C.B. Jones

C.B. Jones

Working from home, cbjones hopes to one day be able to look back at his 4th grade teacher, and laugh in her face for saying that no body can claim ownership of Saturn's rings.It will be a day which will be documented in a Bollywood blockbuster titled "Ringading-Ding"

Till then, cbjones writes, draws and sometimes sings in the shower when he thinks no body is around to hear him butcher classics.
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  • How to Grow a Thick Beard like Brian Wilson
    7/20/2011
    Baseball superstar, and downright amazing person, Brian Wilson's become sports top dog in the hair department. His beard is a world wide sensation, and could probably run for president(and win) in 2012. Yo too can grow a face suit like Brian Wilson.
  • The Five Most Overrated Football Coaches of All Time
    7/19/2011
    When you think of overrated football players, names like T.O., Brady, and Manning may come to mind. More often than not, it's the coaches who are the overrated ones. A great player can make an okay coach look like a genius.
  • LeBron James: The NBA's Biggest Choke Artist
    7/7/2011
    LeBron James managed to go from being the peoples champion, to basketball's public enemy number one. His worst decision had nothing to do with going to Miami, it was to pretend that he was more than a human highlight reel.
  • 5 Reasons the World Isn't Ending in 2012
    7/6/2011
    The world is going to end on Dec. 21, 2012. According to people with little to no respectable credentials, Christ is set to return on that date. while the are people who believe everything they are told, Some of us would rather step back and weigh such..
  • 3 Reasons the Oprah Winfrey Network was a Bad Idea
    7/6/2011
    Normally, making a list for an online audience would mean the writer has at least 5 points to make. Not this time. It's clear to me why the Oprah Winfrey Network is dead in the water. And I suspect that people who are supporters of Oprah can agree with..
  • 5 Best Rock Albums of 2011(thus Far)
    7/5/2011
    Six months down, six more to go. We've already seen some amazing albums released in the first half of 2011.There are always a few that seem to stand out above others. The cream always rises to the top.
  • Top 10 Video Game Cameos
    6/30/2011
    What do Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Shaq all have in common? The same thing they have in common with Snoop Dogg and Fred Drust. More confused than usual? Don't sweat it, all will be explained after the jump.
  • 18 Months from Doomsday: What Will it Be Like?
    6/29/2011
    -With 2012 nearing, the talk of a possible doomday continues to get louder. Everyone has an opinion on the subject, but nobody is certain what they can expect from the world ending. What would it look like? How will it happen?
  • Overrated Feats in Sports: Golf Hole in One
    6/27/2011
    Golf is a fantastic summer sport. You can network, oggle beautiful locals, and aim for people when at the shooting range. Hole in ones are seen by most people as some sort of grand accomplishment. That's only true if your teeth in in a glass by the bed.
  • Most Memorable College Basketball Jerseys of All Time
    6/27/2011
    In sports, looking like a winner is just as important as actually winning. Nobody wants to have the ugliest uniform on the basketball court. Lets take a look at some of the best jerseys in College Basketball. No eyesores are in my top five, guaranteed!
  • Top Ten Reasons the NCAA Tournament Must Be Expanded
    6/23/2011
    The NCAA Tournamen is probably the best post season for spectators. It manages to garner attention from people who don't even watch sports, and has everyone filling out brackets every year. It's almost maddening. I say almost, because it can still be impr
  • 5 Best Rap Albums of 2011(thus Far)
    6/22/2011
    6 months into the year, and we've already seen some impressively creative rap albums come out.It's really a testament to the diversity of the genre. If you're looking to check out some of heavy hitters that came out this year, look no further.
  • 5 Surefire Ways of Ruining a 4th of July Party
    6/20/2011
    On this nations birthday, it's customary to stay outside for most of the day, eating fried food, then blowing things up after the sun goes day. It's great. Only way to mess it up? Snakes and a flame. The fun always stops when there's snakes and a flame.
  • Protect Your Children from Fireworks Accidents During July 4th
    6/16/2011
    -July 4th is a time for food, family, friends and fireworks. The 4 F's are grand when combined into one glorious day. fireworks in particular are an awe-inspiring sight to behold. But they are also a very dangerous thing, that no one should take likely.
  • Two Things Keeping Mugen from Being the Perfect Video Game
    6/16/2011
    As far as PC fighting games go, I rank all games made using Mugen at least a cut above the rest. Even games which I only played 3 or so minutes before sending to the recycling bin, even those are better that the non-Mugen computer fight...
  • Five Reasons Trolling Alienates People Online
    6/15/2011
    Curious as to why nobody is paying attention to you in a chat room/online game/message board/twitter? Do you feel your ideas and point of view on the world should be considered as valuable? Would you prefer to see this typed in leet speak? Troll.
  • Top Five College Football Uniforms
    6/15/2011
    Just like Boise State's Blue turf, an ugly uniform has the power to ruin a potentially great college football game. Unlike that lame gimmick of a field, bad jerseys can be redesigned into good ones. Some jerseys are terrific, and need no alterations.
  • How Yo Reform Hoarders and Restore Sanity in Their Lives
    6/14/2011
    Picture waking up everyday,not being able to see the floor in your home and windows/doorways being inaccessible due to speed bumps made of old clothing. Now, picture yourself not being aware that this these are poor living conditions for a human being.
  • Five Things that Make Mugen One of the Greatest Freeware Games Out
    6/13/2011
    The Mugen fighting game engine has been around for a little more tahn 10 years now. With the recent updates released by a rejuvenated Elecbyte, It got me to thinking about why I still enjoy Mugen. Why is it that I continue to go back and ed...
  • Overrated Feats in Sports: Unassisted Triple Play
    6/13/2011
    The three most exiting things in baseball are fairly easy to determine. obviously, the homerun is king. Following that would have to be an acrobatic catch. And the standard triple play has a good bit of wow to it. What about the Unassisted Triple?
