Don Rothra
Published poet and a retired professional musician but mostly jack of all trades. Several years experience in construction. Song writer and country band leader for many years
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isn't it funny, we don't have time to do it right but we have time to do it over
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How I Broke My Smoking HabitSmoking really is detrimental to your health. I was not a believer until I had a heart attack. -
Moldy Oldie (Limerick)You just don't hear the old western songs anymore. -
Misread (Limerick)Words can be misunderstood. -
God's CountryThere's nothing more beautiful as a morning on the lake. -
LifelineDon't set your goal too high.
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Mother's Day (Limerick)May 12th is Mother's Day. Don't forget.
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Life's JourneyNo one cares what you used to do, because you're old, they say you're through.
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Aging (Limerick)We alwqys feel younger than we actually are.
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Prickly Pear Cactus (Limerick)Prickly pear cactus fruit is delicious.
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Arizona Ghost TownSometimes a ghost needs a little assistance to pass over.
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Aging (Limerick)Time is creaping up on us. Use it wisely.
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The Name of the Game (Limerick)Doing what you know is right is the name of life's game.
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One Track Mind (Limerick)Multitasking in not for a person with a one track mind.
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Get it Free (Limerick)The word "FREE" is very misleading in advertisements.
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Doctors (Limerick)The privacy act requires you to sign to get your own medical information.
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Heart Attack Experience - First PersonMy heart attack experience.
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Free RidePeople that are living off the government are in for a shock when the money runs out.
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Warm Campfire (Limerick)Campfires are for comfort in the wild.
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Illness Delay (Limerick)There's nothing funny about a heart attack.
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Gun Training (Limerick)Gun handling is a serious matter that takes training.
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Frustration (Limerick)Frustration leads to indecision.
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Four-Wheeling (Limerick)Be sure you have plenty of gas when you're out in the middle of nowhere.
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Winning the Lottery (Limerick)Playing the lottery is a gamble you'll seldom win.
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Camping Woe (Limerick)Weather can change rapidly when camping in the wild.
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Computer Virus (Limerick)A computer virus can be the downfall of your computer.
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IRS Audit (Limerick)Always have a back-up when filing taxes.
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Lost (Limerick)If you're easily lost in the woods, Stay home.
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Redneck Washer (Limerick)Sometimes you have to deviate from the norm.
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HuntingThere's no cost comparable to a weekend in the woods.
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Grace (Limerick)God's grace is always there. All you need to do is believe.
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Hope for Spring (Limerick)The first sign of warmer weather makes us long for spring.
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Icy Windshield (Limerick)Pouring hot water on an icy windshield can break the glass.
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Campfire (Limerick)Campfires are a comfort when camping in the wild.
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Elderly (Limerick)The memory of the fun you had when you were young seems to slip away with age.
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Ghost ChildA story about a child that died alone a century ago.
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ATV Riding (Limerick)When riding ATV, one should stay on the trails to avoid damage to our forests.
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Age ProgressionAs we age, we learn from our past.
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Ghosts of the WildGhosts are very real. With a little imagination, you can hear them talk.
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Tulsa National BMX (Limerick)The National BMX Competition was recently held in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Bmx is being added to the Olympic competition.
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Alaska (Limerick)Alaska is a state where you don't have to worry about perspiration.
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Predator (Limerick)Humans consider themselves the supreme being on earth. Is that really so?
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Memory Lapse (Limerick)The older we get, the harder it is to remember things.
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Shade Tree Mechanic (Limerick)Shade tree mechanics are unschooled Mr. Fix-its
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Under the Influence (Limerick)When you're under the influence of alcohol, your brain doesn't funtion properly.
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Writing a Poem (Limerick)Writing poems comes from the heart. you just have to use rythm and rhyme.
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Alms (Limerick)When you give to someone in need, you may not be paid back by that person, but returns are plentiful for your generosity.
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The Fisherman (Limerick)Fishing is never a guarentee of fish for dinner.
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I Still Believe in Santa (Limerick)The meaning of Christmas and Santa Claus seems to have been lost along the way.
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Tantrum (Limerick)Anguish can make a person beat his head against the wall.
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Poet's Glitch (Limerick)Writer's block hits all types of writers. Poets have their down times quite often.
