibles are ideas for naming your fantasy football team...
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The Big 12 Conference in Shambles: Who is to Blame?At the recent Big 12 conference meetings in Kansas City, Mo., Nebraska and Missouri, two schools who have been flirting with the Big 10, were given ultimatums to declare their intentions by Friday, June 11. -
The John Wooden Legacy: Be Quick, but Don't HurryOut of all the John Wooden quotes compiled in his life of almost a century, "be quick, but don't hurry" is the one that stands out to me. Rest in peace, John R. Wooden... -
Top 10 Clint Eastwood Movie LinesWith Clint Eastwood's 80th birthday approaching, the man with no name in all those "spaghetti westerns", Dirty Harry Callahan, and all the other characters played by Eastwood in his long career have had some great lines. Here are my top 10: -
Gulf Coast Oil Spill Reaction: Hold British Petroleum Accountable!In an appearance on Fox News Sunday on May 23, 2010, 2012 Presidential candidate Sarah Palin blamed the Obama Administration for acting slowly due to ties to Big Oil. Talk about the pot calling the kettle "black"... -
5 Tips for Developing Characters in FictionThe key to writing good fiction is character development. Get the reader to care about your main character without making them perfect. Here are five tips to creating and developing good fictional characters. -
2010 Arkansas Democratic Senate Race Could Be Nation's NastiestIn what is the nastiest primary race in the state of Arkansas in my long memory, U.S. Sen. Blanche Lincoln and challenger AR Lt. Gov. Bill Halter continue to lower the debate to Jerry Springer levels... -
The 10 Tackiest CelebritiesWhether these tacky celebs have repeatedly cheated on their spouses, had a substance abuse problem for years, or both, there is not much disputing the tackiness of them all.. -
Why the "Tea Party" Movement is a ShamOn April 15, 2010, just as a year ago, thousands of ill-informed people will carry signs, bash Barack Obama and blame he and the Democrats for all the nation's ills. Where were these people from 2001-2009? -
Zombie Tea PartyThe night of Jan. 12, 2010 brought about untold catastrophe. The Haitian earthquake caused graves all over the southern U.S. and part of the midwest to open up, resulting in thousands of zombies being unleashed and headed en masse for Washington, D.C... -
Top 3 Burger Joints in Fort Smith, ARIf you're ever in the Fort Smith, AR area and hungry for a hamburger, read here to find the top three places to get a burger in Fort Smith, AR. -
Top 10 Road Trip SongsWhen on road trips, one thing eases the boredom and monotony for me more than anything else. Road songs. Here are ten that work for me: -
Top 10 Songs by Gin BlossomsOne of the top rock bands of the 90s was Gin Blossoms. After breaking up in 1997, the band came back 4 or 5 years ago. Here is my list of the top 10 songs by Gin Blossoms. -
Arkansas Quarterback Ryan Mallett: Heisman Trophy Contender or Pretender?After setting 16 school passing records in 2009, Arkansas quarterback Ryan Mallett came back for another season. Is Mallett a leading candidate for college football's Heisman Trophy? -
Top 10 Commercial Songs 2009-2010This is a list of pre-existing songs used for a national ad campaign or public service announcement in the last year. For those who cry "sellout", don't waste your time.... -
March Madness: The 10 Most Annoying Basketball ClichesWith March Madness is full bloom, it's time for a list of the 10 most annoying, maddening, and irritating basketball cliches. So "get your gameface on and check it out! -
John Daly: Underwear Model Gets His Slix OnA year or two and a hundred pounds ago, the thought of PGA golfer and bad boy John Daly modeling underwear might have made anyone who stumbled across the ads hurl. The idea of John Daly modeling undies? Like the mastercard ads, priceless! -
St. Patricks Day LimerickSt. Patrick's Day is one of the great Irish traditions, as is the limerick. Here is my St. Patrick's Day limerick: -
Top 10 Songs for St. Patrick's DayBelieve it or not, St. Patrick's Day is not just about drinking and/or fighting as so many believe of the Irish holiday. Here are ten songs that capture the spirit of being Irish on St. Patrick's Day. -
Play Ball! My Top 10 Baseball SongsThis list is not all comprehensive. It does not include standards such as Take me out to the ballgame and such, but recorded songs by name recording artists that pertain to baseball or fir the mood of the game as I see it.
