Gary A Cain
For 25 years I was a research chemist for pharmaceutical companies. I'm now a freelance writer. Visit http://garyacain.com for links to all my published work. Visit http://HumorVolcano.com for my site dedicated to fake news, satire, and humor.
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New Fake News, Satire Site Humor Volcano Explodes onto Comedy SceneOnion and Daily Show fans, take note that a new satiric, fake news, way out there comedy site has appeared on the Internet: HumorVolcano.com. This site has a pseudo-intelligent liberal slant aimed at the not easily offended.
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Fake News: Violent Video Games Develop Top Business LeadersTeenagers' mastery of ultra-violent and bloody computer video games provides skills leading to meteoric business careers. Study results established crucial link between gamers'"killer instinct" and subsequent business success.
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Collateralized Debt Obligation and Sub-Prime Mortgage Loan Inventors Enshrined in Hall of FameFor their profound influence on the lives of billions of people around the globe, the inventors of the Collateralized Debt Obligation and the Sub-Prime Mortgage Loan will be inducted on Monday into the Inventors Hall of Fame new site on Wall Street. -
Fake News: Job Networking Site LinkedIn.Com Tied to Bizarre Behavioral SyndromeLinkedIn.com is reported as the culprit behind an incredible outbreak of morbidly depressed Americans, all found with severe hand and wrist injuries and shattered computer monitors. Authorities recently issued a stern warning to site users. -
Losing My Southern DrawlMy northern friends made such relentless fun of my southern accent that I'm still trying to get rid of it, three decades after moving out of the South.
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Time to Adopt the Designated Hitter Rule in MLB's National LeagueSound business sense should prevail to protect Major League Baseball pitchers from unnecessary injuries by implementing the designated hitter rule in the National League. -
My Stressful Cardiolite Heart Stress Test: a Humorous LookAfter a particularly stressful period at work left me with some discomfort in my chest, my doctor sent me for a Cardiolite heart stress test. My anxiety-filled trip to the heart clinic for the exam is described.
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Yankees Spend Big for Free Agents Sabathia, Teixeira, BurnettWith the enormous figures the New York Yankees spent over the winter to sign free agents C.C. Sabathia, Mark Teixeira, and A.J. Burnett, the Yanks owners may have the economic leadership to spend the U.S. out of the recession. -
Exploding Maple Baseball Bats in MLBBy 2008 sixty percent of MLB players had switched to lighter maple bats, known to break readily into dangerous shards, putting fans at risk of injury. Lawyers will protect us, as described in this humorous article.
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Kenpo Karate: An Excellent Sport for GirlsKenpo karate training provided my school-age daughters much more than the obvious benefits of physical strength and self-defense abilities. -
Save Time and Money, Shave Your HeadIn this difficult economic era, save substantial amounts of both money and time with the ultimate streamlined hairdo. Shave your head. -
Please Shorten the Length of Major League Baseball Games, Mr. SeligA diehard baseball fan begs MLB Commissioner Selig to take drastic steps to shorten the length of the games. Fines and rule changes are proposed in the form of strikes one, two, and three. -
Reasons Why Professional Baseball Coaches Still Wear Team UniformsMajor league baseball coaches still wear team uniforms for a variety of humorous reasons, from mental illness to disease prevention, as discussed in this satiric essay. -
Overcoming Premature Ejaculation: Causes and Treatment OptionsFor the significant numbers of men who suffer from premature ejaculation, treatment options include mental approaches, physical tactics, and pharmaceuticals. -
How to Take Fun Child Photos with Your Digital CameraMemory cards in today's digital cameras make taking lots of pictures easy and almost free. Take advantage by staging your own press conference with your child and a favorite toy and capture the magic in several photos. -
Electronic Umpires: The Future of Professional Baseball?Professional baseball's possible future with umpires replaced by fully electronic digital cyber-umpire systems is examined. -
Self Improvement: Upgrades Needed from the Body Part SuperstoreI'm hoping that medical science soon develops a body part superstore where I can replace all my troublesome, aching areas with off-the-shelf, do-it-yourself, state-of-the-art upgrades.