Oscar Rat

Oscar Rat

Staff writer at the venerable Rat Archives, a vast repository of the history of Ratkind, proving we're cute, cuddly, intelligent, creatures.
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Master of Cheese Identification degree. Rodent Univ.

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Writing Fiction, Computers, Politics

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Never trust a two-legged rat.

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  • It's All in the Seasoning
    1/17/2009
    An innovative woman stumbles on a chance of a lifetime, with the help of a friendly rat.
  • A Rant on Pakistan and Afghanistan
    12/8/2008
    Once again, I got up this morning and fixed some coffee. I turned on soft instrumental music and sat thinking, black coffee in front of me with cigarette smoke drifting around my face in strange patterns, all conducive to deep thinking.
  • A Holy Rat
    10/24/2008
    John Ratious finds Religion, and meets Jesus Christ.
  • The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything
    10/24/2008
    Oscar Rat's observation on everything, and why rats are superior to humans. Or, why stars blink.
  • The First True Humans
    10/10/2008
    An Oscar Rat story. A true story from the venerable Rat Archives, a history of Ratkind, going back to caverat times.
  • Araneae, the Wizardess
    10/9/2008
    An Oscar Rat story. Araneae was originally a spider, happily tending her web until, with the help of a rat she read an incantation. It turned Araneae into a human,
  • The True Story of Saint Patrick
    10/9/2008
    An Oscar Rat story. This is the true story of Saint Patrick, as found in the venerable Rat Archives, a history of ratkind since long before the first humans fell out of trees and didn't have the intelligence to climb back up.
  • Claudius Rat
    10/9/2008
    An Oscar Rat story. Claudius, a janitor in Pompeii, takes time to comfort a human child that lost her parents in the eruption.
  • A Cold, Snowy, Morning
    10/9/2008
    Oscar Rat and his human buddy, Charlie, give opposing views of happenings after an unexpected snowstorm.
  • The Stinkfields and the McChips
    10/9/2008
    Yankee strangers start a feud between the Stinkfield skunks and the McChip chipmunks in the wilds of Virginia.
  • Preacher Bennie Bunny
    10/9/2008
    Benny Bunny preaches many things, including hate.
  • The Current Financial Crisis
    10/9/2008
    A simple man's view of the current crisis.
  • Rocky Rat and the Pirates
    10/9/2008
    Rocky is the only rodent detective in the Chicago Police Dept. This is one of his most famous cases.
  • Oscar Rat and Malodor Skunk Meet
    10/9/2008
    The famous rat writer finds his mate, a beautiful skunk girl.
  • Oscar Rat in Iran
    10/9/2008
    The brave rodent survives a mission to aid his country, spying on a nuclear facility.

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