Bob Bartelby
Bob Bartelby is a 40 year old liberal gutocrat who doesn't shy away from telling it as he sees it. He lives with his wife and family of two children, 3 dogs, and 8 cats. He's currently in the throes of writing a book titled "Criminally Myopic: Why America is Falling Behind."
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Republics are better than Democracies, because their purpose is to protect the minority from the majority.Favorites
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Beck Unleashes Sexist Tirade at Fallon for What Bachmann Called a 'Sexist' Song ChoiceGlenn Beck thought a sexist tirade against a comedian over what Michele Bachmann says was a sexist joke was a good idea. What an idiot!
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Gov. Brown Wrong About University President PayGovernor Brown is wining about the salary paid to SDSU's new President. The governor is wrong.Also published on:
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Grapes of Wrath: Debt Default Could Mean Civil WarDefaulting on entitlements if we fail to raise the debt ceiling won't just bring financial calamity, but a national uprising as well. We're a powder keg looking for a spark. This one might be it.Also published on:
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James Frey's Bisexual, Alcoholic Christ on His Way to the Silver ScreenControversial Author James Frey's newest book "The Final Testament of the Holy Bible" is headed to the silver screen. Good for you Big Jim!
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Sarah Palin Suspends Tour for Jury DutySarah Palin is stopping her tour for jury duty, giving this writer ample material to spend a few minutes mocking her. Why do people take this woman seriously?
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Libya a Litmus Test for Leadership, as Proved by Kerry, McCainIn the absence of clear leadership on Libya, the Senate's big Johns, Kerry and McCain, have stepped to the plate to do what the country wouldn't allow in the White House: They lead.Also published on:
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Gore Blasts Obama on Climate Change, Misses Bigger PictureAl Gore is blasting President Obama for failing to lead on climate change, but would have gotten further by addressing the president's overall lack of leadership.Also published on:
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How to Patch Gouges and Holes in Block WallsYour block wall got a hole or gouge. It's unsightly and threatens the integrity of the wall. Here's how you patch it:
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Top 5 Deadliest Creatures for Humans in the United StatesSnakes, Spiders, mountain lions, and bears. Oh my! This article examines the top 5 deadliest creatures to humans in the U.S.A and reveals the most deadly creature in the world. Take a look. -
Replacing Individual Blocks in the Middle of a Block WallBlocks in block walls never seem to break on the ends. It's always got to be the center. Short of taking the whole wall down and starting over, a lot of do-it-yourselfers feel hopeless to do anything about it. This article tells you how to fix it.
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How to Repair Cracks in ConcreteCracks in concrete if left untreated can develop into larger problems that become expensive fast. Here's a quick tutorial on how to repair cracks in concrete fast. It's a task easy enough for the do-it-yourself handyman to get right on the first try. -
How to Build Formless Concrete Piers for Fence or Decking PostsWhile some people still dig pressure treated lumber right into the earth when building decks and fences, smart do-it-yourselfers use concrete & metal post bases. Some use pre-made forms, but they are an unnecessary extravagance. Formless piers will work
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How to Lay Masonry BlockMasonry blocks aren't just for building book cases in your college dorm. You can actually build really great walls with them. Here's how you do it:
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Top 5 Misconceptions About the BibleMost people have bought into misconceptions about the Bible without ever having actually read it. This article clears up 5 of the most common of those misconceptions. Take a look. -
5 Tips for Using a Hammer ProperlyThere is more to using a hammer properly than simply hitting a nail on its head. Here are 5 common problems and solutions gathered by learning how to use a hammer properly.
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5 Benefits of Being ImmortalLife seems so short. What, after all, is 80 years of eternity? Imagine if you were immortal. How would that change you? This article examines 5 benefits of being immortal and then suggests that we try it. Take a look. -
Doomsday Prophet Seeks 15 More Minutes of FameJust when you thought Doomsday prophet, Harold Camping was yesterday's joke, he's invented new math that explains why the rapture didn't take place over the weekend. See what he's saying now: -
5 Television Shows that Still Worked After Losing Major CharactersWith the announcement that Ashton Kutcher is replacing Charlie Sheen on 2 1/2 men, viewers are left wondering if the show will go on. Here are 5 shows that defied the odds and made it work when major characters moved on to other things:
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5 Facts About the Pledge of AllegianceWe all know the pledge of Allegiance, but what we don't know about its history could serve to open our eyes to the possibility of America a land where meaning matters more than rote. Take a look.
