Christine Lorraine
Christine Lorraine, aka Xtine, has pursued a plethora of performing arts and professional venues. After serving the U.S. Army in Bangkok, Thailand, she authored a handful of novels, penned many creatively pithy pieces, and performed scores of original songs that she wrote. Aside from these accomplishments, she has invested two illustrious decades into producing and writing television shows and commercials, and owned an advertising agency.
Xtine also worked as a licensed real estate agent for several years. At age 18, she enlisted with the U.S. Army and was stationed in Thailand.
Favorite writing genre: Humor
Favorite musical artist: Sting
Favorite actor: Dustin Hoffman
Favorite actress: Ginger Rogers
Favorite book: A Clockwork Orange
Favorite TV shows: The Office (2001 BBC) with Ricky Gervaise, and Dark Shadows (1966-1971)
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Xtine also worked as a licensed real estate agent for several years. At age 18, she enlisted with the U.S. Army and was stationed in Thailand.
Favorite writing genre: Humor
Favorite musical artist: Sting
Favorite actor: Dustin Hoffman
Favorite actress: Ginger Rogers
Favorite book: A Clockwork Orange
Favorite TV shows: The Office (2001 BBC) with Ricky Gervaise, and Dark Shadows (1966-1971)
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Education/Experience
Gannon University: Real Estate and Communications U.S. Army: Voice Radio Operator certificationInterests
Areas of expertise include motherhood, humor, writing, fishing, performing music, advertising, real estate, military, and helping others.Motto
I finally got my priorities straight. It only took a lifetime.Affiliations
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You Might Be a Marxist Dictator If.Forget about being a redneck, check out this tongue-in-cheek list of 15 telltale signs that you might be a marxist dictator -
Soliloquy for Solyndra - Solar Execs "Plead the Fifth" as Taxpayers Are Fed "Bad Medicine"There once was a great big solar energy company named Solyndra, which received over a half billion taxpayer dollars from the government before going belly-up financially. This is song-studded piece is dedicated to this defunct money-grabbing entity. -
The Benefits of Bankruptcy Protection when Facing ForeclosureSometimes people fall behind in their payments, and they end up teetering on the verge of losing their home or their car. Whether or not it's a route you want to take, filing for bankruptcy can provide protection in extreme circumstances. -
Republican Presidential Debate: Some Candidates Gained Traction, Others Lost Ground - Christine's ChroniclesThe Republican Presidential debate presented by Fox News and Google on Sept. 22 featured some thought-provoking questions from the public. -
Warren Buffett: Tax Promoter, Tax Evader or Tax Manipulator? How About All ThreeShould powerful people who don't pay their own income taxes be offering tax advice to the nation? They do if you live in the bizarro world formerly known as the United States. -
Europe in the Middle Ages: A Day in the Life - Christine's ChroniclesHave you ever wondered what European life was like during the Middle Ages? Read this sampling of what life might have been like for a peasant, a nobleman and a member of the all-powerful clergy. -
From Meandering Hippie to Military Achiever~ Army Basic Training Made a Soldier Out of MeHave you ever wondered what happens when an aimless 18-year-old joins the military? Read on to find out how boot camp turned this young woman's life around. -
TV's Top Dog "Wilfred" Gets Signed for a Second Season on FX"Wilfred" unleashes a combination of crude, unimaginable and adorable that can make you uncomfortable while you're laughing out loud. -
The "Fair Share" Political Concept: Basis of Stalin's Reign Creeps into U.S. Presidential LingoConsider how the term "fair share" has been used throughout history. President Obama isn't the only political figure to use this anger-inspiring technique
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Wisonsin's 14 Senators Need to Return Home and Face the Music for Abandoning Their Constituents: Christine's ChroniclesLegislation that limits collective bargaining rights was passed while Wisconsin's 14 absent Senators were snoozing in the next state. Now they'll need to give 14 really good explanations of why they weren't there to represent their constituents.
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Weird Presidential Facts About All 44 U.S. Presidents Part Two: Christine's ChroniclesFocus in on the lesser-known facts about all 44 U.S. Presidents in this eye-opening two-part series. Watch for Part One of Christine's Chronicles - Weird Presidential Facts About All 44 U.S. Presidents. -
Weird Presidential Facts About All 44 U.S. Presidents Part One: Christine's ChroniclesFocus in on the lesser-known facts about all 44 U.S. Presidents in this eye-opening two-part series. Watch for Part Two of Christine's Chronicles - Weird Presidential Facts About All 44 U.S. Presidents. -
Is it Going to Be 'Sunny in Philadelphia' for a 7th Season?"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is sometimes described as "Seinfeld on crack." Its unfaltering fans wait anxiously for its debut every fall.
