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I am a 28 year old heterosexual male from Raleigh, North Carolina. I was raised in America and intend to bring up my children as proud Americans, because I am defined by neither my past nor the color of my skin, but rather by the path I choose to take in life. It is this option to be who and what I want that has me so enamored with my Mother country: the United States of America.
Mental Status:
I do suffer from a slight degree of Asperger's syndrome, which essentially means that I'm a '˜wild and crazy type of guy' with varied interests: hiphop, ol' school r&b (what you know about Parliament Funkadelic!?), MSNBC News, CNN.com news, sitcoms, House, the Daily Show, weight lifting, and the Michael Baisden Radio Show, to name a few.
Career Aspirations
I'm a freelance writer and amateur satirist. My goal is to eventually become either a professional columnist like Roland Martin, political pundit like Joe Scarborough, or expert satirist like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
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I am a 28 year old heterosexual male from Raleigh, North Carolina. I was raised in America and intend to bring up my children as proud Americans, because I am defined by neither my past nor the color of my skin, but rather by the path I choose to take in life. It is this option to be who and what I want that has me so enamored with my Mother country: the United States of America.
Mental Status:
I do suffer from a slight degree of Asperger's syndrome, which essentially means that I'm a '˜wild and crazy type of guy' with varied interests: hiphop, ol' school r&b (what you know about Parliament Funkadelic!?), MSNBC News, CNN.com news, sitcoms, House, the Daily Show, weight lifting, and the Michael Baisden Radio Show, to name a few.
Career Aspirations
I'm a freelance writer and amateur satirist. My goal is to eventually become either a professional columnist like Roland Martin, political pundit like Joe Scarborough, or expert satirist like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
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9/11 Through the Eyes of an AspieThe four terrorist attacks resulted in over 6,500 injuries and 3,000 deaths. Despite such a tragic loss in life, I at the time did not give a flying hoot.
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Young Man Only One Ear Hair Away from Retiring30-year-old Triangle native Chip Sanders already suffers from numerous old man symptoms, including but not limited to shrunken balls, jiggling man boobs, glaring bald spots, and whisker-like nose hairs. -
Big-Breasted Woman Sick of Men's Inability to See Beyond Her BreastsA big-breasted, 27-year-old woman from East Memphis has decided to take a stand against all the men who refuse to see beyond her triple F breasts and accept her as a unique human being with a unique mindset. -
Muammar Gaddafi Loses Chess Game for LibyaAfter 42 years of waging ruthless attacks on both his people and the rest of the world, the internationally famous despot Muammer Gaddafi has finally lost the chess game for Libya. -
Pet Owner Shares Pizza with Dog in Honor of MLK's LegacyLongtime Dorchester resident Charlie Jones, 25, has decided to share half of his pizza with his German Shepherd, Keanan, in celebration of the unveiling of the Martin Luther King, Jr. National Memorial in Washington, DC. -
Drunk, Moody Roomie to Other Roomie: "I'm Going to Crush Your Head."Late Friday evening, 34-year-old engineer Mark Coolidge came home from work and informed his roomie, 26-year-old freelancer Jack Patch, that he was going to crush his head. -
Rush Limbaugh Almost Finds Racial Harmony in 'Biracial Cookie'Following years of straddling the line between being a total bigot and just an insensitive ass, conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh almost found racial harmony this past Wednesday. -
Rick Perry Unsure How Old His Wife Is, Despite Having Access to WikipediaWhile speaking in Portsmouth late Thursday afternoon, Rick Perry admitted to his supporters that he has no clue how old his wife is, even though Wikipedia clearly states that that she was born on March 5, 1952. -
Losers to March for "Vaginal Access" RightsIn an effort to combat years of undeliberate abstinence, about 300,000 geeks, dorks, nerds, squares, techies, virgins, hipster dufuses and other ragtag losers are planning to march on the National Mall on Saturday -
Brief Satire: Mitt Romney Leaves Wife for Bank of AmericaMitt Romney filed for Divorce late Thursday, citing his 'œlove for the Bank of America' as the catalyst for the split. -
Brief Satire: Obama Decides to Channel His Inner RebelSo as to please his base, President Barack Obama has decided to channel his inner Jim Stark by buying a pair of rad jeans, taking up smoking again, and totally kicking some republican ass in a game of chicken. -
Brief Satire: Guinness Names Al Sharpton Most Serious Person EverMSNBC host, civil rights activist, and the man whom white people are taught from birth to hate, the Reverend Al Sharpton, has been named the world's most serious person ever by Guinness World Records. -
Brief Satire: Overanxious Nerd Gets to 'Second Base' with Unidentified Woman23-year-old Brier Creek resident Hardik Gupta got to 'second base' with an unidentified woman whom he has never spoken too. -
Jesus Christ Reveals that Tea Party is the AntichristJesus Christ made a surprise visit to Studio 3A to reveal to MSNBC contributor Willie Geist that the Tea Party, which is overwhelmingly Christian, is in fact the very essence of the Antichrist. -
What If it Were Me?Before you judge others, always ask yourself, "What if it were me?"
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Man Completely Unaware that He's a Total Fatassan unidentified man from Jackson, Mississippi walked into Wendy's and, after ordering enough food to feed a horse, had the nerve to ask for a diet coke. -
Gay Barbarian Savagely Ravages Pier 1 Imports Store for Not Having the "Friggen Pink Loveseat" He WantedLate Thursday afternoon, a gay barbarian brute stormed into Pier 1 Imports at the corner of Stanyan St and Geary Boulevard and flew into a violent rage after he was told that the store didn't have the "pink sofa" he wanted. -
Crazy Conspiracist / Wannabe Comedian Seeks First Contact with Celebrity ComediansAfter three years of trying unsuccessfully to garner the attention of his favorite celebrity comedians, 29-year-old amateur comedian plans on using high-tech equipment he purchased off the Internet to telepathically communicate with them. -
Quid Pro Quo -- You Give Some, You Take SomeOur political climate is composed of various factions, including democrats and republicans. For us to ever achieve anything meaningful, both sides must engage in quid pro quo, in that each side must be willing to give some and take some.
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Kids Dragged to Funeral of Cougar that was Shot for Killing Family on VacationHundreds of parents marched their kids through Yellowstone National Park on Thursday to pay their respects to a poor, innocent fully-grown cougar who was inhumanely shot to death a day earlier for merely maiming, killing and eating a stupid-ass family -
The American People Protest the GOP's Tendency to Cite the American PeopleThe American people congregated en masse outside Capitol Hill early Friday morning to publicly decry Republican politicians incessant use of the phrase, 'the American people.' -
Brief News: Man Who Enjoys Torturing Flies to Death Claims to Not Be a SadistCapital city native William Denison absolutely hates flies'"so much so that he invested in 500 Big Bag Fly Traps just so that he could capture thousands of flies, pull apart their limbs and then cook their limbless but still alive bodies in a microwave. -
Brief News: Stupid-Ass Neighborhood Dog Barks at GodAn annoying dog known throughout the Austin neighborhood of Liberty Hill as Buster likes to bark at anything, be it human, animal, alien or rock'"yes, I said rock. As of late Thursday afternoon, it appears that Buster even likes to bark at God! -
Paranoid Man with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Refuses to Clean ToiletLifelong obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) victim Roger Phillips held a press conference early Friday morning announce that he will not clean his private toilet at his new residence until he develops an intimate relationship with it. -
Brief News: Man Laughs Himself to Death Due to Former Landlord's AnticsFormer Winchester townhouse resident Victor Alowishus Jones suffered a fatal heart attack at 4:00 pm Thursday afternoon after having laughed too hard and for too long at his former landlord's ridiculous antics. -
Brief News: Stars Call it Quits After Sarah Palin Joins Their RanksThe universe's many stars, from red giants to white dwarves, have all turned in their two-weeks notice and pledged to never shine again until presidential hopeful Sarah Palin gives up her hopes of becoming a star. -
Brief News: Gang of Ryde-Or-Die Chicks Take Over K97.5 Radio StationFour young ladies have taken over Raleigh's only hiphop station, K97.5 WQOK, and threatened to cut off the genitals of the lead disc jockey, DJ Showtime, unless he gives them permanent positions as DJs. -
Brief News: House Republicans Scared to Death of Unidentified Fat Man with White Piece of PaperA portly, unidentified man has House republicans so frightened that they've been tiptoeing through Capitol Hill all week long. -
Tin Man Returns to the Emerald City to Petition for Cardiac SurgeryThe notorious Tin Man, whose 1939 journey to the Emerald City with Kansas farm girl Dorothy Gale was chronicled in the movie "The Wizard of Oz," made a surprise return visit to the city late Thursday afternoon. -
Interesting Facts: Why It's so Hard to Find a GF on OkCupidMen are facing an uphill battle finding love these days. Many of them have given up searching for love in the real world, so they're looking for it on OkCupid. -
Brief News: Sean Hannity Looks into the Mirror for the First Time and is Shocked at What He DiscoversEarly Friday morning, Fox News correspondent Sean Hannity did the unthinkable. He walked into a restroom at the Fox News Headquarters, took off his customary blindfold, and finally mustered up enough courage to look into a mirror. -
Landlord to Evict Tenant for Being Too OutstandingThe controversial and completely unexpected move came in response to Lauren, 43, discovering that her tenant has not only been washing his own dishes, but also washing the dishes of the other tenants as well. -
Annoyed Tall Halls Have Had it Up to Here with Funky-Smelling RepublicansTown halls across the United States held a press meeting Friday on Capitol Hill to announce that they are fed up with smelly republicans stinking up their elegant hallways. -
Unemployed British Student Admits to Having Loved the Royal WeddingAn unemployed British student whose education was cut short as per Prime Minister David Cameron's austerity cuts has publicly admitted to having wept in joy when we watched the royal wedding at the Cardinal Hume Centre homeless shelter.
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Brief News: Spike Lee Releases 'Spike's Big Happy Orgasm'After having spent half his life chastising American film producer Tyler Perry for his purported 'coonery,' film director Spike Lee finally gave in to his primordial instincts and released a movie featuring himself as a big, black woman with an attitude. -
Digital Media Tycoon Unveils Her "Almighty Presence" To Mainstream MediaAt 9:21 PM EST on April 13th, Miss Arianna Huffington revealed to the mainstream media that exposure to her presence has the power to provide Americans with financial security, happy thoughts, and much more. -
Texas Man Crowned Most American AmericanThursday, April 7 was a special day for the residents of Houston, Texas. They congregated at the Rodeo Cowboy Bull Riding Stadium to celebrate the crowning of 34-year-old Jessie Loomis as this year's most American American. -
Editorial: Why We Men Shouldn't Use Condoms'"A Thesis Borne from My Insipidness And, of Course, My Hatred of ChildrenA condom is my friend. That's what I was taught to believe by my parents, my teachers, and sometimes even my pastor. But I think they were full of shit, just like when they told me eating glue would make me dumb. -
Interesting Facts: Gaddafi's Letter to ObamaLibyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi wrote a personal letter to Obama in which he begged the president to stop the "unjust war" against Libya (Libya being his nickname). Here are some of the reasons he cited:
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Brief News: GOP Looks to Change Definition of 'Shared Sacrifice'Early Wednesday morning, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor revealed plans to permanently change the Merriam-Webster dictionary definition of '˜shared sacrifice.' -
Brief News: John Boehner Endures Long Week with Tie Stuck to 261-Pound Tea BrewerWashington'"What should have been just another week at work turned into an embarrassing nightmare for House Speaker John Boehner after he accidentally got his tie stuck in his Fetco TBS-71AC Tea Brewer on Monday morning. -
Brief News: Superman Revealed to Be Paul RyanMSNBC correspondent Richard Engel has revealed that Paul Ryan is in fact Superman. He made the remarkable discovery while on assignment last Friday, April 1 at Wakefield Middle School. -
Issa Proposes Deregulating Traffic Safety SystemRepresentative Darrell Issa (R-CA), Chairman of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, held a hearing Thursday to discuss how the current traffic safety system is adversely affecting corporate profits, and therefore preventing job growth. -
Brief News: Biden Named Coolest Vice President EverThe most popular and hardcore jock fraternity in America, the Alpha Betas, has named Vice President Joe Biden the coolest vice president ever. -
Brief News: Dedicated Church Pastor Suffers Accidental Death After Arming CongregationEarly Friday, Pastor Phillip James of the Missionary Evangelistic Episcopal Baptist Church of God In Christ was killed after he attempted to resolve a local gang crisis by arming his congregation. -
Brief News: Obama Trades in Nobel Prize for Noble PrizeLate Wednesday afternoon, United States President Barack Obama arrived at the Nobel for Noble Pawn Shop at the corner of 8th and U streets NW in the hope of trading in his coveted Nobel Peace Prize for a Noble Warrior Prize. -
Brief News: Obama Faces Many Questions Regarding 'Operation Ice Cream'President Barack's Obama's decision last Saturday to launch '˜Operation Ice Cream' has democrats and republicans alike scratching their heads in confusion and frustration. -
Brief News: World Rejoices as Obama Bowls a Perfect 300 Amid Ensuing ApocalypseMarch 24, 2011 marked a momentous occasion for the world as President Barack Obama managed to tune out the ensuing apocalypse around him and bowl a perfect 300. -
Brief News: Palin Skips Whitehouse, Eyes God's Seat Insteadaving decided that the White House is beneath her, former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has opted instead to form an exploratory committee to determine whether God's seat in Heaven is worthy enough for her royal presence. -
Brief News: Parents Really Pissed at Toddler for Pulling a Newt GingrichHarrisburg parents Alvin and Janette Blanco are steaming in anger because their three-year-old toddler, Leroy, pulled a Newt Gingrich. -
Brief News: Obama to Trump - Take Off the WigPresident Barack Obama has called on U.S. business mogul Donald Trump to take off his wig and reveal to America that he's "in fact balder than a monkey's ass." -
Brief News: Cesar Millan Reveals New Dry Hump Technique for Dealing with Stubborn Bitches (NSFW)World-renowned dog psychologist Cesar Millan, better known as the 'Dog Whisperer,' has revealed a new dog training method designed to subdue even the most stubborn female dog. -
Arizona Man Celebrates His Transcension from Worthless Human to PersonFormer construction worker Joey Teller Inc., 33, threw a lavish party Friday afternoon to celebrate his transcension from a worthless human being into a person with something to offer the world. -
Brief News: America Chastised for Playing SupercopThe city of Earth suffered a tremendous setback late Thursday when its favorite citizen, young little America, was grounded for one whole week due to her bad habit of playing Supercop despite numerous warnings to stop. -
Brief News: Michele Bachmann Wins Scott O'Dell Award for Historical FictionMinnesota U.S. Representative Michele Bachmann has won this year's Scott O'Dell Award for Historical Fiction. -
Brief News: Lisa Lampanelli Gives Birth to Whole African FamilyLate Thursday evening, stand-up comedian Lisa Lampanelli gave birth to 33-year-old Ambiola Kiognozi, his wife Hlengwie, and their two sons, Tapiwa and Taonga. -
Republicans Continue Searching for Sharia Law Despite SetbacksLed by New York House Representative Peter King, the group had traveled to every state and searched every nook and cranny, only to ultimately come up short. -
Brief News: John Boehner Blames President Obama for Unscooped Dog PoopHouse Speaker John Boehner blasted President Obama Thursday afternoon for not picking up the mounds of rotting, worm-infested dog poop that line America's lawns. -
Brief News: Newt Gingrich's Penis Honored at White House Award CeremonyNewt Gingrich's penis, Lil Newt, was awarded a Medal of Patriotism by President Barack Obama Thursday night for his brave actions during the Vaginal Crisis of 1980.
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Brief News: Charlie Sheen Relapses from WinningCharlie Sheen suffered an intense emotional relapse from winning, during which his belief that he was winning was suddenly replaced with the sudden and paranoid fear that he was losing. -
Brief News: Mike Huckabee Gets Foot Stuck in Mouth During Game of KickballWhile playing kickball with his grandchildren Friday afternoon, Mike Huckabee overreached his leg and accidentally got his foot stuck in his mouth.
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Brief News: Study -- Man Who Think Hard Fart Onions"By merely focusing one's mind, men and women can in fact direct their rectal muscles to manifest fully ripe onions right out of thin air," said Professor Seymore Butts. -
Unborn Baby with One Arm, One Eye, and One Leg Shares Its Opinion on AbortionColumbus'"Early Wednesday, an unborn and unnamed baby known by anti-abortion activists simply as '˜The One' (and not just because it currently only has one eye) arrived at the Ohio Statehouse to testify against abortion using kick language. -
Brief News: Raleigh Dog Sets Guinness Record for 'Biggest Belly-Rub Slut'Late Thursday afternoon, Guinness World Records awarded a new record for the '˜Biggest Belly-Rub Slut' to a 3-year-old German shepherd from Raleigh, North Carolina. -
Wisconsin Socialists Rally in Madison to Defend Their Right to Talk People's Ears OffA satire piece that mocks Governor Scott Walker, the Tea Party, and people who misuse the terms Socialist and Socialism. -
Beware: Children Who Learn Bunny Talk More Likely to Become TerroristsThis is a satire piece making fun of Islamophobes like Glenn Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk. -
If Facebook Isn't the Problem, Then What Is?A rebuttal to Joe Scarborough's column in Politico, "Will face time prevail over Facebook?" -
U.S. Government Temporarily Shuts Down Internet -- Riots and the Gnashing of Teeth EnsueEarly Friday morning, the United States government temporarily terminated Internet access for twenty-four hours in an attempt to gauge the potential effects in case a crisis ever occurs in which they have no other option but to permanently shut it down. -
Are We in a Social Security Crisis?If Social Security is actually in a crisis, then it makes sense that we must adjust the way it functions. However, privatizing it is not a valid option.
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Report: China Overtakes U.S. As World's Best LoversAmericans received a wake-up call when the Asia Pacific Society for Sexual Mastery announced that Chinese men and women rank number one globally in genital size, sexual technique, and overall in-the-sack performance, far outpacing their American peers. -
Sarah Palin Accidentally Hits Self-Destruct Button on Her CareerIn a sad twist of fate, Sarah Palin's political posturing, which over the course of two years has taken her from the boondocks of Alaska to a mansion in Imaho, officially came to an abrupt end early Friday morning. -
Hyper Dog Ball Launcher ReviewThe Hyper Dog Ball Launcher works like a charm. Instead of throwing a ball 50 feet 100 times, I now just launch a ball 200 feet 25 times. Quicker, easier, and better! -
Top 10 Ways to Keep Fear AliveIn honor of Stephen Colbert's rally to Keep Fear Alive, I hereby present the top 10 ways to ensure fear remains strong in America! -
What TV Should I Buy? LCD or Plasma?Deciding what TV to buy can be awfully confusing nowadays, what with the abundant number of different technologies available. For the most part though, your decision will be one between plasma or LCD.
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How to Make Money with MoneyThe more capital you have, the easier it is to make money with money. But you still have to know the tried and proven methods. And well, that's what I'm here to teach you how to do today!
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When is Thanksgiving This Year?Let me teach you a trick so you'll know when Thanksgiving is every year, including 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, and even 3014!
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The Best Food for ThanksgivingIt's okay to eat whatever you want for Thanksgiving. But if you really want to experience the holiday, do it with the best food choices! -
Unique Infant Halloween Costumes on SaleCheck out my list of the top 4 websites for buying Halloween costumes for infants. Not only are they unique, but they're cute and available at a cheap price! -
Thanksgiving Trivia Questions and AnswersFun and challenging trivia questions for any and all Thanksgiving enthusiasts.
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The 6 Best Clever Halloween Costumes for CouplesDo you and your beau need a clever Halloween costume idea? Then look no further.
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The E-Cigarette as a Smoking Alternative to TobaccoE-Cigarette vs Cigarette -
Who Won America's Got Talent 2009After endless weeks of auditions and votes, there can only be one winner. And so the 10 America's Got Talent finalists hit the stage tonight to face their final judgment. Ladies and Gentlemen, the America's Got Talent winner is... -
The Kanye West / Taylor Swift Incident and the Racist AftermathI think the lovely Taylor Swift would be disappointed if she knew how her fans are reacting to Kanye's crass behavior. When we as adults succumb to the sins of prejudice, hatred, and intolerance, we are only winding the clock back on our own inner growth.
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Barack Obama: Bipartisan Universal Healthcare for AllPresident Barack Obama spoke tonight on all major news networks, during which he revealed the components of his upcoming universal healthcare plan. It is based on the two principle components of American culture: CHOICE and COMPETITION. -
Jay Leno Returns to NBC with the Jay Leno ShowJay Leno is at last returning to NBC's primetime television with his new talk show "The Jay Leno Show." Though there will be some differences in format -- compared to "The Tonight Show" -- popular routines like Headlines and Jaywalking will be returning! -
America's Got Talent, Season 4 Semifinals, Part 1 ResultsThe first Semifinals results show for "America's Got Talent" aired tonight, Wednesday the 2nd of September. Out of 10 acts, only 4 were allowed to move forward. And at the end, we were once again treated to a MAJOR UPSET.
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Hell's Kitchen: Robert HesseRobert Hesse is a BBWG -- big bosomy white guy -- brimming with hiphop swagger and unadulterated attitude. Hailing from Long Island, this seasoned B-smacker made his way to Hell's Kitchen, where he fought with his life for the chance of a lifetime. -
Real Chance of Love 2 - Junk Versus Blonde BallerThe Real Chance of Love 2 mansion is afire with controversy. Junk claims that Blonde Baller's friend is in fact her boyfriend. Blonde Baller, on the other hand, denies these allegations, maintaining that Junk is trying to sabotage her stay at the house. -
Reality Star Ryan Jenkins Found Hanging Dead from Apparent SuicideReality TV star Ryan Jenkins - a suspect in the murder of Jasmine Fiore - was discovered dead from an apparent suicide hanging.
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America's Got Talent, Season 4 Quarterfinals, Part 3 ResultsAugust 19th, 2009 marks the third results show of the QuarterFinals for "America's Got Talent." Twelve acts have yet again returned to face judgment. Which ones will move forward to the SemiFinals? Tune in and find out!
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Megan Wants a Millionaire Ryan Jenkins Scandal; Megan Wants a Millionaire Cancelled?Megan Wants a Millionaire has temporarily been cancelled due to the murder scandal surrounding contestant Ryan Jenkins. -
Fact Versus Fiction: Make-Believe Versus Reality Crime ShowsMake-believe crime shows paint an imaginative, yet realistic portrayal of crime. Reality crime shows, on the other hand, deliver 100% unadulterated truth. It is difficult to soak up, but it is REAL. Which one do you prefer? -
America's Got Talent, Season 4 Quarterfinals, Part 2 ResultsIt's Wednesday, August 12th of 2009, and time for the Part II results of "America's Got Talent," the Quarterfinals round. All is well, until a MAJOR UPSET at the end of the show.
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Hell's Kitchen Season 6 | 2009 | Episode 5Episode 6 of "Hell's Kitchen" has the Chefs hosting a 'Welcome Home' party for Staff Sergent James Otis of the Marine Core. -
America's Got Talent, Season 4 Quarterfinals, Part 2 VotingTwelve of the remaining acts returned tonight to battle it out for a position in the Semifinals round.
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So You Think You Can Dance Season 5 Winner; Who Won so You Think You Can Dance 2009On August 6th of 2009, Jeanine Mason was crowned the Season 5 champion of the FOX reality series, "So You Think You You Dance"! Brandon Bryant came in second place. -
America's Got Talent, Season 4 Quarterfinals, Part 1 ResultsPart 2 of the Quarterfinals for "America's Got Talent" aired live tonight, Wednesday 5th, 2009. As you'll recall, last night twelve acts competed for a position in the Semifinals round.
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Paula Abdul Leaving American IdolPaula Abdul announced that she will permanently be leaving American Idol. -
America's Got Talent, Season 4 Quarterfinals, Part 1 VotingLive from Las Vegas, it's "America's Got Talent!" The biggest talent search in the world has reached its Quarterfinals stage, where the top 40 acts will now perform for their chance at fame, fortune, and attainment of their dreams.
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The Stallionaires Are Back: "Real Chance of Love 2" Season PremiereReal and Chance are back at it again, searching for love in all the wrong places. Season 2 of "Real Chance of Love" premiered tonight, where we were introduced to 20 new Ladies vying for their eternal love. -
"Megan Wants a Millionaire"VH1 reality superstar Megan Hauserman is back with a bang. After her hiatus since the culmination of "Rock of Love: Charm School," Megan has returned with her own reality show: "Megan Wants a Millionaire." -
Charm School 3 Winner - Who Won Charm School 3 with Ricki Lake?On July 28th of 2009, Risky was chosen as the official winner of "Charm School 3 with Ricki Lake." The truth is, however, that each and every Lady (Risky, Ashley, Marcia) won by overcoming the obstacles preventing them from achieving success. -
London Wins "Daisy of Love"Wondering who won "Daisy of Love?" Reality superstar Daisy De La Hoya from "Daisy of Love" chose London as the winner of her show and the recipient of all her love. Will the relationship actually last though? Only time will tell. -
Is Daisy De La Hoya Related to Oscar De La Hoya?Is Daisy De La Hoya's last name a mere coincidence, or is she somehow related to legendary boxer Oscar De La Hoya? -
Professor Henry Louis Gates Versus the PoliceAlthough Professor Gates was merely trying to seek entry into his own residence, it appears from reports that he acted belligerent with the police when questioned. Therefore, I believe that he deserved to be arrested. -
America's Got Talent - Final Auditions, 2009"America's Got Talent" finished its 2009 auditions with a slew of promising talent, as well as a batch of nauseating non-talent. But most notable about this audition was our reunion with former "America's Best Dance Crew" stars, BreakSk8 and Status Quo. -
Ishaara and Charles Dwayne Dorsey - America's Got Talent, Myspace AuditionsIsaac Newton once stated that every action is followed by an equal and opposite reaction. As such, it came as no shock when Bollywood dancers Ishaara rescued tonight's audition with their exotic brew of Bollywood moves coupled with ol'-school Hindu dance. -
Kathy Griffin Booed at the Apollo Theater - 'My Life on the D List'I never imagined that I would become a fan of Kathy Griffin's BRAVO reality show, "Kathy Griffin - My Life on the D List." But after observing her adventure into black culture, she has without a doubt earned my lifelong admiration. -
Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri Break UpSadly, the dynamic duo of Janet & Jermaine has officially broken up. Odd timing though, considering the recent passing of Michael Jackson. -
Bubbles - Charm School 3 with Ricki LakeWatch as Bubbles turns from a shy and passive caterpillar to a vibrant and beautiful butterfly on VH1's 'Charm School with Ricky Lake.' -
Mia Boostrom, Destined 2 Be and Kari Callin - America's Got Talent: Episode 408The fourth week of "America's Got Talent" culminated tonight (July 15th, 2009) in Seattle, Washington--the home of rock-star greats and rock-star wannabes. -
Kelli Glover on America's Got TalentAfter an unsuccessful attempt at 'American Idol' seven years ago, Kelli Glover has returned with a vengeance, ready to win over the heart of America. -
The Spiritual Harmonizers on America's Got Talent"The Spiritual Harmonizers" made their national debut Tuesday on 'America's Got Talent,' blowing us away while also earning themselves a ticket straight to Las Vegas. -
Why Do Earthworms Come Out in the Rain?Do you ever wonder why earthworms come crawling out the ground during and after a rain-storm? It's not just by chance--there's a very valid reason for this behavior. -
How Can I Get on Bebo at School If it is Blocked?Does your school prohibit you from visiting sites such as Bebo or Myspace? I have an easy-to-use solution to bypass their system. Power to the people! -
Who is Chelsea Handler's Boyfriend?Everybody wants to know who Chelsea Lately's superstar host, Miss Chelsea Joy Handler, is dating. Look no further. -
Lawrence Beamen on America's Got TalentLess than a week after our introduction to Kevin Skinner, here comes yet another potential superstar ready to blow us away. I give you Mr. Lawrence Beamen, an immaculate dark-skinned man with grace, style, and "what a voice." -
Is Randy Jackson Michael Jackson's Brother?Everybody keeps asking whether American Idol's Randy Jackson is related to Michael Jackson. Here is the answer. -
College Hill South Beach Character AnalysisSeason 6 of College hill on Black Entertainment Television (BET) is officially over. To honor what I consider the BEST season of College Hill thus far, here is my portrayal of each of the main characters. Enjoy! -
America's Got Talent: Kevin Skinner - America's Susan BoyleAt first glance, Kevin Skinner may be construed as an old-fashioned country bumpkin. But a deeper look inside this man reveals much more. In fact, America might have just discovered its own Susan Boyle. -
Easy Backlink Builder30MinutesBacklings is a unique metholodgy that details proven strategies on acquiring and maintaining relevant backlinks.
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The 17th International AIDS Conference Comes to an EndThe 17th International AIDS Conference has officially concluded.
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Public Record Searches with Police-Like PrecisionThere is no such thing as a QUALITY free public record search. After some extensive testing and reviews, I have discovered the #1 public record database available in the United States. -
Charm School: Season 3This is a BLOG about my Charm School - Season 3 feelings. It is NOT an article. -
My Life with Social AnxietyAn emotional discussion about my life with autism & social anxiety.
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ShootingsThe mayhem plaguing our society is going to keep continuing unless we make a fundamental change in how we function.
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How to Protect Your Computer from Computer VirusesA computer virus is a tiny program that alters the way that a computer functions without authorization from the user, thereby unleashing havoc on a computer's ability to operate effectively.
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Kongregate GamesKongregate is my favorite site for easy-to-play adventure, puzzle, and strategy games!
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Top 5 Free Holiday Desktop WallpapersWith the holidays about to arrive, numerous families across America are scurrying to get hold of desktop wallpapers that best depict this magical time of the year. To alleviate your search, I present to you my top 10 list of holiday desktop wallpapers. -
Time to CHANGE - Lesson 3Why do so many people claim to be grown, yet continue to act like little children?
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Time to CHANGE - Lesson 2Why do we continue to falsely judge one another? It has to stop!
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Time to CHANGE - Lesson 1The first step to change has finally occurred. How we proceed now is the next question.
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Real Chance of Love BubblesBubbles from Real Chance of Love is by far the classiest, sexiest, and most sweet woman I have ever encountered or seen anywhere. -
5 Ways to Get the Family Involved in Thanksgiving Day Dinner PreparationsDoes it seem like every single Thanksgiving, your husband plops his bony butt on the couch to watch football as the kids scurry hither and thither playing with their toys? I'm sorry, but Big Mamma don't play that! -
Top 10 Traditional Thanksgiving Appetizers, Side Dishes, and DessertsThanksgiving is just around the corner and families all across America are beginning to make preparations. For those who may be having difficulty, I am here to help. -
How to Stop Others from Taking Advantage of YouIt's okay to stand up for yourself.
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Top 10 Rock of Love Charm School LadiesThese are the top 10 most interesting ladies that Rock of Love has to offer.
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Real Chance of LoveThe most funny show ever! -
Reasons for Using Organic Cloth Baby DiapersThe economy is in shambles, the polar ice caps are melting, and we are running out of oil. During such disparaging times, doesn't it make sense to make more intelligent decisions in regards to how we live?
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How to Prepare Your Home for SaleSelling a home involves more than just putting it up for sale. If you want buyers to be genuinely interested in your home, then you must take certain steps to make it appealing to them.
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Ways to Make Your Home Safe for a PuppyIf you intend to adopt a puppy soon, then it is imperative that you begin preparing for your new housemate by ensuring that your home is safe. To help you prepare, here is a list of the top six factors that you must take into consideration.
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Is My Child Going to Jail?When a juvenile is discovered to have participated in delinquent behavior, the police must first determine whether to release the child into the custody of his or her parents, or refer the child into the juvenile justice court system.
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Getting Out of PrisonWhy do many released prisoners end up right behind prison walls again? For one, the social and economic conditions that led them to a life of crime have probably not changed.
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Dealing with Ethic and Racial Discrimination Against ImmigrantsLiving in America as an immigrant, whether legal or illegal, is a difficult task. Even well-educated and successful immigrants are constantly reminded of their dissimilar appearance and beliefs.
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Tips on Handling the Financial Repercussions of a DivorceIt is a sad-nut-true fact that more than half of all marriages in the United States will eventually end in divorce. And, a divorce can have major financial repercussions. Therefore, you must prepare yourself accordingly.
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Computer Memory Upgrades for Desktops and LaptopsWhen it comes to computers, RAM is key. The more the better.
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How to Choose the Right Wedding LimoIf you are like many other brides and grooms, then I assume that you also intend to rent a limo for your wedding. But, renting a limo can be a very pricey affair. Consequently, renting a limo for your wedding is a matter that must be planned in advance.
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Poltical Debating with Captain A-HoleMy craigslist debate with Captain A-Hole. -
Ideas for Organizing Your GarageAlthough organizing your garage would be an overwhelming chore to undertake, do you realize how much space you could potentially free?
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Choosing Topics to Write a Book AboutSelecting the perfect topic to write about is a common dilemma that faces many young, aspiring writers. To assist you in your struggle, here are my two popular methods used for choosing topics to write a book about.
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High School and College Exam MythsTo help you better manage your anxiety, here are the top six most common misconceptions regarding exams: -
Top 10 Job Search Techniques for Recent GraduatesCongratulations on graduating! After spending countless dollars and studying for such a long period of time, I am sure that you are thrilled to finally enter the real world. But, are you genuinely ready for what awaits?
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Frequently Asked Questions About Prenatal Vitamins and MineralsPrenatal vitamins and minerals are a must-have for any pregnant woman. Although the majority of vitamins and minerals needed to produce a healthy baby can easily be obtained through nutritious eating, it doesn't hurt to supplement your diet with prenatal vitamin pills.
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The Top 5 Specializations for Law SchoolJust as a medical student must decide whether to pursue cardiology, neurology, or physiology, to name a few, you as a potential law student must select the area of law that most suits your interests.
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Quick Tips on How to Get Fit with Trampoline ExercisesWhereas a standard exercise machine is expensive, easily broken, and difficult to learn, a trampoline is affordable, long-lasting, and tremendously fun to use. It is for this reason that I recommend getting fit with trampoline exercises.
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Great Baby Shower Gift IdeasA baby shower is a celebration where a batch of Ladies honor the incoming arrival of a new child into the world. To help you choose a good gift, here is a list of unique baby shower gift ideas that you can try.
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What NOT to Include in Your Cat's DietIf you intend to adopt a cat soon, then you need to know what you should and what you shouldn't feed it. For the purposes of this article, we will focus on what you should NOT feed it.
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Photographic Christmas GiftsAre you having a difficult time finding a creative gift for your loved ones this Christmas? Well, take out any photo albums you have and take a hard look at them. These will be your gifts this year.
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Using Evidence to Win a Persuasive ArgumentPersuasion involves two people quarreling to win an argument. Just offering one's claim is never enough in itself to convince the recipient. For persuasion to truly occur, the speaker must prove his claims by using evidence.
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Freelance Writing Gigs: 8 Tips to Win a BidWinning freelance writing gigs requires submitting well-written and persuasive bids. To help you prepare a strong bid, here are 8 tips on how to win a bid.
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Free Online Typing Tests: Improve Your Typing SkillsThe ability to type fast is a very hot commodity nowadays, at least in regards to job acquisition. Unfortunately, learning to type rapidly isn't something that comes naturally. It takes a lot of practice and patience.
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Backup Your Media: Choosing the Right Storage ProductCan you imagine all the data on your PC being deleted due to a simple computer crash? It would be a devastating and unfortunate incident. Thankfully, there are certain methods that you can use to better protect yourself.
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Natural Cleaning Products: Six Ways to Clean Your HomeMaintaining a clean home can be a rather expensive chore. However, instead of wasting money on an expensive multi-purpose cleaning spray, have you ever considered just relying on some natural cleaning products?
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Why Are Some Criminal Cases Dismissed?If you pay close attention to the news, you may notice that certain criminal cases are dismissed from court. The truth is that prosecutors are sometimes unable or unwilling to prosecute a case. There are many legitimate reasons that this might occur.
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Communicating Effectively: 5 Impediments to CommunicationWe are constantly sending messages to one another. However, to ensure that our messages are received correctly, we must take into consideration the impediments to communication.
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Functional Organization of a BusinessOrganizations tend to fit into one of the following functional systems.
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Differences in Probation and ParoleProbationary supervision and parole supervision are very similar in certain aspects. In both, an attempt is made to help the parolee attain meaningful relationships in their respective community. However, there are some distinct differences.
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I Love Money Season FinaleLadies and Gentlemen, the final stretch of 'I Love Money' awaits us! Yes, it is the season finale! After 12 weeks of grueling hell, the final four have been chosen and are ready to vie diligently for a prize of a quarter million dollars!
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Wife Swap on ABC - a New Season Has BegunI am ecstatic! Season 5 of Wife Swap has officially begun. Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, I am a man who enjoys the soul-exploring adventures of Wife Swap. I can't help it! I suppose that I am in touch with my feminine side. Let's start off with Episode 1. -
Advantages of Home Drug Test KitsDo you suspect that your child is engaging in illicit drug use? If you are, then you may be considering forcing your child to undergo a professional drug screening. However, what if I could offer you a cheaper and less invasive method?
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Using Craigslist for International Business PromotionCraigslist is an excellent avenue for international business promotion. Whether you operate a small family business or manage a thriving conglomerate, Craigslist can make business promotion far easier, thereby increasing both your company's popularity and its profits.
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Telemarketing and Cold Calling Training TipsTelemarketing is a difficult job. Cold calling random people means risking making them mad. Truthfully, most people don't want to be disturbed. But, that doesn't mean it's impossible to sell them your product. It's all about how you present yourself.
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Tips for Using Craigslist Dating for Love and RomanceCraigslist is a terrific way to meet potential hubbies. In fact, whether you are seeking friends, a spouse, or a one-night fling, Craigslist has something to offer you. Craigslist has sections for casual dating, relationships, and even gay/bisexual encounters.
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Chat Room Safety TipsChat room moderators throughout the Internet frequently reassure net surfers that they keep their chat rooms thoroughly monitored and safe. The news clearly portrays an entirely different story though.
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Airport Baggage Handling TipsBaggage handling is YOUR responsibility. This means making wise decisions on what to store in checked-in baggage, and what to bring along in your carry-on bag.
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Avoiding Lost LuggageWhen you go flying, do you take your bags with you or check them in at the kiosk? If you check them in, then I advise that you rethink your flying habits.
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Professional Email Etiquette in the OfficeProfessional email etiquette is just as important as regular, everyday office etiquette. If you feel that your email may contain risque content, then use common sense and remove the unsuitable material. It's not worth losing your job over something so stupid.
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Top GPS Tracking Wrist WatchesBy wearing a simple GPS tracking wrist watch, you will always know where you are at and how far you must go to reach your destination.
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Helping Children Deal with Grief Over the Loss of a PetLosing a pet is a very traumatic experience for anybody. For a child, however, it is often their first encounter with losing a loved one. This is the reason that it is so important to make certain parents help our children learn to grieve properly.
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Cleaning Your Children's Stuffed AnimalsIf you have any children, then your home is probably riddled with stuffed animals. Kids love stuffed animals, no matter how dingy and trodden they become. But, at the same time, you cannot allow your children to keep playing with a dirty stuffed animal.
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Picking Up and Dating Asian WomenJerks and Assholes worldwide, I present to you my top five list of how to pick up and date an Asian woman.
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Handling the Changes in Life After DivorceA divorce oftentimes requires that a man or woman completely rearrange their life. If you have just experienced a divorce, hopefully my guide will help you along your way to getting your life back in order.
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Understanding the Attributes of Voice for Better Public SpeakingThe way in which you speak can have a tremendous impact on how an audience receives you. Speaking well, whether to a small group or a large audience, requires understanding the attributes of voice.
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Qualities of a Successful LeaderAlthough we can't all be good leaders, we can at least try our best. To help you become a better leader, here is a list of the top qualities of a successful leader.
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Snorting White Gurl - Getting High Off CocaineMy point in writing this lengthy article is to show you that using cocaine is a dumb decision that you shouldn't make. I also hope to inspire any cocaine users out there to quit their habit before it overtakes them.
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Password Protection 101Every computer server that stores important, confidential information requires a user to input a login and password. Anybody attempting to access a computer server, banking server, or long-distance telephone system must supply a password to gain entry.
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Definition of Electronic MailElectronic mail, or e-mail, is the online version of composing a letter and mailing it from a post office.
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What Does FTP Stand For?FTP is an acronym for File Transfer Protocol. FTP is essentially software that allows users to transfer data from one file system to another through the Internet.
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Family Chat Room Safety TipsChat rooms are digital lounges that allow numerous people to engage in large-scale group conversations. When considering family safety, you should also be thinking about chat room safety as well. -
Tips for Improving Your Website Conversion RateEstablishing a website is an important step to launching an online marketing campaign. However, a website alone does not guarantee success. A successful website requires strategic advertising.
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A Guide to Free Torrent DownloadingBitTorrents are a type of peer-to-peer (P2P) file transfer that allows file sharers to receive and distribute songs, films, books, and software.
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Contact Lens SafetyContact lenses can radically transform the world around you. They alter both your vision and your appearance. However, improper use of your contact lenses can damage your vision and potentially leave you blind. Not thoroughly cleaning your lenses also places you at risk.
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How to Stop a Parrot from BitingTo understand how to stop a parrot from biting, we must first understand what causes a parrot to bite.
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Windows XP Registry CleanersAlmost every computer with Windows XP eventually suffers from an error to the registry. The best way to assess and fix your registry is by investing in some registry repair software.
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Female Prison LifeDaily prison life for women differs from daily prison life for men.
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Options for Replacing Missing TeethThe best way to handle the loss of teeth is to invest in dental implants.
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How to Choose the Ideal Pet DoorScratch, scratch, scratch. Fluffy wants to come inside. Scratch scratch scratch. Fluffy wants to go outside. Scratch scratch scratch. Fluffy wants to come inside again! Can't he make up his mind? Does this sound familiar?
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Writing a EulogyPreparing a well-written eulogy is crucial to honoring those who have recently passed. The words you speak will likely leave a permanent impression on funeral attendees.
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Tips for Taking Care of a TarantulaTarantulas are a member of the spider family and, within the last few years, have become increasingly popular in the United States. There are numerous benefits to having a tarantula, but it is important to be aware of how to properly take care of a tarantula.
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Interpreting Common Web Browser Error MessagesUnderstanding error messages and how to solve them can save you much frustration and many expensive calls to a technical support representative. The following is a list of the 5 most common errors you may encounter while browsing the Internet.