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5 Suggestions to Help You Choose Groomsmen GiftsSelecting gifts for your groomsmen can be a difficult business. This article suggests 5 things to consider when you choose gifts for the most important guys you know. Have fun! -
5 Interesting Facts About TarantulasTarantulas strike fear into the hearts of many...and love into the hearts of a few. The stuff of lore and speculation, maybe these spiders are getting a bad reputation for no more reason than their size. Take a look. -
M*A*S*H Trivia- 5 Facts About Corporal Radar O'ReillyIt would be hard to argue that any character other than Hawkeye on M*A*S*H was more adored and loved than the pint sized company clerk, Corporal Radar O'Reilly. Here are 5 interesting things about the character and the man who played him.
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M*A*S*H Trivia- 5 Facts that Don't Add Up About Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" PierceHawkeye Pierce is the only character to appear in every episode of the television series M*A*S*H. He is also the lead character in both the novel and the movie. Any franchise that large is sure to come with inconsistencies. Here are 5 about Hawkeye.
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5 Types of Kitchen CountertopsCountertops are arguably the most often used surfaces in your home. When choosing a replacement countertop it's smart to become acquainted with your options. Here is some information on the 5 most common sorts of home countertops. -
5 Ways to Improve Your Chances of Winning the Lottery:Nearly everyone dreams of winning the lottery. Here are some suggestions to help you improve your odds of winning. Good Luck! -
How to Build a Tile Kitchen Counter from ScratchBuilding a tile counter from scratch is not for the feint of heart, but for a decent home handyman it can be a point of pride for a job well done. Take a look: -
5 Wedding Alternatives for Bubbles, Rice, or BirdseedBubbles, rice, and birdseed have been the tradition at weddings for longer than we can remember. Here are 5 fun alternatives to add a special twist to your special day. Enjoy.
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5 Products Doomed to the Wastebasket of HistoryDon't get too attached to that new TV. It's going to be useless soon. This article is about 5 products you can expect to see in landfills rather than on store shelves just 10 short years from now. Take a look. -
Canning Tomatoes Without a Pressure CannerIdeally, pressure canning is the best way to go when canning tomatoes, but it is possible to can tomatoes safely without one. This article explains how. -
How to Pick Up and Maintain a Healthy Amount of Body FatSome people have as much trouble putting weight on as taking it off. The information in this article should help.
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5 Easy Ways for Freelance Writers to Become More Productive:Freelance writers are faced with unique challenges that demand unique solutions. Here are some easy things that you can do to be more productive in your freelance writing career. -
How to Fight a Custody AgreementFighting custody agreements is a tricky but sometimes necessary process. Here are some things you will want to keep in mind when you decide to fight your agreement.
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5 Reasons Why Ron Paul is Fun to WatchRon Paul has made a name for himself standing in the face of power and demanding the government to be accountable for its actions. He's thrown his hat into the race for President 3 times and bred a son who now serves in the Congress. Read more! -
Was America Founded as a Christian NationThis article examines the absurdity of the notion that American could be both free and founded as a Christian nation.
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Freedom MarchFreedom is ever expanding, and if we don't hold fast to the principle of freedom, great injustice is sure to follow
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Why the 22nd Amendment Should Be RepealedThe 22nd Amendment of the Constitution is a plague on both our houses, both Democrat and Republican, and we should repeal that albatross before it does us any more harm.
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Smaller Government- the G.O.P. MythThis article uncovers the lies Republicans tell to shop for your vote. Don't let them do it.
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Reparations for EmancipationEmancipation was as bad or worse in some ways for former slaves than slavery. Shouldn't someone pay for that?
