Joe E. Holman
Movies, movies, and more movies. You'd think I'd be full of the popcorn and Dr. Pepper by now!
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Numerous college hours, graduate of Southwest Biblical Institute.Interests
Writing, atheism, cold weather, hot and spicy foods, the natural sciences, whiskey, playing Chess, 80s/90s music, and sculpting.Motto
The ability to write well comes with the ability to describe the sum of the human experience.Affiliations
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Movie Review: Due Date (2010)Due Date is not a dud, but it's certainly no Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
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Documentary Review: Best Worst Movie (2009/2010 DVD)Troll 2, the world's worst movie, brings you Best Worst Movie!
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Movie Review: Saw 3-D (2010)The supremely bloody end to a bled-dry series bereft of its once great value.
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Movie Review: Paranormal Activity II (2010)It passes because it does mainly one thing well.
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Movie Review: Red (2010)The star-packed and quietly comical writing built onto superb characters make this one a winner!
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Documentary Review: 2012: Time for Change (2010)Mandatory viewing for anyone anxious to get involved in green efforts, or simply anyone who wants to learn more about the 2012 controversy.
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Movie Review: Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010)Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole is a "hoot" of a grand title for a movie a little bit too grand for its own good.
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Movie Review: The Town (2010)An excellent movie about bank robbers directed by Ben Affleck that is sure to win him some much-needed respect.
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Movie Review: Devil (2010)A surprisingly dovetailed story that almost proves its worth.
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Movie Review: The Switch (2010)With more spirited and lucid writing, it could have made a far more entertaining and worthy viewing experience than the hopelessly mediocre one that it is.
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Movie Review: Machete (2010)Un-toppably tasteless, with undying debauchery--and that, friends, is exactly the way it was supposed to be!
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Movie Review: The Last Exorcism (2010)What we end up with is not a de-conversion story or a conversion story, or a testament to the occult or the supernatural. What we have is a once-suspenseful mess that took the wrong path.
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Movie Review: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)The spacey, low-grade humor will appeal mostly to those in an altered state of mind, with it being what could be called a trendy flop or a silly bore to non-fans of the graphic novel.
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Movie Review: The Expendables (2010)It's not going to take home any awards, but The Expendables is a great end-of-summer "shoot '˜em up" that deserves a few accolades.
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Movie Review: Shooting April (2010)Powerfully acted and boldly believable, Shooting April is a more than memorable thriller and stands side by side with some of the best films of the year.
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Movie Review: Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010)The Revenge of Kitty Galore sequel is an unneeded one that, if it had to be made, should well have gone straight to DVD.
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Movie Review: Inception (2010)While Inception is a stunning creation and one of the best films of the year, it comes up a little short with regard to emotion and relevance to its audience.
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Movie Review: The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)An exciting, if unremarkable, summer family movie.
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Movie Review: The Last Airbender (2010)A textbook definition example of a grandiosely bad movie.
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Movie Review: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)In cutting down on the emotional exploitation and adding more maturity to the pallet, it goes much further towards being a fantastic movie of its type. B+
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Movie Review: Predators (2010)Predators is a noisy, ego-driven, low-functioning sci-fi addition to a series that already gave what it had to give.
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Movie Review: Grown Ups (2010)Grown-Ups gives us approximately 15% solid laughs, 35% blatant repulsiveness, and 50% weak slapstick that does us no favors.
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Movie Review: Knight and Day (2010)An over-inflated action-comedy for women and hopeless romantics.
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Movie Review: Toy Story 3 (2010)Should have been rated PG instead of G for the intense terror in this nicely animated nightmare.
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Alphonso Bow (2010)Nut Bucket Films gives us a peaks-and-valleys comedy that is seldom "laugh out loud" funny, though surprisingly effective at fighting off that expected sense of boredom
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Movie Review: Splice (2010)An incredible film with focus on the human cloning debate, Splice is the best Sci-fi film since last year's District 9.
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Movie Review: The Karate Kid (2010)A pointless remake that, while entertaining, is awash in stereotypes and dated ideas.
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Movie Review: The A-Team (2010)The movie captures every bit of the entrée ingenuity you came to expect in the TV series, but with extra servings of loud, shaky, and explosive.
