Chris Pandolfi
Growing up a shy kid in a quiet suburb of Los Angeles, Chris Pandolfi knows all about the imagination. Pretend games were always the most fun for him, especially on the school playground; he and his friends would assign characters to themselves and perform in several ridiculous but fanciful improvised skits. They had no audience, apart from their own company. Although Chris is no longer a child, he still uses his imagination on a regular basis. He even relied on it to get him through college. It eventually earned him a Bachelors in Creative Writing, followed shortly thereafter by a Masters.
Film is, for him, one of the best outlets there is for the imagination. Writers can put it into words and illustrators can visualize it, but he believes it takes moviemakers -- a special group of people -- to bring the two together and make the whole thing come alive. He yearns for that connection, not only to story, but also to character, theme, and visual symbolism. If he gains insight, be it intellectually or emotionally, he will consider the film a resounding success. Of course, he isn't so elitist that he doesn't indulge in films made purely for entertainment; his all-time favorite movie is the musical version of Little Shop of Horrors.
Although he has always appreciated the art of filmmaking and the entertainment it brings, it wasn't until 2006 that he began writing movie reviews for new releases, which first appeared on Amazon.com and later spread to sites such as Lunch.com. Still residing in Los Angeles -- a place he has dubbed the Land of the Movies -- he's currently an editor-at-large for Popzara.com, where he goes by the alias Dr. Invisible (he hasn't outgrown his shyness). He's also a contributing critic for GoneWithTheTwins.com, a movie review website run by brothers and Arizona natives Mike and Joel Massie.
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Film is, for him, one of the best outlets there is for the imagination. Writers can put it into words and illustrators can visualize it, but he believes it takes moviemakers -- a special group of people -- to bring the two together and make the whole thing come alive. He yearns for that connection, not only to story, but also to character, theme, and visual symbolism. If he gains insight, be it intellectually or emotionally, he will consider the film a resounding success. Of course, he isn't so elitist that he doesn't indulge in films made purely for entertainment; his all-time favorite movie is the musical version of Little Shop of Horrors.
Although he has always appreciated the art of filmmaking and the entertainment it brings, it wasn't until 2006 that he began writing movie reviews for new releases, which first appeared on Amazon.com and later spread to sites such as Lunch.com. Still residing in Los Angeles -- a place he has dubbed the Land of the Movies -- he's currently an editor-at-large for Popzara.com, where he goes by the alias Dr. Invisible (he hasn't outgrown his shyness). He's also a contributing critic for GoneWithTheTwins.com, a movie review website run by brothers and Arizona natives Mike and Joel Massie.
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Movie Review :: Men in Black 3 (2012) (PG-13)What the film lacks in delightfully bizarre creature effects is made up for with a plot that’s fun, clever, and surprisingly character driven.
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Movie Review :: Chernobyl Diaries (2012) (R)I probably would have forgiven Chernobyl Diaries its threadbare clichés if they had been applied to a plot worthy of them.
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Movie Review :: Moonrise Kingdom (2012) (PG-13)There is no truth to this film. It depicts nothing more than odd people doing odd things for very odd reasons. We’re supposed to find this funny, but was the intention to laugh with the characters or at them?
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Movie Review :: Oslo, August 31st (2012) (Unrated)The film does not make any grand gestures in depicting the aftereffects of drug addiction. Director/co-writer Joachim Trier simply observes.
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Board Games at the MoviesWith the impending release of Peter Berg's 'Battleship,' it's possible we could see a number of new films based on board games.
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Movie Review :: Battleship (2012) (PG-13)It’s very much cut from the same cloth as Transformers, not just because both feature outer space robots but also because both are noisy, thoughtlessly inundated with action and special effects, and generally free from any semblance of plot, character dev
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Movie Review :: What to Expect when You're Expecting (2012) (PG-13)Another unfortunate example of what happens when real self-help book advice is applied to the plot of a romantic comedy.
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Movie Review :: The Samaritan (2012) (Unrated)Here is a taut, suspenseful, intelligently structured thriller that pays homage to con movies without having to spoof them.
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Movie Review :: Hysteria (2012) (R)Here is a bright, funny, hopelessly endearing film that benefits greatly from the sheer likeability of its actors. That its story is just as blush-inducing today as it would have been in Victorian times only adds to its charm.
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Movie Review :: Beyond the Black Rainbow (2012) (R)As maddeningly abstract as the experience will undoubtedly be for some, let it not be said that it will soon be forgotten.
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Movie Review :: The Dictator (2012) (R). In their third collaboration together, co-writer/star Sacha Baron Cohen and director Larry Charles have crafted a searing political and social satire that’s simultaneously hilarious and shockingly audacious.
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How Snow White Has Evolved Over TimeAlthough the title 'Snow White' inevitably conjures up images of the Disney film, it could actually apply to several variations of the same story, which keeps evolving as the times change.
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Movie Review :: Dark Shadows (2012) (PG-13)Dark Shadows is just plain fun, simultaneously an homage to and a parody of the original soap opera.
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Movie Review :: Girl in Progress (2012) (PG-13)It really is shocking how badly this movie is structured and how poorly the characters are developed; what should have been a poignant and insightful generational story has been reduced to an implausible and inconsistent mess.
