Patrick Hayes
Patrick Hayes is a purveyor of the strange, obscure, and esoteric. He holds black belts in multiple martial arts and is an Episkopos in the Church of Discordia. A former chef, salesman, and IT technician, Patrick now makes a living by hammering at a keyboard and hoping that the outcome is coherent. In his spare time he enjoys reading, home improvement, and preparing for the zombie apocalypse.
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Bachelor of Arts in History from Washington State University, Certificate of Professional Culinary Skills from the California Culinary AcademyInterests
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NostalgiaA hunted man meets a mysterious woman in a deserted tower. -
Why I Love the Superbowl: a HaikuA haiku detailing the Superbowl experience at my house.
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Unhealthy Thai Foods: Every Family Has Their Black SheepAs an American with a great amount of exposure to Thai culture and cuisine, I would like to present a list of some of the least healthy options you are likely to encounter at your local Thai restaurant. -
DC Comics Characters with Upcoming Live-Action MoviesMarvel Comics is dominating the movie scene, but DC also has a number of projects in the works; here is a breakdown of rumors and confirmed details.
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Extra Who Suffered Horrific Injury on the Set of 'Transformers 3' is Doing Better, Reports SayA tragic accident on the set of "Transformers 3" sent an extra to the hospital, causing further shooting in the Chicago area to be canceled and possibly delaying the rest of production.
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Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" Rally Raises Awareness and Controversy About Civil RightsConservative pundit Glenn Beck is planning a rally at the Lincoln Memorial on the 47th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech, but claims the date and location are coincidental, not political.
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Tips on Picking Cayenne Peppers, from a Gardener and ChefThe cayenne pepper is one of the most versatile members of the chili pepper family. Cayenne peppers can be harvested at any time, although the color of the pepper will affect its flavor and heat level. -
Family-style Thai Food on Both CoastsThai food has exploded on America's culinary scene, and authentic Thai food is now widely available. My favorite Thai restaurants are in California and Georgia which proves that no matter where you are, a delicious Thai meal is right around the corner. -
Jimmy Carter Brings American Prisoner Home from North Korea30 years after the Iran Hostage Crisis, former President Jimmy Carter secured the release of an American prisoner in North Korea. -
Sparkling Apple SabayonMaking this traditional custard-like dessert with sparkling cider gives it a lighter and airier texture, along with the distinctive taste of fresh fall apples. -
Is Will Forte's Departure from 'Saturday Night Live' Prudent or Premature?After eight seasons, Will Forte, best known for his character "MacGruber," will not be returning to "SNL" this fall. Is the time ripe for Forte to strike out on his own?Also published on: -
Pumpkin Oatmeal Cranberry MuffinsThe scents and flavors of pumpkin, oats, cranberries, and spices combine in these simple, tasty muffins. -
Celebrity Surgeon's Death Brings Cell Phone Bans Back into the SpotlightCelebrity plastic surgeon Frank Ryan died on Monday in a car crash believed to have been caused by texting while driving. This is certain to reopen a number of debates regarding bans on cell phone use by drivers. -
Georgia High School Football: North Gwinnett Bulldogs Flatten the Grayson Rams in the Preseason OpenerSince Bob Sphire took over coaching duties 4 years ago, the North Gwinnett Bulldogs have gone 46-8 and are poised to continue their winning streak.
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Tila Tequila Shaken but Undeterred by Juggalo AttackTila Tequila was attacked on Saturday, Aug. 14, by an unruly mob at this year's "Gathering of the Juggalos," but it's unlikely to affect her career.
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Anticipation is Running High for Harry Potter and the Deathly HallowsAs we count down the days until November, I also wanted to count down the top 10 reasons why I'm excited for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
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A Brand New Bag: Best Backpack Alternatives for High School StudentsFashion for high schoolers is an extremely fine line to walk. This includes their school supplies, especially their school bag. Here are my suggestions for the best backpack alternatives for high school students.
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Richie Hayward, Little Feat's Drummer, Has Left Some Big Shoes to FillRichie Hayward, who had a celebrated, 40-year career drumming for the band Little Feat, died last week. His death put me in the mood to reminisce about the events that led me to discover his music. -
Stir-Fried Brussels Sprouts with BaconThis is an extremely simple dish, but tender, savory Brussels sprouts and smoky, crispy bacon provide more than enough flavor and texture. This is excellent as a side dish but is also rich enough to be a light entree. -
Summertime Grilled Brussels SproutsThe smokiness from the grill is a perfect accent to the flavor of Brussels sprouts. These go wonderfully with grilled steak, chicken, burgers, or on their own. -
"Twelve" Hits the Big Screen, but Bigger Isn't Always BetterThe film adaptation of "Twelve" has received mixed reviews from critics and audiences. Unfortunately, I can't help solve the debate; all I can do is offer my own mixed review.
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2010's Best Backpacks for Kindergartners, as Chosen by an Overgrown ChildBuying your child's first school backpack is fraught with peril and pain. No, not really, but the number of options can be overwhelming. Here are some shopping tips and my top 5 picks for this year's best backpacks.
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Spicy Food for a Healthier LifeCapsaicin, the compound that makes chili peppers hot, is also an effective pain reliever, and may also be the future of cancer and obesity treatment.
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The Growth and Spread of Asian Martial Arts in the USAAn overview of the different ways in which Chinese, Japanese, and Indian martial arts entered the USA, how they have been received, and how they have been adapted. -
How I Came to My Senses and Learned to Embrace Nonsense: or Hot Dogs and Golden Apples: a Recipe for Temporal EnlightenmentHow I discovered the religion of Discordianism, and how it failed to change my life. -
ReflectionsFloating in a swimming pool brings a man's deep thoughts to the surface. -
Pad Gra Pow (Thai Basil Stir-Fry)Pad Gra Pow is a quick, simple, and versatile dish, and is a staple of authentic Thai cuisine.
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Organic and Vegetarian Meals Are On-Deck at Seattle's Safeco FieldSafeco Field is looking to change the way baseball fans snack at the stadium with a new selection of vegetarian and organic menu items.Also published on:
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Cranberry Sauced: A Holiday Jell-O ShotAn easy and festive Jell-O shot combining cranberry and orange flavors, with a potent rum kick.
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Stuffed Zucchini RecipeAn easy-to-make recipe that is a balanced meal all on its own.
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Immigration Debate Heats Up Georgia's 2010 Gubernatorial RaceThe debate over illegal immigration is taking center stage in this year's gubernatorial race in Georgia.
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Strawberry Chiffon PieA delicious no-bake pie, perfect for those summer days when strawberries are in season and it's too hot to cook anyway.
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Oliver Stone Ignites Controversy with Anti-Semitic RemarksDirector Oliver Stone recently made anti-Semitic remarks in an interview. This controversy is comparable to other high-profile gaffes made by celebrities and media figures.
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"The Road to Madness:" Blurring the Lines Between Fantasy, Science Fiction, and HorrorAlthough usually classified as a "horror" author, H. P. Lovecraft was a remarkably versatile writer whose work spans such genres as horror, science fiction, and fantasy.
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The Roman Army and the Marian ReformsGaius Marius (157 - 86 BCE) was one of Rome's most innovative generals. The reforms he introduced turned Rome's already formidable fighting forces into an unstoppable, professional army and made Rome the Classical world's pre-eminent superpower.
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The Mandate System in the Post-WWI Era Middle EastA brief overview of how European powers divided the remains of the Ottoman Empire between themselves immediately after WWI, the repercussions of which would influence global politics for the next century.
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Time to GoA young man's chance encounter with a mysterious stranger alters the course of his life, and beyond.