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10 Action-Packed Programs Hard-Core NFL Fans Can Watch on TV to Fill the Weekly VoidIt's no secret that serious NFL fans miss football in post-Super Bowl months. Here are some ideas on how to dodge the melancholy mood by tuning into hard-hitting TV alternatives.
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Measure All Your Knowledge of "All My Children" with This Amusing QuizIf you're a fan of Erica's temper, JR's schemes and Pine Valley gossip, here are 10 questions designed to measure how much you know, and give you a warm, soapy smile.
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Read These Tips on What to Include in a NewsletterCreating a solid, interesting newsletter can be a rewarding project that can have a positive impact on morale and growth. Here's what to include in a business newsletter to make it something employees will look forward to reading. -
10 Reasons Why "Off the Map" Might Have a Shot at Staying On the AirIf you like "Survivor" and "ER," then tune into this survivoresque medical emergency show where attractive young doctors dive off of cliffs, perform coconut transfusions, and use blunt force as anesthesia
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Susan Lucci and Wendie Malick to Tangle as Divine Soap DivasWatch "All My Children" and "Hot in Cleveland" combine storylines, characters and wit next month to give both shows an engaging new dimension
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Hey Dunder Mifflin Fans, Take "The Office" Trivia QuizIf you enjoy Michael Scott's misguided management techniques, Dwight Schrute's comical shrewdness, and Jim Halpert's satirical straight-man stance, then "fire up" the copier and punch in for this quiz about "The Office"
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Zesty Zeroes TV Trivia Quiz 2000-2010 - Xtine's 20 QuestionsIf you revel in reality programs and one-word titles such as "Office," "Lost," "Friends," "Community" and "Scrubs," then you've hit the TV trivia jackpot with Xtine's 20 Questions from the Zesty Zeroes decade 2000-2010. -
Hey Politicians, Xtine Says "Walk a Mile in My Shoes" and See What Health Care is like "Across the Universe"Are you so concerned about health care that you're "Talkin' In Your Sleep?" Just try to "Relax" and "Smile" with this zesty serving of political humor. -
Xtine's 20 Questions: Media Rare - Erie, PA Historic Media QuizHey Erie, how would you like to test your knowledge about local electronic media? Here's just the quiz to challenge your memory and maybe even give you a smile.
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Cute Pug Loves Her TV RemoteMeet Millie, an adorable pug who enjoys imitating her humans. Here is a photo series taken on different days of Millie playing Couch Potato with her trusty TV remote. Her favorite shows include "Barking With The Stars," & "America's Funniest Dog Videos."
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Take Online Surveys for Cash - the Best Guide to Survey Sites Ever Written - by XtineIt's easy to be lured into "survey" sites that promise to pay cash, which can trap you in deep layers of questionnaires that have nothing to do with actual surveys. This handy guide will help you avoid those sites.
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Purple DepthsWhat happens when red meets blue? Purple depths
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Frisky '50s TV Trivia Quiz - Xtine's 20 QuestionsDid you know that "The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet" was the first family-reality show on TV? Dive in and swim through these lively 20 questions about the 1950's TV. The answer guide is located below the quiz.
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Father's Day Poetry -- a Collection of Poems to Honor DadThese Father's Day poems were inspired by the author's dad, Joe, who is the father of five, grandfather of 22, and great-grandfather of 7.
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Attention Small Business Owners -- These Free Marketing Techniques Work Just About AnywhereDon't let the slouching economy stifle your marketing efforts. Try these no-cost techniques to hook customers and keep your company's name afloat.
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An Environmentally Friendly St. Patrick's Day LimmerickThis dandy little limerick was created specifically for Associated Content
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Sizzling '60s TV Trivia Quiz - Xtine's 20 QuestionsIf you remember Get Smart, The Monkees, Gomer Pyle and Mr. Ed, this '60s TV quiz creates a hullabaloo. Considering how many 1960s shows are still watched today, viewers of all ages should click here and tune in.
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"Name that Product" Slogan Quiz - Xtine's 20 QuestionsHere's an amusing collection of catch phrases that are designed to stimulate your memory sensors. You'll find the answers and scoring guide beneath the 20 questions.
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Can the Internet Help You Find the Right Man?Attention worldwide girlfriends - Have you tried to find a man wandering down the information superhighway? It can be done, but the road can be rocky and bumpy, so drive carefully.
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Notorious '90s TV Trivia Quiz - Xtine's 20 QuestionsIf you remember The X-Files, Home Improvement, Beavis & Butthead, Frasier, and other noteworthy '90s shows, then rewind your mind to the last decade and see how much you know. The answers and scoring guide are located beneath the quiz.