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Movie Review :: God Bless America (2012) (R)Essentially this generation’s answer to Falling Down, Bobcat Goldthwait’s God Bless America is a profoundly wrongheaded political and social satire.
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Movie Review :: The Cup (2012) (Unrated)It does everything it’s supposed to do on technical, emotional, and performance levels, but when it comes to narrative, it lacks the style and the spark of imagination necessary for it to stand out above the others.
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Movie Review :: Sleepless Night (2012) (Unrated)I think part of the problem here is that the plot comes off as a means to an end, namely an excuse to overload the final act with action sequences.
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Movie Review :: Dragon Eyes (2012) (R)Dragon Eyes is ugly, implausible, and infuriatingly convoluted. Here is a film that’s not only an eyesore but also so badly structured and so poorly developed that it’s next to impossible to follow along with.
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Movie Review :: Transit (2012) (R)Transit is a straightforward yet engrossing crime thriller, one that speaks the language of suspense so fluently that we willingly overlook some glaringly implausible technicalities.
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Movie Review :: Patience (After Sebald) (2012) (Unrated)It cannot be pigeonholed into any specific genre. It’s all at once a travelogue, a history lesson, a biography, a critical analysis, a psychological study, and to a very small degree, a fan testimonial.
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Why 'The Avengers' Won't Change the Summer Blockbuster LandscapeDespite its tremendous opening weekend success at the box office, 'Marvel's The Avengers' is unlikely to alter the course of this or any future summer blockbuster season.
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Movie Review :: Marvel's the Avengers (2012) (PG-13)While it may not be appreciated or understood by those who have not seen the earlier films, and although it relies more on spectacle and less on plot, it’s nevertheless a fun and exciting action extravaganza.
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Movie Review :: The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2012) (PG-13)Yes, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel is contrived, but I believe its inspiring message more than makes up for that. Sometimes, it’s much healthier to embrace lofty ideals than to blindly accept life’s harsh realities.
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Movie Review :: A Little Bit of Heaven (2012) (PG-13)This is not a very well-made movie, and yet I understand that the filmmakers are trying to tell me something important about life, love, and happiness. To an extent, I hear what they’re saying.
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Movie Review :: Meeting Evil (2012) (R)This is surely one of the most frightening and stylish unsolvable puzzles I’ve come across in quite some time. I’d recommend it, except I don’t really know what I’d be recommending.
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Movie Review :: Mother's Day (2012) (R)The second half was a catastrophe, director Darren Lynn Bousman and screenwriter Scott Milam allowing it to devolve into a sadistic bloodbath.
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Movie Review :: The Five-Year Engagement (2012) (R)While successful as a romantic comedy, The Five-Year Engagement suffers from a lack of reasonable pacing.
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Movie Review :: Safe (2012) (R)Safe weaves a needlessly convoluted tale of crime and corruption, which is to say that audiences seeking the kind of cheap thrills Statham is known for are unlikely to make heads or tails of who’s doing what to whom and why.
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Movie Review :: The Raven (2012) (R)The Raven is a lot smarter than most are giving it credit for. It’s also tremendous entertainment, not only because it revels in the macabre but also because, like a good detective story, it dares the audience to play along in a game of cat and mouse.
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Movie Review :: The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012) (PG)By my standards, the film is consistently funny and a visual treat. Some of its best attributes are its absurdities, some of which are mere split-second throwaway gags.
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Movie Review :: Headhunters (2012) (R)Just when you think you know where it’s heading, it veers into an entirely new direction and gives us a whole new set of circumstances to feel tense over.
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Movie Review :: Penumbra (2012) (Unrated)The film has some good thrills and a surprisingly ample amount of character development, but by my sensibilities, a more ambiguous plot would have been much more satisfying.
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Movie Review :: 96 Minutes (2012) (R)Movies in which separate storylines converge are tricky to pull off, and “96 Minutes” is an example of the ways in which it can go wrong. This is not to say that the film is a total failure or even bad; it simply doesn’t reach its full potential.
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Authors Fictionalized on FilmA brief look at several films in which actual writers are fictionalized into genre characters.
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Movie Review :: The Raid: Redemption (2012) (R)The Raid: Redemption is unwatchably bad – a film that has no ambition other than to be noisy, aggressive, and relentlessly violent.
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Movie Review :: The Lucky One (2012) (PG-13)It has all the reliable hallmarks of a Nicholas Sparks story, and yet it worked just a little harder at allowing me to see past its contrivances. It wasn’t hard enough, but progress is progress.
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Movie Review :: Think like a Man (2012) (PG-13)It doesn’t analyze Havey's concepts in plausible, satisfying ways; instead, it applies them to manufactured vignettes in which the men are immature brats and the women are conniving and manipulative.
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Movie Review :: Chimpanzee (2012) (G)While not the best of Disneynature’s offerings, Chimpanzee is informative, entertaining, and visually striking.
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Movie Review :: Darling Companion (2012) (PG-13)It’s a well-intentioned movie, utilizing a reliable relationship plot and terrific actors that give decent performances, although I felt something overall was missing.