  • Gaming Easter Eggs & Trivia: Street Fighter Series
    6/7/2011
    Much like platform shoes, sagging jeans and high/low fives, The Street Fighter series will never truly die out. Those legendary martial artists of the video game world are immortal. The world warriors have a lot going for them . I've compiled a lis
  • Overrated Feats in Sports: Hockey Goals
    6/6/2011
    Hockey is such a great sport.It's playable outdoors, and indoors. It's not hindered much by the elements(unseasonable warmth not withstanding.) and best of all, some of the worlds best athletes play it! Goalies, believe it or not, are not that athletic.
  • Overrated Feats in Sports: Slam Dunk
    6/2/2011
    The slam dunk has been a major staple in the world of basketball for many years. Legends and modern day ballers alike are all connected by the act of jumping high enough to touch the rim for an easy two points. It used to be a great thing. Now it's lam
  • Top Five Twitter Bots that Make Me Laugh
    6/1/2011
    Most, if not all, Twitter users have become victims of spam bots. They follow a mass number of users, and do nothing but post advertisements over and over and over again. It's maddening. They give good wholesome bots a bad name.
  • Top Five Trading Card Game Video Games
    5/31/2011
    Like collecting cards, and battling people to see who's deck is better? Like playing video games against friends and complete strangers? Ever wondered if these two hobbies would some day meat and meld into a good combination?
  • Five Alternatives to American Football
    5/26/2011
    With the NFL lockout in full effect, and a strike looming, We take a look at football alternatives. 5 sports in particular stand out. Each have there fair share of football-like elements.
  • Top Ten Non-Madden Football Video Games (part 2)
    5/24/2011
    When you need your football fix on a rainy day, Madden might not always satisfy your pigskin taste buds. Sometimes, you just want something a little more...different, that strays away from the norm.
  • Ten Fun Things to Do After May 21, 2011
    5/20/2011
    Some random goober called Harold Camping says that May 21 is when the rapture is happening. If your a good person, you get sent up to heaven. The rest of us have to wait on earth for the bad man to come get us...What the?
  • Top 5 Street Fighter Characters
    4/14/2011
    With the continued success of Street Fighter 4, I can't help but reminisce favorite moments from earlier games in this franchise. The Barrel game from SFII, Alpha 3's special pre-fight intro between Sagat & Adon, and Akuma's ambush from Super Turbo
  • Top Ten Non-Madden Football Video Games (part 1)
    4/13/2011
    Football video games have been a major fixture in the industry for quite some time. Tecmo, Sega, EA and others have brought forth fun games that, surprisingly enough, rival or even surpass the Madden series in terms of fun factor.
  • Five Facts Regarding the NFL Lockout
    4/12/2011
    Before you take sides in the whole "who's to blame, and who's the "sympathetic victim"show" involving the NFL players and owners, you'd be better off taking time to look at a few interesting truths about the NFL lockout.
  • 5 Things Learned from Watching the 2011 NCAA Tournament
    4/6/2011
    With Duke getting robbed of the chance to repeat, and Carolina falling short of making it to the Final Four as well, this year's tournament hasn't been light on upsets. The overlooked four are a prime example of why adding teams was a smart idea.
  • The Very Best NES Games Still Worth Playing
    11/2/2010
    There are a ton of NES games you could be playing right now. The cream of the crop isn't that hard to find. 8-bit greatness is just a button press away.Come see who made the cut!
  • The Very Best Xbox Games Still Worth Playing
    11/1/2010
    Before online gaming on the Xbox 360, there was online gaming on the Xbox! Since Microsoft shut down all servers of Xbox Live game, the perceived classics don't seem that classical any more. I found a few offline gems that are still quite fun to play.
  • The Unseen Linguist's Guide to Singing
    7/6/2010
    I like to peg myself as a fairly comparable song hawk(which is the more manly version of a song bird). I can croon with the best of 'em when in the privacy of my own bathroom. It wasn't always that way though. I used to be a horrid singer in
  • The Instigators Guide to Winning Arguments
    6/23/2010
    Being wrong all the time really sucks. It's hard to get by when people around you realize just how blatantly incorrect you are on most subjects. What if there was a way to be wrong, but still come off as someone who knows how to make sense of everything?
  • How Many Things on Earth Are More Annoying Than the Vuvuzela Horn?
    6/16/2010
    The 2010 World Cup is in South Africa. Good for them! Unfortunately, the annoying horn sound I herd while watching the Confederations Cup is also in Africa. It's called the Vuvuzela horn. And it sucks, to the extreme!
  • Top 10 Reasons I DON'T Know What You're Sayin'
    6/9/2010
    You know, Some people have a hard time expressing themselves. That's understandable, you know what I'm sayin'? It gets to the point where you don't know if they get the questions being asked, or if they even know what the word question means, you know?
  • Which Video Game System is Better? Wii, Xbox 360 or Playstation 3?
    5/24/2010
    Sony, Nintendo and Microsoft are in the middle of a war. All three are armed with the latest and greatest technology to help them ensure victory. When the dust settles, only one of them will get to sit on the thrown as gaming royalty.
  • How to Be a Grizzly Bear
    4/27/2010
    Ever choked the life out of somebody while executing a bear hug? Get your head stuck in a bee's nest while rubbing up against a tree? Steal picnic baskets? If you answered yes to any of those questions, than a life as a Grizzly bear is perfect for you!
  • Top 10 Senior Social Networking Websites
    4/24/2010
    Social networking is an unstoppable juggernaut that time can't destroy.How do I know this? Old people are joining in, and young people don't seem to be disgusted by it. If this were a fad, they'd all scatter like roaches after the fridge has been moved.
  • The PenUltimate March Madness Office Pool Guide
    4/5/2010
    College sporting events are boring for the most part. Who want's to watch a amateurs flailing about, while dozens of wasted students are in the crowd yelling at the top of their longs? It's way more tolerable when there's a small sun of money involved.
