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Slash Kills Axl Dead!Review of Slash's new 2010 solo album. What do you call a rock album that starts with the lyrics "Kill the ghost, that hides in your soul" and ends with the lyrics "I'm gonna pee on the ground, then I'm gonna jump around." You call that album Slash. -
KISS- Sonic Boom Exclusive Sneak Peak Album ReviewKISS releases their new album Sonic Boom next month, exclusively at Wal Mart. RUFKM.NET got an advance copy. Some songs are great, others stink worse like Bigfoot's nutsack after a triathlon. -
13 Stupid Questions with QueensrycheGeoff Tate refuses to answer our questions which causes us to go insane.
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13 Stupid Questions with JETMark Wilson of JET answers a ridiculous series of questions to promote their new album Shaka Rock.
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13 Stupid Questions with Charm City DevilsWe ask a series of ridiculous questions to John Allen, the lead singer of CCD.
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Charm City Devils - Let's Rock and Roll: Album ReviewI recently checked my iTunes play count and noticed a rather strange anomaly. It appears that over the past several months that Charm City Devils (CCDs) has become my most listened to and perhaps favorite band.
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The Used - Artwork: Album ReviewA review of the newest release from The Used.
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JET- Shaka Rock Album ReviewJET is set to release their new album Shaka Rock today, August 25th, proving that they're still alive. The Australian rockers famous for "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" vanished over the last few years but are back with a solid album. -
Unique Fall Wedding Venues in South FloridaLet's face it. Even in the nicest hotels, most wedding venues have the same generic banquet hall. This is a list of unique wedding locations that take advantage of the fall weather in beautiful South Florida. -
The Five Best Movie Theaters in South FloridaIf you're a movie fan, living in South Florida will make you scream with glee. Want your own private balcony, your own couch, valet parking, and a glass of wine with your popcorn? Done. Here's a list of the best five locations. -
The Secret Power of Zumba PantsIt's rare that you actually meet your hero. I met mine. His name is Dave and he wears zebra striped Zumbaz pants to work - DAILY. No, he's not a juggling clown from a traveling circus. Join me on this adventure. -
Live by the Carrot: Staying Positive in the Current EconomyThey say that you should save money for a rainy day. Well, now it's pouring, and Americans are getting drenched. Here's a positive story about one couple who has had their income slashed, cut their expenses, started a business and are enjoying life.
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Walgreens of the DeadWalgreens has taken over the Earth, buying up prime real estate at every intersection. You cannot escape them. They also are filled with annoying ancient human beings with overflowing shopping carts. Here is my most recent adventure at "The Wall."
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Wealthy Couple Trying to Become Vampires Duped in Madoff SchemeWhen you are planning for retirement, most humans plan for the next 30-40 years. However, a wealthy couple planned for the next 1,000 years since they would be IMMORTAL. Then they lost all their money to Madoff. True story.
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Best Golf Putters on Earth for Under $150!Here's a list of great putters that will stop people from calling you "Captain 3- Putt."
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Great Golf Drivers for Less Than $200No matter what your skill level is in golf, you still need to play with decent equipment. Here is a list of reasonably priced drivers that will give you more distance without breaking the bank.
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Man Born with Freak Magnet, Most Powerful During Work HoursThere is something that most people don't know about me. When I was born, the doctor custom-installed me with the world's first FREAK MAGNET. -
Snuggies and Slankets: Officially the Greatest Invention of Our TimeSnuggies and Slankets have sold over 4 million units at $19.99 each. That's 80 million in revenue for a blanket ... WITH A HOLE. Here's an essay on this amazing invention and other Skymall and "As seen on TV" junk. -
Axl Rose and Best Buy Negotiation Transcript Revealed!Guns N' Roses long awaited album Chinese Democracy was only available for purchase at Best Buy when it was released last year. How did this happen? Associated Content has the transcript that shows how this business deal came to be. Enjoy. -
Dark Horse: 11 New Nickelback Classics!After selling a billion albums over the last few years, Nickelback returns with new songs deemed "classics!" on the album cover. Everyone, meet the cockiest band on Earth. -
Starbucks Scam: How to Get Free CoffeeTimes are tough. Here's how to get a free cup of joe from Starbucks! Save 5 bucks a day and be completely wired! -
90's Music Review : Warrant - Cherry PieBefore Kurt Cobain came on Headbanger's Ball wearing a dress in 1991, Jani Lane and Co. were wearing firemen oufits and drumming on dessert pastries.
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80's Movie Review: Planes, Trains, and AutomobilesDirector/Writer John Hughes owned the 80's with the teengage comedies Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, and Weird Science. However, his best work involved two comedy legends at their peak: Steve Martin and John Candy. -
Do it Yourself Centerpiece Ideas for Summer WeddingsWhen you are planning a wedding and figuring out all the details, you will start suffering from ATD (Another Thousand Dollars). Here are some unique, crafty, low cost ideas for centerpieces that show off your personality and make your wedding special. -
Public Transportation in Austin, TexasWhether you are visiting Austin, Texas for the first time or an area native, this is a complete guide to get around without using your car or feet. Now with the new MetroRail, Austin is easier to explore than ever before. -
Black Water Rising: Album ReviewAre you upset that you can't find and good rock on iTunes or at Best Buy/Target? There's a reason for that. Bands like Black Water Rising are hiding on MySpace. -
Aerosmith- PumpThe year was 1989 and there was only one question. "Are you going down?" Read about the last great album from rock legends Aerosmith. -
Appetite for Deconstuction: Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy ReviewA historical perspective of Guns N' Roses, a theory of why Axl is insane and why it took so damn long to release Chinese Democracy. All of this is told in a humorous fashion by a long time fan. -
The Day I Lived a ClicheAn afternoon walk with the dog goes horribly wrong. This involves and iPod, adrenaline, an ant attack, and complete disregard for common sense.
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Lars and the Real Girl: A Movie ReviewLars and the Real Girl is two hours of your life that you will never get back. This humorous movie review also analyzes how this cinematic catastrophe was produced in the first place.
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Signs that the Driver Next to You Has No InsuranceThere are many clear indications, 97-foot blazing neon warning signs if you will, that the driver next to you has absolutely no insurance. Here are a few humorous examples.
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Obama's Billion Dollar Boondoggle:Obama addresses Congress, Nancy and Hillary attend an orgy, and everyone in America gets a free pair of wooden shoes. A humorous review of Barack's speech and economic plan for recovery. -
The Origin of ObamaJust like a superhero, Obama also has an origin story. Here is how he became our president. -
Things We Didn't Learn in SchoolThere are many things that were not covered by our teachers. How to properly greet other humans in different social situations is one of the oversights.
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Furious George Attacks Owner: Pet Monkey BusinessMonkeys should not be pets unless you enjoy living in fear and having them attack your neighbors. -
AC/DC - Black Ice Album ReviewAn overall review of AC/DC's new album,unique business sense, and a historical retrospective of the band told in a humorous fashion. -
Adventures at TargetHave you been confused as a department store employee by those over the age of 70? Like Ann Landers, I can provide you with the correct etiquette.