Mike Bauman
Mike Bauman is a comedian and writer in Los Angeles. Originally from Buffalo, New York, Mike has written for Big News, Robot vs. Dinosaur, and several other sketch comedy stage shows. He is the author of "Halloween Fun for the Criminally Insane," available on Kindle.
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It's Time for Newt Gingrich to End His CampaignNewt Gingrich has no chance of winning the GOP presidential nomination, yet he continues his campaign. It's time for the former Speaker to leave the field.
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Los Angeles Owns a YachtThe City of Los Angeles possesses its own yacht, used for free tours around the harbor. Though the boat is taxpayer funded, it may not me a bad thing.
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Rick Santorum Will Fight for Your Right to Have Uneducated ChildrenRepublican presidential candidate Rick Santorum accused President Obama of "snobbery" for saying that all children should have a college education. Does Santorum want American kids to be dumb?
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A Gingrich Campaign Could Be HilariousNewt Gingrich is the latest and most potent frontrunner for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination. Can he overcome his baggage and himself?
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Herman Cain Wrong on Foreign PolicyHerman Cain attempted to bolster his foreign policy credentials through a statement on his campaign website. Instead, he made himself seem even more inept.
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Southwest Airlines Owes Me 45 DrinksAn Illinois man is suing Southwest Airlines for not honoring his free drink coupons. Is this a good idea?
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Andy Rooney on HeavenThe late Andy Rooney gives his thoughts on the afterlife.
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The New Royal SuccessionBritain's line of royal succession has undergone its biggest changes in centuries. Here is the new succession list.
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Sarah Palin Ain't Runnin' for that President ThingSarah Palin has announced that she is not running for President in 2012. I completely trash her released statement.
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Republicans Hate Tax CutsThe Republican leadership in Congress has come out against President Obama's proposed payroll tax holiday.
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Never Trust a Harvard ManMitt Romney makes it clear that he would never trust a Harvard man like Barack Obama. Or himself.
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Mitt Romney Outlines Day OneMitt Romney has released a book outlining the first five bill he will send to Congress if elected President.
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The Days of Al Gore: An Old, Fat, Rich White Guy Plays the Race CardIn a recent interview, Al Gore compared climate change deniers to 20th century racists. Why can't liberals come up with a new talking point that doesn't involve race?
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Michele Bachmann Thinks Hurricane Irene is a Warning from GodMichele Bachmann thinks the recent earthquake and hurricane are a message from God. But what exactly is He trying to tell us?
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Eric Cantor Thinks Americans' Problems Aren't America's ProblemEven as his home state faces down multiple natural disasters, Eric Cantor still wants to tighten the purse strings.
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The Presidential Candidates' Reactions to the D.C. EarthquakeAs the shaking dies down, the hysteria continues. Here are the Presidential candidates' reactions to the great natural disaster.
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Al Gore Will Rip Your Freaking Head OffThe internet is abuzz over a "rant" against climate change deniers by former Vice President Al Gore. Will his anger boil over? Gore smash!
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Amy Winehouse Joins Long List of Musicians Who Died at 27When Amy Winehouse died on July 23, 2011, the singer joined a long list of rock musicians who died at the age of 27.
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Three Reasons the NFL Lockout Should ContinueThe NFL's lockout of its players threatens the 2011 football season. Maybe that's not the worst thing that could happen.
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Carmageddon: How to Enjoy the Closure of the 405The 405 will be closed during the weekend of July 16 and 17, an event known as Carmageddon. Don't let a tiny, catastrophic road closure ruin your summer fun.Also published on:
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Will and Kate Are in Los AngelesThe Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are visiting Los Angeles. He is the itinerary I've drawn up for them.
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How Can the Republican Presidential Candidates Call Themselves "Pro-Life"?The majority of 2012's Republican Presidential candidates call themselves "pro-life." But are they really?
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Obama and Boehner to Play GolfAnother bombshell political story hit this weekend when it was revealed that President Obama and Speaker of the House Boehner will be playing golf together on June 18. I assume it will go something like this.
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Mitt Romney's Actual Campaign AnnouncementThe "Lamestream Media" is telling you what they want you to hear. They have distributed a carefully edited version of Mitt Romney campaign announcement speech. America deserves the truth! Here's what he really said in New Hampshire.
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Is This Your Penis?Rep. Anthony Weiner can't say "with certitude" whether an internet photo is of his manhood. A man should know his own penis.
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John Ensign's Resignation Letter: A TranslationSenator John Ensign of Nevada is resigning. His letter of resignation is written in typical politico-speak. Here is a translation into human-speak.
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The Buffalo Bills 2011 ScheduleThe schedule for the Buffalo Bills' 2011 season.
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The Monkees to Tour North America in 2011Three of the Monkees will be touring the United States and Canada in the summer of 2011.
