Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson is a pharmaceutical technology specialist for a large generic drug manufacturer. He is married and a father of four. He enojys the outdoors and is an active member of his church.
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A Date Gone Bad on St. Patricks Day (Limerick Style)A tribute to St. Patricks day through a St. Patty's day limerick about a date with an Irish lass gone bad. -
Drinking Too Much? LimericksWith the holidays near and plenty of opportunities for parties, don't embarrass yourself by drinking too much.
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Why Christmas is Special - HaikuHere is a haiku for the holidays. Christmas is a special time. I believe this Christmas haiku captures the essence of what makes Christmas special.
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Thanksgiving Limericks the Turkey the Yam and the PieHere are three Thanksgiving day related Limericks for your enjoyment. One is about a Thanksgiving day turkey, one about the yam, and the third is about Thanksgiving day Pie.
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My Christmas Wish Through Christmas Song TitlesAfter reading through several Christmas song titles I learned that the first Christmas night was a pretty busy affair. I also learned that it led to a warm and fun time of year. I wish all of you the very best possible Christmas.
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Someone Stole Baby Jesus LimerickSomeone stole baby Jesus from the Nativity in front of the church. This limerick tells the tale.
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Someone Always Cares - LimerickEven when you think nobody cares, there's always someone out there that takes notice when they dont hear from you.
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Sexual Harassment at the Bakery - LimerickOne customer oversteps his boundaries at the bakery resulting in sexual harassment - Limerick style.
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English as a Second Language - LimerickAn English as a second language student wanting to impress his English teacher makes a blunder, limerick style.
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Twin Boys Playing Soccer - LimerickThis limerick was inspired by a set of twin boys that were good defense players on the opposing team at the last soccer game my 5-year-old played in.
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Halloween Haiku - the Scary NightA haiku poem about how Halloween night feels. Happy (scary) Halloween! -
If You Dare Wear Short Shorts - LimerickA humorous limerick about an embarassing moment for a teen girl who dared to wear short shorts.
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A Hunter that Shouldn't Be Hunting - LimerickAn inept hunter comes out west on a trophy elk hunt. This limerick tells of the mess he makes and how he should get a different pass time.
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A Great Deer Hunting Spot - LimerickThis is a humorous limerick about a great deer hunting spot. Some hunters never see any deer when they go hunting, so having a great deer hunting spot is a must. -
Testing the Water - LimerickA humorous limerick about testing the temperature of the water at a lake. -
Are You a Unique Individual? LimerickA humourous thought provoking limerick about a different view on being unique.
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When Someone Bugs You -LimerickA humorous limerick about time when others just plain bug you.
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A Bit of Wisdom - LimerickBecause experience is often gained right after you need it, I have written a humorous limerick that offers up a bit of wisdom.
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Napoleon Dynamite LimericksHere are two limericks that capture some of the oddities of Napoleon Dyna mite, and other Napoleon Dynamite cast members. These limericks my not make sense to a person that has not seen the movie Napoleon Dynamite.
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Cercarial Dermatitis (Swimmers Itch) - LimerickUsing something said by my five-year-old boy as inspiration, I wrote this limerick. It's a limerick about cercarial dermatitis more commonly known as swimmers itch.
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The Cemetery - LimerickThe wonderful mind of a 5-year-old provides great inspiration for limerick writing. Here's a limerick about a cemetery.
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Rain Dance - LimerickA humorous limerick about one indian chief's point of view on rain dancing and how to have a successful rain dance.
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Don't Let Another Jaycee Dugard Tragedy OccurA radio news story about the abduction of an 11-year-old girl in Utah stirs emotions and reminds one father of the Jaycee Dugard/Phillip Garrido incident. Also, a plea to avoid future Jaycee Dugard type abductions.
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The Pessimist's View of Life - LimerickA humorous limerick about the way one pessimistic girl views life.
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The Wisdom of a Guru - LimerickA humorous limerick about the wisdom learned after meeting with a guru.
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It Might Be Worth $20 - LimerickA humorous limerick about lending money to so called friends.
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Insects - The Creepy Crawly WorldHere are a few photos of insects from around the yard, including wasps, preying mantis', a spider and a fly. Enjoy! -
Try Walking a Mile in Their Shoes - LimerickA humorous limerick about being upset with your neighbor.