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Camping (Limerick)Camping is a good way to renew old friendships.
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Past My Prime (Limerick)Age has a tendency to slow a person down.
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Old Age Cycle (Limerick)As we age, keeping things on an even keel becomes more difficult.
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Owning Up (Limerick)Owning up to errors is the way to go.
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Hurricane Sandy (Limerick)The people who live in the path of distructive storms should relocate, rather than rebuild.
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Election Time (Limerick)Would Obama have won if he hadn't catered to the freeloaders?
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Halloween (Limerick)Halloween can be scary to those that believe in ghosts.
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Dog Hair (Limerick)Dogs shed hair constantly. It's the nature of the beast.
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Halloween CemeteryHalloween night, in a cemetery, can be frightening.
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Workout Redundancy (Limerick)Beer does not help with weight loss
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Hazel the Witch (Limerick)Witches are a basic part of Halloween.
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Used Book (Limerick)Don't throw away books that may be enjoyed by people in need.
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Admitting an Error (Limerick)Admitting an error is not hard to do.
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Vote (Limerick)If you don't vote, you can't complain about who's in office.
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Smile (Limerick)A smile is attractive. A frown is rejecting.
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Mr. Fix it (Limerick)Temporary fixes can be dangerous.
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Age (Limerick)As you grow older, you have to stay active to maintain your health.
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Screwdriver Woes (Limerick)Even when you have the right design, it still doesn't fit
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Mechanics Woe (Limerick)Mechanics have problems like anybody else.
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Old Reliable (Limerick)Everything ages and parts start to ware.
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Desert Home (Limerick)Living in the desert is quite the opposite of city living.
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Stormy Weather (Limerick)You never know about needed repairs until it starts to rain.
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His Fault (Limerick)Love is a fragile thing. When you cheat, you lose.
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Ice Fishing (Limerick)Ice fishing can be an experience and produce more than fish.
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With Loving ThanksA poem I wrote to my Mother-in-law before she passed away.
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I'm Back (Limerick)A poetic notice of return.
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What is Love (Limerick)An explanation of love.
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Plastic Folding Chair (Limerick)Plastic is not a substantial material to use for a chair.
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Silver Anniversary (Limerick)After twenty-five years of marriage, we happily seek twenty-five more.
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Rainy Day Blues (Limerick)Rainy days are so inconvenient.
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Limerick Writer (Limerick)Limericks are short little ditties that sometimes strike home to the reader.
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Rust-Oleum LeakSeal ReviewRust-Oleum Leak Seal seals most any leak you may have.
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Alcohol Use (Limerick)The use of alcohol is very risky business.
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Drinking Problem (Limerick)New drinks are coming out now and the opinions are mixed along with the drink.
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Tall Desert Tree (Limerick)Desert trees are usually stunted due to the lack of water. This article is in reference to the tallest tree in the desert
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Verbal Punishment (Limerick)Verbal punishment is more effective if it is done in a calm voice.
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Word Play (Limerick)Poetry writing is a play on words.
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Bicycle (Limerick)A bicycle is good for exercise, but only for certain parts of the body.
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Poets (Limerick)Only time can bring out the depth of an artist's work.
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USA RV Park, Gallup, New Mexico - ReviewTraveling across the country with an RV can be an experience when selecting an RV park in an unfamiliar area. We found one that was worth writing about.
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Poetry Postmortem (Limerick)A poet can sit and write poem all of his life and never be recognized until he's dead.
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Angry Words (Limerick)Sometimes we say things in a fit of rage that we regret later.
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Think Before You Speak (Limerick)Some people speak before they think. If you can't say something nice, say nothing at all.
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Broke (Limerick)Being broke is no laughing matter when the broke government is expecting your tax money to help recover their financial instability.
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Modern Day Paint Colors (Limerick)Paint colors are not what they used to be. They are now picked out of a catalog, scanned and mixed by a computer. When asking for white paint at the store, you are asked which color white you would like.
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Lightning Strike (Limerick)Lightning strikes are awesome to watch as long as you're in a safe place.
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Packing for a Trip (Limerick)Packing for a trip always has it's glitches. No matter how hard you try, you're going to forget something.
