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The Carbon-Neutral MythOne of the biggest myths being promulgated by opportunistic scientists, politicians and the drive-by media is the idea that alternative energy will somehow reduce the amount of greenhouse material emitted by "evil humans"...
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My Deep Dark SecretStalactites above me, stalagmites below...cold...dark. I was floating, swimming. I could see the mouth of the cave ahead. I saw the light shining through...the light...then it was pitch black...I woke up screaming! -
Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Missing ButlerHolmes sauntered over to where Dreyfus was standing, took a puff of his pipe and began: "Thank you, Inspector. Now, let's solve a murder, shall we? -
Billy the Kid--the Untold StoryHell, that twern't even his real name! I mean...what mamma would name her boy after a goat?
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Get Me a New Writer--Dead or Alive!Melville slapped his desk. He knew the writers had him over a barrel and it infuriated him; he was at the end of his rope.
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Four-Legged FriendHey...what's your name, four-legged friend? Stranded at the railroad tracks since when; Oh no...I notice your ribs are showing... I heard you crying in a four-legged way; Thinking this is where you are doomed to stay And that...your ribs would always be showing... I'll take you home with m -
Toolbelt 'N Buttcrack ContestHowdy pardner! If'n yer like me, yew luv ta gawk at them beautee queens that try out fer the Miss Piggly Wiggly contest. Why they's more fun than pluggin' up gofer holes on a lonely nite. -
Why I Did Not Join the Global NPN Affiliate ProgramA consumer's take on Global NPN's affiliate program. -
A Star Trek Love SongI see deep dark space In your eyes... I see deep dark space In your lies... Scotty beam me up To the bridge; I wanna go back Where I belong In space, The final frontier Where no heart Has gone before... I see deep dark space In your eyes... I see deep dark space In your lies... -
I Wanna Robot LoverI wanna robot lover; She'll be like no other She'll do what I say, Won't get in the way; What more could I ask for? I don't need to feed her; I only need to tease her; I just pump in some air And put on her hair; What more could I ask for? Don't tell me it's wrong; I know you want one -
Fear of ReadFeed me... Common and feed me; If you do, I'll love you forever... The dawn's almost here; There's nothing to fear But the fear of red... Trust me... Common and trust me; If you do, You'll live forever... When you're undead, There's noting to dread But the fear of red... -
You Don't Wanna Play FairLast night I was such a jerk; I put you down and said some things That no woman would take In here right mind... Today I would not blame you If you packed your bags and left me Standing here alone But you're too kind... 'Cause you don't Wanna be...wanna be...wanna be Fair... Oh you -
Ode to Frederick DouglassA poem for black history month.
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John BrownA poem for black history month.
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True GenesisA poem for black history month
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The X FactorA black history poem.
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Why Did the Valentine Cross the Road?An original Valentine's day joke. -
Dogs Verses Wives-An original joke. -
I Dreamed of a ManA poem dedicated to Black History Month and Martin Luther King.
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Why Google Can Catch the Most Clever AdSense CheatersPerhaps Google sneaked into your house when you were asleep and installed a chip in your brain. -
A Redneck's Take on Kirsten DunstMah cuzin Jeb says Kirstin Dunst would be funner than skinnin' varmints.
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A Redneck's Take on Nicole KidmanNicole Kidman is purdier than all mah tattoos put together! Yeeehaaaw!
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A Redneck's Take on Gyneth PaltrowWin she's around, I reckon she makes them birdies sing like they're on steroids!
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A Redneck's Take on Nikki CoxIt's all about cox.
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A Redneck's Take on Angelina JolieIt's all 'bout her.
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A Redneck's Take on FergieAll about the blond midget...
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A Redneck's Take on Sandra BullockIt's about bullocks
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A Redneck's Take on Paris HiltonParis Hilton is purdier than a coon-cap in a microwave.
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Climate-gate: How to Hide the Decline in ScienceOK, so you're a climatologist and some whistler blower published your emails on the internet for all to see. What can you do? -
Were Those Climate-gate Emails Really Hacked?Hacker or Whisleblower? You decide! (Cue up theme music.)