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Movie Review :: The Moth Diaries (2012) (R)The Moth Diaries is a dark brainteaser – a gothic psychological thriller that continuously challenges the audience’s perception of reality without coming to any definitive conclusions.
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Movie Review :: Goodbye First Love (2012) (Unrated)Its simplicity is cleverly masked by a rather unconventional style, which is about as far removed from a Hollywood romance as it can be.
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Movie Review :: Jesus Henry Christ (2012) (PG-13)Preposterous, pretentious, venomous, and maddeningly unclear about what it wants to say and how it wants to say it. Much like the philosophy of art for art’s sake, the film’s quirkiness has no intrinsic value.
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Movie Review :: Titanic 3D (2012) (PG-13)I didn’t need an extra dimension to appreciate Titanic 3D. The story, the characters, and the technical authenticity are more than enough.
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Movie Review :: The Three Stooges (2012) (PG)By my sensibilities, the film is just as much a one-trick pony as the original shorts, and it gets old after around ten minutes.
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Movie Review :: The Cabin in the Woods (2012) (R)What I was promised was satire; what I got was a confusing, ridiculous, and surprisingly depressing film in which archetypes and conventions are addressed but barely improved.
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Movie Review :: Touchback (2012) (PG-13)It has some good things to say about the choices we make in life and learning to appreciate what we have; what’s missing is a plot capable of supporting these messages fully.
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Don't Be a Stooge: My Doubtful Outlook on the New 'Three Stooges'As awful as it is to judge a film before seeing it, I have to admit the ads for the Farrelly brothers' 'The Three Stooges' have not looked very enticing.
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Movie Review :: American Reunion (2012) (R)Although it utilizes the kind of crude sexual humor that I don’t find particularly funny, there is evident a compelling examination of friendship, love, and the general ups and downs of relationships at an adult life stage.
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Movie Review :: The Hunter (2012) (R)I won’t go so far as to say that The Hunter is a bad film, but it certainly is misguided. It needed a better grasp on character, a more consistent tone, and a less meandering plot.
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Movie Review :: Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope (2012) (PG-13)A joint venture between director Morgan Spurlock and executive producers Stan Lee, Joss Whedon, and Harry Knowles, the film is an entertaining mixture of convention footage, subject interviews, and fan testimonials.
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Movie Review :: ATM (2012) (R)A movie that underachieves at the basic conceptual level, so I guess it was too much to hope that it would somehow be redeemed by dialogue, location, theme, or performance.
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Movie Review :: We Have a Pope (2012) (Unrated)This movie could have been about being elected President, or being crowned King, or getting a job promotion; because each deals with the acquisition of power, the message would have been exactly the same.
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Movie Review :: Suing the Devil (2012) (Unrated)You probably think you’ve seen bad movies before. Let me assure you that, until you see this movie, you have no idea what bad is.
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Comic-Con-fidential: San Diego's Biggest Convention Through the Eyes of the Massie TwinsFilm critic Chris Pandolfi has taken his immeasurable passion for film and directed it toward examining the underpinnings of pop culture's grandest convention -- the San Diego Comic-Con International -- by interviewing film critics The Massie Twins.
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Movie Review :: Bully (2012) (PG-13)Despite its controversial lack of an MPAA rating, this film should be required viewing for all adolescents, teenagers, parents, bus drivers, and school administrators.
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Movie Review :: Wrath of the Titans (2012) (PG-13)Like its predecessor, Wrath of the Titans is not intended to be taken too seriously. It was made strictly with entertainment in mind, and entertained I was.
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Movie Review :: Mirror Mirror (2012) (PG)Mirror Mirror reinterprets the Snow White legend as a whimsical, lighthearted comedy appropriate for the whole family.
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Movie Review :: Goon (2012) (R)Although Goon contains numerous scenes depicting icy carnage, violence is not what it’s really about. It’s a quirky, darkly funny story about finding your place in the world.
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Movie Review :: Intruders (2012) (R)The perpetually frightening atmosphere of Intruders is continuously challenged and ultimately defeated by a confusing structure, gaps in logic, and a twist ending that raises more questions than it answers.
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Movie Review :: The Hunger Games (2012) (PG-13)That The Hunger Games is so timely and intelligent is precisely the reason why it’s also so frightening. It depicts a time and place in which the failures of mass society are exploited for the entertainment of the privileged few.
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Movie Review :: Detachment (2012) (Unrated)I don’t see it as a movie so much as a wakeup call, a way for audiences to understand not just the world but themselves as well. At its essence, it’s an examination of behaviors that are perpetuated by people that have the power to stop it.
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Movie Review :: Brake (2012) (Unrated)Once we navigate through its pulse-pounding scenes, we’re punched straight in the gut with not one but two plot twists, which collectively adding up to the single worst ending since that of The Village.
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Movie Review :: The Deep Blue Sea (2012) (R)As well made as I found The Deep Blue Sea, I’m amazed that it took ninety-four minutes to say what could easily have been said in as little as fifteen or twenty.