  • Hip Hop Power Rankings: Strongest Emcees
    2/23/2010
    Boastfulness is one of the foundations of rap music. Hip Hop artists are expected to flaunt their self proclaimed superiority when in the middle of a cipher. The strength of your metaphors could also relate to what you bench when in the gym.
  • The Skywalker's Guide to Winning Dunk Contests
    2/11/2010
    Can you fly like an eagle? Have god given ability to leap into the air, and get stunk for a limited amount of time? Can you do a quadruple windmill, tomahawk reverse jam? If you answered yes to any of those, you're either a liar or a Street Ball Legend.
  • How to Execute the Perfect Wedding Day Kiss
    2/2/2010
    Congratulations on meeting your soul mate. You should be proud. I hope you realize that finding that special someone was the easy part. The hard part comes in the form of a face to face showdown, with tongues drawn at dawn.
  • Top 5 Super Mario Video Games
    2/2/2010
    The Mario franchise has made Nintendo a lot of money over the years. Almost game staring the plump princess rescuing, gorilla battling, green dinosaur riding, mustache having Italian dude has been a success. This is s list of the top five Mario bra...
  • How to Modify Your Car for a Derby
    2/2/2010
    Apple pie, hot dogs, Derby, spam lunch meat, french toast. All of those things signify the core of America. Unlike everything else on that list, Derbies aren't experienced firsthand by the masses. This guide will help make your car into a winner.
  • Food Fight Dos and Don'ts
    1/20/2010
    An abnormally large meatball is headed right for you! Don't panic, I've got a some tips that'll not only help you survive a food fight without injury, but also allow you to have as much fun as possible. heed my warnings & win 87.6% of the time.
  • Most Used Sitcom Christmas Special Cliches
    1/20/2010
    Television is a nice little way to help unwind and relax after a long hay of doing...Whatever it is people do at their chosen professions.One of my favorite television formats growing up was the sitcom Whenever the holiday season rolled around, there s...
  • Dos and Don'ts of Decorating Christmas Trees
    12/23/2009
    As with most other organized construction projects, there are a set of rules and regulations one must follow when wetting up decorations on a tree. Said rules are in place fore safety reasons. There's no point in participating in this activity if
  • How to Find the Best Christmas Tree Ever
    12/22/2009
    A tree can either make or break Christmas. Not all trees are created equal. Some are above average, but severely flawed in certain areas. Most trees are not worthy of being dragged into your house, and strangled with tinsel and popcorn on string.
  • Inexpensive Holiday Gifts for Sports Fans
    12/21/2009
    It's cold outside but, but the heart of your average sports fan pounds with the heat of a thousand suns.There are a ton of inexpensive sports related gear being sold on Amazon.com. There's are but a few interesting examples.
  • Best Rapper Alive: Weird Al Yankovic
    12/10/2009
    Two things are certain when it comes to rap. Every mixtape you ever hear will feature a verse with someone rhyming hood with good. Also, all rappers are extremely boastful. Ask any rapper who the the best is, and they will probably point at themselves.
  • How to Become a Race Car Driver
    12/9/2009
    Like driving? Like getting a paycheck for doing something you would probably do for free? Want the freedom to speed without having to worry about getting pulled over by the police? With my tips, you'll be swerving in and out of traffic.
  • Budget Christmas Shopping for Kids
    12/7/2009
    Inexpensive gifts are easy to find, you just need to know were to look. Children aren't that difficult to please when you really think about it. They haven't been around long enough to know disappointment. Thus, anything will will bring them happiness.
  • Top 5 Christmas Themed Video Games
    12/7/2009
    Ever since the Nintendo Entertainment system was released, video games and Christmas have been tied at the hip. There always seems to be some sort of special bundle for consoles and popular games released during the holiday season. With the ob...
  • The Wise Young Man's Guide to Being a Teenager
    11/24/2009
    Besides underage smoking, underage drinking, unsupervised parties, being a teenager is quite blah. You're not yet an adult, school is still in the way of what you really want to do, and some people appear to only exist to start drama in others life...
  • Best Vehicles for Snow Travel
    11/24/2009
    Since the dawn of time, man has racked his brain trying to solve the puzzle of getting from point A to point B then the ground is covered with snow. Many contraptions have been manufactured. Many of them either don't work well enough, or no
  • Budget Christmas Shopping for Your Wife
    11/23/2009
    Want to buy the perfect gift for your wife this Christmas? To bad, it doesn't exist. No earthly possession in existence is good enough for your better half. Letting her know this will only get you a one way trip to the dog house for not at lea...
  • UltimateThanksgiving Haiku
    11/19/2009
    Perhaps one of the greatest haiku of all time? Yeah, maybe.
  • Mugen Feature Wishlist
    11/19/2009
    Mugen is a Fighting game engine, created by Elecbyte, that is currently in open beta. The newer versions of Mugen are still quite buggy. Because it's not an open source engine, it's nature for people like myself to come up with wish lists, that cons
  • Letter to Santa: I'm on to You, Fat Man
    11/18/2009
    -I know we go back a longs ways man, but it's time to sever ties. You did some things that would completely uncalled for, and I did some things that can be justified because of that you did. Lets just call a spade a spade and go our desperate ways.
  • How to Save Money on December & Christmas Birthdays
    11/17/2009
    Christmas is a wonderful holiday, if you were born in December. You have friends that want to save money by celebrating your birthday on Christmas, and only giving you a few gifts that are supposed to count for both.Sucks to be you, eh?
  • Top 5 Mugen Games Worth Your Time
    11/11/2009
    There are more than a few Mugen full games out there. Most of them tend to range from okay, to laughably bad. I've taken time to weed out the stinkers, and feature a few of the good Mugen games.
  • MUGEN: The Return of Elecbyte
    11/11/2009
    Wow, so the people who created Mugen aren't dead yet. That great. It seems that the Elecbyte team has returned with a new version of the popular Fighting game creation engine, Mugen. With this welcomed return comes a few questions as well.
