Cynthia Helmer

Cynthia Helmer

I'm a 34 yr old married mom of 2 beautiful girls, ages 6 and 1. I have been married for 8 years. I like fashion, movies, and hanging out with my family.
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  • Bo Bice in Concert
    Bo Bice in concert at the Ho-Chunk Casino, Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin. March 26, 2011.
  • House M.D. Season 7, Episode 17: Fall from Grace
    House's team rushes to save a man who isn't who he says he is and House gets married.
  • Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever
    The gory sequel to Cabin Fever. The flesh-eating disease is back and infests a high school full of prom goers.
  • Tinkle, Tinkle
    This is a short rhyme that I made up for my oldest daughter when I was potty training her.
  • The Human Centipede: First Sequence
    When two female tourists are captured by a crazy doctor, they become part of his evil plan to make the world's first human centipede.
  • Sonic Boost Vibrating Mascara by Avon
    A vibrating mascara that promises to make lashes fuller and more defined, longer.
  • Law & Order: SVU Season 12, Episode 7: Trophy
    Detectives Benson and Stabler discover a body leading them to a serial killer who's been killing since the 70's.
  • Banquet Cherry Berry Pie
    We all know Banquet for their pot pies and TV dinners, now they have something new, fruit pies. A single serve, real fruit pie that's microwaveable just like their pot pies.
  • Red Bull Energy Drink - Product Review
    Red Bull energy drink comes in a smaller can and doesn't give you the jitters like other energy drinks.
  • Applebee's Red Apple Sangria
    An adult beverage consisting of several different liqueurs, fruit juices and soda, topped with fresh fruit and served mucho sized.
  • Fringe: Season 2, Episode 18: White Tulip
    This is a review of the show Fringe, episode White Tulip. Air date, April 15, 2010.
  • Pumpkin, Pumpkin
    This is a poem that I made up for my girls after my Halloween decorations fell off the window.
  • Nice'N Easy Hair Color by Clairol
    Pretty packaging and soft hair was the only thing that came out of using this product, the horrible smell left me running for an open window.
  • Total Blueberry Pomegranate Cereal: Review
    I never thought that cereal can be healthy and tasty until I got a sample of new Total Blueberry Pomegranate cereal and tried it.
  • Lean Cuisine Breakfast Panini: A Review
    Lean Cuisine's new line of breakfast panini just made breakfast for me a lot healthier and easier since I don't have a lot of time to cook. In just 2 minutes and you can have yourself a delicious breakfast without the mess.
  • Review: Ben & Jerry's Single Serve Ice Cream Cups
    The big taste of Ben & Jerry's All Natural ice cream now in a little single serve container, comes complete with spoon so you can eat it on the go.
  • Brother XL-5340 Sewing Machine: A Review
    I got this sewing machine with a home schooling course that I did and with all the features, it's a great machine. The Brother XL-5340 has many features and 40 stitch functions.
  • Liiv Botanicals Revitalizing Face Pearls from Avon: A Review
    As an all-natural product from Avon's new Liiv Botanicals line, I was disappointed in this. It left my skin oily and sticky but on a good note, I did see a difference in redness on my face.
  • Playtex Drop-Ins: Bottles and Liners
    These handy little bottles make clean up a breeze with their drop-in liners, just take and toss. They come in different colors and sizes and can be put in the dishwasher to be washed.
  • Herbal Essences Color Me Vibrant by Clairol Review
    When it comes to hair color, I like to experiment with different colors and products but I always come back to Herbal Essences Color Me Vibrant by Clairol.
  • Deluxe Baby Bather by Summer: A Review
    This cute little baby bather comes in two different colors and is convenient enough for the sink or the tub. Perfect for holding baby so your hands are free to wash him or her.
  • Infants' Mylicon Gas Relief Drops: A Review
    Infants' Mylicon Gas Relief Drops are used to prevent gas buildup due to swallowing too much air, formula or foods. Safe enough to use at every feeding, they are the number one choice of pediatricians.
  • Similac Advance Infant Formula Review
    Similac Advance has DHA and ARA for brain and eye development and is the only formula with the EarlyShield blend
  • Nestle Good Start Protect Plus Review
    I received this formula as a sample and since it was similar to the kind my newborn was given in the hospital I thought she would like this one too, apparently not.
  • Color Truth Cream Eyeliner by L'Oreal Paris: A Review
    The high price of this product almost turned me away but destined to try something new, I purchased it anyway. I don't regret my decision since this is one eyeliner that I really like.
  • Sexy Curves Mascara by Rimmel London: A Review
    This is one mascara that I would definitely buy again. It promises up to 70% curlier lashes and 16 hour hold and it does keep it's promise.
  • Review: Cold Case: Season 5, Episode 8: It Takes a Villiage
    The Cold Case team find a missing boy only to find out that there were three other boys also missing plus there were all killed in the same manner, leading them to a serial killer who was tortured as a kid.
  • Covergirl Exact Eyelights Mascara Review
    This mascara promises to make your eyes brighter with their unique color technology but I found that it made no difference in the color of my eyes.
  • Love My Eyes Sparkle Liquid Eyeliner: A Review
    Love My Eyes is one of the cheaper makeup collections available at Wal-mart but I was disappointed in the Sparkle Liquid Eyeliner which had a hard brush and a long handle.