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Why Lying is Hard and Telling the Truth is Easy - LimerickA humorous limerick about the difference between lying and telling the truth.
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How to Argue with Women - LimerickA humorous limerick about one man's experiences in arguing with women.
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Double Your Money - LimerickA humorous limerick about how to double your money. Hint: The stock market and betting at the track are not always the best avenue.
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Wildlife PhotosTake a tour of some recent wildlife photos that I took; including some baby wildlife photos. Mule Deer, Rocky Mountain Goat, and Duck are represented. -
Shut Up - LimerickA humorous limerick about a guy who just shouldn't say anything.
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Bad Example - LimerickA humorous limerick about someones plight.
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Advice for the Failure Prone - LimerickA humorous limerick with a bit of advice for those who have to make multiple attempts before they get things right.
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Knowing when to Stop - LimerickA humorous limerick about knowing when to just plain shut up.
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In the Eye of the Beholder - LimerickA humorous limerick about something my five-year-old said in the truck as we were heading towards our campsite last weekend.
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Follow Your Dreams but Choose Wisely - LimerickA humorous limerick about a church member who tried to follow advice from his ecclesiastical leader but made a poor decision along the way.
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Jedidiah's CabinMy creative writing entry for the Flash Fiction Contest here at Associated Content. -
Feuding Neighbors - LimerickA humorous limerick about neighboring farmers involved in a feud.
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Saddle Sore Cowboy - LimerickA humorous limerick about a lesson learned the hard way for a cowboy.
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Dog and Cat Food - LimerickA humorous limerick about the differences between dog and cat food.
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Wine and Dine - LimerickThey say that children who abuse animals have the roots of criminal insanity. Although the subject is anything but humorous, here is a hmorous limerick about a kid who abuses his food.
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Math and Cooking - LimerickAnother humorous limerick about a high school student in the foods class. This time the student is a math nerd.
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Aspiring Weapons Engineer - LimerickA humorous limerick about a high school student in the foods class.
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Environmentalist Dilemma - LimerickA humorous limerick about an environmentalist with a dilemma. (Quite Funny)
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Misery Loves Company Diet - LimerickA humorous limerick about a unique diet plan to make one look thinner.
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Rabbit Stew - LimerickA humorous limerick about a recipe that didn't go over too well.
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Chivalry is Dead - LimerickA humorous limerick about how society has become selfish and the lack of chivalry in todays world.
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Hair Cut - LimerickA humorous limerick about a boy's response to his father telling him he needs a hair cut.
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Kleptomania - LimerickA humorous limerick about kleptomania.
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Politician LimerickA humorous limerick comparing a politician to a ...
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Learning to Bull Ride - LimerickA humorous limerick about a boy who makes a poor decision as he tries to learn how to bull ride.
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Acrophobia (Fear of Heights) LimerickA humorous limerick (with a twist) about acrophobia.
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Getting in Shape, a New Diet, and a Dieter in Denial - LimericksThree humorous limericks that make light of diets and dieting.
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Narcissistic Teen Girl - LimerickA humorous limerick about the way a teen girl views herself.
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DeJa Vu Sandwich - LimerickA humorous limerick about a familiar flavor when eating a sanwich.
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Good Advice LimericksTwo humorous limericks with some imbedded good advice.
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Noah's Arc - LimerickA humorous limerick about the irony of Noah being an unskilled ship builder and ...
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Vegetarianism - LimerickA humorous limerick about the meaning of the word Vegetarian.
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Proof Bigfoot Exists - LimerickA humorous limerick about a prank played on a hunter who had set out a trail camera hoping to get pitures of big game.
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An Ice Pack for the Minister - LimerickA humorous limerick about a little girl that misunderstood what her dad said about the minister.
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The Pregnant Blonde LimerickA humorous limerick about a blonde's visit to the doctor. Blonde Jokes are great!
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Tribal NamesA humorous limerick about a young indian who is curious about his names origin.
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Confused Elderly DriverHere are three humorous limericks. They are written about experiences that happened to me recently. Elderly driving, baptismal water, and a crash at the bike park were my inspiration.
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A Prayer on the Meal - LimerickA humorous limerick about whay a young girl doesn't pray before eating her meal.
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Church Donation LimerickA humorous limerick about a little girl's comment to a priest as she makes a donation.
