Don Rothra
Published poet and a retired professional musician but mostly jack of all trades. Several years experience in construction. Song writer and country band leader for many years
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isn't it funny, we don't have time to do it right but we have time to do it over
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No Sense of Humor (Limerick)Be careful what you say to your better half. It could get you into trouble.
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Elections (Limerick)Elections are in November. If you don't like our present leader, elect a new one.
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Expense Priorities (Limerick)A husband and wife sometimes have differing opinions on how to spend money.
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Attraction (Limerick)Some people are attracted to others by simple things.
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Cause of Writer's Block (Limerick)Article rejections are mind numbing to writers.
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Skin Problems (Limerick)It seems that some women's make-up would need a pick and shovel to remove it.
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Statistics (Limerick)Figures don't lie, but liars figure.
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The Star (Limerick)Some things aren't as easy as they look.
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Instructions (Limerick)As the old saying goes, when all else fails, follow directions.
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Redneck (Limerick)There are rednecks all over the place. You just have to watch for them.
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Capturing Beauty (Limerick)A rising, full moon, on a clear night, is a beautiful thing.
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Editor Rejection (Limerick)The suspense that a writer goes through is a real bear.
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Computer Crasher (Limerick)I actually crashed three computers in a week.
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Lottery Winner (Limerick)Winning a lottery is not what it's cracked up to be.
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Bad Weather Boating (Limerick)Boating can be dangerous if you don't pay attention to the weather forecast.
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Brains Aren't Everything (Limerick)Even uneducated people have their own nitch in this world.
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Reflections (Limerick)Birds are often confused with clear glass windows.
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Computer Guru (Limerick)I actually crashed three computers in a two week time so I had to write this limerick.
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News (Limerick)Is the government censoring our news media? Why aren't we hearing about our armed forces activities?
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Retired Musician (Limerick)After playing music, for years, all over the country, I retired and It feels strange.
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Game Time (Limerick)When you call friends to watch the game, call the ones that bring refreshments.
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Dumb Pet Owner (Limerick)Some people should not own pets.
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Vexed (Limerick)Sometimes we get frustrated over things we can't put our finger on.
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One Sided Fight (Limerick)Everyone should know their limits and proceed with caution.
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Gastro Problem (Limerick)A gastrointestinal problem can be inconvenient at times.
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RSVP (Limerick)You can't be the life of the party by being a drunk.
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Beer Guzzler (Limerick)When you're out of beer, invite some friends over. They always bring some with them.
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Chastity (Limerick)Some fathers are overprotective of their daughters
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ExerciseYou don't see much scenery while on an exercise bike.
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Forced Diet (Limerick)If you're not able to reach your food, your diet is assured.
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Lethal Habit (Limerick)Alcohol can shorten your life when consumed in abundance. -
Drinking Pop (Limerick)If you follow in the footsteps of someone who went astray, you're foolish.
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Diarrhea (Limerick)You must know your limits on what you eat.
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Error Terror (Limerick)An honest mistake can get you into legal trouble. -
Factory Worker (Limerick)The tedious job of boring holes can be boring. -
Orange Rhyme (Limerick)There are many words that are spelled alike but pronounced differently.
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Love Moods (Limerick)No matter what your love moods are, devotion is a priority. -
Spring (Limerick)There's a distinct aura that hints the change of seasons.
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Writing Humor (Limerick)If you write humor and no one is laughing, you're in the wrong business. -
Nagging (Limerick)Sometimes reverse psychiatry works best. -
Gas Prices (Limerick)We all agree the price of gas is too high but we keep right on buying it.
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Vacation (Limerick)When on vacation, we wear ourselves out getting a rest.
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Gas Tank (Limerick)It's easier to keep the top half of the gas tank full. -
Political Awakening (Limerick)Politician's lies get old after awhile. They even get tired of it.
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Honest Wooer (Limerick)Usually, a wooer will brag himself up. The honest ones are few. -
The Wooer (Limerick)Sometimes a wooer has only one thing in mind.