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Movie Review :: Reuniting the Rubins (2012) (PG)The fascinating thing about Reuniting the Rubins is that it goes through a myriad of unexpected twists and turns before arriving at the ending we expect.
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Literary Phenomenons, Blockbuster Films Aren't ComparableFans of bestselling novels are always the first to see their film adaptations -- and are always the first to point out all the ways in which the film deviates from the original text. This practice needs to stop.
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2008: The Year of Elizabeth BanksDespite having appeared in films for several years, it wasn't until 2008 that I finally became fully aware of actress Elizabeth Banks.
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Josh Hutcherson Just Keeps on SurprisingJosh Hutcherson, though not yet 20, has starred or appeared in such a variety of films that it's hard to guess where he will go next.
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Jennifer Lawrence: A Down-to-Earth Actor on the Verge of SuperstardomDespite a growing reputation as a wonderful actor, rising star Jennifer Lawrence has yet to let fame go to her head.
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Movie Review :: 21 Jump Street (2012) (R)The filmmakers were thinking beyond the scope of teenagers with short attention spans. They wanted to make a movie that was both funny and insightful.
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Movie Review :: Casa De Mi Padre (2012) (R)The most tedious film of its kind since MacGruber – a strained effort that has little to go on apart from its one-joke premise, namely a Spanish-language American production that parodies Mexican telenovelas.
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Movie Review :: Seeking Justice (2012) (R)Seeking Justice is a technically competent action thriller, although when it comes to plot, characterization, and theme, it lacks the spark of imagination that would have allowed it to rise about the rest.
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Movie Review :: The Kid with a Bike (2012) (Unrated)In its own low key, unemotional way, The Kid with a Bike sends a rather beautiful message: You can move forward with your life if you learn to let go of anger and resentment.
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Channing Tatum on the Rise at the MoviesChanning Tatum has appeared in a number of genre roles, although few have allowed him to explore his range as an actor. Will '21 Jump Street' and 'Magic Mike' start him on the road to greatness?
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Movie Review :: A Thousand Words (2012) (PG-13)This movie is an absolute mess. Perhaps it would have been a better idea to keep this film on the shelf and let it disintegrate into nothing but scraps of celluloid.
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Movie Review :: Silent House (2012) (R)I cannot recommend the first hour of this film highly enough, as it's incredibly frightening. But when it comes to the final twenty-five minutes, prepare to be somewhat disappointed.
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Movie Review :: John Carter (2012) (PG-13)Like all good space operas, John Carter relinquishes virtually all restraint on common sense and plunges headfirst into pure intergalactic melodrama.
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Movie Review :: Friends with Kids (2012) (R)On the levels of narrative, structure, theme, and characterization, this movie is profoundly wrongheaded. It regards the decision to have a child not as a serious commitment but as the basis of a social experiment.
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Movie Review :: Playback (2012) (R)A bad horror film that crams in all the current popular subgenres, namely dead teenagers, technology, demonic possession, and found footage, with just a hint of historical fiction thrown in for good measure.
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Movie Review :: The Decoy Bride (2012) (Not Rated)As with most romantic comedies, what it lacks in breaking new ground is made up for in humor, warmth, and the charm of the actors, all of whom have decent onscreen chemistry.
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Movie Review :: Sound of Noise (2012) (R)One of the most refreshingly original oddities to come along in quite some time – a crime caper, a deadpan comedy, and a fantasy all rolled into one.
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Movie Review :: Beneath the Darkness (2012) (R)Despite being critically lambasted, I believe the makers of Beneath the Darkness were fully aware of how silly the film was and therefore allowed it to simply be.
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Movie Review :: Star Wars: Episode I – the Phantom Menace 3D (2012) (PG)Regardless of the dimension involved, Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace is no more or less than what it is: A fantasy space opera made purely for entertainment.
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Movie Review :: Dr. Seuss' the Lorax (2012) (PG)A superbly animated 3D film that's not only funny but also sends a positive message about how actions have consequences.
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Movie Review :: Project X (2012) (R)A depraved film that doesn't adequately say if it's a cautionary tale of irresponsible teenagers or a glorification of underage debauchery.
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Movie Review :: Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (2012) (R)On the basis of this film, writers/directors/stars Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim have never heard an actual joke in their lives. They may not even know what a joke is.
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Movie Review :: The Snowtown Murders (2012) (Unrated)The true story of a series of tortures and murders in South Australia. Easily one of the most disturbing films I've ever seen.
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Movie Review :: Boy (2012) (Unrated)A film in which the message is that we each possess positive and negative attributes, and that the key to a successful life is finding the right balance.
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Billy Crystal Returns to the OscarsAfter several years in which the Oscars tried appealing to a younger demographic, Billy Crystal proves that good old-fashioned humor and entertainment work best.
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Cinematic Seuss: Films Based on Books by the Beloved Children's AuthorA brief look at the theatrical films adapted from the books of Dr. Seuss and a few speculations on the newest film, 'The Lorax.'
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Movie Review :: Undefeated (2012) (PG-13)This documentary about an underdog high school football team plays uncannily like an inspirational Hollywood sports drama.
