Jack Sampson

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  • 5 Hot Investments by 2017
    If the future was easy to predict, we'd all be millionaires. There's no crystal ball or magic formula, but here are 5 investments that in roughly 10 years will have you saying "why didn't I think of that?"
  • Canadian-Style Health Care Coming to America?
    Is it the solution we've all been waiting for?
  • America's Socialist Fate in 2008
    As Hillary Clinton inches closer to the White House, individual responsibility in America draws its last dying breath. Anyone fooled by the "Progressive" label already has Hillary's brand of socialism etched into their hearts.
  • Jihad at Trolley Square
    On a cold Monday night in Salt Lake, Sulejman Talovic killed 5 people in a shooting spree at the upscale Trolley Square. There happens to be one very important detail that the main stream media has seen fit to omit.
  • How "American Idol" Destroys America
    "American Idol" teaches impressionable kids a terrible lesson. It makes us feel good about ourselves, in the most sickening and despicable way.
  • Why I Love Wal-Mart and You Should Too
    About two years ago I watched a documentary about Wal-Mart and was convinced, like many others, that Wal-Mart is bad for America. Since then I have blossomed from my green pod of ignorance to see that Wal-Mart is not only good for me, it's good for you.
  • Bush's "Big Lie": The Irony of Deja Vu
    An analysis of "the big lie." You thought it was unprecedented. You thought that no time in America's history had we heard such a thing. You were wrong. History wants to remind you of something, do you have the desire to remember?
  • Men: The Culprits of Feminism
    Feminism is simply a failed substitute for the position men have relinquished through selfishness, laziness, and a desperately vacant respect for women. Women don't really want to act like men, they just want someone to do it.
  • Jerry Bruckheimer is to Entertainment as McDonalds is to Food
    When it comes to film and TV, no one is less creative and more successful than Jerry Bruckheimer. He is the king of "fast-food" entertainment. Is there a chance that completely unintelligent, hackneyed, and delusive entertainment might be clogging the arteries of our brain?
  • Diary of an Airline Customer Service Agent: Part Two
    If you've seen the show Airline, you might enjoy this article. But I don't know for sure, because I never wanted to watch it. Anyway, this is part two and is another selection of actual customer complaints to the airlines. . .
  • Manning's Last Stand
    Already being the called the biggest game in Indianapolis sports history, Manning and the Colts will have yet another chance to break the curse of Belichick, Brady, and the Patriots.
  • Why Razor Ads Are so Funny
    According to Ralph Kinney's article "Razor Wars" in 1998: "The MACH3 represents a quantum leap in shaving technology and performance. . . it is the most significant men's shaving advance since the launch of the first twin blade razor"
  • Another Forgotten American Forefather: Benjamin Rush
    In his time, Benjamin Rush was considered one of America's three most influential people along with George Washington, and Benjamin Franklin. This short article reminds us of a great American textbook writer no longer in any American textbook.
  • Liberals Say the Darndest Things!
    Quotes that'll make you laugh, cry, squirm, or just get mad. But there's no denying, liberals say the darndest things!
  • Diary of an Airline Customer Service Agent: Part One
    This diary includes stumpers like: "Does "one way" mean there and back?" and other actual questions compiled primarily by an (unnamed to protect the innocent) airline associate. Part one includes primarily questions, part two will include situations.
  • Florida Vacation for Cheapskates
    Taking a look at my Tightwad-to-English dictionary, the words "Florida Vacation" translates as "Yeah right." But I may have discovered a glitch in the system that might translate into "happy wife AND happy wallet."
  • How to Remember a Name
    You'd love to remember names better, and save yourself the occasional embarrassment, but you just can't help it; you're bad with names. The fact is, nothing could be farther from the truth.
  • Global Warming: A Lot of Hot Air
    Meteorologists have been the brunt of jokes for years because they can’t accurately forecast tomorrow’s weather, but we are taking their 100-year predictions as biblical fact.

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