  • Access Denied: Tips for Creating Strong and Secure Passwords
    11/10/2009
    Twenty bucks says my password can bench press your password. My password could compete in the Olympics. He does nothing but workout all day and drink protein shakes. What does yours do? look at at the sun all day, right?
  • the Exhausted Mans Guide to Wooing Women
    11/10/2009
    Being a Casanova is a lot easier than it looks. When you're able to make it look effortless, it's the other way around. My technique will help any fidgety dude come off as the smoothest human being who ever walked the face of the earth.
  • The Above Average Mans Guide to Being a Tough Guy
    11/2/2009
    We all aspire to be better than we really are. It's human nature. Most will never reach high enough to achieve that goal. Because of this unfortunate fact, I've some up with a fool proof guide to help the meekest of meek become tougher than the rest.
  • Quick Start Guide for Gaia Online
    10/27/2009
    It's amazing the things you can do with a little imagination. On Gaia Online, your imagination, coupled with amount of free time and virtual currency are your only limits when it comes to creating an alternate reality to play abound in.
  • NBA 2009-10 Season Preview
    10/27/2009
    Before Shaq costs LaBron a trip to the Finals this year, the regular season has to be played first. There will be injuries. There will be controversy. there will also be disappointments in the form of questionable officiating and mascots.
  • Xbox 360: South Park Tower Defense Review
    10/23/2009
    South Park: Let's Go Tower Defense Play! is a Tower Defense clone. You must defense South Park against an angry mob of minor characters, who want the show canceled because it's been on long enough(probably.) Spoiler alert: Kenny may die at some point.
  • Five Homemade Halloween Costume Ideas for Cats
    10/23/2009
    First rule of making homemade Halloween costumes for cats: don't force them to wear anything. They have claws you know. I've heard cats are known to have scratched a few people before. I wouldn't know, because I try not to rile 'em up too often.
  • Do's and Don'ts of a Tailgate Party
    10/19/2009
    Football and tailgates go together like, well, two things that go really will together. It doesn't take a word smith to realize that. If you want yours to stand out, and not implode before a pass is thrown you might want to read this article.
  • NBA Live 10 Vs. NBA 2K10: Which is Better?
    10/15/2009
    EA Sports has build a dynasty around making the type of sorts games that appeal to anyone with a gaming console. 2K Sports is on the come up, and is making strides at taking the crown. Who'll come out on top in this head to head battle?
  • Five Homemade Halloween Costume Ideas for Dogs
    10/14/2009
    Halloween isn't just for kids, and adults who which they were still kids for the whole free candy aspect. It's a Halloween that all members of the family can partake in. When I say all members, that includes those of the four legged verity.
  • Xbox 360: NBA Live 10 Review
    10/13/2009
    NBA live is like an old friend. When ever it comes by the house, I know exactly what to expect. Usually, I can expect fun, good tunes, and even a few laughs. Unlike my real friends, I can sell Live 10 to Gamestop if I'm dissatisfied by that it offers.
  • Xbox 360: NBA 2K10 Review
    10/12/2009
    NBA 2K10 features a new mode for created players that allows you to simulate that rookies and less talented players go through in the NBA. Not sure if there's hazing involved, but you can participate in the NBA's development league!
  • How to Be a Basketball Superstar
    10/8/2009
    You want to be the next LaBron, Jordan, Bryant or Wade huh? Unless are willing to change your real name multiple times, it ain't gonna happen! You can, however, give the impression that you are almost as good as those basketball titans.
  • Fondest Halloween Memories
    10/8/2009
    Halloween is one of the greatest holidays in existence. That statement is true, not because of the candy and sweats that are given out, but because of the unfortunate costumes some are trotted out in.
  • No Downloads Needed: Top 7 Web Apps
    10/7/2009
    I have having to download files for a program that I probably won't even use long term. Web applications are fantastic because you can access and use them from within your chosen web browser.
  • My Plans for Honoring National Breast Cancer Awareness Month
    10/7/2009
    When is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month? It's in October. Know what else is in October? The World Series. as a dude who is also a sports fan, I'm not ashamed to say that I have more of a vested interest in Breast Cancer Awareness than a bunch
  • Do's and Don'ts of Halloween Party Etiquette
    10/6/2009
    A good Halloween party isn't that different from a bad one. Both have their fair share of frights, and and funny moments. But when the cops are called over to check out the ruckus at a good party, the blood can usually be explained.
  • Freeware Game Review: Silver Knights
    9/28/2009
    Giant fighting robots and video games go together like short shorts and chunky butts. Silver Knights delivers fact paced combat, as well as easy to learn controls so everyone can have a blast without getting totally blasted.
  • Top Five Hip Hop Duos
    9/24/2009
    In hip hop, a potent one two punch can come in many flavors. You can have a rapper with a DJ, two MC's, or even one emcee and a human beatbox. The vest best duos all have one thing in common: Creativity and passion.
  • Top 5 Uses for Vodka Bottles
    9/23/2009
    Vodka is great, isn't it? Those bottles though can quickly become a nuisance when the tasty liquid is all gone. Why not turn that empty space into a useful tool or container?
  • Gaming Easter Eggs & Trivia: Sonic the Hedgehog
    9/22/2009
    Sonic is a video game icon. Once the sole rival to Nintendo's plump plumber, Sonic has been at the summit of gaming super stardom. Some of his Cameo appearances are almost as buzz worthy & interesting as the evolution of the Sonic series it's self.
  • Mayweather Vs. Marquez: The Aftermath
    9/21/2009
    When the dust settled, only one man stood tall as the victor.When he looked around to see his adoring fans, he saw only a fragment of the possible millions who should have cared about the outcome.
  • The Ultimate Fighter: Heavyweights Season Premier Summery
    9/17/2009
    The UFC already has an interesting cast of characters. Some have nicknames, others don't but probably should, and Brock Lesner is was a pro wrestler. With Quinton Jackson's tutelage, Kimbo Slice could become the newest star in MMA's premier organization.