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Get Up and Boogie! the Top 20 Dance Songs of All Time Are Here - Part IIGet Up and Boogie! The Top 20 Dance Songs of All Time Part II are here for another rousing round of toe-tapping, bootie-shaking hits. These dance-inducing tunes are calling, so get your groove on!
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It's the Jetsons' Generation...Well, Sort OfTake a trip into time, both backward and forward simultaneously. How? Read this article to see how today's technology stacks up against the futuristic concepts presented on "The Jetsons."
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Every Vote Counts - a Rock and Roll CollageIf Washington would "Breakaway" from its spending "Hanky Panky" and stimulate rather than tax American entrepreneurship, job availability would climb "Higher And Higher."
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Totally '80s TV Trivia Quiz - Xtine's 20 QuestionsIf you remember Punky Brewster, St. Elsewhere and Night Court, then tune into this totally gnarly TV Trivia quiz from the 1980s. The answers and a scoring key are located beneath the 20 questions.
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Those 70s Shows TV Trivia Quiz - Xtine's 20 QuestionsRemember when there were only three commercial TV networks available for public viewing? How much do you remember about your favorite shows? Let's find out. The answers and a rating key are located beneath the quiz.
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Steering Away from Politics as Usual - the Stampede Has StartedThis political humor piece blends a dash of current events with a dose of country music classics. The result? A full-baked, "no bull" perspective.
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It's Time to Sing a Different Deficit Spending TuneRock 'n roll applies to Washington's spending habits more than you might think. Read on to see how this political humorist illustrates this specialized parallel.
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How to Get Elected Without Trying - All it Takes is One VoteIf you had the chance to hold an elected public office would you accept it? Read how one mother inadvertently voted herself in by trying to impress her teenage daughter.
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What Not to Do on the First Day of SchoolRead this delightful tale of an adventurous little boy's first day of school, which was inspired by a young girl's drawing. The artwork, titled "First Day," was created by Xtine's 11-year-old daughter, Nicole.
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Love Poems - Poetry Inspired by LoveLooking for love inspired poetry with a fresh, original flair? Enjoy this collection of soothing verses that will elevate your emotions and touch your heart.
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The Ultimate TV Jingle and Slogan Quiz Answer Key and Rating GuideIf you took the Ultimate TV Jingle and Slogan Quiz on Associated Content, then you're going to want to see how well you scored!
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The Ultimate Quiz of TV Jingles and Slogans from the PastTake the Ultimate Quiz of TV Jingles and Slogans and get a "clearer picture" of just how many of these fun phrases you can recall. Then, look up the answers and the tune in to the key that will rate your level of knowledge.
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The Heart of a MotherWords are inadequate to describe how deep a mother's love can truly be. This "heart-felt" piece makes a valiant effort to explain the depth of a mother's love.
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A Canine Collection of My Pet's Favorite Dog PoemsAttention dog lovers -- your dogs are begging for you to read these great dog poems. They were written specifically to help both canines and two-leggers celebrate National Dog Day.
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Feel the Beat - The Generic BeatWelcome to the The Generic Beat's internet debut. This exciting group of performers rocked from Cleveland to New York 1983-1997, and has regrouped with the band's original drummer, Roger Prehoda. Visit genericbeat.tripod.com and stay tuned to the 'Beat.
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Xtine's Musical Fantasy - Please Erase the Master Tapes!Do you have a personal "hit list" of songs that you despise listening to? Read on to see what Xtine's musical disaster picks are. It is her secret desire that these songs might disappear forever.
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Do You Have a Decoration Lady in Your Neighborhood?Read about the ultimate Decoration Lady, who knows no boundaries when it comes to displaying overzealous seasonal touches.
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There Are Limitless Ways to Make Pizza a Healthy MealIt's time to think outside of the proverbial pizza box when it comes to transforming pizza into a nutritious meal.
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A to Z Guide of Unique Management SkillsHave you ever wondered if there were techniques you could acquire that would help you become a more effective manager? Absorb this A to Z guide of unique management skills, then let your imagination be your guide.
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Construct with Care - a "Real" Real Estate ChecklistIt's so easy to be swept away by a home's charm, character or curb appeal. Be sure to consider the full picture when considering a home's value.
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Politics Vs. Prostitution - the World's True Oldest Profession Has "politics" Written All Over ItCheck out this author's opinion as to why Politics is an older profession than Prostitution, then you decide which came first.
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Catch a Rare Glimpse into What Food was like During the Revolutionary WarIt is said that an army travels on its stomach, and we all know that our early American soldiers crossed a whole lot of territory. One of the essential components of their diet was bread made with two ingredients: flour and water.
