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Toothless Grandma and Gum JobsPoor and unemployed freaks welcome the arrival of a million toothless grandma`s and their three buck gum jobs. -
Farm Animals Love Porno FlicksA porno flick of a cow being gang banged turned on a herd of animals and resulted in a wild orgy. -
Taming Wild Camels and WivesIt is a challenge to own and train a camel or a wife. -
Better Times Are ComingRemoving the clitoris And the wearing of a burka can be a plus, give it a try. Millions have found it to be a way of restoring family values. -
Monitoring the LonerThe Loner is responsible for most violent crime. Each of them must be carefully watched.
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High Taxes and HeroinHigh cigarette taxes in New York State are causing many of the poor to switch to low priced heroin.
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Myth of Sexual Abuse in PrisonToday's Prisons make sexual abuse a rarity. Giving inmates something to lose cuts down on violence. -
Dignified Living and DeathThe burden of giving health care to a terminally ill patient should not be cast on the taxpayer. -
Sadism and SilenceSilence ends the work of Sadists, not quickly obtained confessions. Sadists want long lasting resistance.
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Help the Blind, Lame and FeebleBudget cutting must not forget the disabled.
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Fast Food ParadiseThe home kitchen will become obsolete as fast food restaurants take their place.
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Birth Control BonusBeing offered big bucks to give up the ability to have any children is tempting.
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Millions of Hungry HandsMillions of orphans in India have their hands out. We must not let it happen here.
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If You Can Speak it You Can Teach ItEnglish instructors needed in Asia.
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Update the WorkforceMillions are waiting until 62 for the chance to retire. Let them do it now to make room for the young.
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Hard Workers Not WantedHard workers are not blessed but cursed by not having an easier job.
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Selling YourselfHelping others with a cornea or kidney adds up to big bucks.
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Eating the FetusThere is are ever growing individuals that search abortion clinics for a chance to eat nutritious fetuses. -
Family Values Cost MoneyWith not enough money there can not be enough family values.
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Spread the Construction JobsThe new stimulus bill promises 3 million construction jobs. It is a golden opportunity to open the ghettos and prisons with long lasting work.
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Confusions and ContradictionsBiblical words have been written and edited by thousands of writers. Most of those words spread confusion and are contradictory.
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Tax Deductions Are AvailableYour old car can get you a big tax deduction.
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Bagmen and the DevilThe Bagman is sent by the Devil To break the will of the honest.
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Outsiders AllowedJealousy of the successful outsider has led to the murder of millions.
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Unwanted and AngryThe children of unwanted births are more likely to lead a life of severe hardships. Some blame their mothers for giving them life.
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Stop Making Madoff a ScapegoatIt is not wrong to believe that an investment will continue to flourish in the future as long as investors have faith in its profitability. Madoff is not guilty.
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Shekels and PeaceWarlords fighting over Israeli Shekels are the cause of war in Gaza.
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Bloody News Sells BestTraffic slows as drivers stop to be entertained peeking at a horrible highway death.
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Return to ParadiseGaza Needs More Bucks -
Extortionists Are ParasitesAsking for money at the threat of bodily harm is extortion.
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Whats God Got to Do with it ?Murders use the name of God to justify their actions.
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Slow and EasyPicking Rick Warren will pacify many bible thumpers.
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Look for the Made by Union LabelBuying the union label supports the American middle class worker.
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Tail Wagging the DogThe Private sector is now dependent on the public sector to survive, something is wrong.
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Toilet Paper Sales TaxIt is wrong to be taxed on such an important item as toilet paper.
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Consumer Taxes Break the PoorThe consumer tax makes a taxpayer out of the poor. -
Paying for SinThe mother of all sin taxes would be 5 bucks a condom.
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Spenders Needed for Our NationTax reliefl will give the economy the only jolt needed for an economic recovery. -
A Car in Every GarageA free market in the global auto industry would cut the cost of a new car in half.
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Cutting Costs Replaces WelfareThe auto industry must cut employee costs in a bad economy. -
Loving a BargainPeople love a bargain and will not pay extra because it is made in the USA. -
Big Daddy Can Be UnfairBig daddy should treat his children fairly. -
Liberty for AllFreedom for harmless behavior means liberty for all. -
HIV/Aids is SpreadingCarriers of the HIV/Aids virus should be identified by a microchip implant. -
Mothers Milk LoverThere is no milk as refreshing as mothers milk.
