Grimley Jones
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How I Became a Miami Dolphins' FanIt was 1994, the year of Ace Ventura and Forrest Gump...
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The Economy KillerA brief overview of all the bad economic news we continue to be bombarded with.
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Cheney Indicted on Charges of Organized Criminal ActivityCheney gets charged for engaging in organized crime in addition to misdemeanor assault. -
The George Constanza StrategyThis article explores the irony of human nature. We love conflict, it makes life worth living, but what about that notion of peace and comfort and a worry-free life? Well, you've come to the right link. -
Looking at Drugs Honestly is the Only Way to End Drug AbuseThis explores the ethical issue of drug laws, specifically relating to marijuana. Additionally, it looks at American culture and drug education as the reason for drug abuse. -
Is a Law Prohibiting Marijuana Ethical?For too long our country has been taking far right or far left sides in regards to debate on the legality of Marijuana. This essay explores arguments from both sides using recent studies to analyze both. -
Anderson Silva to Retire in 2009UFC Middleweight Champion and the world's pound-for-pound best MMA fighter, Anderson Silva, plans to leave the Octagon for good come 2009. -
What Does Me Getting Hit by a Car and the 2008 Financial Crisis Have in Common?Want to know the answer to the question? Read the article, enjoy, comment, share.
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Political Cults and Their Poop-On-A-Stick Sales PitchSick of politicians trying to sell you poop-on-a-stick? Answer by viewing the article or whimpering away because you got a crate of poo-on-a-stick in the garage. Your choice--and it ain't nice to choose? -
Your Annual September 11th ReminderRemember, "Never Forget". The terrorists win. Ben & Jerry's and Doritos...mmm. -
Poem: In Love with the BartenderFalling in love with the bartender. -
Obama: The Muslim?A critical look at the media's irresponsibility in regards to the rumors about Obama's religious ties. -
How Cops Waste GasA look at the ways gas in wasted as are local tax dollars. -
The Salvia ChroniclesAn allegorical examination of the psychedelic experiences of salvia, using firsthand accounts. Pass it along. -
The American Blues Movement: A Brief OverviewA brief historical and societal look at a genre of music, which has had a profound impact on music and society.
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Better Day Coming Book ReviewA review of Adam Fairclough's Better Day Coming, book on the African American struggle from 1865-present.
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The Howard Dean BYAHH! BluesThe Fall of Obama...Blood In the Water...Gloom And Uncertainty...Biden The Great Savior...Welcome to 21st Century 'Merica
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THINGS!!An overview of things. I guess how you define things is pretty much how you would take this summary of the article in question. -
The Iron Cage and the Future of AmericansAn overview of Jackson Lears article, The Iron Cage And Its Alternatives In Twentieth-Century American Thought
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Thursday in MadridExcerpt from Chasing Dreams on a Treadmill. Nuts....Cute Texan Girls...Injured Nuts....The Hash Dealer of Madrid...Nicole and the American...High Five...A Polish Girl, an English Girl, and a Frenchman...Churros, Chocolate, and Beer...So Much For That. -
Hat Day and the C*NTIt's hat day and Belbagno is out to ruin a student's day. -
The Key to Successful ImprovTips for how to achieve successful improvisation and analysis of Inspiration and Times Flow in Stephen Nachmanovitch's Free Play.
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About Last Night..A young man wakes up in a strange New York City apartment, not knowing how get there, but trying to figure out how. -
A Public Service Announcement On BlowjobsA PSA in regards to fellatio.
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The Al Anbar Awakening from the Perspective of a MarineLance Corporal Steven Hayes went to Iraq not knowing what he was getting into, but upon being dropped off at an Iraqi police station he realized things were not what he expected.
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Biography of Mark TwainThis is a biography of the great author, philosopher, and American, Mark Twain. It takes a unique look at some of the lesser known stories behind the man who was once deemed the father of American literature.
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Say "No" to the REAL ID (National ID Card)It's time to take a stand against the American government's attempts to limit personal liberties. The REAL ID is an invasive and unjust measure that will make everyday life for American citizens much more difficult.
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Three Fools and the CaptainThree young and mildly arrogant and incredibly foolish men search for bears on the bottom quarter of El Capitan while being pursued by ghosts. True story.
