Endless Monkeys

Endless Monkeys

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I'm primarily an essayist with a particular bend towards satire. However, I'm always eager to expand my horizons into opinion pieces, restaurant reviews, and othersuch. I also own a couple of advice sites, but they mostly focus on a sarcastic brand of advice.

I'm here to learn, explore, create, share, and anything else I can pack into this. Thanks for taking a look at me. What can I write for you?
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  • What Egypt Teaches Us About Ourselves
    As events in Egypt unfold after the events in Tunisia, what can we as Americans learn from this?
  • A Story of Love and Bratwurst
    Sometimes it's not what you say, but how you say it... and also spices.
  • Movie Review: "Robin Hood"
    What do you get when you combine Ridley Scott, Russell Crowe, a crapton of arrows, and just over two hours? How about some WIN! Oh, and "Gladiator" in reverse.
  • Eric Holder, Faisal Shahzad, and Epic Stupidity
    So after a (woefully) botched attempt to blow up Times Square by Faisal Shahzad, AG Eric Holder has decided that this is a great time to update Miranda Rights. FAILarity ensues.
  • George Rekers: American Hero
    In a world of doubt and uncertainty, one man decides to "do it for the lulz"
  • Oklahoma House Bill 2656: NOT Anti-Abortion
    Oklahoma's recent legislation regarding revealing information about potential birth defects in children is already being cited as anti-abortion or anti-motherhood. The legislation actually seeks to curtail lawsuits.
  • By the Time I Get to Arizona ...
    Just a quick look at the potential disaster of Arizona's new immigration law and how it could actually be changed to help immigration in a better way.
  • Facebook Group Praying for Obama's Death
    So lots of people are wanting to pray for Obama's death. Tasteless? Decrepit? Why not "beneficial" instead?
  • Politics and Stupidity
    Tired of all the political hooha out there? Needing a break from the political landscape that's as brutal as it is warped? Come on in and take a break and let's get grounded here.

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