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Rich Men Love Expensive HookersRich men and expensive hookers are a match made in heaven.
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Help the BossThe government must stand by the cash strapped boss who was generous to his employees in good times.
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Sellers Need BuyersSellers and buyers are a match made in heaven. Without each other both will go broke.
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Importing the Chinese Work EthicImporting 300 Million Chinese will increase consumption and jump start the economy.
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One Nation UndividedOdd balls and weirdos have to get down with the program for the common good.
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Sharing is CaringThose that are willing to share will be first to share the kingdom of heaven.
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Giving Back to the CommunityBeing given the opportunity to survive should be appreciated by paying back those that made it possible.
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Milk and HoneyEasier living is seen on the horizon.
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Stock Market CelebrationSharing the wealth is good for big business.
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Party TimeThe mother of all celebrations will take place when Obama is declared the projected winner.
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Inner StrengthThe peace candidate will produce inner strength for the nation.
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Second ComingA prophecy is being fulfilled as the Messiah becomes the president of the United states.
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Middle East RadicalsLetting the Middle East radicals battle one another while we stands aside might be a good idea.
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Working for PeaceThe War Party under Bush will be replaced by a Democratic congress that will create a peaceful world.
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Changing the ColorsBad luck can be changed by changing the colors you choose. The same holds true in the presidential elections.
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Fallen Women Need a LiftUnwanted children have become a national tragedy due to unwanted pregnancies.
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After the FloodA new era is coming. It will be shared by those with the knowledge of survival.
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Winning with the Peace CandidatePeace not war will make America wealthier and safer.
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Rubber Mel Rings a BellA crusader against STD roams the singles bars handing out free condoms.
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Looking Back in AngerMemories of growing up in an orphanage hurts. Those that were responsible for sending me there would have been kinder by aborting me.
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Misers Can End the RecessionA long spending spree by millions of misers will lift the nation out of its recession.
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We Shall Drink Champaign AgainOur money might be low but we will never be broke.
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Youth and Vigour Will Make Us BiggerIt will be interesting to watch as a new and energetic leader takes the reigns of power.
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Strangers No MoreA long recession will force us to share our homes.
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Keeping the Faith in Our DollarAs long as we feel the dollar is worth more than gold our stock market will recover. We must have faith in the strength of the dollar.
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Best Deal on EarthBanks and lenders are getting a free ride as the bailout is expanded to the little guy.
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Hail to Apollo and VenusYouth not rhetoric won the second presidential debate.
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ASS WHIPPERS INCFear of a good ass whipping will rehabilitate lawbreakers and close down prisons.
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Opportunities Gained and LostThere are few things that are more tragic as when the phone of an old hooker stops ringing.
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Five Good Strangers Will Soon Be KnockingDoor to door education will soon be coming to a nation that must learn that there are different strokes for different folks.
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Bail Out the HomelessDistributing billions to the homeless instead of the banks would jump start our economy.
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Hail to the Next ChiefAll the polls are predicting who the next president will be and it looks like they are right.
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New Bailout is a Slick TrickThe rejected bailout is now being Reintroduced with a deceptive coloring but it is the same old swindle.
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Vote for the Banks or for the PeoplePeople need the bailout not the banks.
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We Will Remember Those that Saved Us from the Bailout SwindleThe mother of swindles was defeated by honest congressmen that cared about the public.
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Bearing the Bailout BurdenWe all share the responsibility of paying off the bailout debt, with hard work it will one day be paid in full.
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Magic of the Good Fortune CardGood fortune can be reversed by a Hex put on by jealous friends.
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Turning Bad into GoodEnlightened people can turn sin into virtue, call it freedom.
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Protect the American TaxpayerAmericans will wake up one morning and realize what has been done to them by the biggest handout in history.
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Rise of a ParasiteThe talent to organize workers is a guarantee that you will never have to do work yourself.
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Taxpayers Are Saving the Poor BanksThe money that would be used for the poor is now going to save the poor banks.
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Winning the Space for Self FulfillmentForgetting the needs of others is the first step on the path to self fulfillment.
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Government Homeowners Rescue PlanPaying back the losses to homeowners that overpaid in the housing boom is a great Idea.
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Nobody Loves a LenderSince the story of Shylock we all hate the money lenders, but we need them.
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Tarot Cards and the DevilThe Devil takes the blame for all the evil that we ourselves have committed.