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Top Ten Songs for Super Bowl XLIVSuper Bowl XLIV in Miami, FL features the Indianapolics Colts returning to South Florida after a three year absense, taking on the New Orleans Saints in their first Super Bowl. Here are ten songs to mark the occasion: -
Top 10 Songs on Tiger Woods' iPodWith Tiger Woods in hiding on his yacht, there is much speculation on Tiger's doings. I have no idea about that, but here are ten songs that just might be on Tiger Woods' iPod. -
Top 10 Songs of the Decade of 2000-2009My criteria for the top 10 songs of the decade was twofold. 1. Does the song have any meaning? and 2. Does the song hold up to repeated listenings? Here are ten that qualify:
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Top 10 Pop Songs of the Decade for the 2000'sIt's so hard to narrow this list down to just ten songs. I had to do a little research to jog the memory, but mostly just chose songs that were instantly recalled. -
2010 New Year's Resolutions for Tiger WoodsYou know it's a bad year for you when you have John Daly publicly offering marital advice. Such was the fate of Tiger Woods who has seen his life changed completely and forever by revelations in the last month... -
Top 10 Songs of 2009If you're looking for Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson or Taylor Swift, you're in the wrong place. Some of the above three artists' songs are not completely unlistenable, but here are ten songs of 2009 I like better: -
Predictions for Thanksgiving Day NFL Football GamesA trio of NFL games dot the NFL schedule on Thanksgiving Day. In the opener, the Detroit Lions host the Green Bay Packers. The Oakland Raiders visit the Dallas Cowboys in the afternoon, followed by the New York Giants at Denver. -
Last Minute Ideas for Halloween CostumesFor Halloween why be one of thousands of vampires, werewolves and the like when you can create your own unique Halloween costume fairly cheaply? -
Top 10 Halloween ComediesIf you're not into blood and guts type Halloween movies, whether it's because there are young children in your household or whatever, here's some comic relief for Halloween.. -
10 Tips for Celebrating Christmas with a Family Member in a Nursing HomeChristmastime has to be one of the most challenging times facing those of us with family members in a nursing home. My Mom is such a person and Christmas won't be quite the same, but here are some ideas for coping with a difficult situation.
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Top 10 Pop Songs for ChristmasWith all of the same old songs being played at Christmastime every year ad nauseum, here is a mix of pop songs for Christmas, new and old, with several different styles... -
Forget the BCS Mess, 5 Reasons College Football Needs PlayoffsAs Keith Jackson, the former voice of college football, put it so accurately: "there's one too many letters in BCS". 5 reasons why college football needs a playoff: -
Halloween JokesWhen it comes to Halloween, there are those sourpusses who would do away with the Holiday if they had their choice. Never mind them and enjoy your Halloween with the help of these Halloween jokes... -
Halloween PoemsSome of the scariest Halloween stories are currently going around. Find out the latest scary Halloween stories in poetry form here: -
Top 10 Sports SongsIf you're looking for alternatives to the usual sports song fare such as who let the dogs out (Yech!) or whoomp, there it is (even worse)you're in the right place. Here are 10 sports songs that have not been worn out: -
Labor Day Songs for Your Party or BarbecueEven though the calandar says otherwise, Labor Day has become the bridge between summer and fall and the start of Christmas season. Here are 10 songs for one of the more overlooked Holidays: -
Top 10 Songs for TailgatingWhen "tailgating" around the country at football games, whether college football or the NFL, nothing destroys the mood like a Celine Dion song or other such elevator music. Here are 10 suggestions: -
The 5 Funniest, Strangest & Best Mascots in SportsSince college football is arguably the most popular sport in America, we will concentrate on the best and strangest mascots in the world of college football now that the season is upon us... -
The Legend of Kramer, the Wonder DogAll dogs have certain things in common and all are unique. Kramer was an especially unique canine. It's hard to believe he has been gone for almost a year and a half. Here are some of the better Kramer stories. -
How to Conduct a Live Fantasy Football Draft in Your HomeThere are not that many things needed to have a successful live draft for a fantasy football league in your home. The main thing is to have snacks and refreshments for all your owners on hand. The actual drafting is not hard. Read here to find out how. -
Above Ground Gene PooleNo words had ever hit Gene this hard. Not "it's not you, it's me" from an ex-girlfiend. Not "your best friend is bangin' me like a Salvation Army drum" from an ex-fiancee. Not even a notice of audit from the IRS. Well, maybe...
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How to Be a Good Fantasy Football CommissionerTo be a good fantasy football commissioner, one must first be fair and not play favorites among team owners. -
Top 10 Scariest Movies Ever for Halloween or AnytimeFor some reason, most of the scariest movies of all time on this list were made in the 60's and 70's. Back then, horror movie writers and directors knew how to make suspenseful movies without the films becoming complete gorefests... -
Top 10 2009 Fantasy Football Running BacksJust a couple of years ago, San Diego's LaDainian Tomlinson was unquestionably the top fantasy football running back and top overall fantasy footballer. However, LT has been passed up by several younger models.