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Movie Review :: Act of Valor (2012) (R)Act of Valor is not a war film, but a recruitment video that exploits real active duty Navy SEALs. For this, the filmmakers and the American government should be ashamed of themselves.
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Movie Review :: Gone (2012) (PG-13)As unoriginal as the plot admittedly is, Gone is a surprisingly engaging thriller, in large part because of the way Amanda Seyfried's character is developed.
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The Academy's Ever-Evolving Best Original Score CategoryEver since the Academy started honoring achievements in music in 1935, the Best Original Score category has undergone a number of name changes and divisions into subcategories.
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Movie Review :: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012) (PG-13)This sequel to the 2007 comic book adaptation tells a story that makes absolutely no sense, utilizes an awful screenplay, and marks what is probably the worst performance in Nicholas Cage's career.
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Movie Review :: The Secret World of Arrietty (2012) (G)Despite it's less-than-impressive character stylizations, this adaptation of The Borrowers has good characters, tells a charming story, and successfully conveys themes of friendship and bravery.
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Movie Review :: The Theatre Bizarre (2012) (Unrated)Despite boasting seven directors and nine screenwriters, all but one of the shorts in this this horror anthology is awful.
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'Perfect Sense' a Perfect Valentine's Day MovieDespite its fantastic and tragic foundation of sensory loss, David Mackenzie's newest film teaches us to appreciate our loved ones unreservedly.
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Movie Review :: Perfect Sense (2012) (Unrated)By exaggerating the notion of sensory compensation, the film allows us to bypass the roadblocks of scientific accuracy (or lack thereof) and focus intently on the poignant core of the story.
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Movie Review :: Safe House (2012) (R)It might be a stretch to think of it as a coming of age film, but when you narrow in on the lead characters and really focus on their dialogue and actions, the transition from innocence to maturity becomes obvious.
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Movie Review :: Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) (PG)Is just like its predecessor in that it doesn't literary adapt Jules Verne so much as use his work as a springboard. It's also like is predecessor in that it's forgettable family entertainment.
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Movie Review :: Big Miracle (2012) (PG)We need movies like Big Miracle in our lives. They’re entertaining, but more to the point, they instill hope, even if it’s only for a few hours.
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Movie Review :: One for the Money (2012) (PG-13)A bizarre intermingling of romantic comedy and police drama, with a bit of crime thriller thrown in for good measure. At no point can this movie decide what it wants to be.
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'Star Wars' Enters the Next Dimension With 3D RereleaseWith the upcoming rerelease of 'Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace,' George Lucas follows in the footsteps of major studios and filmmakers giving famous films 3D conversions.
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Movie Review :: The Woman in Black (2012) (PG-13)This adaptation of Susan Hill's novel is a wonderfully atmospheric Victorian ghost story that hits all the right marks structurally and visually.
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Movie Review :: Chronicle (2012) (PG-13)Although some will see it as a reworking of a superhero story, I see it as a sad parable about how much mistreatment a person can take before reaching the breaking point.
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Movie Review :: The Innkeepers (2012) (R)A horror movie that isn't about plot so much as craft, namely the ability to generate apprehension when just about nothing happens.
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Movie Review :: Kill List (2012) (Unrated)Bizarre, unfocused, and unpleasant, Kill List can't decide whether it wants to be a gritty crime drama or a supernatural horror film.
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The Heartbreak of Adaptation SyndromeIt's common to condemn a film adaptation for deviating from its source, usually a novel or short story. But because film and literature are not comparable mediums, this practice needs to stop.
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Movie Review :: Man on a Ledge (2012) (PG-13)A film founded on a premise that isn't all that likely when it starts and only gets less likely as it goes on. The preposterous plot is matched only by a screenplay that at times stoops to the level of a second-rate comedy.
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Movie Review :: The Grey (2012) (R)A deplorable example of exploitation, cruelty, and nihilism masquerading as philosophy. You may leave the theater feeling even more hopeless then when you first entered.
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Movie Review :: Haywire (2012) (R)Steven Soderbergh's newest is a spy action thriller, and yet it trims away all the fat and plunges headfirst into pure adrenaline-pumping intrigue. Its only flaw is that it's difficult to follow.
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Movie Review :: Red Tails (2012) (PG-13)Despite spectacular visual effects courtesy of executive producer George Lucas, this account of the Tuskegee Airmen is cliché, predictable, melodramatic, and populated by one-dimensional caricatures.
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Movie Review :: Underworld: Awakening (2012) (R)While certainly nothing special, Underworld: Awakening is far easier to follow than the first two films of the series and succeeds at being an escapist supernatural action thriller.
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Movie Review :: Beauty and the Beast 3D (2012) (G)Although twenty years have passed, Beauty and the Beast remains one of the greatest animated films Disney has ever made. It has been rereleased in 3D following the success of last fall's The Lion King 3D.
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Movie Review :: Contraband (2012) (R)This remake of a 2009 Icelandic crime thriller is not only predictable, cliche, and conventional, it's also so uninteresting that even the actors can't rouse themselves to make an effort.
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Movie Review :: Joyful Noise (2012) (PG-13)While not worth recommending, Joyful Noise is harmless, uncomplicated, and innocent enough that you can appreciate what the filmmakers were aiming for.
