Carl Funkhouser
I am a Georgia Native but have traveled widely. I have had ups and downs in my life like most people. I always remember this quote from the musical Oklahoma:
"I don't say I'm no better than anybody else,
but I'll be darned if I ain't just as good!"
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"I don't say I'm no better than anybody else,
but I'll be darned if I ain't just as good!"
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Publishing a Kindle Book with AmazonPublishing on Kindle through Amazon is easy to do and lets anyone be an author.
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Review of Brita Faucet Filtration SystemI recently purchased a Brita Faucet Filtration System and want to give you a review. It offers many features that make it an improvement over bottled water. It is even better than the Brita pitcher we have. Only the price and weak stream are drawbacks.
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Review of Perfect Fit ButtonPerfect Fit Button will let you wear your pants longer and helps during weight changes.
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Palmetto Carriage Works Tours in South CarolinaPalmetto Carriage Works Tours gives a great tour of Charleston, SC.
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Review of Cahill's Market & Chicken Kitchen in Bluffton, South CarolinaCahill's Market & Chicken Kitchen in Bluffton, South Carolina is a great place to eat.
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Swipe Umbrella Wipe is Now BrellaBuddySwipe Umbrella Wipe is now BrellaBuddy due to trademark law. -
Swipe Umbrella Wipe ReviewSwipe Umbrella Wipe is a cotton sleeve that fits over and dries your umbrella.
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Review of McDonough Radiator & Auto Electric in McDonough, GeorgiaMcDonough Radiator & Auto Electric in McDonough Georgia does a good job fixing your car.
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Get Rid of XP Internet SecurityXP Internet Security is a fake anti-virus program. Here is how to get rid of it.
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Review of the Chamberlain WA2000 Wireless Motion Alert SystemThe Chamberlain Wireless Motion Alert System has problems.
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Review of ProFlowers.ComProFlowers.com sends fresh flowers at a moderate price.
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Review of China Wok in Locust Grove, GeorgiaThe China Wok at 2666 Highway 155 South in Locust Grove Georgia brings oriental food to the area.
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Review of Crest WhitestripsCrest Whitestrips are cheap and work well.
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What Conan O'Brien is Doing NowWhat former host Conan O'Brien is Doing.
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Review of McGhin's Southern Pit Bar-B-Que in Griffin, GeorgiaMcGhin's Southern Pit Bar-B-Que at 2964 North Expressway in Griffin Georgia is a great place to take your family for barbeque.
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Breathe Right Nasal Strips - Product ReviewBreathe Right Nasal Strips don't work that well.
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New Winter Olympic GamesHere are some new Winter Olympic games that might be coming soon.
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Review of the Eleventh Street Dockside Restaurant in Port Royal, South CarolinaThe Eleventh Street Dockside Restaurant is at 1699 11th Street in Port Royal, South Carolina and offers great seafood.
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Review of Shane's Rib Shack in McDonough, GeorgiaShane's Rib Shack at 2136 Highway 155 North in McDonough, Georgia lets you pig big.
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Review of Tiffany's Soul Food in Locust Grove, GeorgiaTiffany's Soul Food in Locust Grove, Georgia has great comfort food.
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Review of Padres Mexican Restaurant in Locust Grove, GeorgiaPadres Mexican Restaurant at 2879 Hampton-Locust Grove Rd in Locust Grove, GA has great service and good food.
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Review of the Black and Decker Electromate 400A review of the Black and Decker Electromate 400.
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Review of the Norelco 7310 ShaverThe Norelco 7310 Shaver has its good and bad attributes.
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Bathroom Spray Review: Glade Sense and SprayGlade Sense and Spray is high tech bathroom spray.
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A Review of Consolidated Gold Mines in Dahlonega, GeorgiaConsolidated Gold Mines in Dahlonega, Georgia is a working mine where you can see how a mine operates and learn about mining.
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Outlaws Woodfire Steak and Seafood in McDonough, Georgia: ReviewOutlaws Woodfire Steak and Seafood in McDonough, Georgia has great food for a special occasion.
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Ten Things to Do If You Are Out of WorkMy thoughts on what to do if you are out of work.
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Things Overheard when Obama was on LettermanThings overheard when Obama was on David Lettereman
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Review of All Automotive Repair in McDonough, GeorgiaAll Automotive Repair is an expensive but good repair center.
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Review of AFLAC Cancer Center Egleston in Atlanta, GeorgiaAflac Cancer centers of Atlanta offer the best care for pediatric cancer in the region.
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A Review of Jimmy's Steak & Seafood in Locust Grove, GeorgiaJimmy's Steak & Seafood offers quality food at a fair price.
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Review: Remington WDF 1250 Cordless ShaverThe Remington WDF 1250 Shaver works for a man as well as a woman.
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Things Overheard at Beer SummitThings that were overheard at the beer summit.