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Movie Review: MacGruber (2010)90 minutes of "put down" comedy in one of the most insane, stupid, and funny movies of the year.
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Movie Review: Furry Vengeance (2010)A part of me wants to believe that the writers had to know how bad this was and the pain it would inflict on viewing audiences, but I know better.
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Movie Review: Robin Hood (2010)With a big story but little heart, it is a long and boring 131 minutes.
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Movie Review: The Human Centipede (2009/2010)THE most disturbing film ever made! -
Movie Review: Iron Man 2 (2010)An extraordinary sequel to an extraordinary comic book film.
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Movie Review: The Living Wake (2007/2010)A love-it-or-hate-it film, inexplicably incoherent, but creatively inspiring as a look at the meaning of human accomplishment.
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Movie Review: The Back-up Plan (2010)This gets the rare rating of 0 stars!
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Movie Review: Kick-Ass (2010)This is a monstrosity, a117-minute contradiction that kicks superheroes in the teeth and looks halfway good doing so.
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Movie Review: The Wolfman (2010)The Wolfman is not a bad re-creation in the old lycanthropic spirit that saturated Wolfman of generations gone by, but it will not sail into the harbor of history as an iconic film.
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Movie Review: Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)One of the funniest, profanely entertaining, nostalgically satisfying movies I have seen in quite some time.
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Movie Review: Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?A rather laborious-to-believe and melodramatic ending only moderately detracts from Perry's success in creating an animal that is like few in the cinematic kingdom.
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Movie Review: The Bounty Hunter (2010)The Bounty Hunter offers no one anything they really want...least of all romance, chemistry, or wit.
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Movie Review: She's Out of My League (2010)A spontaneous, fast-paced, and funny film where no one ever feels like they're being filmed.
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Movie Review: The Final (2010)Lazily directed and acted, but who can deny the primal entertainment value?
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Movie Review: Brooklyn's Finest (2010)A very problematic police drama about three New York cops.
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Movie Review: The Crazies (2010)An imperfect but compelling movie, with a more or less fresh take on zombie madness.
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Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning ThiefPJ is quite a show-off, a well-stirred mix of creativity, action, and low-grade humor for a youthful crowd. It boasts great special affects and extravagant action...and damnit, it's informative!
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Movie Review: Extraordinary Measures (2010)Based on the book "The Cure" by Geeta Anand, there is something to be said for Extraordinary Measures. It is not a scintilla less than a potent tearjerker, but it isn't much more than that either.
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Movie Review: Easier with Practice (2009, DVD 2010)Easier with Practice stars Brian Geraghty in a sensational tale about loneliness, eroticism, and the search for companionship.
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Movie Review: From Paris with Love (2010)A wild and unprincipled action flick with a paper-thin plot and a reckless disregard for substance.
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Movie Review: Legion (2010)This supernatural suck-fest is as badly done as a dumbest criminals contest.
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Movie Title: Edge of Darkness (2010)Neither the story, nor a part of it is novel, but when not caught up in its congested plot, burdened down with details that drive a hard bargain for believability, it offers a mild to moderate payoff as a touching drama and entertaining picture.
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Movie Review: Tooth Fairy (2010)Schmaltzy and unsatisfying, there won't be too many waiting in line for this meal.
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Movie Review: The Spy Next Door (2010)The Spy Next Door is an endearing story wrapped in an awfully-packaged movie.
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Movie Review: Leap Year (2010)Leap Year stars Amy Adams and Matthew Goode in a reaching romantic comedy that comes a day late and a dollar short.
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Review of 44 Inch Chest (2010)A meaty and substantial movie about mean and misogynistic men.
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Year-end Review: The Best and Worst Movies of 2009In a year of movie mediocrity, it's time to meet the extremes!
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A Review of Avatar (2009)Avatar is visually, artistically, and emotionally rich, making it a fair cap-off of a hit in a year with mostly mediocre movies.
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A Review of the Blindside (2009)Barring stereotypes and cookie cutter characters, The Blindside is a powerful and excellent family film.
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Review of Ninja Assassin (2009)Sadly, the nice choreography and seriousness with which it sets out to entertain is a near-total loss.