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Top 10 Sports Movies of All TimeFrom boxing to golf to bowling, basketball and football, this is a comprehensive list of the best sports movies of all time. Of course, with so many titles to choose from, there are a number of worthy films not on the list. -
Review of Bruno (From One of the Sites in the Film)In June 2008, under the guise of "Straight Dave", Sacha Baron Cohen visited Fort Smith, AR where I live. It was a month or more before local officials and media knew exactly what hit them... -
Top 10 Political Songs of the Rock EraTo make this list of political songs, the song not only had to be one that most of the public is familiar with, but one that actually changed hearts and minds..
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Fathers Day SongsWhen it comes to parents day celebrations, Mothers Day clearly has the most songs to choose from. Songs abour fathers tend to be about abusive deadbeats and the like. Here are ten that are not. -
Miniature Golf in Fort Smith, ARThere are several places to grab a putter and play miniature golf in Fort Smith, AR. Here are details on some of the top places to play putt putt golf in Fort Smith.
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Public Tennis Parks in Fort Smith, ARFor tennis in Fort Smith, AR there are two public tennis courts. Both Tilles Park and Creekmore Park are part of the city's parks system.
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Ten Mother's Day SongsWith Mother's Day fast approaching, here are 10 songs for your Mom from the rock era: -
Public Library Locations in Fort Smith, ARIn February 2001 the beautiful main branch of the Fort Smith, AR public library opened. There are 3 mini versions of the Fort Smith library in various parts of town. These facilities are as fine as one could find anywhere in the U.S.
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Mark Sanchez Talk of NFL Draft 2009In the days leading up to April 25's NFL draft, USC QB Mark Sanchez had seen his stock rise more than nearly any other player. It could have been a smokescreen, but it wasn't... -
Top 10 Songs by Nickelback/Chad KroegerWhen it comes to the Canadian rockers Nickelback, it seems most rock fans either love them or loathe them. Many young ladies are smitten by raspy voiced lead singer Chad Kroeger, who in turn is trashed by many young (jealous?) men... -
Earth Day SongsWhen celebrating Earth Day, here are a few appropriate songs that might help you to appreciate the occasion.. -
90's CD Review: God Shuffled His Feet by Crash Test DummiesWith the late 1994 release of the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack with the Mmmmm song, the Canadian band Crash Test Dummies hit the mainstream with a quirky blend of musical styles..
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Earth Day 2009 PoemsThe unofficial line of the right is that there is no "global warming". Why, it was below freezing down in Bugtussle just last week. Denying climate change is the "flat earth" philosophy of the new millennium... -
The Best of Bushisms, the Dumbest Things Uttered by George W. BushPrior to the 2000 election, I had heard that George W. Bush was even less skilled in public speaking than his father. I was skeptical, but from 2000-2008 W supplied comedians with a never ending stream of unconsciousness...
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Top Ten High School Graduation SongsWhether you're getting ready to leave for college in the fall to continue your schooling, embarking on your career, or just glad it's over, here are 10 rockin' songs(mostly)to celebrate this new chapter in your life.. -
NCAA Tournament Snubs: Auburn and St. Mary's Should Have Been in the FieldThe NCAA Tournament selection committee, as always, made a few curious choices, seeded a few teams too high and left some weaker teams close to home.
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80's Classic Music Review: Dire Straits' Brothers in ArmsOne of the biggest selling and most critically acclaimed albums of the 80's was Dire Straits' Brothers In Arms, released in 1985. This CD was that rare monster hit that pleased both rock fans and critics.
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For 80's Movie Hilarity Check Out the 1983 Comedy Trading PlacesWhen it comes to 80's movie comedies, it's hard to top 1983's Trading Places starring Dan Aykroyd as a stuffy preppy and Eddie Murphy as a streetwise hustler. Watch as the two swap roles with hilarious results.
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Will Historians Rank George W. Bush as the Worst Two Term President?With the recent and long awaited departure of George W. Bush from the White House, where will historians rank Bush among the worst Presidents? Will they rank him below even one term Presidents?