  • Oreo Fudge Sundae Creme Cookies: A Review
    I like Oreo cookies so when I saw this limited edition I had to try them but I found them to taste nothing like Fudge Sundaes. They are too sweet for my taste.
  • Review: Pan's Labyrinth
    During the post-civil war in 1944 Spain, a young girl escapes the cruelty of her stepfather by following a fairy to a labyrinth guarded by a faun called Pan. There she must endure three tasks that change her life forever.
  • Kellogg's Cinnabon Bars: A Review
    Kellogg's and Cinnabon come together in these new little snack bars that indulge your senses in rich cinnamon and sweet vanilla frosting. Great warm or cold, they are definitely worth trying.
  • The Incompetence of US Cellular
    US Cellular once again proves that their customer service is incompetent. Good on plans and pricing but they lack good quality customer service.
  • Dino-Fizz Bath Effervescent: Product Review
    This little egg was a big disappointment. It fizzes when you toss it into water, comes in different colors and scents and supposedly has a little toy dinosaur that hatches after the egg dissolves.
  • SpectraColor Lipstick from Avon
    The SpectraColor Lipstick is the world's first lip color that lets you customize your shade just by the turn of a dial. Go from subtle to sensational, light to intense with high shine color. Only from Avon.
  • Crayola Color Bath Dropz Review
    Crayola Color Bath Dropz are a fun and colorful edition to any child's bath routine. Choose from three different colors to change the bath water or mix the colors for something new. Fun for ages 3 and up.
  • Durabrand Waffle Maker Review
    The Durabrand Waffle Maker is small and easy to use. It fits into anyone's budget and into any cupboard.
  • Samsung Sch-U340 Cell Phone: A Review
    This little flip phone works well for your basic phone. It does calls and texts well but if you want to surf the web or download ringtones, I recommend a more expensive phone.
  • I'm Not Ready
    Another pretty depressing poem. This one is about a couple that is breaking up and the young woman is heart broken.
  • Waiting
    This is another poem that I wrote a long time ago. It's about a young woman who is in love with someone who doesn't even notice she exists.
  • I Will Be Free
    This is a poem that I wrote quite some time ago. It's about a couple who is so in love but they need to let go in order to move on and do the right thing.
  • Review: LiivBotanicals Vital Night Moisturizer from Avon
    LiivBotanicals Vital Night Moisturizer from Avon diminishes fine lines and wrinkles. Formulated with Plant Essence Technology you get the benefits of rejuvenating plant extracts directly to your skin.
  • Review: Kodak EasyShare V803 Camera
    The Kodak EasyShare V803 camera is a great little digital camera for anyone who loves taking lots of pictures.
  • Funsport Play Yard by Cosco: A Review
    The Cosco Funsport Play Yard is cute, colorful, and budget friendly. Easy to set up, a bit difficult to take down but has some great accessories and fun characters your baby's sure to love.
  • Ducks
    These are pictures of mommy and daddy ducks with newborn babies.
  • Bubbles
    These are pictures of my daughter playing bubbles. I was able to catch some of the bubbles up close.
  • Woolite Rug Stick Review
    The Woolite Rug Stick is a carpet cleaner that doesn't require batteries or a plug. It is easy to use and easy to stow. At a decent price, the Woolite Rug Stick works well and is from a brand you can trust.
  • The Ultimate GravelVac: A Review
    The Ultimate GravelVac is a handy tool to have if you ever had problems cleaning a fish tank. It connects easily to you kitchen faucet and drains or fills your fish tank with ease.
  • Review: Law & Order: SVU, Season 8, Episode 19: Florida
    Florida is about Detective Olivia Benson's half-brother who is accused of sexual assault and her fight to face her demons from her past.
  • Review: Law & Order: Criminal Intent: The First Year, Episode 5: Jones
    Law & Order: Criminal Intent is a spin off of Law & Order. It stars Vincent D'Onofrio and Kathryn Erbe. The First Year, Episode5: Jones is about a lawyer who has affairs with several petite women only to end up killing them.
  • Review: Law & Order: SVU the First Year, Episode 5: Wanderlust
    Law & Order: SVU is a spin off of Law & Order. It stars Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay. The First Year, Episode 5: Wanderlust is about a writer who is murdered by a young girl who becomes obsessed with him.
  • Lash Stiletto Mascara by Maybelline New York: A Review
    The new Lash Stiletto mascara by Maybelline New York promises to deliver length and black patent shine to your lashes. Lash Stiletto mascara does to your lashes what stilettos do for your legs. It makes your lashes long, sleek and completely sexy.
  • Goldfish
    This is a picture of my daughter's goldfish. She named them Huggy and Daddy.
  • The Fountain at Swan Park
    This is a picture of the fountain at our local park. It is an older fountain, at night it lights up. It also sometimes sprays to music that plays.
  • The Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile
    This is a picture of the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile. It had stopped at our local Walmart, with a Oscar Mayer jingle contest and handing out whistles to the kids. My daughter thought it was really neat.
  • Hilary Duff: All Grown Up
    Musician and actress, Hilary Duff, is no longer the little girl we used to watch everyday on Disney.

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