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My Gym is Full of Fat People!Every New Year's Day, millions of Americans make a New Year resolution to lose all the weight that they've been packing on through the holidays. Many of those people.... -
10 Superstars and What to Get Them for ChristmasIt's Christmas time, and unless you're a terrorist (or you already celebrated Hanukkah) you're probably out buying presents for the people you love. Well don't forget those superstar athletes you live and die for. -
Bad Waiter, Worse CustomerCommon courtesy and manners have been all but forgotten by the majority of people that choose to dine out. Let's hope they have the courage to read this. -
Tiger Woods Loses the Respect of MillionsWhile Tiger Woods continues his sexual infidelity rehabilitation program, he decided to offend the rest of America by hanging out backstage at a local Nickleback concert in Florida.
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MLB Players Union Loves SocialismThe Florida Marlins have been scolded for years for carrying a payroll that more closely resembles what Charles Barkley loses in a weekend at Cesar's Palace than a pro baseball teams financial statement. -
Memphis Beats Clippers After Bogus Fire Alarm StuntNow I'm not saying Marc Gasol pulled the fire alarm himself or anything, but this smells fishier than a Jersey Shore bikini contest. -
The Tiger Woods Apology W/ Bonus Translation by FTRsports.ComThe much covered Tiger Woods drama gained momentum today when Tiger issued a public apology. Here's the entire apology with added FTRsports translation for your entertainment.
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FTRsports Week 14 Power RankingsLineup changes had some impact on our predictions this week especially in Arizona when Kurt Warner returned to the lineup to bring down the red hot Minnesota Vikings while Matt Leinart returned to his rightful spot on the bench.
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335 Days After Being Laid OffAt 27 years old, unmarried, no mortgage, and my only dependents being a couple of Boston Terriers, being slapped in the face with Unemployment isn't the end of the world. -
Social Networking is Ruining Traditional MediaSocial networking has become the new media power. But who controls it? And who is responsible for what is ultimately produced. -
FTRsports.Com Is Sports Blog GreatnessThe mention of sports, invokes a sense of masculinity. Sports news, however, invokes a sense of nerdity. FTRsports.com intends to shove those dorks aside and become the "Prom King" of sports humor blogging. -
Man-Review: 'Twilight'The tween sensation Twilight vaults awkwardly from award winning book to big screen barf.
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Loan Modification Info Everyone Should KnowWith the mortgage industry in shambles Loan Modification companies can be sinners and saints. -
The Frustrations of Unpaid Holiday LeaveAs companies try to cut costs heading into the end of the year, many American workers are being slapped with unpaid extra days of vacation during the break. -
75th Anniversary of the Ratification of Prohibition LawsIn 1933 Congress ratified the 21st Ammendment, making it once again legal to booze in the U.S.. -
Sunday School Teacher Arrested for Topless TextA Texas Sunday school teacher was arrested Tuesday for sending a topless photo of herself to a 14-year-old boy she met in Sunday school.
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Lifesaving Tips for Craigslist UsersCraigslist is a wealth of information, if you know how to apply it. -
Worst Christmas Gifts for Obama SupportersThere are millions of Obama supporters out there so there are probably a few on your Christmas shopping list. Here's what not to get them.
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How to Avoid Being a Jerk: Part IIBeing in a rush is no excuse for being a Jerk.
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How to Save Money on Christmas GiftsJust because it's Christmas doesn't mean everyone deserves a gift.
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How to Not Be an Annoying JerkEver wonder why people avoid you, flip you the bird on the freeway, or just plain dislike you?
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A List of the Top 500 Keyword Searches on the Internet Reveals Mass StupidityThis article discusses some of the most commonly searched for terms on Google and how that reflects on our society.
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Rights, Privileges and DemandsThe tangling of what is ours by right and what is ours by privilege has led our country into legal battles and social debate forever, but who is to say what you deserve and what you'd be lucky to have?
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Thank You Obama SupportersFist and foremost, I want to congratulate all the Obama supporters who worked so diligently this campaign season to get their man elected.
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Staggering Number of Parents Abandoning Teenagers at Nebraska HospitalsOutrageous stories of parents from around the country bringing their kids to Nebraska hospitals to abandon them.
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Top Ten Ways to Become a Better DriverA quickly compiled list of ways you can reduce road rage, and probably save your life.
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My First Impression of First Lady-Elect Michelle ObamaA brief look at the next First Lady of The United States of America.
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Polling PainsThe daunting task of motivating my peers to take an interest in politics this year has thoroughly drained me.
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Barack Obama's Thanksgiving PoemWith Thanksgiving approaching Barack Obama wants to give thanks to his millions of supporters by writing this poem.
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The Myth of Political Bias in American MediaIn the midst of one of the most heated Presidential election races in our lifetimes, the buzz among many Americans is that Conservatives don't get a fair shake in America's major media outlets.
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Top 10 Reasons Not to Vote for ObamaWith only a few weeks left to decide who to vote for in the presidential election, I've compiled the Top 10 reasons not to choose Sen. Barack Obama.
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Sox Upend Rays in a Game 5 ThrillerDown 7-0 with 9 outs remaining the infamous Boston Red Sox dug their cleats in just a bit further, and unleashed a relentless onslaught of offensive prowess to shock the Tampa Bay Rays 8-7 in game 5 of the 2008 ALCS.
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"Hey Obama! What About Me?!"A satirical look at campaign promises.
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Strike 3! Take a Seat McCain!The 3rd and final Presidential debate of the 2008 campaign was a resounding disappointment for all of America.
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New World PoliticsThis year's Presidential campaign has introduced what I consider to be the future of American Politics. With the emergence of Obama and Palin in the spotlight, say goodbye to the political norms.