  • Xbox 360: Darkest of Days Review
    9/16/2009
    Did you ever want to play a game that was like Back to the Future meets a low budget SyFy movie, with light first person shooter elements? Well then, Darkest of Days is for you!
  • Top 10 Uses for a Deflated Basketball
    9/15/2009
    Don't throw away that old, decrepit and punctured basketball just yet. You can get a lot of use out of it still, even in it's deflated state. All you need is an imagination, too much free time on your hands, and a tasty beverage to keep you hydrated.
  • Nintendo DS: Dirt 2 Review
    9/14/2009
    Dirt 2 on Nintendo DS tries hard to be as good as Dirt 2 on non-handheld consoles. Because of the omission of one very important feature, this version can only lag behind, spinning it's tires.
  • Six Most Wanted Features in Mugen
    9/1/2009
    What can you do in Mugen? Set up a one on 1 fight between Street Fighter's Sagat, & Legend of Zelda's Link, and recreate your favorite 2D fighting game. What can't you do in Mugen? Too much to list when given a 255 character limit.
  • Top Five PS2 Games that Need a PS3 Remake
    8/31/2009
    Sony had a few certified classics on their Playstation 2 gaming system. There's a reason they dominated Microsoft's Xbox and Nintendo's Gamecube. Developers would be smart to upgrade some of these hits for a powerful system, like Playstation 3.
  • Freeware Game: Little Fighter 2
    8/26/2009
    What does Little Fighter 2 have that your favorite old school brawler doesn't? A great deal of customization, a good amount of depth, and the ability to play online multi-player games.
  • Best Software for Extracting Compressed/Archived Files
    8/25/2009
    Decompressing and creating archive files is pretty easy to do. With a fairly large selection of utilities that all claim to be cream of the crop, it's hard to weed out the clunkers form the true gems.
  • What is File Compression?
    8/24/2009
    -File compression makes sending a large number of files easy. No need to upload files one at a time on sites like MegaUpload, or RapidShare. Just archive multiple files transfer them all at once!
  • Gaming Easter Eggs & Trivia: Final Fight
    8/20/2009
    Remember Final Fight? It was game where you walked around beating up gang members and saving a cute blond. There were also a few hidden goodies that you may have missed the first play through.
  • Top Seven 2009 College Football Predictions
    8/19/2009
    College Football is an unstoppable plague that no scientist has be able to contain in a sanitary environment. It consumes and and changes all who are exposed to it. a mild mannered lad from the south has mutated into an all knowing football soothsayer.
  • Fan Game Review: Sonic Robo Blast 2
    8/18/2009
    What happens when you place one of gamings most popular non-human mascots in the world of DooM? YOu'd get significantly less gore than one might expect, but still something pretty special.
  • NFL 2009-10 Season Predictions
    8/17/2009
    Hey, can you guess what time it is? It's football season time! No more slow paced baseball games that take forever to finish. It's time for huge collisions and Hail Mary passes. Woot-woot!
  • 2009 MLB All-Star Game Summary
    7/14/2009
    Some say MMLB has the best All-Star game in sports. It doesn't always live up to the hype. NO matter what the final score says at the end of the game, there's always one constant: The consistency in which the NL loses(which is every season.)
  • The End All Beat All Guide to Dealing with Squirrels
    7/9/2009
    It is often said that squirrels are the misguided urban youth of tree dwellers. I'm the only person who says this, but it has indeed been uttered more than a few times. I'll show you how to deal with the puffy tailed menace, sans charging $19.95.
  • Mugen Site: MugenTheory
    7/6/2009
    If you want more Dragon Ball Z fighters to add to your already bulging Mugen collection, You should probably get a new hobby. don't want a new hobby?Well then, I suppose you can get more DBZ goodness at MugenTheory.
  • Best Development Engines for Making Video Games
    6/30/2009
    Game development is like making love to a beautiful woman. If you do it right, it should take longer than five minutes...Much longer... Getting with making your very own game is easier that you might think.
  • Wii Motion Plus Could Resurrect Power Glove
    6/23/2009
    The Power Glove was ahead of it's time. with Wii Motion Plus out on the market, It's time is now. Nintendo is presented a great opportunity here to turn a failure into a winning formula.
  • How to Walk Around like You Own the Place
    6/17/2009
    When it comes to owning the world around you, I consider myself to be somewhat of a master at this ancient art. Are you smooth enough to learn and apply my methods to your everyday life? Probably not.
  • Mugen Site: Funnyvent
    6/16/2009
    Splatterhouse is alive and well in some corners on the web. It's only fitting that a Mugen conversion would come about at some point. the arcade horror legend is here to slay Mugen's most foul and over hyped demons!
  • Seven Hilarious Boxing Nicknames
    6/15/2009
    Boxing as a sport is "The Sweet Science". There's reason to believe great care and preparation is not taken when it comes to giving competitors nicknames that would be considered "cool".
  • Mugen Site: God of War Carnage
    6/9/2009
    Mugen is far from being dead. A God of War inspired project looks to breath new life into this game engine. Will Kratos remove the stigma of lame DBZ fan games and poor quality content that plagues Mugen as a whole?
  • What was the Big Story of E3 2009?
    6/8/2009
    Sony and Microsoft threw their hats in the motion controller ring to compete directly against Nintendo's Wii. Which company is pegged to win the impending interactivity war?
  • What Console Maker Won E3 2009?
    6/4/2009
    As dust settles on another Electronic Entertainment Expo, I ponder the events of the past week. Did Sony's announcements overthrow the King of the mountain, Nintendo? What did Microsoft bring to the table?
  • Pop Vs. Underground: What's the Difference?
    6/3/2009
    Wait a minute, is underground music better than pop? Could it be that some artists are underground because they aren't good enough to gain commercial success? Is either question serious?The answer should be pretty obvious.
  • Project Natal: Microsoft's Gaming Revolution
    6/1/2009
    Microsoft hopes to usher forth a revolution in the form of motion controlled gaming. Unlike the Nintendo Wii, The player uses their entire body to control virtual entities, without using buttons.
