Austin Cooper
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The High-Sticking Hockey MomSarah Palin utterly shocked the media by resigning as Governor of Alaska two weeks ago. -
Hot Dogs and HostilitiesThe traditional imagery of an Arabian knight and his pet monkey is next-to-nonexistent, much to the dismay of those like Barney Frank who'd give anything to join them for a magic carpet ride. -
Hogtied Without a RideOut of fear and perhaps paranoia, Vice President Biden regrettably opened his mouth once again. What started as the Today Show quickly turned into a comedy show as poor Joe let his deepest anxieties be known. -
The Pinky-Raisin' DemonstrationBecause the tea parties were neither attended by a gay man nor Cindy Sheehan, it was both ignored and ridiculed on every news outlet with the exception being Fox. -
Obama's Foreign FallaciesThe events in North Korea and in the waters off Somalia reveal how a fat, maniacal man with funny glasses and or a few deranged, sea-faring pirates are able to spellbind America in the age of Obama. -
Reap Not RapeDue to environmental extremists with government sway, drilling for domestic oil remains on our national to-do list.
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The Virgin Misconception: On Legislating Human LifeWhile pregnant women incessantly claim they're the victims of supernatural happenstance, innocent babies face rejection which often leads to extermination.
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The Blacklisting Black ManDespite reports of heavenly conception, the Democratic majority is nothing more than a few minorities gone vogue. -
Liberal LemmingsAside from being cute little fuzz balls, lemmings bear an uncanny likeness to yet another lesser-evolved organism-AKA a liberal.
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Mr. America or Mr. PresidentIt's time that we, as Americans, pay attention to what's really happening, stand up for what we believe in, and avoid being swept away in the media's flirtatious push for their beloved man, aka Barack Obama.