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Limerick (Limerick)Limericks are like jokes. There's a line in it that will trip up the mind. -
Wooer’s Lies (Limerick)Trying to impress a lover with lies is not recommended. -
New Technology (Limerick)Technology is progressing so fast that old folks have a hard time keeping up. -
Old Fool (Limerick)Someone who seems like a fool may know more than you think.
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Age Trauma (Limerick)As I get older, the family grows larger until I have fits remembering names.
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Man Trap (Limerick)A man will try to cover his conscience by bringing her flowers.
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Haboob? What’s a Haboob?When confronted with a desert storm, a few precautions may save your life.
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Mother-in-Law Visit (Limerick)Mothers-in-law get the brunt of all jokes.
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Easter Celebration (Limerick)Let's praise Jesus instead of the bunny this Easter.
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Habit (Limerick)Some people have what could be termed as odd habits at home.
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AA (Limerick)AA is a great way to cure your drinking habit.
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Forgive Me Not (Limerick)Stealing flowers for your lover is unforgiving.
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Beer (Limerick)Alcohol consumption can cause you to slur your words.
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Forgetting to Remember (Limerick)Some people drink to forget their problems.
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Disclaimer (Limerick)When a writer writes on a subject long enough, readers start to assume that he's writing about himself.
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Marijuana (Limerick)Marijuana can be grown for medilinal purposes under controlled permits.
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Jilted (Limerick)Once you hook your fish and she gets away, it's hard to get her back.
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Relationship (Limerick)Old habits are hard to break.
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Robber (Limerick)If you shoot someone while protecting your home, you can be arrested.
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Tobacco Habit (Limerick)Some habits can be disgusting.
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Dunce (Limerick)Some parents can't believe the way their "little darlings" act when out of their sight.
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Economical Failure (Limerick)The value of the dollar slips each time they print new money.
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Proposal (Limerick)Some marry for love and some marry for money.
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Politics (Limerick)The government counts the unemployed by the number receiving unemployment benefits.
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The Plot (Limerick)Devious means can get you in trouble.
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Sweet Dreams (Limerick)A common error that retirees make.
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Rock and Roll Carpenter (Limerick)He kept cutting it off and cutting it off and it's still too short.
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Rocking Chair (Limerick)Uneven legs or unleveled floor, That is the question.
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Spare Tire (Limerick)Buying a used tire as a spare is not a good idea. Someone took it off their car for a reason.
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Cost of Clothing (Limerick)It takes a lot of material to cloth an obese person.
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How High’s the Water (Limerick)It's best to have things ready when you need them.
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Never Say Fat (Limerick)Never agree that your spouse is fat.
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Pop a Top (Limerick)Never drink anything stronger than pop.
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My Shadow (Limerick)Your shadow proves your existence.
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Liar (Limerick)A liar is a distorter of facts, usually for his own sake.
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Honey (Limerick)She used to be as sweet as honey.
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Lying (Limerick)Lies are used to decieve and mislead us from the true facts.
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Kids Allowance (Limerick)Kids should learn where money comes from.
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Kid’s Winter Finance (Limerick)Mother Nature has a way to keep kids occupied.
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Special Friend (Limerick)Everybody needs a special friend.
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Marital Spat (Limerick)Spats occure between couples when they're not on the same page.
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Make Up Your Mind (Limerick)Decissions are sometimes dumbfounding.
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Love Over Lie (Limerick)Sometimes you have to take the bad along with the good.
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Humor (Limerick)It's better to laugh than to cry.
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Eye Trouble (Limerick)When something very small is in your eye, it feels as bog as a log.
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Election (Limerick)A politician will promise anything to get elected.
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Credit Card (Limerick)Running up credit cost more that saving and buying without the interest charge.
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Weather Forecast (Limerick)A percentage of a chance of rain in your area can tell you if it will rain or not.
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Money (Limerick)Saving money can be an obsession.
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Trouble Bubble (Limerick)Facing troubles head-on will save worrying about them later.