  • Which Console Maker Will Dominate E3 2009?
    5/21/2009
    The electronic Entertainment Expo is once again upon us. Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft plan on delivering a smorgasbord of gaming goodness to the masses, but all three may fall short of satisfying your apatite.
  • The 5 Greatest Songs Inspired by Sports
    5/19/2009
    Sports and music go together like sardines and a starving alley cat. With the right kind of music, you can experience some of the same emotions that go through the heads of your favorite athletes while they are competing.
  • PS2: Guitar Hero Metallica Review
    5/13/2009
    Guitar Hero: Metallica pics up where Guitar Hero: World Tour left off. It's the same experience you had with previous Guitar Hero games, only this time the gods of Metal stand front and center as the main focus.
  • Mugen Game: Geeks Unleashed
    5/13/2009
    Geeks Unleashed is a video game, with a graphics style reminiscent of the original Mortal Kombat series. This feat was achieved by using digitized photos of actual people in front of a blue screen. The end result br...
  • PS3: SingStar Pop Edition Review
    5/12/2009
    The SingStar series of games are known for being terrific alternatives to buying expensive karaoke equipment, to sing along with your favorite radio hits. SingStar: Pop Edition turns your Playstation 3 into the most annoying little piece of techno...
  • Xbox 360: X-Men Origins Wolverine Review
    5/7/2009
    X-Men Origins: Wolverine is a hack and slash action game developed by Raven Software. As one would expect, this Xbox 360 title is an extension of the much anticipated Hollywood film.
  • PS2: Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2 Review
    5/6/2009
    Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2 is a PS2, PSP and Wii title that features robots from many Gundam anime series'. The title pretty much sums up the whole experience. This game has been done to death, and it's back for more!
  • Source File: Deep Look into AC's Article Layout
    5/5/2009
    a walkthrough that explains the key points of Associated Contents article layout.
  • Xbox 360: Lode Runner Review
    5/5/2009
    Lode Runner makes it's return. Does this retro king have the stuff to warrant respect from younger gamers, or does it fall short of living up to the hype and memories from the older crowd?
  • Fights and Hockey: A Match Made in Kendergarten
    5/4/2009
    The National Hockey League is known mostly for one of 22 things. For the sake of not boring the crap out of everyone with mentioning bloody Chiclets flying across the rink more than once.
  • Software Review: Game Maker
    5/1/2009
    Game Maker could be seen as a relevant response to one of the most asked video game related questions you'll find online. I'm not talking about that "Who would win in a fight: Mario's mustache, or those boulders posing as Lara Crofts chest?" mess.
  • 5 Kid Friendly Sites for Bored Children
    4/29/2009
    I've decided to write the following article as a labor of love for my fellow human being. Or, it's out of sheer boredom. I can't decide which. The following is a list of web sites with kid friendly activities.
  • Website Review: Giant Bomb
    4/29/2009
    Giant Bomb is yet a another resource site buried in a niche market of video game resource sites. When it comes to documenting the release of new video games, and guides for all of them, the market is pretty much cornered on the intern...
  • Mugen Game: SFIINES V. 0.92
    4/27/2009
    Well, this seems like a Déjà vu moment. I've already written about a Mugen game based off a pirated version of Capcom's classic Street Fighter 2. There is a major difference between now and then though, so the redundancy factor should be non existent.
  • John Madden: The Gentleman's Average Joe
    4/17/2009
    April 16th, 2009 is the day that marks end of an era. John Madden decided to call it quits. Because of this, Football play by play will never be as good as it has been over the last X number of years. Also, a Madden-less NFL season makes me cringe
  • Mugen Game: Snk Vs. Capcom Ult
    4/8/2009
    SvC: Ult. is a Mugen fan game based loosely off the personalities and short tempered fighters seen in Capcom and SNK video games. The good thing about games like this is they are sometimes unpredictable. The bad? Same thing.
  • How to Take Care of Compact Discs
    4/6/2009
    Being an avid video game fan, music listener, and reluctant DVD collector, I've mastered the art of taking care of compact discs(I like to call this art "Wang fu"). Unfortunately, most people come off as being clu...
  • How to Escape Those Pesky Hangers-On
    4/1/2009
    Whether you are a famous actor, musician, doctor with obsessive female patients, or Senator who neglects to pay taxes, one things for sure: You definitely want to be left alone.
  • The Mt. Rushmore of Music Hairstyles
    3/25/2009
    Hair is a very touchy subject in modern society. People who have it are often ridiculed and judged harshly by those who lost theirs years ago.Contrary to what some celebs would like you to believe, not all of them are "just like everyb...
  • 7 Steps to Making a Fast Loading Blog
    3/24/2009
    You can call me "56k Man" I fight for truth, justice, and lowly dial up users who love to read blogs, but don't like waiting upwards to 3 and a half minutes for the page to load up.
  • What is RSS?
    3/21/2009
    If you have a Web site or blog, one of the best ways to keep visitors updated and generate a consistent stream of returning traffic is to display an RSS link prominently in your sidebar.
  • Blueprint: Greatest TV Sitcom of All Time
    3/20/2009
    It's hard to admit, but every day I see the truth becomes just a tad bit clearer. Instead of taking a spork to my retina to block out the visions, I might as well own up to it right now. Ladies and gentl...
  • Top Six 3-D Video Games
    3/19/2009
    Why six instead of five? because there are six key games that all deserve to be mentioned in this article. I could just rail off all of the 3-D glasses enabled games...
  • DIY: No Sew Handheld Gaming Case
    3/18/2009
    I've seen about 5 or so PSP How-To's on making a carrying case/pouch for Sony's Playstation Portable. Each gets the job done in terms of helping you create a protective pouch for the handhe...
  • St. Patrick's Day Poem
    3/17/2009
    In celebration of this glorious, yet confusing holiday.