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Does Religion Add Any Value to Our Lives?Then there was the whole business of God creating Man from a clay figurine--when there is so much evidence of evolution. According to Genesis, the first day and night were created before God created the sun! -
Irrefutable Evidence of the Existence of the Flying Spaghetti MonsterYes it's true! The spaghetti monster lives! -
Kidney Stones Rock!--Not!So I'm sitting at my computer; it's around two in the morning (yes, I know I need to get a life), when suddenly my whole left side feels like it was hit by bird shot!
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Hey Doc...Why Are Heathcare Costs so High?I don't think there is anything wrong with the quality of American healthcare. I think the thing that concerns me and most Americans, and the thing that is likely to kill us, is the BILL!
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Death Penalty SatireWill the death penalty survive or will it be executed?
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Family Values, Morals and HypocritesNo one likes a hypocrite! But every human being is a hypocrite to some extent. Have you ever told a lie? Have you told your children lying is wrong? See what I mean? -
The Best Cradle-To-Grave GovernmentThe year is 2020. Yes, you live in a box now. You can't come and go as you please, because you might hurt yourself or other citizens. -
Parody of the Barbara Walters Anti-aging Miracle DrugYou may have heard about the new drug on the market that is supposed to inhibit the aging process: the Barbara Wawters anti-aging miracle "Preservatrol!" -
My Interview with George WashingtonThis year I planned something extra special--an interview with George Washington! Yes, I know he is supposed to be dead, and I cannot tell a lie: he is in fact dead...But... -
Animals, Critters and VarmintsAnimal art created with MS Paint. -
Climate Model Madness--Why Radiosonde Wind Data BlowsImagine if you will what would happen if the manmade (anthropogenic) global warming theory turned out to be false. It would be a political and economic disaster for proponents of the theory.
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Does Chance Happen on Purpose?According to Webster, chance is something happening without apparent cause or an unpredictable event. But what is the nature of chance? Is it some kind of force? And how does it work? -
What God is Made OfPlease join me in a thought experiment that seeks the spiritual essence of spacetime, matter, energy and the origin of our reality--the present moment. -
The Science Behind ReincarnationPeople since ancient times have always had the hope of living past death, preferably in some veritable paradise or a new life here on earth that is better than their present and past lives. -
Why Peahens Find Long Peacock Tails so Increadibly Sexy!In the beginning...peacocks had shorter tails but one mutant peacock had a slightly longer tail than the others. The peahens saw it was good (very sexy!) -
Proof that Richard Dawkins Does Not ExistWhy the evidence of evolution reveals a universe without Dawkins.
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Book Review: Richard Dawkins--"The Blind Watchmaker"How Science Can Be Blind -
Is Proof of God Really Required?Though it is a challenging undertaking, is it really necessary to have proof of God to believe in some sort of god? Is faith just a blind, useless exercise of pure ignorance? -
How Evolution Proves the Existence of GodLet's assume that Darwin's theory is true, that life seamlessly evolved in infinitesimally small steps from non-living materials. One question you might ask is what came just before the generation of the simplest life form you can think of? -
The Most Accurate Political Poll You Will Ever SeeJust in! The most accurate political poll you will ever see. The margin of error is high, but hey, at least we're honest. -
What World Financial Crisis?U.S. housing is up 3.5% in 2008; up 3.0% in 2007; up 3.3% in 2006, and so on. -
How to Find the Sixth DimensionA True Story -
Evolutionists and Creationists Are Both RightCreation verses Evolution. The debate rags on, but what if Creationists and Evolutionists are both right? -
The Greenhouse Theory Has Holes in ItIn the beginning...the light moveth through the firmament unabsorbed, unscattered, unreflected until it reacheth the surface of the earth. The surface saw that the light was good and absorbed it and transformed it to heat. -
Why Carbon Dioxide Cools the PlanetIf we replaced the air in our atmosphere with pure carbon dioxide (CO2), how much would the temperature increase? If carbon dioxide causes global warming, then the temperature increase should be astronomical! -
Why Carbon Dioxide is Not a Greenhouse GasI'm sitting here typing on my computer and basking in the coolness of another summer day here in Roseville, California. Did I say coolness? Yes I did. You see, we folks in Roseville are experiencing a summer with record cool temperatures. -
Troy--the Hidden StoryA comedy spoof of the famous legend of Troy.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest ReviewSlow-ho-ho and a Bottle of Dumb! -
So What Exactly is the Soul Made Of?My Search For the Spiritual Realm -
Godless HymnsI wrote some hymns for Atheists so they can join together and sing about the joys of non-belief. -
One Nation Under (Fill in the Blank), Indivisible...OK, so you're an Atheist. You don't believe in God. Well, neither do Apes and cockroaches.