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Vacation Plan (Limerick)Vacation plans can be altered by mother nature. Always plan for the worst and you'll be prepared.
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Traveling With Our DogsMost dogs love to ride in vehicles. On a long trip, you must make adjustments for their needs.
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Depression (Limerick)Sometimes the cause of depression is hidden somewhere in the memory of an earlier time in one's life.
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Fear of Heights (Limerick)The fear of heights is a common phobia.
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Task Management (Limerick)Tasks, when left undone, can grow into heavy labor.
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The Bases Were LoadedA poetic play by play of a baseball game.
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Foot Prints (Limerick)Your mind can follow the foot prints of your past and point out the mistakes you have made.
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Bicycling (Limerick)Bicycling can be fun when your equipment is in good repair.
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Lovers MoonThe moon has an effect on lovers.
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Bumps in the Night (Limerick)Things that go bump in the night are often frightening. Many people believe in ghosts.
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In the Beginning (Limerick)The beginning of each day is at dawn. If you miss it, you've lost part of your day.
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No Sense of Humor (Limerick)Be careful what you say to your better half. It could get you into trouble.
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Elections (Limerick)Elections are in November. If you don't like our present leader, elect a new one.
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Expense Priorities (Limerick)A husband and wife sometimes have differing opinions on how to spend money.
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Attraction (Limerick)Some people are attracted to others by simple things.
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Cause of Writer's Block (Limerick)Article rejections are mind numbing to writers.
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Skin Problems (Limerick)It seems that some women's make-up would need a pick and shovel to remove it.
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Statistics (Limerick)Figures don't lie, but liars figure.
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The Star (Limerick)Some things aren't as easy as they look.
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Instructions (Limerick)As the old saying goes, when all else fails, follow directions.
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Redneck (Limerick)There are rednecks all over the place. You just have to watch for them.
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Capturing Beauty (Limerick)A rising, full moon, on a clear night, is a beautiful thing.
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Editor Rejection (Limerick)The suspense that a writer goes through is a real bear.
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Computer Crasher (Limerick)I actually crashed three computers in a week.
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Lottery Winner (Limerick)Winning a lottery is not what it's cracked up to be.
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Bad Weather Boating (Limerick)Boating can be dangerous if you don't pay attention to the weather forecast.
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Brains Aren't Everything (Limerick)Even uneducated people have their own nitch in this world.
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Reflections (Limerick)Birds are often confused with clear glass windows.
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Computer Guru (Limerick)I actually crashed three computers in a two week time so I had to write this limerick.
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News (Limerick)Is the government censoring our news media? Why aren't we hearing about our armed forces activities?
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Retired Musician (Limerick)After playing music, for years, all over the country, I retired and It feels strange.
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Game Time (Limerick)When you call friends to watch the game, call the ones that bring refreshments.
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Dumb Pet Owner (Limerick)Some people should not own pets.
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Vexed (Limerick)Sometimes we get frustrated over things we can't put our finger on.
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One Sided Fight (Limerick)Everyone should know their limits and proceed with caution.
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Gastro Problem (Limerick)A gastrointestinal problem can be inconvenient at times.
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RSVP (Limerick)You can't be the life of the party by being a drunk.
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Beer Guzzler (Limerick)When you're out of beer, invite some friends over. They always bring some with them. -
Chastity (Limerick)Some fathers are overprotective of their daughters
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ExerciseYou don't see much scenery while on an exercise bike.
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Forced Diet (Limerick)If you're not able to reach your food, your diet is assured.
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Lethal Habit (Limerick)Alcohol can shorten your life when consumed in abundance. -
Drinking Pop (Limerick)If you follow in the footsteps of someone who went astray, you're foolish.
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Diarrhea (Limerick)You must know your limits on what you eat.
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Error Terror (Limerick)An honest mistake can get you into legal trouble. -
Factory Worker (Limerick)The tedious job of boring holes can be boring. -
Orange Rhyme (Limerick)There are many words that are spelled alike but pronounced differently.
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Love Moods (Limerick)No matter what your love moods are, devotion is a priority. -
Spring (Limerick)There's a distinct aura that hints the change of seasons.