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Water Balloon CarwashThe story of how two teens killed time in a town that made the day drag on.
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Don't Vote. it Doesn't Matter, Right?A social commentary on American politics, culture, and random gibberish.
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Poem - Alcohol and Board GamesAlcohol and Board Games
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Are People Inherently Violent?Exploring arguments and reaching a conclusion in regards to violence in humans and primates.
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Hail to the Presidents of the United StatesIt's time to do away with the single president system. READ WHY INSIDE.
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Another Open Letter to the Miami DolphinsA few corrections in addition to a goal that the Dolphins must accomplish.
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Suicide by Natural CausesRest up, tomorrow is a big day.
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Where Were You When Pingate Struck?Barack Obama found himself in hot water as the major network news channels tore him apart over statements he made regarding American flag pins.
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An Open Letter to Wayne Huizenga and the Miami DolphinsAfter the trade of WR Chris Chambers to San Diego, I felt it was time to write a letter to the Mr. Huizenga in order to blow off some steam and hopefully, get Randy Mueller fired.
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Blues Ain't Noise PollutionThere is no descriptive overview that could probably describe this article. Your best bet is to read it and then describe it yourself in the comment box below. Story Tidbits: doubt, confidence, fertilizer, music, cops, etc.
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Enrollment Boom at Sussex County Community CollegeFor SCCC students who dread the experience of trying to park on campus, hope is not in sight-at least not yet. With a shortage of parking lots and an influx of students each semester, Sussex County Community College is currently in a state of expansion.
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To Florence by Bus and Paris by TrainAn excerpt from Chasing Dreams on a Treadmill: A Guide to Traveling Life. This is the story of a day in Florence and the train ride to Paris that followed. Enjoy and share with friends.
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The End of a Season, of a Nation, of Life as We Know ItA piece on the end....
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Why a Zombie Invasion is a MustRead why a zombie invasion would be of great benefit to the USA.
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Guided Tours of Rome and the Misery that FollowsMisadventures and expectational let downs in Rome. A first time visit to Rome leaves a lasting impression that may prevent a second visit.
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Baseball is Dead, Long Live FootballBaseball has been caught in a downward spiral and the time has come to strip it of the title it desperately clings to: American Past-Time. Football is the new sport of choice, and it's about time we start treating it that way.
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A Brief Stint at the New Jersey State FairOpening night and a storm is a brewing at the New Jersey State Fair. What an odd gathering of people, sounds, smells, and stimulation.
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Terrorism Can't Be BeatThe War on a Terror, like the War on Drugs, will prove to be a lost cause. One that will cost more economic strain and national hardship. Terrorism is simply a force that cannot be reckoned with, read why inside.
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The Saga of LengelThis is based off of John Updike's short story "A&P". It chronicles the day of the store's manager, Lengel. "A&P" can be found below the story.
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Advice for Michael VickAll-Star Quarterback Mike Vick is in hot water now, but like they say, "if you find yourself in hot water, make stew".
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Pedophiles Learn from the TruthThe Truth ad depicting a fuzzy purple creature playing with children will only inspire today's pedophile.
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Humanity is Wrong About GodThe title says it all, but to be professional we as a species are quite the creative bunch. So creative that we tried to describe the indescribable: GOD!
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Overpopulation: The Coldest Hot-Button IssueOverpopulation is a serious problem that no one wants to address. Maybe the law makers are waiting until natural resources are strained so they can increase the price. Nevertheless, the article is better than this summary.
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Down with the Baconator!!Wendy's has made a horrible decision. It is our duty to make sure it is reversed.
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The Petty States of America: Green Lawns to Brown LawnsIt might be human nature to focus on the most petty concerns, but us Americans are professionals at it. Whether it is in our personal lives or just another hot-button issue, pettiness reigns supreme.
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Salvia RealityThe tale of my first time under the influence of Salvia. Excerpt from Chasing Dreams On a Treadmill. Reader Beware.
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Today's Society: Comfortably NumbWe as a society have become comfortably numb to reality. There are various reasons as to why society has turned out this way, but this is more or less an entertaining rant that explores the topic of a numb society.