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An Open Letter to Young Black AmericansThis article talks about the real issues faced by African Americans living today. -
The Skinny on the Effects of the Low Calorie Sweetener AspartameAspartame has a bad reputation with health nuts, quick to tell you about the poison you are ingesting when you take your life into your own hands by drinking diet cola. Here are the true effects of Aspartame.
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The Break Up LetterPresident Obama is a really great guy, but he's just not the guy we thought we were getting. This is a break up letter
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They Were Once Called Heretics: Joan D'ArcThis is part one of a 100 part series about 100 people who were once upon a time reviled as heretics, but who history has exonerated to the annals of greatness. First up; Joan d'Arc
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They Were Once Called Heretics (part 2)This is part 2 of a 100 part series about 100 people who were once upon a time reviled as heretics, but who history has exonerated to the annals of greatness. Next up; Marguerite Porete
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Weddings Are Easy, but Marriage Takes WorkWith a failure rate of 60% marriage has proven itself less than the sanctified institution that it was once upon a time. Here are some tips for keeping your marriage strong. -
Censorship Wins on American IdolKrystal Bowersox was forced to change the words of an Alanis Morrisette song while singing with Alanis Morrisette. I thing that is total bullpens!
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North Korea is Playing with FireNorth Korea is deliberately testing the resolve of South Korea and the United States. I say we hit them hard, fast, continuously, and now!
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5 Ways to Stop Floors from SqueakingThe sound of a floor squeaking is among the most annoying sounds a house can make. Thankfully, in most cases, you can stop the squeaks altogether. Here's how:
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How to Build Sound-Proof WallsHow do they build those sound-proof rooms? here are some great ways to deaden sound when building an in-home office, recording studio or teen room:
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The Bible Cannot Logically Serve to Defend the Claims of Christians that it is "God's Infallible Word"Some claim that the Bible offers proof of its inspiration and infallibility. I say it not only does not, but cannot. Take a look:
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Man Charged for Posting Video of a Traffic Stop by a Plain Clothes OfficerA man in Maryland has been charged under a Maryland law requiring dual consent for recording.
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What You Need to Know when Building a Hen CoopHen coops come in all shapes and sizes. Here's what you need to know if you are planning on building one.
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Redefining the F-WordThe words we typically think of when we thing of cursing are not necessarily the words that are actually bad or harmful to our society. This article is a frank examination of what words truly are harmful to society in the new millennium.
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Basics of a World of Warcraft 5 Man InstanceThis article is all you need to know about dungeon roles in the online game "World of Warcraft" by Blizzard Entertainment
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Replacing a Rotted or Damaged Porch ColumnThis is a tutorial for the extreme do-it-yourselfer. Generally speaking, I would say, "don't try this at home," but in case you need to, here's what you need to know.
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Procedures for Removing a Hat BandThe article was written as a joke to make fun of a title offering by ***** Studios. I knew they would reject it, but I'm glad I wrote it anyhow.
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How to Write Disturbing Scenes that Stories Sometimes RequireThis article is about what to keep in mind when faced with writing a scene that readers will find disturbing.
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Should You Use Profanity when Writing Fiction?This article is all about the importance of telling the truth when writing fiction, and how to do it.
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The Art of Fiction Writing Vs. The Craft of Fiction WritingArtists who fail to learn their craft are worse than crafters without art. Here's why both are so vital to great fiction:
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Writing 101: Employing the 5 SensesWriting is as much craft as art. Here are some important things to consider when employing the craft of story telling
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Three Things You Should Do If You Seek to Self-Publish a BookAre you considering self-publishing? Read this article first!
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Basilica of San Domenico SienaOne of the coolest places to visit while in Italy
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About Car AccidentsDriving is serious business, and car accidents that kill can be avoided by keeping a few things in mind when behind the wheel.
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A Brief History of NeoclassicismNeoclassicism is an art style that shows no signs of letting up. Take a look
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Analysis of Dulce Et Decorum Est by Wilfred OwenThis is an analysis of one of the most famous war poems ever written.
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Analysis of President Barrack Obama's Inaugural SpeechThis article explains why it was impossible for Barrack Obama's 2009 inaugural speech to have achieved greatness among American speeches.
