Joseph Gaccione
An aspiring screenwriter, I graduated from Florida State University in 2009 with a B.A. in Communication, specifically Media Production, and a minor in Psychology. I have studied a variety of media topics including video production, post-production, advanced narrative, crime narrative, graphic novel writing, film history, and media ethics. I'm a huge film buff, filled with movie trivia like no other. No seriously, I am. Try me!
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The 2011 Dallas Cowboys ReviewCritique of the Dallas Cowboys' 2011 season.
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A Cool CustomerPoem about winter.
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Naughty and NiceEver think you should do the right thing all the time? Think again.
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Avenging the SummerWhile the year isn't over yet, I don't see many films on the horizons beating my top pick for best film of the year.
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September PathosMy views and opinions on the meaning of September 11th.
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America's Team: The Best and WorstI've had my share of memorable Dallas Cowboy moments, both good and bad. Here's the current list.
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The Nameless with NametagsForget the video games, this is modern warfare.
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Pinhead of PoolA guy in over his head thinks he's working all angles. Too bad he actually isn't.
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Digging Up TroubleA story of three men in a desert outskirt of town. Two are looking for a peace of mind. The other wants to prevent that.
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Mercedes and a RoseWhen you meet a famous person in the real world doing real things, it's not as spectacular as you'd expect, but it's still gratifying. -
The Prom RompWhile most people enjoy prom, I definitely didn't. In fact, the most positive thing out of it was the education I received.
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X-Men 3: The Worst Sequel EverA sequel is only as good as the people behind it. Evidently, no one was behind this film, otherwise, it would have been good.
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Flying with the Stone Temple PilotsMy first concert was an STP venue in 2009. I collect my thoughts and divulge what I thought about it.
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A Very Bad FilmIt's not easy picking apart my least favorite movies and finding the worst, but I did it, and the results are surprising.
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Improving the Dallas Cowboys for 2011Last year, I wrote about how the Cowboys can improve their chances of being Super Bowl Champions. Sadly, it didn't pan out that way, but I'm taking another crack at it.
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My Valentine MementoThis is a personal message to all couples out there about the reality of love and relationships.
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Joe G's Top 6 2010 NFL MomentsLast year, I did an article on the worst moments of the 2009 season. This year, I switched it up and tweaked the idea to talk about the best moments of the 2010 season.
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Joe G's NFL 2010 Week 14 AnalysisThe end of the NFL season is nearly upon us, but I'm just getting warmed up.
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Joe G's 2010 NFL Week 13 AnalysisI'm back!!! And better than ever....to discuss football, brass tacks, and the usual suspects.
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The Tallahassee Extra: Being Involved in an HBO FilmI signed up to be an extra in HBO's film "Recount" a few years ago, and this is me telling you how it was.
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Joe G's 2010 NFL Week 10 AnalysisI'm chugging away on reviewing the NFL season with my own opinions.
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Halloween at Cowboys StadiumMy dad and I combined our birthdays, and when our powers joined, the result was a trip to Cowboys Stadium in Arlington for the Cowboys vs. Jaguars. It was epic. -
Joe G's 2010 NFL Week 9 AnalysisMore of me talking football.
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Joe G's 2010 NFL Mid-Season AwardsI give out some highly renowned awards. Very respectable. -
The Best Film TrailersI count down the top ten best film trailers I've seen.
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My 2007 ChristmasThis year's Christmas season doesn't have me as excited as usual, but it reminds me of the best one I had.
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Joe G's 2010 NFL Week 7 AnalysisThe weekly saga of NFL coverage by me continues.
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Joe G's 2010 NFL Week 6 AnalysisThe weekly series continues to strike back.
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Halloween ViewingsI pick my personal favorite scary films to watch on October 31st.
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Joe G's 2010 NFL Week 5 AnalysisI look at weeks 5 and 6, offering my usual observations and opinions.
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Joe G's 2010 NFL Week 4 AnalysisMy weekly series continues with a look at week 4 and week 5.
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Joe G's NFL 2010 Week 3 AnalysisMy weekly installment of football critique, analysis, maybe some rants, and some future predictions.
