David Crawford

David Crawford

I am a husband, father, and humour columnist in Western Canada. My columns get published whenever newspapers are desperate for material, which is about once a week. Feel free to contact me directly at funnycolumn@gmail.com
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Perfect attendance - Mrs. Roomes Kindergarten, 1964, Edson, Alberta, Canada

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Big Tall Guy with Feet at One End

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  • Burning Desire
    Fond memories of burning trash distract our author as he roasts himself and his pile of yard waste.
  • The Parent Dilemma
    A hilarious column about one of the more serious questions you'll face as a parent.
  • Health Care Now and Then
    This humor column recently won the Americas Funniest Humor Contest. It is a very funny essay about health care today and yesterday by a very funny humor columnist.
  • Airport Screening
    What the security screeners REALLY do with all those full-body images...
  • Classic Mac and Cheese
    There is an art to preparing Mac and Cheese. This is the proper way, by a skilled artisan of the kitchen.
  • Easy Rider
    A hilarious tale of love and adventure in the world of cycling, by one of Canada's funniest writers.
  • The Wave Rider
    A first-timer at an artificial surfing machine suffers from over-exposure. By one of Canada's funniest writers.
  • Drain Oh Oh
    Hilarious column by one of Canada's funniest writers.
  • Skimmer Scam!
    A hilarious essay about a scummy skimming scam!
  • Callous Remarks
    A handy man tackles a potentially ticklish issue - the hideous callouses on his heels.
  • Family Doctor
    This stay-at-home Dad sees many patients throughout the day. Here are some of his case files.
  • Travel Writing Psychosis
    A disturbing yet hilarious story of adventure, psychosis and going broke at Disneyland!
  • The Change in Birthday Parties
    A hilarious column about how birthday parties have changed. No one puts coins into birthday cakes any more, and who started with the goody bag thing anyway?

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