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  • Santa Copped a 'Tude
    This holiday classic from America's Favorite Garage Band, The Stools.
  • Burn After Reading Review
    Lance Norris reviews the Cohen Brother's BURN AFTER READING
  • Lakeview Terrace Review
    Lance Norris reviews Samuel L. Jackson's LAKEVIEW TERRACE
  • How to Write a Romantic Comedy Part One: Must Love Dogs
    I'm man enough to admit I like a good Romantic Comedy. SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE, CLUELESS, GROUNDHOG DAY, or WHEN HARRY MET SALLY all come to mind at the top of the list.
  • Bar Bets: Part One
    A bar bet is a wager made between two or more people while drunk. It is best not to make a habit of doing this kind of thing at the bar your normally drink in.
  • Sopranos Crime Spree
    Then there is Baby Bing, Robert Iler, who mugged someone with his buddies in New York and then got busting holding the pot.
  • Bruce WIllis: American Hero
    Apparently Willis has no problem sending young men and women down to South America to die for his ideals.
  • How to Be a Psychic: Part Four
    So your career as a phony baloney psychic is off to a swimming start. What next? Simple, pull off a miracle on stage and you'll have a show on Broadway in no time
  • David Lynch, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and Transcendental Meditation
    Lynch envisions seven "Peace Factories" set-up across the globe where he would, in his words, "house the people, feed the people, they do their meditation, and like factory workers doing their program, pumping peace for the world."
  • Look to Barnum for How to Be a Psychic
    A lot of the books on mentalism written in the past ten years are just some blow hard giving their take on age-old tricks.
  • How to Be a Psychic: Part One
    If words like �shit' upset you, pick up your thumb tip and sponge bunnies and get to the church basement where you can amuse the little fellas...
  • A Review of Spielberg's Munich
    Spielberg tries to re-examine the events around and after the hostage taking, and to his credit, tries to show both sides of the conflict. Not with equal time, mind you; but he does show both sides,
  • Eli Roth's Hostel
    New in the theatres: HOSTEL. Writer/director/local Boston boy Eli Roth is one very disturbed person. Not untalented, but totally unfocused.
  • Cheaper by the Dozen 2 Nothing Special
    Actually, there is nothing wrong with CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2, but by the same token, there is nothing right with it either. It has added nothing to our world other than giving Piper Perabo work.
  • George Clooney's Syriana a Long, Slow Ride
    SYRIANA is a rambling journey into the world of oil production, looking behind the scenes at how deals are made and broken, and the collateral damage that tends to pile up in their wake.
  • Jim Carrey Carries the Load in Fun with Dick and Jane
    Dean Parisot is the same guy that directed HOME FRIES, but don't hold that against him.
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire The Fourth Installment of the Potter Franchise
    None of the actors, teen or otherwise, are going to have to practice their Oscar speeches, but who cares. It's not that kind of movie.
  • Peter Jackson's King Kong
    Jackson's KING KONG is more that a Special Effects Popcorn Munching Blockbuster, because you can almost buy the bestial relationship between Watts and the ape (far more than you might buy the relationship between Watts and Adrien Brody character).
  • The Top Ten Movies of 2005
    I'm going to go out on a limb and make my Top Ten list before KING KONG opens because I know I'm going to like it, but I have serious doubts about Jack Black as a straight man.
  • Ten Scary Movies from Friday the 13th to Mister Frost
    Some movies have great scary moments like that moment in Bunuel's UN CHIEN ANDALOU when the razor comes across the woman's eye just as the cloud passes over the moon;
  • Frank Miller's Sin City on DVD: Wait for the Special Edition
    With four intersecting story lines, it's just enough to keep you interested: but honestly, Mickey Rourke's Marv is the star of this show...
  • Top Ten Father's Day Movies
    I have always maintained that Top Ten List are short hand for thinking, and have avoided them like George Lucas should avoid writing love scenes;
  • The Return of Casey Affleck in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
    This story begs two questions: do we really need more pictures of Brad Pitt and do we really need a western staring Casey Affleck?
  • Six Degrees of Eric Clapton (Part Two)
    Have you ever wondered how a song makes the play list at a classic rock station? There is a bad rumor going around that all of the music is picked by computers...
  • The Curse of Saturday Night Live
    After the tragic death of Phil Hartman, there are those in the media that quickly invoked the "Curse Of Saturday Night Live".
  • Six Degrees of Eric Clapton (Part One)
    Have you ever wondered how a song makes the play list at a classic rock station? There is a bad rumor going around that all of the music is picked by computers, but there's strong evidence it has everything to do with this Rock God...
  • Misguided Steve Martin to Star in Remake of The Pink Panther
    Steve Martin is not only playing Inspector Jacques Clouseau, he has written the script. What could Martin be thinking? He hasn't written anything funny for the movies since "The Man With Two Brains" and that was 23 years ago.
  • Why I Hate Will Ferrell
    An old friend made an odd remark the other day. They called Will Ferrell a �comic genius'. After I disposed of the body in a secluded area I had time for quiet reflection.
  • What is Tom Cruise Thinking?
    Who can forget a fresh faced 19 year-old Tom Cruise making his film debut in Franco Zeffirelli's ENDLESS LOVE.
  • Constant Gardener a Constant Bore
    THE CONSTANT GARDENER, is director Fernando Meirelles' follow up to CITY OF GOD, and with it Meirelles joins that elite club (along with Spike Lee and Oliver Stone) of Oscar nominated directors that can't get out of their own way.

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