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Love Conquers All If You Need it ToThrowing fruit at street signs has never been so entertaining. That is, until an errant lemon strikes the windshield of a cop car.
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The Deceptive Natural High: Excerpt from Chasing Dreams on a TreadmillChasing Dreams on a Treadmill is the working title for a series of travel stories of a young man searching for the answers to questions that tap on the minds of all people. This is an excerpt from one of those stories. Reader beware.
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Turning Point for America: The Importance of the 2008 ElectionThe 2008 Presidential election is one that will determine whether or not America has learned from past voting mistakes. Those voting errors are the result of treating Presidential candidates more like products than potential leaders of the United States of America.
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I Fought a Bear and Kind of WonA tale of a young man's drunken encounter with a crazed bear, hell bent on ruining his night.
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May 2007 Reality CheckThe title says it all.
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Why Good and Evil Are Good Friends: Exploring the Good in Evil and the Evil in the GoodGood & evil are complimentary parts, coexisting in all aspects of humanity, society, and the world. To believe that we live in a world where good is constantly battling evil is to believe we live in a world that lacks color.
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QN #2: Say No to Seatbelt and Speeding Tickets New JerseyGovernor John Corzine and a NJ State Trooper are guilty of crimes. It is only fair that they are punished. Details inside.
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Quality Nonsense #1: A Letter to YouYou should probably read this since it is for you.
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Assessing the Nuclear ThreatA look at the modern day threat of a nuclear attack. Using comparison to the tensions of the Cold War and the aftermath that followed.
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Most Hated Family in America: A BBC Documentary on YouTubeA response to a 7 part documentary on the Westboro Baptist Church, most commonly known for their anti-gay slogans such as, "GOD HATES FAGS". *links included*
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WBC to Protest the Funerals of Virginia Tech StudentsAn article addressing the new low the Westboro Baptist Church has sunk to.
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Interview with Local New Jersey Band: CaptivesA brief but informative interview with Captives vocalist, Paul Chiesa, on the reasons for starting Captives and what Captives plans to do musically.
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Don Imus: A True American HeroA look at why Don Imus should be praised for his remarks that have sparked nationwide debates over the issue of racism and moral guidelines.
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Iran: Threat or Harmless Instigator?A look at the bi-polar policies and behavior of the Iranian government in regards to relations with Western nations.
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The Traffic BluesA short article on coping with the stress of traffic.
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Ego, Death, Religion and Human PurposeA historical and theoretical look at the human ego's role in creating religion, government and civilization. If you ever find yourself baffled by the questions that familiar voice inside your head asks, this is the article for you.
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Global LosersA short look into nations and continents that have been economic disasters for quite some time. Based on the article, Losers by David S. Landes.
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The Donkey Kicks for Iraq WithdrawalThe House and Senate recently passed a bill calling for a full troop withdrawal from Iraq. Bush gives the stink eye. Failure imminent.
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Bong Hits 4 Jesus Hits Supreme CourtA look into the repercussions of the future ruling of a case that started with a banner reading, "BONG HITS 4 JESUS".
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Cocoa Christ Causes Catty ChristiansAn opinion-based article on the cancellation of the "My Sweet Lord" exhibit as well as the basis for Christian outrage over the sculpture.
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Favorite Jimi Hendrix SongsThis is an interactive article that encourages reader participation. Comment with your favorite Jimi Hendrix songs and the reasons why you picked them.
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My Biggest SecretionEntry for the March Writing Contest, My Biggest Secret.
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Favorite Bob Dylan SongsThis is an interactive article that encourages reader participation. Comment with your favorite Bob Dylan songs and the reasons why you picked them.
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How to Use Psychoactive Drugs ResponsiblyA brief and to the point article about proper usage of psychoactive(psychedelic) drugs.
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People & ViolenceWho doesn't love watching someone get hurt? If you don't then you are some panty waste who is not truly human. And if you agree with both of the previous statements this is the article for you.
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Nigerian Oil: Bullets, Poverty and CorruptionA look into the actions of MEND and their fight against Nigerian Oil Refineries.
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Top 5 Energy DrinksA list and summary of the Top 5 Energy Drinks on the market.
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The Economics Behind Marijuana and Its IllegalityA detailed look into the politics and the economics behind the illegalization of Marijuana.