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Review of Boondocks Restaurant on Saint Helena Island, South CarolinaBoondocks in South Carolina is a great place for seafood.
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Shirts N Jeans in Locust Grove, Georgia: ReviewShirts N Jeans is an inexpensive store in Henry County, Georgia with quality merchandise.
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Ten Slogans for Sara Palin in 2012Sara Palin might be running for president. Here are ten proposed slogans for her.
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Review of Raid Double Control Ant BaitsRaid Double Control Ant Baits kill the the ants and the queen in a week.
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Topsy Turvey Planter ReviewThe Topsy Turvey is a great concept with some drawbacks.
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Ten Signs You Watch Too Much TVTen signs you watch too much TV.
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Save Money on Your Car Paint JobI used Rustoleum Crystal Clear Enamel to replace the flaking top coat and it looks good for five dollars a can!
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Obama Health TaxesA humorous look at proposed Obama health taxes. It's a brave new world.
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Proposed Names of Terrorist Restaurant in BermudaProposed names for the new terrorist restaurant in Bermuda.
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Why David Letterman Hates Sarah PalinTop ten reasons why David Letterman Hates Sarah Palin.
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How to Handle a BullyHow not to be picked on in school and stand up to bullies.
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Review of the Newman Wetlands Center in Hampton, GeorgiaThe Newman Wetlands Center in Hampton, Georgia, is a free attraction with a wide variety of wild life in a natural setting.
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Ten Features of the Obama Health PlanTen humorous features of Obamas health plan.
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A Tour of the Godfrey Hunt Home in Madison, GeorgiaA review of the Godfrey-Hunt home at 568 Academy Street in Madison Georgia.
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Secrets Obama Learned when He Became PresidentTen secrets Barack Obama learned when he became president. The hidden information only a president knows.
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Review of La Parilla Restaurant in McDonough GeorgiaThis is a review of La Parilla Mexican Resaurant in McDonough Georgia.
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Review of Coleman's Camper's Utensil SetColeman's Campers Utensil Set is a well made spoon, knife, can opener, and fork combo.
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Canceled White House Photo OpsCanceled White House photo ops.
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Things that Happen While We Watch TVTen things that happen while we watch tv.
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Ten Ways to Save the PlanetTen ways to save the planet.
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Signs You Are at a Bad Mexican RestaurantTen signs you are at a bad Mexican Restaurant -
How to Know a TV Cook Can't CookTen ways to know a TV cook can't cook. -
What the Earth Wants for Earth DayTen things the earth wants for earth day. -
Ten Things Miss USA Can Not SayThere are some things Miss USA can not say. Here they are. -
Ten Secrets of Animal StarsThe possible secrets of animal stars revealed at last. -
Ten Signs You Are Getting Older-humorSigns you are getting older-humor. -
OBAMA REVEALS GUANTANAMO TORTURE METHODSBarack Obama is cleaning up the stain left by the Bush administration. Here are new torture methods his team has discovered. -
Sean Penn and Hugo Chavez Welcome ObamaSean Penn and Hugo Chavez welcome Barack Obama to South America. -
Obama in Mexico Biden Lost in ScrantonJoe Biden has escaped from the White House and is heading to Katie's diner. The secret service is tracking him down. -
Obama Causes Chaos at Nursing HomeObama speech about trains, hard times and drugs causes chaos and confusion at nursing home. -
Groups on Homeland Security Watch ListTop 10 groups on Homeland Security watch list. -
Protesters Clash at Tea PartyTea party protesters clash with the left in New York rally.
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Dr. Parker, a Great Dentist in Griffin, GeorgiaDr. Edward Parker is an inexpensive and competent dentist in Griffin Georgia. -
Barack Obama Outrages American DogsBarack Obama's choice of a foreign dog has outraged American canines as dog outsourcing. -
Top Ten Sayings of Modern PiratesSayings of modern pirates.
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Toribios Mexican Grill and Bar ReviewToribios Mexican Grill and Bar has the best atmosphere, food and service of any Mexican restaurant in McDonough, Georgia. -
Obama Uses Teleprompter ContactsAn April Fool's Day story: A reporter discovers Obama uses teleprompter contacts. It explains many things.
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Review of the Biltmore House Tour in Ashville, North CarolinaThe Biltmore House tour is boring and costs too much.
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Radio Shack MD-981 Keyboard ReviewThe Radio Shack MD-981 Keyboard has full sized keys and one hundred tones and rhythms. It is good for the beginner or expert musician.
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Come to Doug's Mugs Coffee Shop in Locust Grove, GeorgiaDoug's Mugs Coffee Shop offers a wide variety of coffee in a comfortable surrounding.
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Visit East Main Collectibles in Hampton, GeorgiaEast Main Collectibles in Hampton, Georgia is the only place for antiques in town. They have quality items at a fair price.