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The Funniest (And Dumbest) Sports QuotesIn all my years of watching sports, I've never ceased to be amazed at how inept some great athletes and players are at expressing their thoughts. Here are some of the funniest (and dumbest) sports quotes I ran across. -
Ten Songs for Your Anti-Valentines Day CelebrationAlthough I've been married for 5 years now, I spent more than one Valentines Day fuming over old flames. Here are 10 songs to put out the fire: -
10 Tips for Living Credit Card FreeAbout 2 years ago, my wife and I decided to quit credit cards "cold turkey". While there have been numerous times we would have used credit cards if we still had them, we have never looked back on our decision with regret. How did we do it? Read on..
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The Implosion of the Dallas CowboysAfter a 13-3 season in 2007 with 13 players in the Pro Bowl, the Dallas Cowboys were a favorite to reach February's Super Bowl. With all the key players back along with Pacman Jones, and Felix Jones, the 'Boys failed to make the playoffs. Why? -
Has the Chest Bump Outlived Its Usefulness?Some time last summer, I believe it was at the Air Force Academy graduation ceremony, outgoing President George W. Bush tried his hand at the chest bump. When 62 year olds latch onto a trend, is it time for a new one?
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The Biggest Losers of 2008The third annual list of the Biggest Losers of the year, surprise, contains mostly politicians. Imagine that! See who else made the list...
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Top 10 2009 New Years Resolutions for Rod BlagojevichAs 2008 quickly turns into 2009, current Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich might need a little advice for welcoming in the New Year. Non-legal advice, that is, as I'm sure he will be getting a lot of legal advice in the coming days... -
Top 10 2009 New Years Resolutions for RednecksIn our hyper-sensitive society, the term "redneck" is sure to offend some readers. Get over it. Much of Jeff Foxworthy's audience would be considered "rednecks". With that in mind, here's a list of Redneck New Years resolutions..
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Ten Great Songs for a New Years Eve Party or CelebrationOn this New Years Eve 2008, you might want to do some 'tubthumping', 'cause it's been a 'long December', so be right on 'time' as you 'get ready' for 2009. 'When tomorrow comes', 'it's all been done'...and more. -
Ten New Years Songs for New Years 2009Most New Years music lists range from the obvious, Auld Lang Syne, to U2's New Years Day, which is not a hopeful song of celebration or reflexion but a dirge about fighting in Northern Ireland. Here is a little more upbeat list of New Years songs:
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Getting Green for Going Green: How to Get Cash for TrashCardboard, newspapers, aluminum cans, office records and scrap metal are just a few things laying around the house that we can get $ for. You won't get rich, you understand, but you can make extra money and "go green" at the same time. -
Do Domino's New Subs Really Beat Subway?I recently tried a new Domino's sub sandwich. According to Domino's ads, their sub "beats Subway 4 to 1". Really? Here is a review of Domino's new sub sandwiches. -
Christmas Gift Ideas for GolfersIf there is a golfer in your life, especially a man, here are some Christmas gift ideas for your golfer:
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Blue Christmas in a "Red" State"The fundamentals of the economy are sound". John McCain. "We are in a 'mental recession'". Phil Gramm. These were words that played a large part in determining my vote in the last election. What does that have to do with Christmas? Read on. -
The Top 5 Fantasy Football Busts in 2008Looking back at my fantasy football league's draft, out of the 12 players taken in the first round, there were 5 busts, the highest of which ranks 32nd in fantasy points scored this season. Read on to find out who they are: -
With Michael Vick's Impending Release Next Year, Should the NFL Reinstate Vick?With Michael Vick's impending release from federal prison next year, probably in time for an NFL training camp, should the NFL reinstate Vick? What teams, if any would be interested? -
The Top 10 Sports Stories in 20082008 started with a bang in sports with the New York Giants improbable win over the undefeated New England Patriots. Spring brought the Kansas Jayhawks' miracle comeback in the NCAA Finals making for a hard act to follow the rest of the year..
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Top 5 Political Blunders in 2008With lots of cash, the highest name recognition in the field and a little-known group of opponents, Hillary Clinton appeared to be a shoo-in as the Democratic Presidential nominee. What happened to Senators Clinton and John McCain?
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Arkansas Couple Sues McDonalds Over Nude Pics on CellPhoneI'm lovin' it! A Fayetteville, AR couple is suing a local McDonalds. The couple say they left their cellphone, which had nude pictures of the woman, at the eatery. The pics surfaced on the 'net. So the couple decided they "deserve a break today"... -
Is Sarah Palin Now the "De Facto" Leader of the GOP?At a Governor's Conference in Miami, Sarah Palin took questions from the media and carried herself with the air of a frontrunner for 2012. With the 2008 election just over a week ago, has the 2012 contest for the GOP Presidential nomination already begun?