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Review of Before I Self Destruct (2009)Before I Self Destruct may not cut it as a workable street drama, but it doesn't exactly fail either.
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A Review of the Twilight Saga: New MoonIncredible for a supernatural teen vampire romance thriller.
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A Review of 2012Who knew the apocalypse could be this boring?
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The Nightmare Before a Christmas CarolThis chesty recreation of A Christmas Carol hits every high mark except the important ones.
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Daddy Doesn't Sleep with Secretaries, but He's a Terrible Liar!While dark and interesting, The Stepfather lacks focus and credibility.
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Surrender, If NecessaryCouples Retreat could have gone somewhere, but due to bad writing, was a terrible flop.
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...A Thousand Paranormal WordsWell, it sure is scary!
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Bite Your Mom. Then Go PlayThe creativity and characterization behind Where the Wild Things Are may be brilliant, but the audience for this film is rather hard to identify.
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The System Must Pay!Though not well written or well acted, Law Abiding Citizen is an entrancing and gory revenge flick.
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Aliens. Adventure. Ice Cream SandwichesI'll Believe You is a likable and smile-worthy Sci-fi comedy, and as a film, does manage to maintain orbit.
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Budget Suites of America: What Every Non-Smoker Should Know About Extended Stay HotelsMy experience staying with Budget Suites of America is an example of what can happen in poorly run hotels that have no restrictions on smoking.
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FlawdorumDespite a good core story, Pandorum feels like a video game-turned-movie, with pacing issues and poor development.
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The Cure for Zombie Apocalypse-itusWhere can I go to get sensible "the world has gone to hell" entertainment? Glad you asked. Try Zombieland.
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2009 Has a Nights in Rodanthe!A ferocious fumble of a film.
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If the Occult Had a Teenaged DaughterJennifer's Body, though lagging behind in the fear and horror departments, is well written and cleverly satisfying.
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Partly Cloudy in Not so Great Film LandSurrogates is entertaining, but is on shaky ground in terms of writing and script quality.
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Bring the Liquid PaperSlow, weak, and unmotivated, Whiteout will be "whited out" of some resumes in times to come.
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Not Hungry for Theta PieIt's nothing more than I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
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One Serving of Gluttony, Two of ImaginationThe beauty of creativity is what sets Cloudy With a Chance for Meatballs apart as an outrageously entertaining film.
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Mediocrity Wins This RoundVisually captivating but cold and superficial, this one is average at best.
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Forget Madea. Remember the DramaUnless crosses line every wall in your house, I've got ten to one odds that you'll find it as difficult to watch as I did.
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That Syrupy Silver LiningThough not hysterical, we have before us an amusing and appealing satire dealing largely with blue-collar life.
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I Say "Game Over!"Thin-plotted as an infant's crown, Gamer is repulsive and poorly written, and despite some accomplished presences, doesn't get redeemed.
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Coming Up ShortShorts wobbles and finally falls face-first on the side of "thumbs down."
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From Those Who Failed Physics Class?Fate means business with more formulaic killing (just in time for Halloween too)!
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Michael Myers, the Genius"Been there, done that" called. He wants his hat back.
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The Bad and the UglyTarantino's careful application of human conduct turns what would have been just another humdrum holocaust film into a story that stands out.
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And the Shameless Batchelor Award Goes To..No, this one isn't going to make the cut!
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The Drought Has EndedThe teasing restraint with which the story unfolds, the notably non-American feel, the slow-but-informative beginning - combined with a most unexpected plot - puts it in a class by itself.
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B.I. Joe: Why Cobra Won't RiseIt is the cheap feel and amateurish writing - with performances that baaaaarely make the cut - that put Stephen Sommers' G.I.Joe: The Rise of Cobra on the exterminator's list.
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Stopped by Wood4th graders...mmmmm-i-g-h-t...like it.
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When Comedians Get SeriousWhen viewed through the eyes of a movie with an effectual story, Funny People has some value.
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Three Things Most AnnoyingLost in the backwaters of bad writing.
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G-(Whizz) ForceAnother film about little furry things that kick butt! G-whizz!
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To Touch What MattersMy Sister's Keeper is a keeper!
