Bailey Black
Bailey is a freelance writer from Canada and a stay-at-home mother of three. She is a Featured Parenting Contributor, a Featured A&E Contributor, and was considered funny by at least 87 people at last count.
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I'm Back, PerhapsA brief, poetic explanation of my recent absence.
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On Dirt, Rednecks and JunkMindless ramblings about junk.
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Morag, Say it Ain't So!AC will just never be the same.
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Good News, Everybody: I'm Still a Flaming IdiotWhat I'm about to tell you is a story of what may be My Biggest Blonde Moment EVER.
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For My Dear Friend, Frank MucciDon't get me wrong. I love Frank, even if he is a little slow.
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I Apologize in AdvanceA humorous tale of how US tax laws are affecting me.
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Spectacular Messes - Works by CarlosShowcasing some of the best works by Carlos
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The Day I'll Never ForgetA true story about surviving a violent cat attack. My scars have faded, but my memory of the events that took place that day never will. -
Thank YouA big, fat, poetic "thank you" to my AC family -
Things Toddlers Just Don't GetDon't worry. Your toddler is learning. It's just a slow process.
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15 Signs that It's Time to Buy a New CarHave you been thinking about purchasing a new or used vehicle, but you're not sure if you're ready? Here are 15 signs that it may be time for an upgrade.
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Mother's DayMy perfect Mother's Day, sung to the tune of a well-known Beatles hit. -
Life in a Small TownLife in a small town is never a dull moment. Except when nothing happens.
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Bailey's Boredom Buster - A Free, Printable Word PuzzlePlease enjoy this fun and challenging word puzzle. Insert letters into the grid to form common words of 5 letters or more. -
My First Born SonA poem about the joys of raising a pubescent boy.
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The Things that Float My BoatIt just doesn't get much sadder than this. -
Silence Means Trouble (And Other Parenting Truths)There are certain things you can just come to expect when raising a toddler.
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A Conversation About Gratitude, Compassion, Technology and Mythical CreaturesYou never know when an opportunity to teach your child will come along. -
TurkeyAn ode to my daughter. -
Domestic Carnage 101 - a Toddler's Guide to Making Spectacular MessesCarlos is back with a useful guide for toddlers who want to make the most out of their messes. -
Bailey's Boredom Buster - A Fun and Easy Crossword PuzzleBored? Enjoy this free, printable crossword puzzle. Feel free to contact me for the solution! -
Get Out of My Soup!A poem about the joys of cooking with your spouse. -
My Own Worst Enemy - Part IIIThe final instalment. Until I screw myself again.
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My Muse Came Back from VegasMy muse came back the other day. Which didn't do me any good. At all.
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My Muse Went to VegasHe doesn't like our hookers.
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My Own Worst Enemy - Part IIBecause there's more than one way to screw yourself.
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Twitter Vs. Facebook - 7 Reasons to Get Your Tweet OnI'd include a description here, but it seems pretty self-explanatory to me.
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My Own Worst Enemy - Part IHow I screwed myself.
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5 Things You Didn't Know You Wanted to Know About MeI didn't want to say anything, but I thought it was a little rude you didn't ask.
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Dr. Seuss Bit Meand it's starting to fester. -
My Life in Ten AppliancesA humorous poem about the troublesome appliances I've owned in my life. Sadly, this is not a work of fiction. -
Yes, I'm an IdiotCall it permanent absentmindedness, long-term baby brain or perpetual blondness - something happened when I had kids. No one knows for sure if "baby brain" actually exists. But in my case, it's real, and it has taken up permanent residence.
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Dear CarlosThis is your mother calling. We need to talk.
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A Day in the Life of a ToddlerMeet Carlos. He's two. This is his story. -
How I Increased My Exposure on Associated ContentBy now, you probably know that things like SEO and content promotion are a big part of steering traffic towards your writing. But, there is an entire community of people, right here in front of you, who may not know you exist. -
Page Views: Increase Your Traffic on Associated ContentWriting online content successfully can be a challenge. Find out how to increase your traffic and establish a strong readership with these often-overlooked concepts.
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Practical Parenting Advice - Part IIMore practical tips and tricks I've learned through my years of parenting. -
Hollywood: Celebrities in the HeadlinesHollywood is home to some of the most wealthy and influential people in the world today. And for many, controversy is what keeps them in the spotlight.
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How to Swear in Front of Your KidsA humorous look at the way parents stifle their profanity by inserting some popular alternatives.
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Why Writing is the Best TherapyFind out how to relieve stress through writing.
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Hope for Haiti: The Power of PenniesThe story of a little girl who believes in a miracle in a jar, and the healing it can bring to those in need. Sometimes, a child's innocent outlook on life is all you need to put things into perspective.
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Venison: How to Eliminate the Wild Taste in Your MeatTo many, eating wild meat can seem like a chore - an obligation, rather than a pleasure. But, game meat doesn't have to taste gamey, and its got nothing to do with how you cook it.
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Kids - a PoemA short poem about raising kids through all stages of development
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The Best Pieces of Parenting Advice I Can GiveAs a mother of three, I would like to share some of what I have learned while raising my kids. It is practical advice that is all the more welcome because I'm not old and nosy and pushing it on you unsolicited in the supermarket.
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Why I Won't Earn a Living Writing for ACAs a newcomer to Associated Content, I wanted to share my first impressions of the website, and offer some insight for anyone considering becoming an online content writer.
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How to Be a Good LoverA simple Internet search will yield to its reader an astounding number of pointers, tips and techniques on how to be better in bed. Yet there is something that everyone has the capacity to use, regardless of age, gender or previous experience.
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Self-Expression in ChildrenFreedom of expression is something that is often associated with teenagers and young adults. But, it can manifest itself much earlier on in life. Learn how to recognize the beginning signs of self-expression, and how to embrace your child's individuality.