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Miami Dolphins "Wildcat Formation" is Sweeping the NFLIn NFL Week 3, the Miami Dolphins shocked the football world by thrashing the Patriots 38-13 with running back Ronnie Brown operating at QB on several scoring plays. Since then, other teams have adopted the wildcat look with varying degrees of success...
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Heisman Trophy Watch: the Top 5 Contenders in 2008In the 2008 Heisman Trophy race, who are the top 5 contenders heading into the home stretch and who should win? -
The Coen Brothers and John McCain ConnectionWho the Coen Brothers supported in the recent presidential election, I do not know. I suspect it was not John McCain, but still there are a few connections between the makers of oddball films to the oddball Presidential candidate of 2008.
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Barack Obama in 60 Minutes Interview: Let's Have a College Football Playoff!Forget all that stuff about bank failures, gas prices and all those boring subjects, President-Elect Barack Obama wants to tackle a real thorny topic, college football's 19th century way of determining a National Champion, good luck with that! -
Who Should Clemson Hire to Be Head Football Coach?After firing Tommy Bowden at midseason, the Clemson Tigers appointe Dabo Swinney as Interim Coach. There is not much chance that Swinney holds onto this job. So who will get the Clemson job?
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Gun Sales Soar in Aftermath of Election of Barack ObamaIt's too earty to tell the complete impact of national gun sales since Nov. 4, but several states have reported a large increase in the number of requests for background checks since that historic day... -
What's in Store for President Elect Barack Obama?There has already been much speculation about how Barack Obama will govern as the nation's 44th President. The appointment of Rahm Emanuel as Chief Of Staff gives our first clue. But what is the clue?
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Thanksgiving PoemsOne normally doesn't think of limericks when it comes to Thanksgiving, I know. However, not having a lot of experience with other forms of poetry, limericks it is. Limericks don't have to be dirty, you know. -
John McCain Classy, Crowd Churlish as McCain ConcedesBefore a crowd of supporters in Phoenix, AZ, John McCain made a classy concession speech that was marred by boos from the crowd at the mention of Barack Obama's name. -
Post-Election 2008 Political LimericksPoor Joe Sixpack must be drowning his sorrows somewhere. Maybe Joe the plunger can be of some help. Not to mention the two "mavericks"..... -
Still More Last Minute Sarah Palin Political LimericksIncluding one about Nailin' Palin, the Sarah Palin porno flick...
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Last Minute John Mccain Political LimericksIncluding one about John McCain's appearance on Saturday Night Live on Nov. 1, 2008
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Last Minute Joe "The Plumber" Political Limericks"Joe, are you here, where's Joe?, well, you're all Joe the plumber".....
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Last Minute Sarah Palin-John McCain Political LimericksIncluding a limerick on Sarah Palin's recent prank phone call.......
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Election 2008: Joe the Plumber LimericksFor those of you wondering how much is enough, I will consider a moratorium on JTP limericks when that clown gets off the campaign trail and goes back to not being a plumber... -
More Election 2008 Political LimericksThese people are such easy targets.... -
More Joe the "Plumber" Political LimericksSay it ain't so, Joe! Now you're a foreign policy expert in addition to an economist, and a tax expert, eh?
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John McCain Election 2008 LimericksJoe the "plumber" is now giving John McCain foreign advice? Yet one more thing Joe's not licensed to do....
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Still Another Sarah Palin LimerickSome in John McCain's camp now say that Sarah Palin is a "diva". Hmmmm
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More John McCain & Sarah Palin LimericksThe would-be empress' has new clothes....
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More McCain-Palin Political LimericksIf you like limericks, check these out!
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John McCain LimerickJohn McCain's ancestors came from near where the limerick originated, making John McCain a natural target of his own limericks....
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Preisdential Election LimericksMore limericks on election 2008....
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"W" the Movie ReviewUnless you've been hiding in a cave ala Osama bin Laden, you've surely seen the trailers for the Oliver Stone movie "W". With the music of the Talking Heads in the background, the ads make the film look worth seeing. Is it?... -
Top 10 SNL Political ImpressionsIn the long history of Saturday Night Live, there have been a number of on the mark political impersonations before Tina Fey came off the set of 30 Rock to wow viewers with her dead on Sarah Palin. here are the 10 best: -
More Political LimericksIn this long, strange, election year, the only thing shared by both sides is the absurdity that Presidential politics has become. Here are a few more political limericks... -
Tips for Creating a "Joe the Plumber" Halloween CostumeFor those who say "leave poor 'Joe the Plumber' alone", I say: BUNK! The man injected himself into this Presidential race, although he couldn't have predicted the madness that followed John McCain's constant referrals in the 3rd debate..