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Joe G's NFL 2010 Week 2 AnalysisMy weekly installment of some football opinions, predictions, and maybe some humor.
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Joe G's 2010 NFL Week 1 AnalysisI break down the first week of NFL football, analzying the best and the worst, while offering some predictions for the next week. This will hopefully be an ongoing series.
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Out of SiteSort of the "Where are they Now?" of the Internet, I examine the sites I went to religiously back in the day, but over time, I became less interested. I delve into what exactly went wrong.
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The Film Game: Creating My Own Movie-themed ArmyI decided to create my own super group of movie characters in a fictional scenario. It's a fun game that EVERYONE should try.
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Critical MassesWhat happens when a film critic is critical of another film critic? CRITICISM ENSUES! Seriously, though, this is a look at Armond White, a film critic that we should all be aware of, if only to know that he exists.
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Top Ten Most Embarrassing NFL Moments of 2009As I wait for the 2010 NFL season to start, I take out my impatience on something creative. I pick on the worst of the worst from 2009.
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NFL: Nimrod Football LeagueAs an NFL fan, I've become desensitized about players and their public problems, but now I have to rant. Here it is.
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Tips and Info on Rain Sensors for SprinklersExpanding my knowledge once more, I talk about rain sensors for sprinklers and installation tips.
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A Guide on How to Harvest and Plant Tomato SeedsI dream of a day when I can successfully keep a garden healthy, so I figured I'd start with researching how to harvest and plant something as simple as tomato seeds.
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An (Almost) Dark NightThis is a story of a certain kind of person that needs to be removed off the face of the earth.
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One Rude Dude: A Boyfriend's LamentI'm a thoroughly great boyfriend, but every so often, I mess up, and this story was so awkward and terrible, it ranks up there among the worst.
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Obscene History XWhile I love watching films, there is that rare occasion one rubs me the wrong way, whether I like the film overall or not. This is an instance where a great film has the potential to disturb me.
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Preseason: What is it Good For?With all the talk of extending regular season and limiting preseason in the NFL, I discuss my point of view on preseason and whether or not it is a waste.
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It's All in the PrayerI'm not overly religious, but I felt this could be a valuable article for those who are either on the fence or embarrassed to talk about how they feel.
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Patton's Opening SpeechOut of all the speeches in film, I don't think any could stand up to Patton's opening speech from the 1970 film. Here's why.
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An Introduction to DeismAfter learning about Jainism, I thought it would be fun to try another religion, so I wrote a bit about the religion of Deism.
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The Latest on LohanAnyone who loves drama and celebrities failing in the eye of the public will enjoy this blurb about Lindsay Lohan and what she's been up to lately. Warning: Some sarcasm may be found.
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Obvious Product Placement in MoviesI count down the top three best examples of film sponsorship.
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Improving the Dallas Cowboys 2010As a fan of the Dallas Cowboys, I have noticed certain things that I would like to see change. Here is my list.
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Family Guy: What Happened to You?I talk about how recently, Family Guy has been largely unfunny. I assess potential problems, and offer a solution.
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A Guide on Being a Better Customer: Tips from a Fast Food WorkerI work in fast food, and I've learned a thing or two about dealing with public, and how the public should deal with me.
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I Am Iron Man...2I'm recommending this film to everyone. Here's why.
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My Father's Day PoemA personal tribute to my dad this year on Father's Day.
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All About JainismThis is a pretty basic introduction to the religion of Jainism.
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A Guide to Surviving Interstate DrivingI offer personal experience and tips on how to make highway driving easier.
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Lions and Vikings and Bears, Oh My! A Look into the Dallas Cowboys' 2010 NFL ScheduleThis is my personal look at the 2010 season for the Dallas Cowboys. I preview all 16 games and offer predictions as well as analysis.
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Adaptation PostulationThere are so many literary adaptations going on today in the film industry, it's insane. INSANE. SO MANY OF THEM...Anyways, here are a few books I would prefer to see on the big screen.
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One of the Best Reviews of Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City Out ThereAs a longtime Grand Theft Auto fan, I've become a veteran of the series, and with the release of GTA: Episodes from Liberty City, I dipped my toe into the review pool and decided to share my professional opinions on the latest entry in the series.

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