  • How to Be a Professional Wrestler
    3/17/2009
    Professional wrestling is an entertainment medium enjoyed by both children, and grown men who live vicariously though the people who work i the business. Some people consider it to be one of the gre...
  • Top Five Platform Games Not Featuring Sonic or Mario
    3/16/2009
    Sonic The Hedgehog and Mario are the Tupac and Biggie of video game characters. While only one of them is still beloved by long time fans(due to lack lus...
  • How to Play Doctor as an Adult
    3/10/2009
    Doing certain activities are neigh impossible because most people fail to realize their approach has to grow up like they did. Because I'm such a helpful person, I've decided to guide you through the steps of "playing doctor" as an adult.
  • Mondo Jam: Forgotten Street Legend
    3/9/2009
    Mondo Jam was perhaps the greatest basketball player to never play in College or the NBA. He was raised by the streets... And an old man who found him in a dark alleyway near Rucker Park. While not blessed with great lingui...
  • 10 Games to Play when Stuck in a Tree
    3/4/2009
    Lets say you took the job as a notoriously tardy paperboy as a way to meet women(let's just say...). One day you identically step on the tail of one of your future girlfriends ang...
  • The Guaranteed Way to Get a Ton of MySpace Friends
    2/27/2009
    I'll just cut to the chase: You want a big ol' butt load of friends on MySpace? How about using a layout that doesn't take for-freaking-ever to load?!?!?
  • Punched-Out!! - the Mike Tyson Story
    2/24/2009
    Michael Theodore-Rodriguez Tyson III was born on the floor of a New York City subway. It is said this young man punched a bank robber in the face, and saved a basket full of baby kittens before he learned to walk. It is also said he onc...
  • Five Rules for Automobile Advertising
    2/17/2009
    There are no get rich quick schemes for selling cars. There are, however, a set of rules for SUCCESSFULLY selling cars. A few of these have not been followed by so...
  • Seven Ways to Recycle Those Old Clothes
    2/10/2009
    You've made some questionable fashion statements in the past. Don't feel ashamed, it happens to everyone at some point. To keep that closet from erupting with the fury of a mil
  • Strange Things You Can Cook with a Deep-Fryer
    1/29/2009
    Growing up in the south, I've seen and eaten some weird things for one of two reasons. 1.) I was open minded, and was curious of how it would taste. 2.) I was young, my grandmother cooked it.
  • How to Add a PayPal Tip Jar to Your Website
    1/27/2009
    PayPal is a polarizing entity in the world of online shopping. Some love the service because they love Ebay, some hate it because of PayPal's "it's your own stupid fault" stan...
  • The Dos and Don'ts of Movie Remakes
    1/27/2009
    I don't want to see Sam. Jackson play the role of Sho'nuff in a remake of The Last Dragon. Not only is that casting too predic...
  • Feed the Needy Worldwide with Freerice.Com
    1/23/2009
    A few weeks ago I stumbled upon an interesting little website in freerice.com. The sites premise is simple; Answer questions, donate food to the needy.
  • Valentine Six Pack
    1/21/2009
    6 lighthearted Valentines themed poems.
  • Tips on Recession Proofing Your Life
    1/19/2009
    You must adjust to the current climate. Which means you should bundle up, and told on tight to that wallet.
  • C.B.Jones' Inauguration Day Schedule
    1/18/2009
    Mapping out a planned routine for this glorious day.
  • Palindrome Poems
    1/18/2009
    Boredom for me tends to breed bad ideas and creative genius. Recently, I decided to look into different forms of poetry.
  • How to Sell Your Soul for Fun and Profit
    1/17/2009
    Did you know a tattered soul can go for six figures on the black market? Better start selling your before it's too late!
  • Why Kids Shouldn't Abandon Their Blankets
    1/14/2009
    Children cling on to the oddest things. I had friend who once told me that he used to carry around a pair of smel...
  • Peace in the Middle East? That's Doable
    1/13/2009
    The answers are simpler than everyone thinks. If people want to act like children, why not treat them as such?
  • Game Review: Batman DooM
    1/13/2009
    Batman can beat Superman in a fight, and breath new life into an old school computer game. This is the type of game that causes revi...
  • 7 Things You Shouldn't Do with an Infant
    1/9/2009
    Kids are fun, but you can't do certain things with a young child.
  • Ten Annoying Phrases that Might Get Locked Up One Day
    1/9/2009
    If I snap, It'll be because of one of these painfully annoying phrases I've been exposed to over the years.
  • How to Become a Kart Racing Pro
    1/8/2009
    Competition breeds adrenaline, self esteem, bikini babes and the spirit of success. One the most determined and well groomed people can succ
  • Top 7 Historically Inaccurate War Games
    1/7/2009
    As a very observant human being, I've noticed more than a few strange occurrences in pop culture.
  • How to Cope with Internet Withdrawal
    1/5/2009
    Just lost internet access due to mean spirited Raccoons gnawing on phone lines? You still have access to the internet, but AC is inaccessible for whatever reason? If...
  • Freeware Review: Crayon
    1/5/2009
    Crayon takes me back to much simpler times. The late eighties to be specific. I do...
  • N.Y.R. 2K9: Remix
    12/30/2008
    Instead of doing the obligatory new years resolutions everybody knows they won't keep(or remember three mon...
  • Christmas Present Reaction Guide
    12/21/2008
    The holiday season can bring about either one of two things. A dark and unwavering feeling of loneliness, or overly dramatic display of elation. Here are four reactions to look out for this holiday season.
  • Thrifty Holiday Gift Guide: Zombie Edition
    12/18/2008
    If you buy stuff for zombies, they will give you a nice head start when they get that dreadful craving.
  • 10 Games to Play when Stuck in an Airport
    12/16/2008
    If you have an active imagination, you will never give in to boredom.
  • Thrifty Holiday Gift Guide: Sports
    12/16/2008
    You don't have to get sacked in the the wallet region to appease sports junkies during the holidays. Though if you did already, I wish you a speedy recovery. Perhaps you should have considered the following gifts.