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Review of Baby Jane's Home Cooking in McDonough, GeorgiaBaby Jane's Home Cooking is an excellent buffet in McDonough, Georgia featuring southern food.
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Ryobi Tiller ReviewThe Ryobi Tiller is well made and durable. It performs well but has hard to find parts.
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Review of Urine B GoneUrine B Gone gets rid of the smell of urine and can save you from an embarrassing situation.
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Wedding Tips for the Best ManMy brother just got married and I picked up some handy tips for people planning or attending one. I know that everyone has there own list so I have tried to make this interesting.
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Graduation Speech 2009This is speech to graduates in 2009 telling them what to expect in the world of tomorrow.
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Kitchen Gourmet Electrical Hand Blender ReviewThe Kitchen Gourmet Electrical Hand Blender is almost as powerful as a regular mixer and it is portable.
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Premier Tailor Keeps Your Pants UpPremier Tailor is a rubber belt with ridges that you wear below your regular belt. It flattens your shirts and holds your pants up.
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Come to the Georgian Terrace for Your EventThe Georgian Terrace is a hotel in Atlanta Georgia. It is an excellent venue for parties. They have a professional staff to serve you.
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Review of the Gopher Pick Up & Reaching ToolThe Gopher Pick Up & Reaching Tool let's you reach and manipulate small items with ease. It is inexpensive and well made.
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Visit Nash Farm Battlefield in Hampton, GeorgiaNash Farm in Hampton Georgia is a good place to learn about the last desperate days of the South during the Civil War.
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Be Happy to Live in America TodayYou should be happy to live in America today because we are the greatest nation on earth. If you are on the planet it is the best place to live for a variety of reasons.
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The Henry Players Bring Broadway to South Georgia: Theater in GeorgiaThe Henry Players is a local theater group in Henry County Georgia. They produce quality performances of mainstream plays and musicals while providing a creative outlet to local citizens.
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Visit the Little White House in Warm Springs, GeorgiaThe Little White House in Warm Springs, Georgia is a time capsule for the presidency of FDR. You can see how he lived and learn his values.
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A Review of Davinci's Pizza in McDonough, GeorgiaDavinci's Pizza offers great Italian food in large portions at a fair price.
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How to Drop Off the GridJust as we built bunkers in the cold war we need economic bunkers for this new economy.
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Eyes of the Storm Part TwoDon stops short of killing himself when a young woman comes to him for aid. The killer is back and he has a job to do.
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Prediction of America's FutureThe future of America is obvious. We need to face our challenges and deal with them.
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Review of Uncle Sam's American Bar & Grill in McDonough, GeorgiaUncle Salm's American Bar & Grill offers a wide variety off food and entertainment.
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Visit Homosassa Springs in North Florida: Sealife and ManateesHomosassa Springs in north Florida is the year-long home of manatees. You can come and see them as well as other exotic wildlife.
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Review of the Georgia AquariumThe Georgia Aquarium has numerous species of fish to study in a pressure filled atmosphere.
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Review of Yoga Body Resistance BandYoga Body Resistance Bands are strong rubber and able to give you a real workout. They only weigh a few pounds and can take the place of bulky free weights.
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How to Empty the Sewage on an RVAn RV is great to have but the sewage is hard to empty.
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Review of the Mall of Georgia in Buford GeorgiaThe Mall of Georgia has everything you would want, a food court and a theater.
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A Tour of the Mayfield Plant in Braselton GeorgiaMayfield offers a free tour of its Braselton Plant. The plant is clean and the workers are friendly.
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College Survival TipsThese are some college survival tips I learned from more than four years in school.
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A Trip to Harrah's Cherokee Casino in North CarolinaHarrah's Casino in North Carolina gives a taste of big time gambling in a pleasant surrounding.
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Saddle Up at Horsetown in Henry County, GeorgiaHorsetown in Henry County, Georgia has a wide selection of gear for real and urban cowboys.
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Review of Fresh Air Barbecue in Jackson, GeorgiaFresh Air Barbecue in Jackson, Georgia has award winning food and is a cultural landmark.
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Review of Fix-a-Flat by PennzoilFix-a-Flat by Pennzoil is a simple yet effective product that does what it says. Your car will be up and rolling and you won't have to call a tow truck.
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Bell Book and Candle, McDonough, GeorigaBell Book and Candle in McDonough, Georiga sells used books at low prices.
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Make Your Own Brick WallHow to make your own brick wall using concrete and a wooden form.
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Eyes of the Storm- Part OneA retired police chief waits to die in a coming hurricane only to discover he still has a reason to live.
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Review of the S&S CafeteriaThe S&S Cafteria chain offers the best in this style of eating. The food and decor are excellent.
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Review of the Electrolux Pronto 2-in-1The Electrolux Pronto vacuum is two functional cordless vacuums in one.