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Writing Humor (Limerick)If you write humor and no one is laughing, you're in the wrong business. -
Nagging (Limerick)Sometimes reverse psychiatry works best. -
Gas Prices (Limerick)We all agree the price of gas is too high but we keep right on buying it. -
Vacation (Limerick)When on vacation, we wear ourselves out getting a rest. -
Gas Tank (Limerick)It's easier to keep the top half of the gas tank full. -
Political Awakening (Limerick)Politician's lies get old after awhile. They even get tired of it.
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Honest Wooer (Limerick)Usually, a wooer will brag himself up. The honest ones are few. -
The Wooer (Limerick)Sometimes a wooer has only one thing in mind.
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Limerick (Limerick)Limericks are like jokes. There's a line in it that will trip up the mind.
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Wooer’s Lies (Limerick)Trying to impress a lover with lies is not recommended.
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New Technology (Limerick)Technology is progressing so fast that old folks have a hard time keeping up.
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Old Fool (Limerick)Someone who seems like a fool may know more than you think.
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Age Trauma (Limerick)As I get older, the family grows larger until I have fits remembering names.
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Man Trap (Limerick)A man will try to cover his conscience by bringing her flowers.
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Haboob? What’s a Haboob?When confronted with a desert storm, a few precautions may save your life.
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Mother-in-Law Visit (Limerick)Mothers-in-law get the brunt of all jokes.
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Easter Celebration (Limerick)Let's praise Jesus instead of the bunny this Easter.
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Habit (Limerick)Some people have what could be termed as odd habits at home.
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AA (Limerick)AA is a great way to cure your drinking habit.
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Forgive Me Not (Limerick)Stealing flowers for your lover is unforgiving.
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Beer (Limerick)Alcohol consumption can cause you to slur your words.
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Forgetting to Remember (Limerick)Some people drink to forget their problems.
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Disclaimer (Limerick)When a writer writes on a subject long enough, readers start to assume that he's writing about himself.
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Marijuana (Limerick)Marijuana can be grown for medilinal purposes under controlled permits.
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Jilted (Limerick)Once you hook your fish and she gets away, it's hard to get her back.
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Relationship (Limerick)Old habits are hard to break.
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Robber (Limerick)If you shoot someone while protecting your home, you can be arrested.
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Tobacco Habit (Limerick)Some habits can be disgusting.
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Dunce (Limerick)Some parents can't believe the way their "little darlings" act when out of their sight.
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Economical Failure (Limerick)The value of the dollar slips each time they print new money.
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Proposal (Limerick)Some marry for love and some marry for money.
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Politics (Limerick)The government counts the unemployed by the number receiving unemployment benefits.
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The Plot (Limerick)Devious means can get you in trouble.
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Sweet Dreams (Limerick)A common error that retirees make.
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Rock and Roll Carpenter (Limerick)He kept cutting it off and cutting it off and it's still too short.
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Rocking Chair (Limerick)Uneven legs or unleveled floor, That is the question.
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Spare Tire (Limerick)Buying a used tire as a spare is not a good idea. Someone took it off their car for a reason.
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Cost of Clothing (Limerick)It takes a lot of material to cloth an obese person.
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How High’s the Water (Limerick)It's best to have things ready when you need them.
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Never Say Fat (Limerick)Never agree that your spouse is fat.
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Pop a Top (Limerick)Never drink anything stronger than pop.
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My Shadow (Limerick)Your shadow proves your existence.
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Liar (Limerick)A liar is a distorter of facts, usually for his own sake.
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Honey (Limerick)She used to be as sweet as honey.
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Lying (Limerick)Lies are used to decieve and mislead us from the true facts.
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Kids Allowance (Limerick)Kids should learn where money comes from.
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Kid’s Winter Finance (Limerick)Mother Nature has a way to keep kids occupied.
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Special Friend (Limerick)Everybody needs a special friend.
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Marital Spat (Limerick)Spats occure between couples when they're not on the same page.
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Make Up Your Mind (Limerick)Decissions are sometimes dumbfounding.
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Love Over Lie (Limerick)Sometimes you have to take the bad along with the good.
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Humor (Limerick)It's better to laugh than to cry.
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Eye Trouble (Limerick)When something very small is in your eye, it feels as bog as a log.
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Election (Limerick)A politician will promise anything to get elected.