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The Music of 1966: Paperback Writer / Rain by the BeatlesA look at one of my favorite record releases from one of rock and rolls best years. -
Translating the President's Statement on LibyaThe United States has launched a military attack on Libya. Here is what President Obama really meant when he announced the action. -
This is Why America is Losing #237: Tsunami WatchingWhen officials announced a tsunami warning for the California coast, idiots immediately headed to the oceanside to see history. Or, more likely, become history.
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America Makes Newt Gingrich HornyNewt Gingrich blames the dissolution of his marriages on his love of country.
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Will Rep. Paul Broun Take Your Question?Rep. Paul Broun was asked "Who will shoot Obama" at a town hall meeting. Perhaps he shouldn't take any more questions.
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I'm Sick: Live Blogging My ColdI am not at all well. Here is how my sickday has gone.
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Rep. Chris Lee (R-NY) Resigns Because No One Should Have FunNew York Congressman Chris Lee has resigned his seat after a topless photo he sent to a woman on Craigslist surfaced. Lee is less a victim of his own idiocy than of American Puritanism. -
My Expert Prediction for Super Bowl XLVWho will win Super Bowl XLV? I take an unnecessarily in-depth look at the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers.
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The Monkees in the Billboard ChartsThe Monkees placed more than 20 songs in the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart. Here is an overview of their chart success.
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My Expert Predictions for the AFC and NFC Championship GamesIf you're planning to put a few bucks on this weekend's football games, why not take the advice of someone who knows very little about football?
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The Beatles in the American ChartsThe songs the Beatles placed in the American singles charts.
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The Muppet Show's New Congress SpecialHere is the script from the Muppet Show's New Congress Special. Celebrating the swearing-in of the 112th Congress, it features appearances by President Obama, Speaker of the House Boehner, Majority Leader Cantor, and other surprise guests.
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Propositions 20 and 27: Dancing the Redistricting Tango in CaliforniaThe 2010 Election Day ballot in California includes Propositions 20 and 27. One expands the reach of the Citizens Redistricting Commission, the other disbands it. Which one makes more sense?
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Halloween Costumes for 2010 #2: The Tea PartyThis Halloween, let your child show her true colors: red, white, blue, and tea bag.
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Halloween Costumes for 2010 #1: Rod BlagojevichDon't send your child out as a boring ghost, witch, or princess this Halloween. Dress your child as Rod Blagojevich!
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Scott McInnis: True ConservativeScott McInnis wants to be governor of Colorado, but will that force him to work? Usually, McInnis prefers to not work for his money.
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Google WiSpy Scandal Hits Members of CongressWhen Google's Streetviews cars were photgraphing houses, they were alsospying on unencrypted wifi networks, including those of members of Congress. What great state secrets fell into the hands of the Google overlords?
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San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom Attempts to Outlaw ObesitySan Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom wants you to be healthy. He so wants you to be healthy that he's giving you no choice in the matter. If only you could be as handsome as the mayor, too.
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Iowa Gains Republican Voters, Loses DemocratsIn the month of June, Republican registration rose in Iowa while Democrats lost supporters. We examine why.
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How to Make Money from a Lemonade StandMost parents view a lemonade stand as a one-time summer activity for their kids. But the right kid can turn a lemonade stand into a multi-million dollar industry.
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Los Angeles Lakers Fans Prove the Devolution of American ProtestOnce upon a time, Americans rioted when political events warranted. Now, it depends on what professional sports team you root for.
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Democrats Claim South Carolina Senate Candidate Alvin Greene a Republican PlantRep. James Clyburn claims that the Republicans orchestrated the campaign of Alvin Greene, who won the South Carolina Democratic primary despite being unknown, unemployed, and facing five years in prison.
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Election Analysis: Democrats Are MoronsThe Democrats control the White House and Congress. Seemingly, based on the events surrounding the 2010 primary elections, they would prefer not to.
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Three Reasons to Visit Buffalo, New YorkBuffalo, New York may not be a tropical paradise, but it has a lot to offer to travelers. Here are three reasons to consider a vacation in Western New York.
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Top 10 Songs by the MonkeesThe Monkees, while perhaps not a "band," were one of the most influential entertainment outfits of the last century. Here are my top 10 songs by Mike, Micky, Davy, and Peter.
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Top 10 Songs by the HolliesThe Hollies were one of the best selling bands of the 1960's and '70's. Here are ten of their best songs.
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Ben Roethlisberger Needs to Change His WaysPittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been suspended for the first six games of the 2010 football season. The NFL superstar's punishment is a result of his off-field behavior.
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Top Four Strangest Beatles SongsEven the greatest band of all time released a few bizarre tunes. Here are the four strangest songs the Beatles performed.
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Twitter Unveils Its New Revenue Plan: Promoted TweetsTwitter has unveiled Promoted Tweets, its new deal will several companies to send targeted Tweets to users. This marks Twitter's first foray into advertising and profitability.