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Anyone Can Paint an AppleIf your painting resembles something, you're a good artist, but if it resembles nothing--you're a great artist. -
When You Break My HeartA belated valentine's day music video.
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FreedomMove over Trigger! I'm Bob the Wonder Horse! Why do they call me Bob the Wonder Horse? Feed me a bag of burritos and a keg of beer and I'll show you...
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The Godfather's Revenge was an Offer I Should Have RefusedHey! I'm dead serious! I am not going to untie you from that chair until you understand! -
Why is Epinions.com Going Down the Tubes?OK...you can't argue with success, but you CAN argue with failure. -
The Professionals--A Film ReviewAction and adventure with great scenery, acting and a plot twist. -
Me Drawings and Me EtchingsI created these images using MS Paint. Enjoy! -
The Top Ten Hottest Selling Products on the InternetSo you're sick and tired of the joke about you...you know...the one that asks why YOU cross the road? -
All About the Plesiosaur: The Loch Ness MonsterYa see, lad, Nessie (also known as the Loch Ness Monster) is believed to be a plesiosaur: a sea-serpent-like creature as big as the house where they keep the inmates who swear they've seen her.
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Paris Hilton--A Genius?The dumb blond act is just that: an act. -
Death is but a DreamAre you a woman dreaming you're a locust, or a locust dreaming you're a woman? -
Hannah Montana Rhymes with BananaNobody's perfect...She leads a double life...Miley Stewart by day...Hannah Montana by night...
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Unpainted WarriorAs Red Cloud paid the cabbie, he stared at the faces of our forefathers on the bills. It seemed as though they were taunting him. "The only good Injun is a dead Injun. This is our land now, redskin!"
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The Mermaid's Big SecretNot your typical mermaid story. -
Internet Dating: True Love or a Serial Killer?So you think you have met someone worth dating online? So it seems. What a wonderful tale she has told you about herself. She seems sweet, innocent and rolled up in whip cream and powdered sugar.
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Charles SchwabCharles Schwab Invests In Its Customers.
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Deborah Rumsey - Statistics for DummiesSurvey Question: How Dumb Are You?
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Rocky Horror Picture ShowPros: Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, and Meat Loaf star in the same movie. Cons: Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, and Meat Loaf star in the same movie.
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Band-Aid Large Adhesive PadsThey Work On Vampire Bites
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Black Belt MagazineThe Best Defense
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Mixed Results--The Tide is in and Out at EbayLook! It's an e-ocean! It's an e-river! It's an e-lake! No...it's EBAY!
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Discovery Toys Peeks the ClownOnly Ten Piggyback Rides
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Comment Wars and the Art of the DebateHave fun and be a good sport.
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Jack in the BoxJack Is Outside the Box
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Canada, Eh?The bottom line is Canada is on top.
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When Cupid's Arrows Are SpentLike a gentle stream winding its way through the plot of many a play,
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Muriel's WeddingDo You Take This Crazy Woman To Be Your Wife?
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My Best Friend's WeddingMothra vs. Godzilla? No. Julia Roberts vs. Cameron Diaz
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Man from Snowy RiverWild Horses Dipped In Hair Gel
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OthelloA Tragic Fellow--That Othello
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Twelfth NightA Cross-dressing Comedy
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King LearKing of the Road
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You Don't Have to Be the Best to SucceedA smooth read that you must read if you care about success.