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Booster CablesThis article explains the safe use of Booster Cables
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About the World of Warcraft Blacksmithing ProfessionThis article is a must-read for anyone considering taking blacksmith as one of their professions in World of Warcraft
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A Possible Compromise for Healthcare ReformHealth care solutions are a dime a dozen. Here's one way of doing it:
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Sticking Points in the Healthcare DebateHere are the real issues surrounding why health care has been so hard to pass.
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Respect the Presidency or Else Get Out of AmericaThis hard hitting article pulls no punches. If we don't respect the institutions to which we elect fallible men, then all is lost!
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John Hughes Interpreted the "X" in Generation X.John Speed made the movies that defined a generation. For that we thank him. His legacy is ingrained in our culture.
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8 College Chic Decorating Uses and Ideas for Plastic Milk CratesThis comical article in it's simplicity is a useful tool for would be college students, and a trip down memory lane for those of us that have lived it. Enjoy!
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How to Treat a Tanning Bed BurnSunburns and tanning bed burns are horribly painful. here are some tips for finding relief.
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The Pros and Cons of the United States "Going Green"This article examines the positive and negative effects of choosing to go green as a nation.
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3 Unique Ideas for Sales PromotionsThis article gives three ideas off of the beaten path for increasing sales during your next promotion.
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3 Reasons eBook Readers Should Be Part of Every EducationThis article asserts that eBooks are a vibrant part of updating our educational system while simultaneously cutting costs and distributing knowledge faster than ever before.
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eReaders: The Next Big Wave in LiteracyThis article takes a look at the benefits of eReaders over conventional "bark books."
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Leadership and the ArmyThis article talks about the importance of leadership in winning wars. Take a look.
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Why I Want to Be a TeacherThis tongue-in-cheek article uses sarcastic humor to make some poignant observations about teaching. Take a look, but be prepared to laugh!
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Choosing the Right Food for Your CatThis article discusses feline care in relation to the food you feed. This article is a "must read" for all caregivers of cats.
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Choosing the Right Food for Your DogChoosing dog food is easy, once you know what to look for. This article explains.
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The Childless Father of MannerismThis article tells the history of one of the most famous artists in history. Can you guess who he is before the article reveals it?
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Shut Up!This short story is for the flash fiction contest. Enjoy it, and think of it next time you knock on a door!
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Determining the Best Blacksmithing Gear in World of WarcraftOur natural inclination when competing is to try to attain the best gear. Often, though that is not as easy as one might initially assume. This is an article about finding the best Blacksmithing gear in World of Warcraft.
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How to Keep Healthy If You Find Yourself HomelessHomelessness is a current or upcoming reality for many Americans. If you find yourself homeless, here are some things you will want to do to maintain your health, and your opportunities.
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How to Help Others with Regenerating DonationsGiving to organizations that regenerate your donations is a great way to help change the world. Here's what you need to know!
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Barak Obama is the Only Hero in the RaceJohn McCain's war service was not heroic. Barak Obama is the only hero in the race! Read before you rant! -
Have Fun in Victoria British ColumbiaVictoria, BC Canada is a world class city among world class cities. Here's what you need to do to have fun in Victoria on your next visit. -
Breaking into Your Car with a Slim JimWe've all seen locksmiths break into cars with a Slim Jim. Here's how the whole process works for the home user. -
Take Care of Your Hands to Enhance Your Love LifeWomen notice men's hands, but the average man has no clue how to properly maintain his hands in a way that will drive his woman wild. Here are some tips: -
World of Warcraft: How to Play Your Lower Level Druid in Warsong GulchPlaying a druid in a battleground requires strategy, because nearly everyone can kill you. This article tells you how your Druid can be the hero of Warsong Gulch. -
Fiction Writing: What Aspiring Novelists Should Know About the CraftLearning to write fiction is more than just sitting down to write.There is a craft to learn. Here's what happens when you ignore than fact and simply go for it.
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Why Christians Should Hang Out in Inner City Gay BarsChristians, should either drop the label, or else go hang out in an inner city gay bar. Here's why.
