Meditations With Jason
After three non-platinum rap albums Jason turns his creative faculties towards writing. He is currently working on a compilation of works entitled "Meditations With Jason: A Collection of Ramblings". Jason's prose style is well polished and descriptive. His approach to writing is very unique and humorous.
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I Will Not SeekA story of one man who realizes that seeking isn't very important at all.
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Horses: A PoemA humorous short poem about horses.
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What to Expect When Putting a Pet to SleepA memoir of putting my dog to sleep.
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All Praise Be to AllahWhat you can learn from a flower.
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Inside the Weirdo's LairA story of a wrestling match.
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What Religion Should I Choose?I had the same question so I did some research.
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Twenty Items or Less?My recent adventure in the check out line. How do you feel about the rule?
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What 'Chu Talkin' Bout TwitchellA disagreement with James Twitchell's thoughts on consumerism.
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The Addictive VirusThere are many problems with addiction in this country. Over 12 million are excessive drinkers when it comes to alcohol consumption. 60 million are addicted the the scourge of the planet known as tobacco.
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My Life with DepersonalizationMy trials and tribulations with depersonalization and things I have implemented to enjoy a better life.
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VictoryJust a little poem. Based on feelings.
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Leave Tiger Alone!Tiger should be allowed to cheat on his wife. He's a freaking golf prodigy!
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What to Expect with a ColonoscopyI wrote this so those of you nervous or anxious about your upcoming colonoscopy will feel not so nervous. -
An Interview with SantaAn interview with the one and only Santa. Secrets revealed here!
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Unique Christmas Gift IdeasDon't know what to get your loved ones? Here are few ideas that you NEVER thought of.
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Why I Don't VoteHere's why I won't be voting in the 2008 Election.
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UFC 81 QUICK Results Lesnar/Mir... Noguiera/SylviaResults from the Feb 2nd event.
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Barack Hussein Obama is the Anti-Christ, Hillary Clinton Has a Penis, and Other Random ThoughtsYou are what you are and I say what I say.
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WWE Hall of Famer the Fabulous Moolah Passes AwayLillian Ellison, better known as The Fabulous Moolah passed away last night in Columbia, SC at the age of 84. Moolah is known as a WWE Hall of Famer and the longest reigning champion in the history of professional wrestling. -
Dog the Bounty Hunter Gets Caught Saying the Word "Nigger"Any of this just seem ridiculous? -
Keeping Up with the Kardashian's...Here's Hoping Reality TV is on It's DeathbedWonder when that Kardashian/Hilton tape is coming out? -
California Wildfires? Quit Being a SoCal WussbagMany people have come up with the idea of hell on Earth. Just maybe, California is hell. You guys do have those massive fires that sweep over many acres. -
Unique and Controversial Halloween Costume IdeasIn this article you may find some controversial costume ideas, but hey, it's all in fun right? Or is it? I do not encourage actually using any of these costumes...except for GG Allin; if you do that one send me some video. -
My Best Halloween Costume Ever - Nikita KoloffI've been a lot of things on Halloween. A vampire, Batman, a woman. But I have to say my best costume was when I dressed up as my favorite professional wrestler "The Russian Nightmare" Nikita Koloff. -
Unique Halloween Costume IdeasHalloween, a time for dressing up and trick or treating, or going to parties. I'm sure people are tired of seeing the witch, sexy cop, Spiderman and the like, so here are a few options for your costume this go around. -
Dear Britney...I know times have been tough lately. The rehab, then leaving rehab, then back to rehab, then leaving rehab, then back to rehab. -
Respect the JanitorWe had a big pie-eating contest at the middle school one year. There was the big kid who was the favorite that noone really liked, I kind of took to the kid. After about halfway through seven or so pies it was trouble time. The kid started to puke. And that -
Interview with Wrestling Mind Bill BehrensOne of my favorites was a guy dressed up as the Predator like the alien in the movie, trained by Adrian Street
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Voices of the HomelessEarlier you told me about your friend "Lucas" who drank urine for money one time. Why would he do that? -
The Uber-Awesome Reginald Vanderhoff Speaks!Was Tommi Feathers the stiffest transvestite in the indies? -
The White Rapper Show Offends MeThe fat girl Persia isn't even white. Her name is Persia, which denotes something not white. -
This Man Dislikes the RetardedWe could use retards in the military. If we sent a gaggle (proper term for a large group of tards) of retards over to Iraq and told them that the enemy had candy and toys, candy and toys that they stole from them. -
Damn You Web Cam Tramps!Why don't you girls get a real job like me? I write on this website and try to get people to help me transfer my money from Zimbabwe since I am a Prince there. -
The Awesomest Wrestling Show Ever, and "Krazy K" Kirby MackHe did a balcony dive on the first show he worked for me. When Matt saw the tape, even though there were A.J. Styles and some other guys who I was very high on at the show, his comment was "What about the kid who did the dive. That was some awesome shit."