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Broke (Limerick)Some people don't have the slightest idea what the word budget means.
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Two Timer (Limerick)Some people can not settle for one lover.
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Dawn’s ExplosionAn image of an explosive sunrise.
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Knowledge (Limerick)Always look for answers from people you trust.
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Meal Schedule (Limerick)If lunch is eaten too early, your stomach is growling for anything come dinner time.
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Firewood Supply (Limerick)If you shirk your duties, you pay the price.
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Desert Living (Limerick)I'm happy that the weather, in January, in New York, is only a memory.
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Spat (Limerick)Sometimes it's best to turn your back on a disagreement.
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Gun Ban (Limerick)If someone wants to shoot someone, they will find a gun, weather it's legal or not.
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Can-Do (Limerick)Sometimes there are things that need to be done, whether you feel like it or not.
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Potion (Limerick)Sometimes the cure is worse than the ailment.
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Brand (Limerick)A silly limerick on a cattle brand.
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Drinking Problem (Limerick)When an intoxicated person thinks, he usually reacts.
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Memory Loss (Limerick)As a person ages, there are some things that are forgotten.
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Smoking (Limerick)A smoker has his arguments against quitting.
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Total Loners (Limerick)Being alone is one thing. Having a friend to talk to is another.
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Follow the Leader (Limerick)When in doubt, follow the leader.
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Sure Thing (Limerick)Only taxes and death are sure things.
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Moonlight Romance (Limerick)The moon has spawned many romances. What would we do without it?
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Avoiding Issues (Limerick)Avoid unpleasent conversations by taking a walk.
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How Far is Heaven (Limerick)The starlit heavens are an awsome.
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Road of Life (Limerick)Live your life at a speed you can handle.
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The Perfectionist (Limerick)When we look back at things we've done, we often reflect on how we could have done it better.
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Tight Finances (Limerick)When finances are tight, you have to make adjustments.
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Warranty (Limerick)Always read the fine print. It's information that they don't want you to see.
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Honest Sweat (Limerick)When a person does a heavy chore, they perspire.
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Bicycle (Limerick)A bicycle is a good way to get your exercise.
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Winter Weather Warning (Limerick)Usually, in the valley, we can see the weather changes before they get to us.
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Ego (Limerick)When people start thinking that they're better than others, they're in for a rude awakening.
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Grand Strand (Limerick)By request from a fellow writer and friend, Siva, I continue the saga of "Stranded".
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Break Up (Limerick)Drinking can start from broken hearts.
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Stranded (Limerick)Being stranded on a lonely beach is not fun.
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Peaceful Christmas Eve: A PoemPoetry about the serenity of Christmas Eve.
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Pleasingly Plump (Limerick)Overly fat or pleasingly plump, somebody somewhere loves them.
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Christmas Celebration (Limerick)Let's celebrate Christnas for it's meaning.
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Be Careful with Your Money (Limerick)A scam can bankrupt a person in a hurry.
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I Thought I Could (Limerick)Ski resorts usually have training slopes for beginners.
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Rookie Skier (Limerick)Rookie skiers should learn where the brakes are.
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Cold Season (Limerick)In the winter weather, it's very important to keep warm.
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Christmas EveOn the night of Christmas Eve, there is a calmness that reflects memories of a Christmas past.
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Cold Weather (Limerick)Winter cold starts a person thinking about warmer places.
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Newlyweds (Limerick)A marriage is supposed to be an equal partnership.
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What You See . . . . (Limerick)Beauty comes from within.
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Stood Up (Limerick)Communication is a requirement when dating.
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Mistaken Intention (Limerick)Expectations can run amok.
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Vocabulary (Limerick)Sometimes what you hear isn't what was said.
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Christmas Shopping (Limerick)It's so much easier to shop on the internet.
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Speed Shopping (Limerick)Technology is wonderful.
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After Effects (Limerick)The day after Thanksgiving is a slow day.
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Thanksgiving Toast (Limerick)A toast to all my friends.
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Tis the Season (Limerick)Credit card bills go sky high during the holiday season.