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Colin Powell Halloween Political LimerickWith the announcement on Oct. 19 on Meet The Press that former Secretary of State Colin Powell is endorsing Barack Obama, here is a "scary" limerick for the GOP... -
California GOP Women's Group Uses Slurs Toward Barack Obama with "Obama Bucks"A California GOP women's group has created images of "Obama bucks", fake food stamps with Obama's likeness surrounded by watermelon, a bucket of chicken and ribs...
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John McCain and Barack Obama Together Again at Al Smith BenefitAt a dinner in New York on Oct.16, John McCain and Barack Obama told jokes about themselves and one another at a benefit honoring Al Smith, the Democratic Presidential candidate in 1928. Here are the best lines of the evening: -
Say it Ain't So, More Limericks About Joe (The Plumber)Even though "Joe the plumber" isn't really a plumber, he isn't even certified as an apprentice, the GOP ticket of McCain-Palin continues to invoke his name in campaign rallies. So we will too... -
Cracks Starting to Show in "Joe the Plumber's" StoryJoe "the plumber" Wurzelbacher has gotten his 15 minutes of fame and more the last few days as the man who queried Barack Obama about taxes on Oct. 12. Then in the final debate, John McCain brought up the man repeatedly with Obama responding...
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Joe the Plumber Political LimericksIn the 3rd and final Presidential debate, the subject of "Joe the Plumber" kept coming up. Who is this guy and why are people making cracks about him?
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Political Limericks on Election 2008For the answers to these and other questions, tune into this article....
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Who Won Presidential Debate #3, John McCain or Barack Obama?Surely not a lot of Americans are disappointed that all the Presidential debates are over with. Most voters have made up their minds by now, what about the undecideds?
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More Sarah Palin Political LimericksPoor Sarah Palin had no idea what was in store for her when she accepted John McCain's offer to join his struggling ticket. People like those of us on AC making fun of her in limerick form....
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Sarah Palin Political LimericksNot to pick on GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin, ok, let's be honest, we are picking on Palin somwhat, not due to Washington "elitism", but due to the fact that Palin's resume is as skimpy as her attire in those fake bikini pictures....
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What to Expect in Presidential Debate #3As time runs out on campaign 2008 (Thank God!) what will the candidates talk about in the last debate? Will undecided voters make their final decision after tonight and if so, who does it favor, John McCain or Barack Obama?
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Top 10 Halloween SongsMost lists of Halloween songs contain the goofy early 60's Monster Mash and a few other middle of the road standards. Not this one. here are ten "thrillers" that rock...
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Racial Gulf Widens as Presidential Campaign Gets More and More NegativeAs the 2008 Presidential election grows more and more nasty, the touchy subject of race is coming to the forefront. In West Plains, Mo there is a controversial billboard drawing much publicity.. -
Presidential Debate #2: Who Won, John McCain or Barack Obama?In tuesday night's 2nd Presidential debate live from Nashville, TN, John McCain and Barack Obama basically maintained the status quo with a few twists. So who won?...
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Who Won the Vice Presidential Debate, Joe Biden or Sarah Palin?If you were looking for a boxing analogy in the Vice Presidential debate, forget about it. The only fight this affair resembled was a PILLOW fight. So, with neither side making a blunder, who WON? -
Top 10 Paul Newman MoviesPaul Newman, after a year and a half battle with lung cancer, passed away at his home in Connecticut on Sat. Sept. 26, 2008. Here are my favorite Paul Newman movies: -
Who Won the 1st Presidential Debate, John McCain or Barack Obama?In the first presidential debate between John McCain and Barack Obama, I believe each man did well and except for the most ardent supporters of each man, expect most observors to call the debate a wash.... -
The History of Presidential Debates in America 1960-2008It's a given now that the two nominees for President debate. However, 1960 was the first debate in the general election for President. On Sept. 23, 1960, Richard Nixon and John Kennedy had the first of three debates. Then there wasn't another such event until 1976.. -
Tips for Creating a John McCain Halloween CostumeLike Barack Obama's race, John McCain's POW experience in Vietnam should be off-limits for a Halloween costume. However, there are many other things that would make a John McCain costume fun for Halloween... -
Tips for Creating a Barack Obama Halloween CostumeIf you have an urge to "change" your Halloween costume this year, you have come to the "Wright" place. Creating a Barack Obama Halloween costume is risky, but we can help. "Yes we can!" -
America's 10 Most Controversial Vice Presidential CandidatesIn the early days of our nation, Vice Presidential candidates were the also-rans in their party's election process. It wasn't until after World War II that the office has evolved into the visible, high profile position of "hatchet man" in Presidential campaigns. -
Sarah Palin Charged State of Alaska Per Diem for Nights Spent at HomeSarah Palin has constantly misrepresented her role in nixing the "Bridge to nowhere" since becoming John McCain's running mate. Now comes word that Palin charged the state of Alaska a per diem for 312 nights spent in her home....