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Kids and Sunday School LimericksKids say the darndest things. Here are some humorous limericks which capture the funny things kids say at sunday school.
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Something's Fishy LimerickA humorous limerick about two fish having a conversation in the lake. -
Dogs in LimericksHere are three humorous limericks with dogs as subjects in the poems. Dogs are mans best friend and desrve to be in Limericks. I hope you enjoy reading them.
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The Constitution and the Founding Fathers LimerickA limerick about the need for our nation to remeber the founding fathers for their ideals, values, and the constitution.
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Fourth of July LimericksHumorous limericks about events during and leading up to the revolutionary war. Happy fouth of July.
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Wife Vs. Beer LimerickA humorous limerick about being pulled over with beer in the car and an officer's response.
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Husband and Wife LimericksThree humorous limericks about things said by husbands and wives.
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Caught Cheating LimerickA humorous limerick about a teachers suspicion of cheating on a students homework.
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First Day of School LimerickA humorous limerick about the response of a child to his mother after returning from his first day of school. Kids say the darndest things.
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The Talking Leg LimerickA humorous limerick about the response from a psychologist to a man who claims that his leg speaks to him.
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Humor at the Hospital - Limerick StyleSix humorous limericks that invovle medical encounters with nurses and doctors. My attmept to provide some comic relief in spite of the stress usually associated with hospitals and doctor visits. Enjoy!
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Never Fall Asleep at Church - Limerick StyleA humorous limerick about why you should never fall asleep during the middle of a church meeting.
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Misbehaving at Church - Limerick StyleA humorous limerick about a young boy and his attempt to avoid a spanking at church.
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Lawyer Jokes - Limerick StyleThese are five humorous limericks that contain lawyer jokes. Jokes about lawyers are spawned from thier antics, so lawyers (liars) shouldn't complain, right? I hope you enjoy.
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Man Gets Slapped at Church - Limerick StyleA humorous limerick about a man and woman that have an embarrassing moment at church.
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Animals in LimericksHere are a few more humorous limericks. Limericks tell a funny story similar to a joke. This group of funny limericks involves animals. I hope you enjoy them. -
Humorous Limerick Poetry About RednecksLimerick poems are meant to tell funny stories. These six limericks tell about rednecks and the funny things they do. If you relate to any of these limericks, you might be a redneck.
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Kids Say the Darndest Things - Limerick StyleSome humorous limericks about the funny things that kids say.
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Limericks About BlondesThree Humorous Limericks poking fun at blondes and their reputation of being a bit ditzy. My attempt at blonde jokes.
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Funny Things Kids SayHumorous Limerick poetry about the funny things that come out of kids mouths. After all Kids say the darndest things.
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Dumb Criminal LimericksA salute to dumb criminals through humorous Limerick poetry.
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Fishing License LimerickA humorous Limerick about two boys fishing.
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Resume Error LimerickA humorous Limerick about a resume error.
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Swine Flu LimerickThe swine flu has taken another life; a well known celebrity. This humorous limerick tells the tale.
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The Neighborhood BullyA pair of humorous limerick poems that describe the humorous aftermath of a run in with a neighborhood bully.
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Do Something for Earth on Earth DayA few thoughts about Earth and Earth Day. -
Autumn in the MountainsMy favorite part of nature is a high mountain valley in the autumn. The serenity and beauty of a September camping trip at 10,000 ft is unmatched. -
EffortA lot of work and effort go into creating a nice yard only to watch it wither away when winter comes. Is it worth it? -
Dollar BillsA few rhyming couplets about dollar bills
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Las Vegas Cinq-CinquainA cinq-cinquain poem written to describe a recent trip to Las Vegas.
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Poetry About News for National Poetry MonthPoetry about the news of the earthquake in L'Aquila, Italy, and how it affected me. -
Five Tips to Avoid a Car / Deer Accident or CollisionUse these tips to avoid hitting a deer while driving an automobile. -
Poetry About Music for National Poetry MonthA haiku about my favorite band and the effect their songs have on me. -
An Ode to the Eighties for National Poetry MonthRemembering the '80's through rhyming couplets.
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My Daughter's Favorite Sitcom is Hanna MontanaTwo limericks about the battle for the living room TV in my home. Written for National Poetry Month.
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National Poetry Month LimerickIn celebration of National Poetry Month here are a few humorous limericks to express economic woes.