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How Will Disney Fare in the Third Dimension?After the 3D re-release of 'The Lion King' proved so successful last September, Disney will try again with a 3D re-release of 'Beauty and the Beast' and other films, including a few from Pixar. But will they fare as well?
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Movie Review :: The Devil Inside (2012) (R)While hardly groundbreaking as a found-footage mockumentary, The Devil Inside effectively builds tension, and there are times when you will jump in your seat.
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Movie Review :: Roadie (2012) (R)Although at times a little too conventional, Roadie presents us with a sad, observant portrait of a man desperately clinging to his own delusions and broken dreams.
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Movie Review :: Norwegian Wood (2012) (Unrated)A dreary, unfocused, unreasonably slow-paced adaptation of the Japanese novel, made worse by statuesque performances and a terrible soundtrack.
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Movie Review :: The Iron Lady (2011) (PG-13)Not a political commentary as much a personal reflection on England’s first female Prime Minister, examining a character both intriguing and compelling thanks to the extraordinary talents of Meryl Streep.
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Movie Review :: A Separation (2011) (PG-13)Apart from being a portrait of characters that are just as fascinating as they are compelling, it’s an intelligent and uncompromising examination of culture. Surely the best film of the year.
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Movie Review :: Angels Crest (2011) (R)Isn’t about a needless death so much as the repercussions on the living. It doesn't benefit from a heavy-handed, manufactured conclusion, especially when it hasn't been building up to it.
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Movie Review :: The Darkest Hour (2011) (PG-13)A silly, lightweight alien invasion thriller populated by stock characters that are all but overshadowed by special effects. It's also routine, preposterous, and forgettable.
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Movie Review :: War Horse (2011) (PG-13)Steven Spielberg's balancing between his known styles -- overt sentimentalism and horrific depictions of war -- allow for a love story of the most profound kind.
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Movie Review :: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (2011) (PG-13)Although its overt sentimentalism and its 9/11 backdrop are sure to divide audiences, Stephen Daldry's latest is nonetheless a touching, inspirational film.
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Movie Review :: We Bought a Zoo (2011) (PG)Although it's sappy, predictable, and populated by stock characters, Cameron Crowe's fictionalized retelling of Benjamin Mee's true story is irresistibly charming.
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Movie Review :: The Adventures of Tintin (2011) (PG)While some of the humor may prove a little too quirky for younger audiences, Steven Spielberg's 3D animated adaptation of Herge's comic strip is a fun, rip-roaring adventure.
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Movie Review :: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) (R)Although the plot remains fairly faithful to that of the original 2010 Swedish film, David Fincher's English-language remake of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is cold, distant, and lacking in energy.
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Movie Review :: Albert Nobbs (2011) (R)While founded on a compelling idea, Albert Nobbs suffers from an innately unconvincing lead character and a highly unsatisfying ending.
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Movie Review :: Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) (PG-13)Guy Ritchie's second helping of Arthur Conan Doyle's world-famous detective is fun, action-packed, and respectful to the original novels and stories.
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Movie Review :: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) (G)Although not as bad as the film that preceded it, this third outing with Alvin, Simon, and Theodore is clearly made only for really young children.
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Movie Review :: W.E. (2011) (R)Although Madonna's second feature film scores high in the visual department, it's intercutting of history with a contemporary romantic melodrama lacks appeal.
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Movie Review :: Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (2011) (PG-13)Director Brad Bird's first foray into live-action filmmaking blows the other Mission: Impossible films out of the water. This is a fun, thoroughly entertaining, immensely satisfying spy/action thriller.
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Movie Review :: Carnage (2011) (R)Roman Polanski's newest film, adapted from Yazmina Reza's play God of Carnage, is both great and appalling in the way it examines the way people behave towards one another.
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Movie Review :: We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011) (R)A tremendously challenging film that shows not the slightest interest in actions or consequences, but in behaviors – and, consequently, in the mystery of their very existence.
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Movie Review :: Young Adult (2011) (R)The latest venture between director Jason Reitman and screenwriter Diablo Cody is a fascinating character study, made even better by an award-worthy performance by Charlize Theron.
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Movie Review :: The Sitter (2011) (R)David Gordon Green's latest directorial effort is irresistibly alien -- a badly made film that you can't stop watching.
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Movie Review :: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011) (R)An espionage thriller that works without having to resort to James Bond material. It's not action-based so much as analytical.
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Movie Review :: New Year's Eve (2011) (PG-13)While just as overstuffed with characters and subplots as Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve succeeds at being nothing more or less than a feel-good, lighthearted date movie.
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Movie Review :: I Melt with You (2011) (R)A disgusting, inexcusable film that overplays substance abuse and ultimately sends a cowardly, defeatist message we don't need to hear.
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Movie Review :: Catch .44 (2011) (R)There's good chemistry between the three female leads, but on the whole, Catch .44 is unpleasant, unfocused, and strange.
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Movie Review :: My Piece of the Pie (2011) (Unrated)Although timely and decently cast and performed, the film is brought down by its ending, which is unpleasant, implausible, and painfully misguided in its efforts to make a statement.