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Something Else to Put on IceIce Age 3 succeeds as a kid's movie, but by the skin of its teeth, and it fails to stand out or charm.
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The Insanity Went SomewhereThis ridiculous disregard for decency does manage to be funny as surely as it is twisted.
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Harry Potter and the Half-baked PieceIf you aren't a loyal fan of the Harry Potter books and movies and you don't dig heavy teen romance, don't see this!
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Two Hours with DillingerPublic Enemies is classy and well-researched, with strong enough performances to float to the top in a sea of sinking films.
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Brüno Vs. BoratProfanely funny and audaciously conniving, Sacha Baron Cohen is back as "Brüno."
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My Proposal: Better Romance ComediesTo be on the safe side, only dyed-in-the-wool romance junkies should attempt to view.
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When God Steps OutYear One is a lackluster but cleverly written comedy that oddly satisfies.
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Fallen in DisgraceWhen Revenge of the Fallen falls, it falls harder and stays down longer.
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Finding a New UniverseThis one is a doozy, quite probably in the running for the worst films of 2009.
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Going UpUp manages to be both a blast from the past and a modern day epic tale at the same time.
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I'm WonderingThe Taking of Pehlam 123 is exciting and action-packed, but isn't all it could have been.
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The Need for Postmenopausal Hormone TherapyDrag Me to Hell is a disgusting and visionless sadist's thriller.
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The Package that Should Have Been LostNext Day Air is a limp ghetto comedy that rarely gets things right.
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Flicking Off Dance FlicksOutrageously stupid but sometimes funny, this welcome satirical attack against favorite dance flicks of the past is just not worth the time to view it.
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A Review of Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009)This sequel to "Night at the Museum" (2006) is as cheesy as the first one and best serves as viewing for kids.
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Terminator: In Need of SalvationThe more loyal the Terminator buff, the more disappointed one is going to be.
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Angels and Demons...And A Raised EyebrowAngels and Demons fairs well as a thoughtful take on Dan Brown's fiction thriller novel of the same title, but loses some steam nearly halfway in.
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Let's Get Past ThisIn Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, you have a shallow, underwhelming, and unfunny film that lets you down further than you thought you would go.
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X-Men Obnoxious: Wolverine (2009)Much to the love of the fans, Jackman aglow gives it his expected best, but robust performances on everyone's part aren't enough to save this sub-par motion picture from its demise.
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Star Trek (2009)Being neither a sequel, nor a prequel, it is nothing but a mess and a failure.
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Movie Review of Taken (2008)While the acting and the script are deeply flawed, the thriller action and the intense search of an ex-government agent father for his teen daughter is exhilarating!
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Floundering Four: Rise of the Silver Slack-off (2007)Special effects: Good. Action: Fair. Everything else: Poor.
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The Soloist (2009): LIberalism Takes Center StageThe Soloist, though graced with fine performances that touch the emotions, is agenda-packed and messy.
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Fighting (2009)Fighting offers a thin layer of drama, a ripped-off and brutishly substandard plot, and fighting that doesn't make up for its faults.
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Obsessed (2009)A forgettable, clichéd, and questionably crafted work, Obsessed is given a very small measure of appeal due to the performances of Ali Larter and Idris Elba.
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The International (2009)Despite a strong beginning, The International gets unredeemably bogged down in conspiratorial claptrap and improbabilities that detract from its value."
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State of Play (2009)State of Play is a jolting journalistic thriller that delivers on being credible, and even exciting.
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17 Again (2009)17 Again is plagued with many glaring flaws and a clichéd plot, but redeems itself with mild entertainment value due to the presence of its three main stars.
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Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)With Hannah Montana: The Movie, you can expect loads of corn and silliness that will make anyone above the age of 10 blush, but this one is all about giving the fans what they want.
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Dragonball: Evolution (2009)This poorly adapted live-action take on the Japanese animated Dragonball cartoon is a mouth-dropping doozy.
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Rambo (2008)This, the latest addition to the Rambo series, is exciting and action-packed, but with too little focus on the human nuances of the story.
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I Love You, Man (2009)I Love You, Man is a sharp and finely scripted film that entertains and delivers all the way through.