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Great Expectations: Can Barack Obama Live Up to the Hype?Senator Barack Obama is the presumptive nominee of the Democratic Party, and likely to win the Presidency of the United States. He is no doubt a man of charisma. Can he parlay that into leadership of the world's most powerful nation?
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Micro Farming: America's Next Big Growth IndustryWith rising fuel costs, runaway inflation, and the high cost and shortages of food, micro farming is the next big growth industry. Take a look:
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Step Parenting 101: Parenting Privileges Without Parenting RightsAn overview of the most important things a new Step-parent should know -
Hillary Clinton Should Keep RunningHillary Clinton won't win the Democratic nomination, but it's important that she keep running. Here's why: -
What I Will Do when I Have Ten Million DollarsSoon iwill be getting 10 million dollars. Since I know it's coming, here is my action plan. What will you do when you get 10 million dollars?
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Things to Consider when Buying a Used CarThe cost of driving a brand new car may not be worth it. You may want to, as I did, consider an old beater when you next dare to purchase a "new "car.
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How Valid is Your Horoscope?Some people swear by horsoscopes. Others swear at them. Here are some thoughts on horoscopes and their place in your life.
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Keys to a Successful Themed WeddingThemed weddings can be fun, tasteful, elegant, and memorable. Here are some things to keep in mind if you choose a themed wedding for your nuptials.
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Senator Craig is the Victim of Homophobia!Senator Larry Craig is in trouble for supposedly soliciting gay sex. Is the issue that treatens to derail his career, the fact that he pleaded guilty? Or does it say something ugly about homophobia in our society?
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What Neither Side Wants You to Know About the 2008 Presidential RaceEverything happening regarding the next election right now is a big smoke screen for what's really happening. Take a look:
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Pedophilia; The Hidden IllnessRecently a man in California has been demonized in the media for admitting that he wants to have sex with little girls. I don't think we should demonize him. I applaud his honesty and wish our society would allow openess to prevail. read more before you judge me!
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Repairing a Crumbling Bridge InfrastructureOver the past few days alot of ado has been made about the failure of the department transportation in how they have maintained our bridges and other infrastructure, but no one is talking yet about money. I am.
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The Six Degrees of Osama Bin LadenThey say that everybody can be connected to everyone else by six degrees. That started me thinking....
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Enhance Your Pothead VocabularyA short lesson on the language of pot speak. Enjoy! -
How American Christians Should Respond to Same Sex MarriageIn this article, I examine the Same sex Marriage issue from both the standpoint of an American, and from what I see of what the Christian Bible as the priorties of the Christian faith. I expect some will call me a heretic. I can live with that. -
What the Government Won't Tell Us About SudanThe speculation as to why the United States has not intervened in Sudan runs the gamut between a lack of desireable resources and the color of the Sudanese people. This article explains the truth about why the United States has not involved itself in the Sudan... -
The Resurrection of Alfred NobelDid you know that the Nobel Peace Prize was created as the result of a mistaken obituary? Take a look. -
How to Write a Sex SceneWriting an effective and realistic sex scene that titilates readers without going so far as to make it pornographic is one of the toughest parts of writing. Here are some thoughts on the subject.
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The War on X-MasThe world doesn't need a bunch of phonies whose best effort to put Christ in Christmas revolves around what phrase we use. The world needs Christians to Truly put the Christ in Christmas. Are you up for the call?
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An Argument for the Existence of GodThis isn't about the Christian God or Muslim God, or Krisha gods, or any specific God, but about God, the concept. I hope it leads to higher thought.
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How to Get in Shape Without ExercisingHave you been meaning to get in shape, but never can seem to find the time? You have seen the infomercials that show you how you can change your life in just 15 miinutes per day. Forget all that. I have the answer you are looking for! -
Top Ten Gift Ideas for the Woman You LoveListen up gentlemen. If you do, it could be the difference between ending the year with a bang or ending the year with a fizzle. It's up to you. Get it right this year! -
How to Be a Successful Serial KillerYou have been "dissecting" the neighbors' pets for years, and you are ready to step it up, but you are nervous. You are afraid you might get caught, and never earn the title "serial". Well buck up lil; camper. Here's all you need to know (satire)