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Movie Review :: Shame (2011) (NC-17)Steve McQueen's quiet, observant portrait of a sex addict with a wonderful performance by star Michael Fassbender.
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Movie Review :: Answers to Nothing (2011) (R)Despite a decent premise and a strong cast, Answers to Nothing is hindered by indecisive editing, character overload, implausible dramatic situations, and surprisingly unconvincing dialogue.
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Movie Review :: Outrage (2011) (R)Director Takeshi Kitano's return to yakuza films doesn't have much of an understandable plot, although his focus on violence is surprisingly compelling.
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Movie Review :: Sleeping Beauty (2011) (Unrated)While visually stunning and well cast, Sleeping Beauty is a pretentious art film that spends more time getting us to think about what it’s trying to say and less time actually saying it.
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Movie Review :: The Artist (2011) (PG-13)One of the year's best films, The Artist is cinematic perfection -- a joyous celebration of everything that makes the movies so magical.
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Movie Review :: Hugo (2011) (PG)Martin Scorsese's new 3D film is a triumph -- a heartwarming fable and a film historian's dream.
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Movie Review :: The Muppets (2011) (PG)While it may appeal to select audiences for its broad humor and its puppetry, the film is unlikely to appeal to diehard Muppet fans -- or anyone in need of a good story.
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Movie Review :: Arthur Christmas (2011) (PG)A film that puts an interesting new twist on the Santa Claus legend, which is funny and entertaining for adults and children alike.
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Movie Review :: A Dangerous Method (2011) (R)David Cronenberg's period drama is both a strong character study and a fascinating examination of the human mind.
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Movie Review :: The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) (2011) (Unrated)A vile, salacious, contemptible sequel to a vile, salacious, contemptible film. It begs the question of why movies like this get made at all.
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Movie Review :: Happy Feet Two (2011) (PG)A thoroughly entertaining song and dance extravaganza that also makes audiences aware of pressing social issues and documented environmental concerns.
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Movie Review :: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) (PG-13)Slow, melodramatic, and preachy, Breaking Dawn - Part 1 all the downfalls of the previous Twilight films -- and the added bonus of a strangely disturbing ending.
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Movie Review :: The Descendants (2011) (R)A film that's both funny and heartbreaking, The Descendents demonstrates that people are not perfect, especially during times of emotional strain and uncertainty.
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Movie Review :: 11-11-11 (2011) (PG-13)A horror film which places a lot of emphasis on a series of numbers but fails on every other level, especially as an exploration of faith and non-belief.
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Movie Review :: Immortals (2011) (R)Although it will not rank among his best works, Tarsem's new film is visually extravagant and generally entertaining as a sword-and-sandal epic.
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Movie Review :: Jack and Jill (2011) (PG)Adam Sandler's latest awful comedy raises some serious questions about what he thinks is funny. It also boggles the mind that Al Pacino agreed to costar.
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Movie Review :: Melancholia (2011) (R)Lars von Trier's latest film, which explores depression, the apocalypse, and the ways in which humans cope under pressure.
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Movie Review :: Under Fire: Journalists in Combat (2011) (Unrated)Devastating yet deeply insightful, focusing less on the mechanics of journalism and more on the emotional aftermath that's largely ignored; one of the year’s best documentaries.
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Movie Review :: J. Edgar (2011) (R)A fascinating period drama featuring a powerhouse performance by Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Movie Review :: Tower Heist (2011) (PG-13)While not the most plausible or original of heist movies, it's aided greatly by the spot-on casting and the humorous performances.
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Movie Review :: A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011) (R)A bad movie made even worse by the fact that it simply didn't need to be. The depiction of a toddler getting high will for some cross a line.
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Movie Review :: Anonymous (2011) (PG-13)Literary scholars can debate the true authorship of Shakespeare's works all they want -- I enjoyed this film strictly as a taut, suspenseful political thriller.
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Movie Review :: Puss in Boots (2011) (PG)Not a necessary animated family comedy, but one that's fun and serviceable to both children and adults.
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Movie Review :: 13 (2011) (R)While not all that compelling, and while certainly a downer, 13 is a film that can easily elicit a terrifying visceral thrill.
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Movie Review :: Margin Call (2011) (R)Weaves a cold and devastating yet compelling tale that completely immerses the audience in the panic and confusion of the period; nothing less than an American tragedy.
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Movie Review :: Weekend (2011) (Not Rated)A film that explores sex and relationships with refreshing openness, sensitivity, and understanding of human nature.
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Movie Review :: The Three Musketeers (2011) (PG-13)Plays less like an adaptation of Dumas’ original novel and more like a test drive for a new historical video game.
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Movie Review :: Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) (R)Although a frightening improvement over the sequel, this unnecessary prequel doesn't match the terrifying original. Recommendable as a standalone horror film.
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Movie Review :: Johnny English Reborn (2011) (PG)Strained, predictable, and desperately unfunny – a film that doesn’t showcase the comedic talents of its star Rowan Atkinson so much as abuses them.
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Movie Review :: Footloose (2011) (PG-13)A stronger, better calculated film than the 1984 original, with well choreographed and energetic dancing, with characters just compelling enough to make the whole experience worthwhile.