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The Very Best of Leo Sayer by Leo SayerThe Charlie Chaplin of Rock and Roll
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Taming of the ShrewShe'll Chew You Up And Spit You Out! -
The Essentials by the SpinnersSpin Back Through Time with the Spinners
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I'm Dreamin' of a Redneck ChristmasBe careful what you put in the stocking.
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The Pianist by Original SoundtrackCan You Play "The Holocaust"?
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The Origin of ChristmasBe careful what you stuff in the stocking.
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Julius CaesarFriends, Romans, Countrymen...
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Ultimate Yanni by YanniThis two CD set is a good deal if you want the best of Yanni without having to buy several CDs.
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Classics by Don McLeanThe songs "American Pie" and "Vincent" make this CD worth owning
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My Dreams Are Beyond ImaginationPerfect for lovers of both classical and pop music. -
DruidsThe Origin of Chicken Breasts. -
Mary Jane Sterling - Algebra for Dummies BooksMarijuana (Mary Jane) Was My Teacher
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Regina's DreamYou'll find your wings if you follow your heart.
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Don't Answer that Door!Turn out the lights and turn the sprinklers on. And remove your address from your mailbox.
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Do You Have VD?The following essay contains some adult material, bad grammar and misspelled words.
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Hey Stupid! Why Do You Think They Call it Dope?"Come back! We only want to help you..."
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The Blind Scientist--Evolution Vs. CreationWe either happened on purpose or we happened by accident. If we happened by accident, it took a miracle to give us a sense of purpose.--William Pinn
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More Proof of the Existence of a Higher PowerA proof is not necessarily the only answer, but the best answer.
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Why Would Evolution Give Me a God Gene?Evolution doesn't give a rat's bootay about the GOD gene.
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All Apes Are AtheistsWhat's up with the upright posture?
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Epinions.com Deserves a Ticket for Gross StupidityMaybe someone who has kicked his dope habit will point out their gross stupidy at their next board meeting. -
Death TrapThings are not always what they appear to be.
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Flesh EatersWhat you can't see can kill you.
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Are Your Friends Really Your Friends?Betrayal sucks but knowing the truth will set you free. True friends are not only honest with you, they are honest with anyone abusing you, including another friend. -
Opera for DumbinosThe Voices -
John T. Moore - Chemistry for DummiesIs There Chemistry Between Us? -
Pass the Doobies PleaseThe following is a totally fake interview with the Doobie Brothers. -
Jamie Kennedy Experiment - the Complete Second SeasonYou've Been X'd--Season 2 -
Pickles & Beaver Review a Man Called HorseHowdy Pardners! Welcome to another Roundup Review! -
Hamlet is the ThingA plot summary poem. -
Greatest Hits: HIStory Vol. 1 by Michael JacksonIt's About Michael Jackson's Music
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GladiatorWhat Happened to the Dog? -
My Fake Interview with Tom HanksThe following is a totally fake interview with Tom Hanks, playing the part of Mr. White, the Wonders' producer and manager. -
The Best of 1980-1990 by U2U2 will dig this CD! -
The Best Little Hardware Store of Ancient RomeThey will even sell you a spade to dig your own grave. -
BloodsportHow to get free karate lessons.
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My Weiner CrisisHumor/Satire -
Jamie Kennedy Experiment - the Complete First SeasonYou've Been X'd! -
I'm Spartacus!This is a classic film that won four Academy Awards. Need I say more?