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NFL Network: Tom Brady Out for 2008 SeasonThe NFL network and other sources are reporting that Tom Brady's knee injury Sunday in Kansas City is a torn ACL and will knock Brady out for most or all of the rest of the 2008 season. Who should Brady owners in fantasy leagues pick up?
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John McCain Call to "End Partisan Rancor" in Acceptance Speech Rings HollowJohn McCain's story is compelling. Shot down over Viet Nam, held captive for over 5 years. But McCain has been talking out of both sides of his mouth when he does talk about the issues. Does he want to be President too much?
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Day 2/3 of the Republican Convention: Slick Mitt, the Huckster, Rudy & Palin-DroneIn a bit of irony, John McCain, media darling for years, had henchmen and women, attacking the media, one by one. -
Day 1 of the Republican National Convention:Fred Thompson Sticks to His ScriptLooking as if he had spent too much time in a tanning booth, Fred Thompson "dissed" African -Americans by denigrating the historical aspect of Barack Obama's candidacy by saying that Obama was the most inexperienced candidate for Presdient ever... -
Thousands Fleeing Hurricane Gustav Arrive in ArkansasWith Hurricane Gustav wreaking havoc on south Louisiana, Arkansas, one state to the north, is a safe haven for Louisianans. Arkansas was home to several thousand people affected by Katrina three years ago, now Gustav has thousands heading north once again. -
How Will Alaska Gov.Sarah Palin Affect the Presidential Election?My first reaction upon hearing that Sarah Palin would be John McCain's running mate was "Huh?", "Who?" I suspect that reaction was common around the nation. What effect will Sarah Palin have on Election 2008?
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Bill & Hillary Clinton: From the Comeback Kids to the "Redeem Team?"As one who lived in AR during the entire Clinton political careers, the Clintons have been counted out, scorned, cussed and discussed perhaps more than any other couple in American history. Any questions about who they now support for President should now be put to rest... -
Barack Obama's Selection of Joe Biden: What Effect Will it Have on Election 2008?Now that the word is out that Sen Joe Biden of Delaware is Barack Obama's running mate, what effect, if any, will it have on the election? Who will McCain pick for his VP? Who will win Big Brother 10? Why am I asking these questions? For answers,,,, -
The Nine Worst Baseball ClichesBaseball. America's pastime according to some, mostly the older generation. The sport might attract more new viewers if the announcers would refrain from using some of the following phrases.... -
The Dirty Dozen, the 12 Most Annoying Football ClichesOf all the popular sports, baseball and football are the most cliche-ridden. Here is a list of the most irritating, to me at least, of all the football cliches. -
Bottled Water Vs. Tap Water: Is Bottled Water Worth the Added Expense?The bottled water industry is growing more and more every year. Most bottled water containers are made of plastic, a potential environmental problem. Not to mention the added cost. Is bottled water worth it? -
Tips for Naming Your Fantasy Football TeamNearly every fantasy football League has them. Lame team names, that is. Here are a few tips for having a unique or at least somewhat creative name for your team. -
The Presidential Campaign of 2008: What a Long Strange Trip It's BeenCleavage. Talk of cutting off body parts. Exotic costumes. Guns. Religion. Race. Satirical cartoons. A new slash movie? Steel cage "Rasslin'? Beavis and Butthead making a comeback? No, welcome to the new Neverending Story, the Presidential campaign of 2008...
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The New Yorker and Phil Gramm: Manna from Heaven for Barack ObamaIn 1992, the GOP so despised the Democrats' Presidential nominee they went way out of bounds in their rhetoric, creating a backlash that elected Bill Clinton. Now, Phil Gramm and his "nation of whiners" comments have relegated Rev. Jeremiah Wright to old news...
