Johnny Truant
Johnny Truant is a twice-decorated veteran of the zombie wars who boasted 214 kills in that conflict before scholars ruled that zombies are already dead and that heroes like Johnny were merely being redundant.
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How Not to Speak GermanA humorous overview of the author's experiences learning college German -- including how to say "pistol-whip" and "David Bowie's hairdo," and pondering if killing all of the campus commuters is an acceptable price to pay for a Taco Bell.
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Christmas Time is Constipated Santa TimeThe ups, downs, and maulings of that great Christmas favorite, Constipated Santa. -
Christmas is GayIf you're not supposed to say "That's gay" when something is lame, and if gay used to mean happy, what does it really mean when we "don we now our gay apparel?" Christmas is most definitely gay.