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The Uninvited (2009)Not that scary, but with a suspenseful and unique story, invite The Uninvited to be in your DVD collection.
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Duplicity (2009)Duplicity is a quality-built piece of cinema, but unfortunately goes out of its way to throw off viewers.
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Knowing (2009)The story never quite manages to do anything but to barely hold interest, and for many of us, it doesn't even do that. The atheist stereotypes don't help either.
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Fired Up (2009)Fired Up is funny and has a decent message, but isn't as funny as the raunchy stuff out there.
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Coraline (2009)A dark ingenuity was at work in the creation of Coraline, but it is also twisted and too scary for young viewers.
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Monsters Vs. Aliens (2009)A family-friendly and fun story that largely sidesteps its shortcomings. -
The Haunting in Connecticut (2009)The drama (and fear) is there from the start, but it soon gives way to a ridiculously bizarre and strained tale that does not match the original source material.
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The Fast and the Furious 4 (2009)There's not much character development and the drama is light enough to fill a balloon. Just try to enjoy the ride.
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Race to Witch Mountain (2009)The characters are one-sided, the plot is simplistic, and the special affects are wanting, but the story is fast-moving and good entertainment. -
Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)Though lightly endearing, there's nothing novel about it, nothing really brilliant or moving about it. It throws itself out there right from the start, and you either enjoy watching a frolicking, fashion-obsessed female or you don't.
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Friday the Thirteenth (2009)Being more gory than it is scary, this Friday the Thirteenth remake is a nicely constructed horror film.
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Madea Goes to Jail (2009)While proving to be an occasionally flawed mixture of comedy and drama, Madea Goes to Jail manages to remain funny and endearing.
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Watchmen (2009)Imagine a superhero soap opera, but with plenty of action and the action is mixed with dark drama and better yet, believability: that's Watchmen.
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Ace Ventura Jr.: Pet DetectiveAn annoying and sometimes disgusting kid's movie that makes Beverly Hills Chihuahua look like a masterpiece! -
Notorious B.I.GBeing somewhat melodramatic, Notorious is an entertaining look into the life and untimely death of rap star B.I.G. (Christopher Wallace)
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The Pink Panther II (2009)The priceless Pink Panther diamond is stolen and the world famous Dream Team are put on the case with French Inspector Jacques Clouseau. -
Ready or Not (2009)Immature bachelors go to Mexico and try to relive old times! Whoopi! I'm not impressed!
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My Bloody Valentine (2009)Not that remarkable, but there's a naked chick in it!
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Hotel for Dogs (2009)A touching and great kids' movie.
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Bride Wars (2009)Witty and intelligent, Bride Wars is a "chick flick," but sadly lacking in humor.
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)Funny, family-worthy entertainment. -
The Unborn (2009)Clueless kids will love it, adults who believe in exorcism will think it's ok, and the rest of us will shake our heads.
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The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2009)A poorly made "mockumentary" that isn't worth your time.
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Make it Happen (2008)Kids being kids, some dancing, and more kids being kids. Uuggg!
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Without a Paddle: Nature's Calling (2009)A shamelessly unfunny juvenile escapade. -
Burn After Reading (2008)Hilariously funny, but the ending is a dud!
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Marley and Me (2008)A depressing and un-redeeming animal lover's film.
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Fix (2008)Angering, but impressively real and well-acted.
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The Spirit (2008) A Movie ReviewWholly uninteresting and silly, even boring.
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The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)Mildly entertaining with great special affects, but no match for its classic 1951 forerunner.
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Australia (2008)Great scenery, but it's no Wizard of Oz!
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)A tantalizing but too-long tearjerker of a romance drama.
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Behind Enemy Lines: Columbia (2009)A suspense-less and lame war movie.
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Midnight Movie (2008)A terrible horror movie even by B-movie standards.
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Slumdog Millionaire (2008)A robust and solid film about poverty, power, fate, and love.
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The Wrestler (2008)A first-rate and exacerbating drama.
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Milk (2008)A remarkable movie about a remarkable man.
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Cadillac Records (2008)You might want to skip the movie. Just buy the music.
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Gran Torino (2008)A flawed opening gives way to a monumental story of friendship and redemption.