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PICKLES & BEAVER REVIEW TOMBSTONEHowdy Pardners! Welcome to another Roundup Review! Yeeeehaaaaw! -
Ode to GettysburgA film review in poetry form. -
Lethal WeaponI'm getting too old for this.... -
Return of the Pink PantherZee Inspectaire eez back. -
BedazzledA film review. -
Romeo and Juliet--The Motion PictureMark my words. To thee I pray. 'Tis the most noble film based on Shakespeare's play. -
The Plunger in the Porcelain ThroneHello, I am a porcelain throne. -
The Merchant of Venice by William ShakespeareA plot summary poem. -
There's Something About MaryThis movie is a drop-dead funny Farrelly brothers film! There's just 'something' about it. -
Sudden ImpactA film review. -
Planes, Trains and AutomobilesFilm review. -
The Tempest by William ShakespeareA plot-summary poem. -
The Cranberries Reviewed on Wayne's World?WAYNE'S WORLD...WAYNE'S WORLD...PARTY TIME...EXCELLENT...drdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdr..... -
Rapa NuiA film review. -
Vivaldi - Sounds of SerenitySoothing, relaxing baroque music writen by a master composer. -
Spock Proves There's Life After DeathA Star Trek Parody -
All-Time Greatest Hits by Barry WhiteThe following simulated interview was created from trivia facts and quotes of Barry White. -
Spock Proves the Existence of GodA Star Trek Parody -
The Three VampsWarning: The following story contains sexual and violent content. -
Chariots of Fire (Sdtk) by VangelisA CD Review -
The Wyatt Earp Roundup Review!Yeeehaaaaw!!! -
Le Guillotine--A Revolutionary Product!Maybe Marie Antoinette should have sliced the cake first.
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Garrison Keillor - Lake Wobegon Summer 1956Book Review
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Columbo - "Prescription Murder"The Columbo T.V. Series
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Lethal Weapon 2Movie review.
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The Ten Worst Songs of All TimeThe torture at Guatanamo Bay is not nearly as bad. -
The Fastest Tongue in the WestA Purina dog chow review.
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Watch Yer Backside with Gas-XPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTT!
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A Horse's Deposit on a Sesame Seed BunKan I take yer order, please?
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The Power of Negative Thinkin'Who was the dang fool who said "winners never quit"?
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The Great Pyramid of Giza--An Ancient Product ReviewIt comes with a 5000 year warranty
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The Great Pyramid of Giza--An Ancient Product ReviewIt comes with a 5000 year warranty.
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The Trojan Horse--An Ancient Product ReviewTroy you will sack or your money back!
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HURRICANE KATRINA KLEANERA story about a man and his dirt-floor shack that he can never get clean.
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A Martian Named EveSo many eons ago when our sun was a bright blue star, it was so much hotter then. Earth back then was much like Venus is today--a planet hostile to life--its atmosphere filled with noxious gases that no living thing could breathe. -
Icy Hot Pain RelieverProduct Review
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Ivory Original Bar SoapProduct Review
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Casio CTK-551 KeyboardMusical Instrument Review
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Martin D-28 GuitarIt was 30 years ago on this day when I purchased my Martin D-28 guitar. They all sounded cool, but they just did not quite fit my music persona.
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Culligan Faucet Mount Water Filtration System FM-15DIYProduct Review
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Suave for Men Refreshing Body WashHello there. I have what every man wants. When my man gives me a squeeze, he has no regrets. I caress every inch of his body when we take a shower together. -
Shopping Tips and Advice for Choosing Your MattressWill you spend one third of your life sleeping? If so, then you want to take extra care when purchasing a mattress. Don't just order one by mail--take time to test drive each mattress you are considering.
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LifeTime StreetCourt Portable Basketball HoopProduct Review
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How to Prove the Existence of a Higher PowerA How to Article
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How to Beat Your Teen at BasketballOK, so like me, you are 49 years old...er...young, and you are faced with a grave situation. Your ego caused you to step in some trouble piled high and deep. You opened your yapper and challenged two teenage boys to a one-on-two basketball game.
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Romeo and Juliet: The AftermathOne Act Play
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Html Complete BooksBook Review
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Why Would a Guy Buy Pantyhose?Pruduct Parody
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I'm Henry IV I AmPoem
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Best of Bread by BreadMusic Review
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Philips Magnavox 13" TV with Built-In DVD Player, MWC13D6Product Review
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The Legend of Red Sea IsleShort Story
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The Adventures of Pine-SolReview
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National Geographic MagazineA Magazine Review
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Goodman GDS80904BNA Open Flame HeaterHeater review.
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Lance Armstrong: A BiographyA book review
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How I Killed Al CaponeShort story.
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Magazine Review: Bicycling MagazineMagazine review.
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Classic Television Review: Kung FuVideo review.
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One Up on Wall StreetBook review, stocks, investments, Peter Lynch
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PCs for DummiesBook review