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Crenshaw McMurphy ( 2 Scenes)2 Scenes from a novel with the working title of Crenshaw McMurphy. Please provide constructive feedback.
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The Heart of Whiteness: An Analytical EssayA analytical essay of the book, The Heart of Whiteness. Why America is a White Supremacist nation.
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A Summary of Edna Bonacich & Richard P. Appelbaum's The Return of the SweatshopSummary of an essay by Edna Bonacich and Richard P. Appelbaum that chronicles the rise, the fall and the return of sweatshop conditions in America and the Global Economy.
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A Summary of Weber's Essay Class, Status, PartyA simplified explanation of Max Weber's essay Class, Status, Party.
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Gruel & Vine: The History of Beer and Wine's Relationship with HumanityA short article on beer and wine's history with mankind.
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How to Have Fun at the Grocery StoreA lead-by-example how-to guide on the key to fun at grocery stores--a keen eye among other things.
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The Hardcore Music Scene: A Phase for ManyA brief look into how people who are part of the Hardcore subculture often grow out of it. Not all, but a good portion of people.
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I Remember My First Car...Do You?An Interactive article that is meant to allow people to remember their first auto.
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The Oddest Movie Review Ever: Man of the YearA movie review, social commentary and something seemingly profound wrapped into one.
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The Tale of Slippery Jim: A New Jersey Local Legend, Drunkard and DeviantA tribute to a local legend of the small, New Jersey town Hopatcong. A bum,a drunk, a tortured soul and a man who suffered a life of ill-fate.
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Sign Shop Pete (Poem)A poem about a truly strange man.
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Grenade Strikes Back Tour - Stop #3: Mountain Creek Resort, New JerseyAn article based on a press conference at Mt. Creek Resort with Olympic Silver Medalist Snowboarder, Danny Kass, which explains the main objective of the Grenade Series and the purpose of the Grenade company.
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CD Review: Moros Eros - I Saw the Devil Last Night & Now the Sun Shines BrightA review of the Victory Records release of Moro Eros - I Saw the Devil Last Night & Now the Sun Shines Bright
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How to Avoid Getting Busted for ReeferAn example and advice to steer clear of falling into the category of a person convicted of possession of a CDS (controlled dangerous substance). This does not condone drug use, but merely offers tips to deter irresponsible use (E.g. driving under the influence)
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CD Review: Reel Big Fish & Zolof the Rock N' Roll Destroyer - Duet All Night Long (2007)CD review of the upcoming collaborative split between Reel Big Fish & Zolof the Rock n' Roll Destroyer entitled Duet All Night Long.
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Introspection Via Alcohol & TravelA short look into why sobriety makes it hard for self-reflection as well as the importance of getting away from that stagnant place called home.
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6400 Miles (chapters 1-4) Into the Heart of AmericaThe first 4 chapters in the story of a young man's first road trip across the United States.
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How Traveling Changed My LifeWhy travel is a great and therapuetic experience.
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Hope: Mankind's Greatest IllusionSocial commentary on how humanity is full of illusionists and how hope is mankind's greatest illusion. Focuses on Generation Y (those born from 1986-1992)
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Trump vs. Rosie: A Celeb Feud That Got Too Much AttentionA commentary on the pitiful feud between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell
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America & the Common ColdA social commentary on how America has become afflicted by the common cold - metaphorically speaking.
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The Drain That Swallowed: A FableA Short, humorous fable.
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European Travel: A Personal GuideA day in Pompeii, drinking in the Roman countryside, the battle with Autogrill, Paulo the bus driving hero...and more
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Traveling To Europe: A Personal GuidePart 1 in a series of 3 that chronicles a young man's account of his first trip through Europe. Sleep depraved, chemically altered and sarcastic is the best way to describe this.
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Welcome to the Crossroads of the 21st CenturyA social commentary calling for a rebirth of American culture and attitude.
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The Street PharmacistA look into how drug dealers use math just like other acceptable jobs :)
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Cognac Education: A Day in the Life of a Drunk Community College StudentHenry Shift, a community college student, figures the day of classes should be seen through inebriated eyes.
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Borat: Cultural Learnings of AmericaA review of the movie Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan