Kim Knuth
After graduating from a private college, Kim taught fifth-grade in Southern California. Since becoming a stay-at-home mom, she has dabbled in writing a children's picture book and publishes a humor column.
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Someday I'll Cook Lasagna Right©Boil an egg? I can do that. Spend an hour making complicated chicken enchiladas? Check. Layer noodles and sauce for lasagna? Never. If you've ever had a recipe nemesis, watch me dish out the humor and chuckle along.
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A Watery Night's Sleep©When I was in complete muscle spasm, this bed took away my back pain. I knew it would lead to trouble. Read about my humorous experience with waterbeds.
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Makeup Snob©If you're a plain girl like me but couldn't imagine life without Dior eye shadow, you might be a CMS: Closet Makeup Snob. Take my humorous quiz to find out.
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Love Languages©Valentine's Day in our house will include no squinting, blank stares, or chocolate. Sound crazy? Find out why it's the only sane thing we've done. -
Coffee Always Cold©A true statement: "Children change our lives forever." An urban myth: "You can drink your coffee while it's still hot when you have young children." A humorous look at why. -
Lifeproofing Childhood©If you've ever thought twice about barricading your house in the name of childproofing, you're not alone. We used to own every latch and lever until recently. Most importantly: the sugar cabinet can now be reached immediately in case of an emergency. -
Still a Fan©Do you rely on anything to fall asleep? I do. It's 3 feet tall and is useless in a power outage. Enjoy the humor and find out why I'm still a fan...of my fan. -
Leaving the House is a Hassle©If you've ever felt at your last wit trying to leave the house with young children, you're not alone. A humorous look at why running an errand never involves running. Or even moving quickly. -
In Which I'm Dreaming©Commiserate with New Year's resolutions that might have been set a tad too high, and why it seems the world is against you when you vow to give up sugar. -
A New Bucket List©A humorous look at the first "bucket list" I wrote in my twenties, and what that list looks like today (30 pounds, 2 kids, and many car rides later.) -
Sounds of Christmas©The holidays wouldn't be the same without these universal sounds: decorations breaking, wallets aching, and daddy snoring. It must be Christmas! -
Christmas Stress? Call it Christmas-itis©If any one of these stressful situations has occured to you around the holidays, then you are: a) a mother of young children, b)a mother with older children, or c) a women with no children. But you are definitely a woman dealing with Christmas! -
New Year's Resolution: Find Your PassionSociety has trained us to write down our goals each new year. This personal piece examines how the best New Year's resolution is not to be found on a list, but instead in the tiny fingerprints left behind on our journey through life. -
New Shower Hose©Who knew you could go wrong with a shower hose? A humor column for anybody who has experienced an under-performing appliance.
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Toddler Attached to PacifierA humor column for every parent who approached naptime with a toddler, only to discover the pacifier was missing. The descent into humorous chaos follows.
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Christmas Traditions to Start with Your ChildrenSpend Christmas like Brad and Angelina, but do not sew mementos on your stocking. Four other traditions to start with your children this Christmas. -
Christmas Gifts for Your Wife that Last Beyond the Holidays5 easy gifts for your wife that will produce enough good feelings to last well beyond the holiday season. If your wife brushes her hair, applies lotion, wears makeup, or uses a bra, then this list is made for her.