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Crab Meat to the SoulA poem about one of the greatest foods on the planet and how it makes me feel.
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My CubicleIntrospection about my workplace cubicle
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One More April Fools Day PrankA humorous limerick about an April Fools day prank.
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Yet Another April Fools Day PrankAn april fools day morning prank.
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Another April Fools Day PrankA humorous limerick about a wife's April fools day prank.
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April Fools Day PrankA humorous limerick about a my sons April fools day prank.
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Poems and ACA limerick that expresses my view of writing poems to post on Associated Content.
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Easter Sunday SchoolA humorous Easter limerick about a 3-year-olds candid response to his Sunday school teacher on Easter Sunday.
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Easter CandyA humorous Easter limerick about a brother that eats candy belonging to his siblings.
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Realizing a Gain in Spite of Declining Property ValuesThinking outside of the box may allow home owners to take advantage of declining property values. How to realize a gain in the current market.
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Drawing a Western Big Game Hunting Tag: How to Increase Your OddsThe difficulty of drawing a big game hunting tag in western states can be quite discouraging. The odds are stacked against you. To increase the odds of drawing a tag there are some tactics to use. The following is a review of some methods.
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IndebtedA reminder to serve others as we have been served by Jesus Christ.
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Ducks and GeeseA few shots of some waterfowl
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The First Day of SpringRead this poem and transition with me from the gloom of winter into the joy of spring.
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Do-It-Yourself Concrete Counter TopsConcrete counter tops are a great alternative to more expensive granite or solid surface counter tops. For the do-it-yourself capable, concrete counter tops offer the prestige of solid surface without the high cost.
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Pinched on St Patrick's DayA humorous St. Patrick's Day limerick about getting pinched.
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I'm Not Mad!Humorous St. Patrick Day Limerick about one of St. Patrick's days famous characters.
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Extreme Easter Egg Hunt Using GPSAdding GPS technology to an Easter egg hunt is a great way to make a fun experience even greater.
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The Easter DressA humorous Easter limerick about an embarrassing situation involving an Easter dress.
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Plastic Easter Basket GrassA humorous Easter limerick about a child's traumatizing mistake.
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Easter Innocence LostA hunorous Easter limerick. A poem about a child's enlightenment on Easter morning.
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The Easter Egg HuntA Humorous Easter Limerick
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How to Patch a Bike Tire Without a Gooey MessThis article describes how to patch a bike tire using the new glue-less tube patches. Two bike tire patches are reviewed.
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Sunrise ... Moon-setA picture of a desert sunrise followed by a back porch moon-set.
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Mule deerSeveral mule deer reside in a cemetary near my work. This slide show depicts bucks, does, antlers on, and a buck in the antler shed process.
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Free Online Tax Preparation Software Offers Value, and E-File for Fast ReturnsThis article reviews some of the best online tax software values for getting your taxes prepared and e-filed.
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The View from the TopHiking a mountain can parralel lifes journey.
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Rock Hounding with KidsDo you want to spend a great day with your kids and not break the bank, rock hounding may fit the bill.
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What to Expect from a Visit to Cabelas®Cabelas® stores are amazing. To a child, sportsman, or any outdoor enthusiast, a trip to Cabelas® can be an awesome experience. Following the suggestions in this article will help you get the most out of your Cabelas® visit.
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Post Mortem Plastic Surgery, Society Gone Vain!The desire to be "one of the beautiful" has reached a new level. Plastic surgery is being performed on the deceased. It is part of a pre-death arrangement. What does this say about the societal need to fit in?
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How to Make Winter Snow Tubing a Fun and Memorable Family OutingMaking winter family activities such as snow tubing or sledding memorable is easy. Plan the next snow tubing adventure by including a few of these proven ideas.
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The Best Way to Spend Your Tax ReturnGetting a tax refund provides an opportunity to become more financially fit. To make the most of tax return dollars, here are five ideas for spending it wisely.
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An Easy Opportunity to Make Additional Income Risk FreeHere is a great opportunity to make additional income. It is easy and risk free and can generate passive income over time.
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How to Pick the Best Taxidermy Pose for a Deer Shoulder Mount: A Few Things to ConsiderChoosing a taxidermy pose for a deer shoulder mount should include some forethought. In order to end up with a pose that will look great in the room where it will be displayed, five considerations are suggested before the choice is made.