  • Thrifty Holiday Gift Guide: Video Games
    12/15/2008
    You don't have to break the bank to deliver holiday cheer. These are just a few not-so-pricey gift suggestions for the gamer in your life.
  • Hey Kids, Here's the Truth About Christmas
    12/11/2008
    Very important people in high places don't want you to know this, but...
  • Star Wars: Sex, Bribes and Tasty Treats
    12/9/2008
    For some unknown reason, Star Wars still plays a prominent roll in today's popular culture. Smarter/boreder men than I have spent hours going on years trying to figure out why this series refuses to die. There seems to be no clear cut reason...
  • All I Want/Need/Demand for Christmas
    12/7/2008
    Perhaps the greatest want list ever concocted this week!
  • How Do You Define Confusificatitude?
    12/3/2008
    Come watch me rant on about words, and the use of words. Also, there may be cake in the shape of words for those who are nice enough to read my words. Word!
  • Black Friday Safety: Better Late Than Never
    11/30/2008
    Black Friday featured deals so good, they made some people lose their minds! There are a few safety persuasions that should be taken for all Black Fridays to come.
  • Top 5 Internet Memes that Don't Exist, but Probably Should
    11/24/2008
    Dare I change the world by adding more useless yet somewhat amusing running gags to the internet? Yeah, dare I do, indeed!
  • How to Be a Part Time Chiropractor
    11/19/2008
    You too can learn how to crack backs and snag women in three easy steps! Step one....Step two....Step three: profit!
  • Survey Says...No Want, NO WANT!!!
    11/11/2008
    a poem inspired by Associated Content, surveys and(for reasons I can't explain) Thomas the Tank Engine.
  • How to Make Anything Seem Cool to Children
    11/5/2008
    Sick of rugrats dictating whats great, and whats outdated/lame? Wish those young'uns would make an attempt to embrace old school greatness? Are you oblivio...
  • Hit the Bricks!: Legos Rule, What Aren't You Playing with Them?
    10/2/2008
    While testing the affects of radioactive horseflies within the presence of his little sister, Dr. Louis L. Brickashire stumbled upon a revolutionary invention that would end up changing the would forever.
  • How to Cope with Ebay Bid Gouging
    9/30/2008
    Hey, that looks like a great deal! *places bid* Hope I win...*five minutes later* ...What the...Some nimrod messed up bidding rhythm! That stupid son of a ^#%$&*!!!!!
  • Resurrect It: R.C. Pro-Am
    9/24/2008
    A look back at a timeless classic, made by a once classic development team, on a beloved platform. R.C. Pro-Am provided numerous hours of entertainment to all who played.
  • Mugen Game: Transformers
    9/23/2008
    based off the classic cartoon series, Transformers brings the long standing battle between Autobots and Decepticons to the Mugen arena.
  • Squeak: Help Your Hamster Reach It's Full Potential
    9/22/2008
    Don't stifle your pets growth. That little clump of fur has dreams just like you do. Assist it in achieving ultimate success, and maybe even make life easier at the same time.
  • The Six Most Blah Inducing Video Game Titles
    9/15/2008
    Whats in a name? A good title can help gain interest in a product. a bad one will only serve to hurt said products chance at success. A horrid one will make people say "what the...."
  • Carpe Diem: ESPN 2 Gives Me Reason to Get Out of Bed
    9/10/2008
    Every weekday morning, around 10 AM, I turn on the television to watch The most inspiration man in modern society. With him, I wouldn't be able to make it throu...
  • Six Tell-Tell Signs of Premature Aging
    9/8/2008
    Father Time snuck up on me and smacked the taste out my mouth. Learn from my mistakes before it's too late. Otherwise, you too will be drinking prune juice before you reach age 30.
  • C.B. Jones Presents: A Concise, and to the Point Review of Google Chrome
    9/3/2008
    Google Has thrown their hat in the already crowded web browser ring. While hopes of world domination are obvious, motives for releasing Chrome into the wild aren't.
  • I'm Innocent: An Explanation of Why I'm a Flawed Human Being, and Why It's Not My Fault
    8/27/2008
    Evidence shows that My imperfection is not my fault. Like Barry Bonds, I'm totally in the clear! Well, only one of us is not guilty of wrong doing. It' was a play on words. See, Bonds did a performance enhancing drug...
  • 12 Things I Learned by Watching Beijing's Summer Olympics
    8/24/2008
    The Olympics have come and gone(for now), and The medal count has been finalized. Amongst the fake fireworks, underage gymnast performances and aquatic domination, I learned some very important things while watching.
  • An Ode to Spammers
    8/23/2008
    This is a tribute to comment spam, email spam, Spam lunch meat and all spam in general.
  • Bodyslams & Chair Shots: WWE's Strange Safety Measures
    8/22/2008
    No matter what your feelings are regarding the current state of the product, WWE is THE flat out leader in sports entertainment. The McMahon's have stomped out tough competition in the past and...
  • Signs that Online Friend REALLY Likes You
    8/18/2008
    Warning signs of someone becoming very affectionate with you in an online video game.
  • Haiku 2-pak: Aquatic Rage
    8/17/2008
    Two scoops of delicious Haiku goodness!
  • Little Known Facts the World Should Know
    8/11/2008
    Knowledge is power. Build a wall of logic to defend yourself against ignorance and boredom.
  • C.B.Jones' Bejing Summer Olympics Predictions
    8/7/2008
    Every four years, the world gathers in one city to compete for honor, the love of their respected sport, and the opportunity test their skills against the top athletes in the world. The final outcome is not as excited as the story lines that occur during the event.
  • The Best Sporty Flash Games
    8/4/2008
    A list of the top sports related web games.
  • Lolcats Are Forever
    7/30/2008
    Most internet memes live a short and uneventful life. Lolcats has mutated into some sort of unstoppable super meme that refuses to die till you give it cheeseburger.
  • Website Review: CafeCafeGames
    7/28/2008
    Review of a new flash game portal.
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