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Yes Man (2008)Nicely developed and with a good message, but not one of Jim Carrey's funnier movies.
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Seven Pounds (2008)Slow and Mellowdramatic, but suspenseful.
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Religulous (2008)Ferociously funny and informative, Bill Maher addresses the problem of religion.
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Frost/Nixon (2008)A brilliant dramatization of the Frost/Nixon interviews delivered with the anxiety of a Rocky fight.
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An American Carol (2008)Agenda-driven and demagogue-ishly goofy, what little humor it has can't overcome its many flaws.
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How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (2008)A fence-straddling flick between romance and comedy that never quite finds its style.
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Body of Lies (2008)Just not very interesting.
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Bolt (2008)Along with Kung Fu Panda and Wall-E, Bolt is one of the best animated films of the year.
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Punisher: Laugh Zone (2008)Gory, violent, and hilariously ridiculous.
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Twilight (2008)Less critical younger audiences will find this vampire teen romance fascinating, but it's not going to do much for the rest of us.
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Transformers (2007)An awful adulteration of the Transformers I grew up with and loved.
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Pride and Glory (2008)A macho and messy police drama that really isn't all that.
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The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)A really good movie, just not a good X-Files movie.
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The Incredible Hulk (2008)Superb character development, a rich plot and great acting, The Incredible Hulk is much better than the 2003 Hulk movie.
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The Happening (2008)Terrible, just terrible!
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Four Christmases (2008)Not funny, a lousy holiday movie.
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City of Ember (2008)It tries to be an enchanting family adventure, but it lacks enchantment and adventure.
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Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)A dirty, lude, and lascivious film that is funnier than you can believe with lots more than that to offer. It's one of the best films of the year.
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Transporter 3 (2008)This one gets a straight-up F and my pick as the best of the worst movies of 2008.
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Role Models (2008)Hysterically funny and dirty with the structural support of a rock solid and lovable plot.
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The Strangers (2008)A scary movie with a little potential, but with a conflicting plot that resorts to desperate scare tactics.
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Tropic Thunder (2008)A drop-dead funny and entertaining movie for the right audience.
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Changeling (2008)An intense tearjerker of a drama based on a true story.
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Superbad is Supergood! (2007)A profanely realistic, funny, clever, and inspiring story of friendship.
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W. Movie (2008)It's not funny. It's not satire. It's a mudslinging campaign that was released just before election time.
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Kung Fu Panda (2008)Offering something for the whole family, Kung Fu Panda is an action-packed Pixar animation production that is fun, funny, entertaining, and even a self-esteem booster.
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Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)A cute Disney movie about a ritzy chihuahua lost in Mexico. Heart-warming for sure, but not much else.
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Lakeview Terrace (2008)An overdone, simplistic, and unimpressive tale about a racist cop who wants to get rid of the interracial couple who lives next door.
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Nights in Rodanthe (2008)I'm hoping the best-selling novel from whence this film comes (Nights in Rodanthe, by Timothy Sparks) was a good one because there's really not much positive to say about this sappy bor of a movie.
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Babylon A.D (2008)Babylon A.D. is definitely in the running for the worst movie of 2008.
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Quantum of Solace (2008)Bond is not Bond here. He's not the Hemingway Hero we know. He's someone else. Everything just felt wrong.
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Appaloosa (2008)Packed full of behavioral nuances, the film Appaloosa focuses on the lives of a Marshall and his deputy and a town by the name of Appaloosa. Character development is awesome, with great appeal and many powerful performances.
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Elegy (2008)Likable and well acted, Elegy has some powerful performances. It has depth, plus excellent dialogue that's worth listening to. It also adds a fine and absorbable level of life wisdom.
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Unrealistic Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)When someone turns my Indiana Jones into a tall-tale take like this, I'm insulted-very insulted! Thanks for screwing up a classic, Spielberg! -
Sea of Fear (2006)Watching Sea of Fear was quite a memorable experience. I didn't feel any fear, but I sure did drown in a sea of submerging boredom, bad acting, and the cruddiest choreography I've seen to date.
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The Mystery of the Dark Tunnels: A Renouncement of SuperstitionI may have been a wee ten years old at the time, but I'd seen evil before, and it was only a few paces from my backyard!