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Men's Fashion Don'tsFashion mistakes that I have made and paid for.
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Tubing TipsMy ten tips for safe tubing.
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Kendrick House, Hampton, Georgia: Restaurant ReviewThe Kendrick House offers a wide variety of food for a low price.
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Kingwood Resort, Clayton, Georgia: ReviewA review of Kingwood Resort, where they filmed the film Deliverance.
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Review of the Museum of Aviation in Warner Robins, GeorgiaThe Museum of Aviation has many planes but needs a guide.
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Dragon Point and Speak ReviewThe Dragon Point and Speak speech recognition program works but has bugs.
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Use Pepper Spray for ProtectionWhy I believe pepper spray is the best means of personal protection.
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Sand Trap in Hampton Georgia: Restaurant ReviewThe Sand Trap is a local restaurant with great food at a great price with atmosphere for free.
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Fix Your Shovel: No More Hurt FeetA simple way to take the pain out of using a shovel.
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Survive the WinterMy ten tips for surviving the winter.
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How to Handle Getting FiredLessons I've learned on how to cope with getting fired.
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How to Win a Singing ContestHere are ten tips I have learned about winning contests.
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ATP Pipe Leak Kit ReviewThe ATP Leak Kit is easy to use and effective but needs to be handled carefully.
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Problems with APEX Digital TVEight major problems I found with the APEX Digital TV converter.
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How to Repair Walmart Rimless GlassesHow I fixed a $300 dollar pair of glasses that Walmart wouldn't for under five dollars.
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Review of Melears Barbecue in Fayetteville GeorgiaMelears serves old-style southern barbecue at a good price.
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D.O.C. Denture Repair Kit ReviewThis article offers a review of the DOC Denture Repair Kit with my added experience.
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DenTek Fixes FillingsDenTek is the best product I have found to replace a missing filling.
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Knife Sharpening TricksAll you need to know to sharpen a knife.
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Alli Works, If You Have the MoneyAlli is a diet aide that works but has side effects.
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Time Savers for the LazyTen time savers for the lazy.
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Shark Sweeper Vaccuum ReviewThis article outlines the good and the bad qualities of the Shark Sweeper.
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Visit Peachtree Peddlers Flea Market in Stockbridge GeorgiaPeachtree Peddlers in Stockbridge Georgia offers deals and atmosphere.
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How to Make a KnifeThis article explains how to make a knife using a file, fire and a hammer.
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Restaurant Review: The VarsityThe Varsity is a historic and delicious place to eat.
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Clobetasol as a Psoriasis TreatmentClobetasol is an inexpensive treatment for psoriasis.
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Driveway Patrol Wireless Motion Detector ReviewWhat I have learned about the Driveway Patrol monitoring system.
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Conservative Top Ten 2/2/09A fresh Conservative top ten.
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How to Make a Speech: It's Easier Than it LooksSpeech making is easy if you are not scared to try.
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Mighty Putty ReviewMighty Putty doesn't live up to its claims.
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Easy Piano ChordsHere is an easy method of playing piano chords for the beginner.
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Conservative Top Ten 1/28/09Top ten for this date.
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Cheap Teeth WhiteningA good way to whiten your teeth.
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How to Tour Savannah by TrolleyOglethorpe Tours are an inexpensive way to see Savannah.
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Review of Fisher Space PenA history and review of the Fisher Space Pen.
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Black History MonthSome thoughts on black history month.
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Love PoemA love poem.
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Roses Are DeadA love poem.
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Using Windows' System RestoreSystem Restore is a Windows program that can make your computer function again.
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Making Money with Vending MachinesVending machines seemed to fit my need. I would place them around town and gather the money. Well, it didn't work out that way.
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Combat Roach Gel ReviewCombat Roach Gel is the best product I have found to get rid of these pests.
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Play BingoI always thought playing Bingo was a boring activity for old people. But I was wrong.
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Goodbye PsoriasisThe medicine Enbrel has helped treat my psoriasis.
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Ten Ways to Save MoneyWays I have found to save money.
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Treasure Hunt in AmericaSearch for America's hidden treasure.
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My Trip to Ossabaw IslandOssabaw island is located off the coast of Georgia near Savannah. It is wild, a nature preserve of the state.
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Dog TalkA woman shoots her dog after he tells her he is going to bite her.
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The Key to Midnight ReviewReview of this Dean Koontz book.
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Fast Food FactsI have worked at many different jobs but I admit most have been in food service. A first job at the local hamburger joint is not uncommon but I have more than my fair share. Here's what I have learned.
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Magic LevitationHow to levitate a small object.
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Make a Ring from a CoinThis article explains how to make a ring from a coin.
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Reprime a WellThis article explains how to reprime a well.
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Learn How to Play Music by EarDid you ever want to learn to play music by ear?

