Wade Matthew
Wade enjoys snow-boarding, hiking and talking about himself in third person.
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Editors Should Reject Rejection LettersA professional writer reflects on the disheartneing rpocess of reading impersonal form letters from editors who may or may not have actually read the manuscript.
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The Realm Unknown: Chapter OneI would love to get some feedback. I'm working on a young adult fantasy/adventure. -
College Professor's Secret: Slack Your Way to an "A"A college professor recalls how he slipped through the cracks of the educational system.
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From Warrior to Wimp: Day TwoThe second part in a 35 year old man's pursuit of phsyical strength and overall manliness.
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Americans Do Not Quit!This satirical essay playfully discusses the never-give up attitude of many Americans.
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Iraq and Vietnam = Apples and OrangesA satrical look at what the president might say in repsonse to the many comparisons between Iraq and Vietnam.
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Does Evil Need to Exist to Appreciate Goodness?Many people believe that evil must exist in order to understand what is good. This essay disagrees with that premise.
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From Wimp to WarriorA 35 year old wimp begins a long journey towards manliness! Join Wade Bradford's quest as he learns about nutrition, fitness, and the quest for buffness.
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George Bush on MyspaceIn this fictional blog entry, the president discusses the addictive nature of Myspace.
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Jack Bauer and the BeanstalkIMagine if Blue's Clues solved murder mysterious, or if fairy tales had a harder edge, like that of CSI? Would they be more popular among today's fast-paced youth? ONe Associated Content producer says yes! -
5 Things Republicans Secretly Love About LiberalsA humorous look at how conservatives actually crave a few traits found on the left-side of the spectrum.
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How to Break UpThis amusing guide offers practical suggestions for those who want to end their relationship.
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Bounty Hunters and Border Politics - What About "Dog"?This satirical piece looks at the legal mayhem behind the reality television star known as "Dog" the Bounty Hunter. -
How to Annoy Your College ProfessorSeveral simple techniques to irk your instructor.
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Zero Budget Movies: From Script to ScreenLearn how to write a low-budget script and turn it into a high quality film.
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How to Win the Oscar Pool Without Watching Any of the MoviesThis not only gives hilarious commentary about some of the main nominees, but it also lets readers know how to pick Oscar winners without bothering to watch the nominated films.
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Helping the Homeless: "A Modest Proposal"This artcile, in the manner of Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal," seeks new ways of helping America's homeless.
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CIA Tests New Interrogation TechniquesThis satirical article asks readers to imagine a new way of forcing information out of terrorist suspects. instead of physically torturing themn... mentally torture them by forcing them to shop with indecisive female companions!
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The Cruel Consumer's Guide to Saving MoneyThis satirical article asks consumers to save money by refusing to tip members of the working class.
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The Ultimate Guide to Weight LossThe most simple and effective weight loss guide ever!
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How to Make Soccer More PopularThis satirical essay suugests a few ways to increase the popularity of a sport that all the world--except America-- seems to love.
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Enjoy Your ShowEnjoy Your Show is a neurotic, funny, and strangely romantic novel. It's a coming of age story set in the minimum wage world of movie theater employees.
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Five Paragraph Essays SuckThese five paragraphs eloquently explain why five-paragraph essays distinctively suck.