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George Washington - Soldier, Hero, President and Sailor at HeartGeorge Washington, The Father of our Country, knew how to out-think the enemy. Without his military genius, we may not have won the war.
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When in Bangkok, Do as the Bangkokkers DoSmile at the misadvantures of this 18-year-old know-it-all who decides to tackle the sights and sounds of the ancient city of Bangkok while suffering a serious case of jet lag.
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Here's Your Step-by-step Guide to Start Your GardenHave you been toying with the idea of starting a garden, but you're not sure what you need to proceed? Have a glance at this handy gardening short list.
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Humor: I Survived Childhood. The Question Is, How?What sort of challenges and dares did you face growing up? Did you take foolish chances? Read about the misadventures of this family full of daring young siblings.
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Humor: A to Z Guide of Sayings You Might Remember from ChildhoodDredge the corners of your memory, and see if you connect with this tongue-in-cheek look at things our mothers might have said. Clever sayings, animal references, and various empty threats are all included in this A-Z guide.
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She'll Soon Be a Bride - a Collection of Bridal Shower PoetryPeruse these soothing, romantic visualizations.
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If History Does Repeat Itself, What Lies Ahead? Political Satire, Among Other ThingsTake a step past the plethora of perpetual political pieces, and give yourself a chuckle. Because if history starts repeating, hold onto your horses. . .
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Preserve Pizza - Here Are Some Handy Ways to Store Leftover PizzaPizza is a popular leftover food, so take advantage of it.
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College Students and Pizza - Here's Why It's a Full-baked MatchDelivery, availability and simplicity are big factors that make pizza a great choice for students.
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Maiden Voyage of Doom: Mysteries Still Shroud the "Titanic"Some foresaw the tragedy of the "Titanic," others never fully recovered from this traumatic event. And still others question what ship really sank.
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Doggone Holiday or What Not to Do with Your Dog If You Go Away OvernightSometimes it's very difficult to bid our dogs good-bye, so we take them with us. Sometimes this is a great idea, sometimes it can backfire. Read what happens to this romantic couple who let their canine tag along.
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So You Want to Work at Advertising Agency? Try These Tips to Help You Get HiredApproaching an advertising agency requires us to create strategies to help us get hired. Here are a handful of clues that you might find helpful.
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Conquering Clutter Mountain - How to Tackle and Successfully Dismantle that Pile of Junk in Your HouseIf odds and ends have accumulated into a pile of junk in your home, don't be afraid to tackle it with confidence. Your victory will win you a cleaner, roomier home.
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What Songs Might Have Been on the Beatles' Next Album? - Pure Humorous SpeculationAttention Beatles fans: Enjoy "Magical History Tour," a tongue-in-cheek speculation fantasy piece about what musical masterpieces might have appeared on the Fab Four's next album.
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Education, Punishment and Sexual Pleasure: Puritanism in New EnglandVenture into this part of American history to learn some of the lesser known facts about our first settlers. The Puritans instituted educational and governmental systems, some of which we still use today. But there was also a darker side to Puritanism.
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Get Up and Boogie! the Top 20 Dance Songs of All Time Are HereFeel the beat? Move your feet. The top 20 dance songs are calling, so get your dance on!
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Top 20 Beatles Songs and Why They Rock Out as the BestTake a peek at this top 20 list of songs from the Beatles.
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Top 5 Diet Drinks Are Easier to Find and Cheaper Than You Might ThinkPeruse these Top 5 Diet Drinks and you'll learn that they're easy to find, easy to use, and easy on the pocketbook.
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How to Throw a Great yet Inexpensive Party for Your Birthday Girl!Check out these money-saving ideas to help give your special birthday girl a great party for a fraction of you might have paid otherwise. This article is written by a mother of four daughters, who is accustomed to living on a budget.
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Hook, Line and Sinker: A Guide to Teach Children How to Fish SafelyHave your children been asking to go fishing? Are you procrastinating because you're not sure how to proceed? Spend some time perusing the ultimate "how-to" guide, authored by a mother of six who taught her own children and many others how to fish.
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Meet Xtine ~~ Music's best kept secretXtine was the foremost female bass player of the 80s and 90s. This slideshow depicts her through various musical phases of her dynamic rock 'n roll career.
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Quick! Call the Police: Top 10 Police HitsBack when the music world was riding the "new wave" of the early 1980s, The Police were on the cutting edge. This story paints the musical picture of the best Police songs, as seen through the eyes of Xtine, a female bassist.
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Romantic Lake Erie sunsets and snow scenes are among the most beautiful in the worldSee a collage of Lake Erie sunsets and snow patterns from a teenage photographer who is fascinated with the dazzling, indescribable sunsets, and the bright, white desolation of winter's ravages. She carries her camera to capture this brilliant glory.