Johnathan Q. Moriarty
Dreamer. Sillyheart. Cousin to the Queen and our beloved Walt Disney. I have many varied interests depending on my mood for the day. I find myself most easily adept at penning humor/satire or brooding monologues. :)
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- 1/14/2007
Education/Experience
Bachelor of Science, Computer Science/Minor in Mathematics; Paralegal Cert. ongoingInterests
Humor and satire, rare books, children's literature, education, movies, law, art, comedy, the Coen Brothers, writing, music, video games, genealogy, cooking, travel, politics, legislative historyMotto
Just do it.
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Unrequited LoveAn Easter sonnet. -
How to Make Sour CreamHomemade sour cream is rich and delicious. Feel like a pioneer and rustic homesteader with easy how-to instructions here. -
Simple Homemade Baby FoodTired of spending so much money on baby food? Want a few easy ideas for making your own baby food at home? Here's a few quick homemade baby food ideas any mom can prepare easily and save money at the same time.
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Carbon Dioxide, You Burn MeA poem dedicated to the menace that is global climate change. Carbon dioxide is the evil.
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Does Your Baby Have a Flat Head?Some babies have weird-shaped heads. Try not to freak out; it can get better.
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Top 6 Tips for Women to Have a Happier, Healthier MarriageTired of simply co-existing with your husband in the same dwelling? Wishing he would be more interested in you, the children, the house? Follow these tips for a happier marriage.
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Book Review: the Real Lincoln: A New Look at Abraham Lincoln, His Agenda, and an Unnecessary War by Thomas DiLorenzoA review of Thomas DiLorenzo's The Real Lincoln. This book takes a new perspective on the legend that is Abraham Lincoln.
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Comparing Thrift Shops in Georgetown, KentuckyPros and cons of thrift shops in Georgetown, Kentucky.
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Movie Review: Tropic ThunderBen Stiller. You burn me. Warning: spoilers.
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Associated Content Versus HeliumA comparison of two amateur journalist websites.
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Tubby Smith Leaves Kentucky BasketballThe rumors came true - Tubby Smith has quit coaching Kentucky basketball. He has gone to the icy north of Minnesota to coach the Golden Gophers. -
Why Picking Your Nose is Bad for Your HealthSnot - a delicacy for the uncouth among us apparently. For those of you out there that can't wait to taste another booger, be advised of the health risks involved with picking your nose.
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How to Find People on MySpaceSearching for your college buddies on MySpace? Longing to chat with your long lost friends from high school? A few tips on finding friends and people searching on MySpace. -
Police Officer Fired for MySpace PageA Lexington, Kentucky, police officer has been fired for comments and postings on his MySpace webpage related to the arrest of John Michael Montgomery, nearly a year after being suspended. -
Dry, Frizzy Hair? - Moisture Intolerance Can Be HelpedTips to tame dry hair from a girl with hair that flys-away even when it's soaking wet. There is hope.
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How to Trace Your Family TreeInterested in shaking the skeletons in your closet? Did great-great-great-grandad really get shot in the Civil War? Did Grampa Jones really know Al Capone? For the novice genealogist, read how to get started tracing your family tree. -
Blockbuster's Super Bowl Ad Takes a Peek at Tech Envious RodentsA bunny and a gerbil torture a mouse. Now this is funny stuff. -
GoDaddy.com's Super Bowl Boob Ad is BustGirls with boobs. So what?
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Snickers Challenges the Boundaries of Masculinity in Super Bowl AdWhat would you do for a Snickers bar? -
Is the Country More Ready for a Female President or Male Minority President?The next president could very well be female or a minority. Is the country more likely to accept one over the other? Does it matter? Read what some survey respondents have to say on the matter. -
ADD is a MythWow, a six-year old has a short attention span? Who'd a thunk it? You say you couldn't remember where you parked? Must be a disease. My evil rant on why ADHD/ADD and other "conditions" are hype by the pharmaceutical companies or hypochondriac crazies.
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Super Bowl Ad ReviewsA brief look at freaky druids, arthritic Vulcans, and crime-deterrent projectile phones.
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America Ferrera of Ugly Betty Wins Golden GlobeAmerica Ferrera won a Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical. A blurb on why America is awesome! -
Soul Sucking Freeloaders and How to Get Rid of ThemFreeloaders and bums are an increasing menace to society today. Read the warning signs and ways to rid yourself of these malicious moochers.