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OMEGA Wrestling.....and WrestlingFrom a show standpoint, it had to be the Hardyz v. Serial Thrillaz (Shane Helms & Mike Maverick) match on January 29, 1999. Many people have called it the best indy match of that decade.
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Burning Your Own Crap in IraqOnce we got to our new post (BIAP, Baghdad International Airport) the first thing we thought of was getting somewhere to sleep and wash our asses.
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IED's and PTSD: Interview with an Iraq War VetAn old missile tip under a bag with a detonation cord. Nowadays they are removing pieces of the road at nighttime, placing the bombs and refilling the road for the new morning...
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Dead Body Removal:Interview with an Iraq War VetFirst we sorted the bodies, tried to get any names to identify the bodies and then had a Muslim cleric to do their prayer thingy.
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He Drank Urine? Interviews with the HomelessMy man Lucas drank pee, a whole quart of piss outta King Cobra bottle for $15 one time.
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While in Iraq, Your Girlfriend Will Hook Up With a Random GuySince then I have only seen Gloria once. She has gained weight and her baby looks ugly. I win.
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Interview with One of the OMEGA Wrestling Founders Thomas SimpsonYou formed OMEGA with Matt and Jeff Hardy. Why was OMEGA created? Matt didn't have the resources to continue running New Frontier Wrestling Association.
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Interview with the Greatest Ring Announcer Ever....And It's Not Michael BufferTo me, my favorite thus far has been getting to announce for Anarchy. I rode down with Blake to Hardcore Hell 2005 and it blew me away.
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Interview with the Wrestling Ring Announcer Who Trained to Wrestle DonkeysWhen I was in high school, I worked at a grocery store that also employed the famous WWC star "Waffle House Ron." We would bullshit around about wrestling and he mentioned that he knew a guy named Brodie who trained people to become wrestlers.
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How to Not Get a JobToday, with an abundance of jobs out there, instead of getting a job I will tell you how not to get one. I know what you are saying, not getting a job, that's easy, all you have to do is lay around. Not so,
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How to Become a Professional WrestlerAnyone can be a pro-wrestler, they can get trained by some bum and then wrestle. This article will be how to become a good wrestler.
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Anna Nicole Smith is Dead-Whats Next?On one hand she's lucky, now she doesn't have to sit here on Earth mourning the loss of her son. Then on the other end she doesn't get to experience raising a daughter either.
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A Soldiers ThoughtsOn my way out I would not take too much shit from people. Well I saw a 1SG (E-8) messing with one of my soldiers and sawing some very racist comments about him being native american.
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Interview with a Mooching Mommas BoyYou would be surprised. On the outside my lifestyle may not seem that great, but it is the perfect life.
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While in AmsterdamMy first trip to McDonald's took a little while. I order my food, I get my food, then the Dutch kid says something so me.
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In Amsterdam, with No MapThe only things open were a couple of porn shops so of course I went in. Weird porn there, women with eels, snakes, fish, whatever you can think of.
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Catching a MouseI despise a mouse. To quote a great philosopher, "I hate those meeses to pieces."
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Punching Celebrities in the FaceI never realized how much celebrities make me sick until I just watched ten minutes of Entertainment Tonight. First you have Miss USA Tara Connors.
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Promoting a Wrestling ShowAn effective low-budget way of promoting your show is through flyers. Anywhere you see a window you should stop inside the business to see if you can put one up, or at the very least leave some on their counter.
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Learning Tae Kwon DoI took Tae Kwon Do years and years ago. I thought I would be the Karate Kid in a few weeks or so, but Tae Kwon takes much longer to practice, and master.
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My Interview with an Emo KidMH: Now you're quoting Michael Jackson? What is with this Emo movement? When will it end?
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The Beginning to the Pursuit of HappinessReally, what others think of you have no bearing. What you think of yourself is what matters.
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Running a Wrestling Promotion and Some More StoriesLoyalty from my talent, fans, and family. I try to listen to the paying customers and give them the best I can with a low budget. Keep it clean and old school.
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Starting an Independent Wrestling PromotionChart your course. Do you want to try and do a big show and possibly blow your whole load on one event?