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Billy Packer Departure from CBS Gives College Basketball Fans Early Christmas PresentWhen Billy Packer started broadcasting college basketball games for NBC years ago, he was merely an irritating sidebar to Dick Enberg and Al McGuire. Once Packer went to CBS as the lone sidekick, his ACC bias and massive ego combined to make Packer nearly unbearable.. -
Brett Favre: Should He Stay (Retired) or Should He Go?In a tearful retirement announcement back in March, Brett Favre walked away from a chance to lead his team back to the Super Bowl. Or did he? -
The Trend of 2009: Money Saving TipsWhen it comes to saving money, a person doesn't have to resort to "dumpster diving" in these days of spiraling fuel costs triggering price increases on seemingly everything. -
Top 10 Songs for Your 4th of July Party or BarbecueFor your 4th of July party or barbecue here are some suggestions for your music selection, from patriotic songs to good old rock and roll songs with a 4th of July theme. -
Four Things to Do on 4th of July Holiday WeekendIf you're looking for a place with numerous rivers and streams, camping, hiking, golf courses, the world's only diamond mine open to the public and more, Arkansas' your place for a 3 day Holiday getaway. -
More Summer Songs for Your Listening PleasureIn a few earlier articles here on AC I listed summer songs grouped by era. Here are some you may have forgotten or younger readers may have never heard before. -
Best of Seinfeld Vol. 1It doesn't seem possible, but May 14 it will be a decade since the "show about nothing" aired it's last episode on NBC. The Seinfeld finale seemed a perfect way for the show to go out over the top. Here are ten of my favorite episodes. -
Dallas Cowboys 2008 NFL Draft: Keeping Up With the JonesesWith the Dallas Cowboys not having that many holes on their talented roster, the 'Boys were able to add a playmaker on offense and special teams and address one of their needs at the cornerback position.
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2008 NFL Draft: Oakland Raiders Feel the Need for SpeedHaving traded two 2008 NFL draft picks in the DeAngelo Hall trade and another couple in other rounds, the Oakland Raiders only had 5 picks. They did not meet all their needs on defense, but added a lethal weapon of offense. -
My Favorite NBA Playoff Moment Came in 1983Before 1983, Philadelphia had won the NBA championship, but it had been a generation earlier. After several near misses, 1983 was the year the 76ers finally broke through with Moses Malone leading the way.
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Greatest NBA Playoff Heartbreak: The Philadelphia 76ers Blowing a 3-1 Lead Over Boston in 1981From the time the 76ers acquired Julius Erving in late 1976, the team lost in the NBA Finals three times. In 5 years. The other two seasons, they lost in the Conference finals. Losing to the eventual NBA champs became a yearly ritual. -
Who Should the Dallas Cowboys Take in the 2008 NFL Draft?Dallas' trade allowing Cleveland to take Brady Quinn in exchange for the Browns 2008 1st rounder didn't turn out to be as high a pick due to the Browns' change in fortune. However, the Cowboys are still in good shape with a pair of first round picks. Who should they take?
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Oakland Raiders 2008 Schedule Poses Challenge for Rebuilding TeamWith 3 of the first 4 games in the Oakland Raiders' season vs division opponents, it won't take long to find out how much progress has been made by the Silver and Black in 2008.
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Barack Obama Takes Aim at Hillary Clinton, Shoots Himself in FootInstead of shooting a cohort in the face like his distant cousin Dick Cheney, Barack Obama, in a shootout of a Democratic race with Hillary Clinton, seems determined to shoot...himself in the foot. In recent comments about guns, religion and "bitter voters", Obama takes aim.
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Kansas Jayhawks Win 2008 NCAA Tournament as Memphis Snatches Defeat from the Jaws of VictoryIn the first Final Four ever in which four number 1 seeds played for the NCAA title, the Kansas Jayhawks destroyed favored North Carolina and outlasted the Memphis Tigers to win their third NCAA basketball championship. How did the Jayhawks do it?
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Tips for Dealing with the Death of a PetWhen dealing with the loss of a beloved pet, first of all, avoid people who say things like "what's the big deal, it was only a dog". Talk with others who have had a similar experience. Making some kind of memorial to your pet is another suggestion.
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Between Barack and a Hard Place: Is the Media Being Unfair to Barack Obama?Is the mainstream media's sudden change in tone with regard to coverage of Sen. Barack Obama's quest for the Presidency anything out of the ordinary? We will discuss this issue herein.
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No. 8 Indiana Vs. No. 9 ArkansasThe Indiana Hoosiers are 1-3 in their last four games, 3-3 since interim coach Dan Dakich took over after the Kelvin Sampson telephone scandal. Never fear, Indiana, there is a team in the field of 64 that is more inconsistent than IU.
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75% of Americans Say U.S. In Recession, According to CNN PollAccording to economists, a recession is defined as a period of two or more quarters in a year in which there is a decline in the Gross Domestic Product. Nearly 3/4ths of Americans think we are there now, according to a CNN poll.