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Movie Review :: The Thing (2011) (R)A prequel to Carpenter’s film that has its fair share of pop out scares, although a lot of the suspense is missing; what it lacks in character development it more than makes up for in style.
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Movie Review :: The Big Year (2011) (PG)While its mega-stars turn out decent, believable performances, the film is brought down by a tame, meandering, predictable, unfocused story doesn’t seem to know what it wants to be.
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Movie Review :: The Ides of March (2011) (R)A political drama that excels in performance and dialogue; only a handful of films this year have been so perfectly cast, skillfully acted, and so well-worded.
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Movie Review :: Real Steel (2011) (PG-13)A blend of science fiction and fantasy that feels influenced more by audience pandering than by story; without a convincing human element it feels like a piece of machinery.
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Movie Review :: Straw Dogs (2011) (R)Just as visceral, disturbing, and unpleasant as the 1971 original, with subtexts that have been altered in such a way to make them far more compelling.
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Movie Review :: Drive (2011) (R)A slow, improbable, unrewarding action thriller that’s highly inconsistent in tone with violence that would be far better suited for a grindhouse exploitation film.
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Movie Review :: I Don't Know How She Does it (2011) (PG-13)Plays it safe with simplified caricatures instead of developed characters, yet succeeds at being nothing more or less than cute, feel-good entertainment.
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Movie Review :: The Lion King 3D (2011) (G)A highly entertaining chapter of the Disney Renaissance that's a very good film in its own right, one that shouldn't be seen for the 3D, but for its story, its music, and its animation.
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Movie Review :: Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011) (R)A catastrophic failure of a comedy that's also excruciatingly unfunny, disgusting, degrading, offensive, and often wildly inconsistent in tone.
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Movie Review :: Creature (2011) (R)Horror camp with a creature that looks like a Halloween costume coated in slime, it's as if the filmmakers don’t know the difference between the campy and the unsavory.
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Movie Review :: Contagion (2011) (PG-13)Takes us through the stages of a worldwide viral epidemic with eerily convincing logic and disturbing emotional detachment; a cold, methodical, observant social commentary.
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Movie Review :: Warrior (2011) (PG-13)So unfocused and implausible that it suggests a total lack of faith on an audience’s intelligence; the rare sports film that lacks the necessary conviction for its truisms.
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Movie Review :: Seven Days in Utopia (2011) (G)One of the worst inspirational sports dramas ever made; its difficult to imagine any potential audience cheering and applauding for it.
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Movie Review :: Apollo 18 (2011) (PG-13)Delivers just enough to make it worthwhile; has an intriguing premise, decent performances, and best of all, a couple of really good scares.
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Movie Review :: Shark Night 3D (2011) (PG-13)Resist any temptation to compare it to Jaws, it's a film so intrinsically misguided that it’s a wonder why anyone thought it would work.
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Movie Review :: The Debt (2011) (R)An espionage thriller that serves as a critical examination of heroism and how it’s applied to people; suspenseful, engaging, and thought provoking.
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Movie Review :: Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2011) (R)An exercise in atmosphere and sheer creepiness that may not be a suspenseful masterpiece, but maintains the right tone from start to finish.
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Movie Review :: Colombiana (2011) (PG-13)A revenge thriller plagued with predictable and choppy action that plays it safe, instead going for mindless entertainment – minus the entertainment.
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Movie Review :: Chasing Madoff (2011) (Not Rated)Tells a dreary, unfocused story, suggesting that Rodriguez has completely lost his touch for imaginative, exuberant family entertainment.
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Movie Review :: Spy Kids: All the Time in the World in 4D (2011) (PG)Tells a dreary, unfocused story, suggesting that Rodriguez has completely lost his touch for imaginative, exuberant family entertainment.
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Movie Review :: Conan the Barbarian (2011) (R)An improvement over the 1982 film, but basically an extended stunt montage edited so choppily that it all becomes an indecipherable blur of sword metal, body armor, and blood.
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Movie Review :: Fright Night (2011) (R)Takes everything we know about vampires and still manages to make it look cool, thanks to a standout performance from Colin Farrell.
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Movie Review :: Glee: The 3D Concert Movie (2011) (PG)The music is infectious, the singing professional, and the choreography energetic; the message of Glee is obvious, but good to hear nonetheless.
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Movie Review :: One Day (2011) (PG-13)Doesn’t shy away from many of life’s harsher realities, including disillusionment, reversals of fortune, and loss, with convincing performances by Hathaway and Sturgess.
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Movie Review :: Griff the Invisible (2011) (PG-13)A delightfully quirky and surprisingly poignant little Australian gem that's also one of the most fascinating character studies I’ve ever seen.
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The Publication History of Conan the BarbarianWhile most people are familiar with the cinematic incarnations of Conan the Barbarian, few are familiar with his literary origins, and even less are familiar with his publication history.
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Movie Review :: 30 Minutes or Less (2011) (R)In spite of the good pacing and natural comedic chemistry between Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari, 30 Minutes or Less may leave viewers unsure of how to feel about it.