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Booking a Wrestling ShowNow you have a venue, a ring, and a date for the event. It's time for the most important part, booking the talent.
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How to Start Your Own Wrestling PromotionThe main thing to realize is that if you are starting your own wrestling promotion thinking you will get rich, chances are you are in for a rude awakening. There are very few promotions that actually make money.
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The Strip Club DreamAt one point the most cracked out black stripper I have ever seen walks out on stage. She was at least 45 with a pencil thin mustache.
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Smoking the Best Weed in AmsterdamI took a look to my left across the way and noticed a coffee shop. Found the red light district as well when a black hooker tried to talk a friend into some sex for money, calling him Biggy.
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Interview with an Aspiring MMA FighterMister Hutto: You are an aspiring Mixed Martial Arts fighter. I take it you have a martial arts background?
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ECW Isn't Extreme AnymoreWhat did you expect when you heard ECW was coming back? I expected some semblance of the old ECW. Some of the old stars, language, that ECW attitude.
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Feeling Blue?Feeling blue? Why is that? I believe I have an idea.
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The WWE RAW BrandIf you listen to the "smart" wrestling fans, or smarks, you would believe WWE is the worst wrestling promotion that has ever existed. However that is far from the truth.
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Smackdown Vs. Raw 2007I traded in Guitar Hero 2 for Smackdown Vs. Raw 2007. One plus with that trade is my feet will not swell from standing up for hours and rocking out.
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It's Time for Sex : Three Positions for Your EnjoymentThrough various excursions of sex-capades that would make Ron Jeremy blush I bring to you, some of my favorite positions, straight from the Kama Sutra. One position you should be quite familiar with, the other two just may be some new ones to add to your repertoire.
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On the Way to AmsterdamAs a young pothead in 1999 I had one major thing to look forward to, and that was the Cannabis Cup held in Amsterdam, Holland. This would be my first trip on a plane and just getting there is a story in itself, thus, this travel story.
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How to Quit SmokingFor smokers, quitting can be the hardest thing one can do in life. I smoked for eight years, I have quit now for two years.
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TNA Wrestling, the Good, and the BadKurt Angle going to TNA had me interested for awhile. Watching Angle debut in TNA gave me chill bumps and his wrestling style fit's the TNA brand, his feud with Samoa Joe is good, but already I tire of big marquee matches between the two.
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Crime Blotter, Why Are People so Silly?A local man was found in a hobby store naked. The man had his pants around his ankles, passed out, with a handful of furry buttons.
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Have You Seen These Movies? Four Classics You Must WatchThe Karate Kid is a classic. The story of the new kid in town being bullied by the Cobra Kai until a Japanese man takes the kid under his wing.
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Sexual Positions of the Kama-SutraIn this article I discuss several sexual positions from the Indian lovemaking style called the Kama-Sutra. Including pros and cons and play by play analysis.
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Interview with a Local FruitcakeThe Lord has called me Jason, that is what I am here for. If I can change one person's view on abortion, then I have done my job. But I will not stop there, I am a soldier for what is right.
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Wrestling Training and Stories from the RoadThey surround us and make us lay on the hot pavement face down with our hands behind our back. They go through our bags and my van. Turns out we were in a bank parking lot and the bank had called the police as soon as Buck put his mask on.
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Oprah Winfrey Should Go Out with Michael Richards in New York CityThe two would meet up in New York City, where Richards will be performing on Broadway for the debut of "Boogie Nights Live" playing the role of Scotty. From there Oprah decides it's time to take Richards to a very nice place, Apollo Theatre in Harlem.
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WWE New Years Revolution PPV PredictionsNew Years Revolution is the first pay-per view of the year. It doesn't have the Elimination Chamber, but what it does have is alot of competitive matches. Viewers have great things to look forward to in this Raw brand event.
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Interview with Wrestler Chief Jay EagleWhen I was in Junior High my Dad was in a hunting club in Laurens, South Carolina with Wahoo McDaniel. He gave Dad some tickets and the family went to Greenville.
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Donald Trump Defeats Rosie O DonnellOn tonights, WWE RAW, Donald Trump defeated Rosie O Donnell in a wrestling match.
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Senior Citizens"Cobwebs" Wilford Brimley rides a horse
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Karate Kid Haiku"Homage to Miyagi" I'm the best around Let's go to Golf N Stuff man
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Talladega Nights HaikuTalladega Nights Thank you lil baby Jesus
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Why Are Good Things Bad?That's a question I often find asking myself. I used to enjoy smoking cigarettes, I have been nicotine-sober for two years now.
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Hungry HaikuI am hungry now