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F Word (Limerick)Our English language is so abused.
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Redneck Firefighter (Limerick)Where there's smoke there's fire.
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On the Sly (Limerick)Cheaters never prosper.
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Barroom Brawl Finale (Limerick)What happens when a perpetrator points a finger at the innocent.
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Barroom BrawlSome people never grow up.
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Spendthrift (Limerick)Impulse buying can become a problem.
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The Mating Game (Limerick)Finding a mate is something that comes natural.
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Each Person is DifferentThere is no person exactly the same as another on this earth.
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Ego Buster (Limerick)Looks can be deceiving.
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Morning After the Night Before (Limerick)Strange things happen when you're hung over.
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Morning After (Limerick)Drinking too much gets you into trouble every time.
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Thanksgiving Deterrence (Limerick)It takes a strong mind to stick to a plan when other options pop up.
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Sunrise (Limerick)Sunrise is always an awesome sight.
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Newborn DaySunrise is always a beautiful thing to watch.
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Poet’s View (Limerick)People sometimes wonder where a poet get his ideas.
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Icy Road (Limerick)A car on an icy road can be an obstinate thing.
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Fertilizer (Limerick)We always make up other names for things so we can be politically correct in our speech.
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Dead End (Limerick)It's best to take your time and get there safely, than not get there at all.
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Right of Way (Limerick)A right of way should be given to anyone who wants to take it from you.
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Wine (Limerick)Drinking wine can cause side effects that take you aback.
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Smart Idea – Dumb Move (Limerick)Remembering where you left your car, after you've been drinking is difficult.
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Social Security (Limerick)The government ran out of money, so they robbed our Social Security. If we run out of money and go rob a bank, we'll be arrested.
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StormsThere are many different kinds of storms. When a love can weather them all, it's true love.
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Halloween Ghost (Limerick)Some people have inovative ideas for halloween costumes.
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Ode to the Old DaysThe years we spent with Mom and Dad were the easiest of our lives.
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Financially Unstable (Limerick)Financial problems have become overwhelming for a lot of people in today's world.
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God’s PromiseDawn is God's promise of a new day.
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D W I (Limerick)Driving while intoxicated is a felony in most states.
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Ye Ole Outhouse (Limerick)Our modern day ficilities are often referred to as the library.
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Halloween Outhouse (Limerick)Our senses of smell, touch, etc. are not always accurate.
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Halloween Pranks (Limerick)Silly things people do on Halloween.
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Breathalyzer Test (Limerick)You can't get away with drinking and driving.
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Home Coming (Limerick)The smell of alcohol will give you away everytime.
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The ShackAn old 19 century homestead that's been lost in history.
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Words of Wisdom (Limerick)A play on words with a reality.
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Deficit Spending (Limerick)Charge cards are a blessing to people who are short of cash.
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Fall’s TransitionFall is a transition period between summer and winter.
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Fallen StarEven entertainers have to know when to quit.
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Exercise (Limerick)Obese people will try anything to lose weight.
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Fat (Limerick)Heavy people have a tendency to grunt and groan.
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Daddy’s Cooking (Limerick)Everything is good for something.
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Quitting (Limerick)Use of tobacco is an addiction.
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Addicted (Limerick)Tobacco is a narcotic.
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Greetings (Limerick)It's neighborly to acknowledge people passing by.
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Shy (Limerick)The right woman can be priceless. The wrong one very expensive.
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Journey of Life (Limerick)Life is not a bed of roses.
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Chill Out (Limerick)One insult begets another.
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Neglected (Limerick)Ignoring your spouse can leave you spouseless.
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One Hundred Year Goal (Limerick)My goal is to live for one hundred years.
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Temper Tantrum (Limerick)Demonstrating anger can get out of hand.
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Parting (Limerick)They say that parting is such sweet sorrow. Sometimes it's just sweet.
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A Kiss (Limerick)Kissing is a language in itself.
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Nudism (Limerick)There are certain privacies we take for granted in our own homes.