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Never Rush the CookIf you are hungry and waiting for dinner never listen to those that want you to rush the cook. Because the food will get burned and the cook will get fired. Patience is a virtue.
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Ass Whipping and RehabilitationFear of physical pain has proven to be the greatest deterrent against crime. It should replace the prison system.
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Tarot Cards and Presidential ElectionsPicking a presidential candidate by image alone is the same as picking a Tarot card to predict the future.
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Captains Need ExperienceNever go out on a fishing boat if the captain has no sea experience even if the captain has a nice smile.
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Two Ring Political CircusImagery is all that counts in this presidential election. It has turned into a two ringed circus.
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Oakie from Penokee Success StoryWithout a dime or any help from government programs these people made it.
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Blue Sky Salesmen Get the VotesThe politician who gives the most promises always gets the most votes. I always voted for the guy that promises nothing.
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Building a Great WorkforceIn order for businessmen to build a productive workforce the government has to ease taxes and restrictions on investments. Excessive taxes on business go to government handouts. This is the reason why investors take their money overseas.
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Bringing Down the Wall in RussiaWestern know-how can tranform Russia into the leading exporter of products. But they refuse to let the west take control of their economy.
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Become a Doctor in Only Twelve MonthsGreat doctors can be turned out in only twelve months. It takes deregulation of the healthcare industry.
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Mother Nature Designed Outward BeautyCompassion was not important to Mother Nature, her favorites were the strong not the weak.
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Lets Applaud the Made in China OlympicsThe Chinese people deserve our thanks for giving us the 2008 Olympics. Lets stop bashing them.
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Paying for Your Own MistakesExpecting others to pay the bills for your own mistakes is the height of irresponsibility.
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Love was Not Meant for Your NeighborLove is a personal thing and you don`t have any obligation to give it to your neighbors.
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Medical Freebies Are DisappearingThese are bad times and there is going to be cuts in government health services. The party will soon be over.
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Two of the Deadliest CropsTobacco and Cotton growing have caused the nation millions of deaths. They both have to be outlawed in America.
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Doctors Should Only Accept CashThe high cost of medical expenses would be over if doctors only accepted cash.
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Living Will Soon Become UnaffordablePrices are rising with the cost of oil. life will not be recognizable if oil reaches 300 dollars a barrel.
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We Need a MiracleA loaf of bread will go for twenty bucks if oil goes for 300 a barrel.
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Stop the Oil GuzzlerNon productive oil guzzlers should be found jobs before we run out of oil.
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Oil is Earths Holy BloodThe body dies without oil and so does the Earth.
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Oil Shortages in a Hungry WorldWith only enough oil to go around there has to be winners and losers.
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The Best Man Might Not WinThe presidential race is a battle between local politics and international issues.
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Living Better with Less OilExpensive oil will create a new world. It might be a better one.
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We Need Cheap Gas Not Cheap TalkLimited oil reserves cannot keep up with population growth. We will have to beg for every drop.
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Diamonds and OilIf oil fields became a monopoly just like diamonds mines, most Americans would be riding bicycles.
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I Need Lots of ChangeChange adds up to big bucks, that is why I need it.
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New Hope for the Slow LearnerSlow learners can quickly learn farm work without a formal education.
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Past Performance is the Best JudgeThe ability to fly a fighter jet in combat shows that McCain has superior mental skills. The other candidate has only a sexy appearance and a good rap.
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Help the Small FarmerWelfare handouts are given to billionaire farmers at the expense of the small farmer.
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Cutting Rent ExpensesThe more people you allow to use your toilet, the cheaper will be your rent
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Signing a Love ContractAccepting the love of your co-workers is necessary after you sign the new love contract.
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Making Babies is FunChina supports over a billion people. We should catch up to them by producing more babies.
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Women Want Men with a VasectomyThere is nothing a woman fears more than becoming pregnant with a guy that is broke. The vasectomy is the solution for a guy that is broke.
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Having a Tax Rebate PartyThe person that loves to party is going to have a ball when the tax rebate check arrives.
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Shacking Up in BajaI never wasted my youth because I made it the best time of my life.
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Living on Bread AloneWorkers must earn enough to feed themselves. If they didn`t how could they return to their job.
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Tricks of Surviving in Hard TimesIf you know how to stretch a buck you will survive in hard times.
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Beating High Gas PricesSome gas station attendants were caught exchanging gas for sex. They no longer were allowed to work at the gas pump.
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Having a VasectomyThe chances of being abused or neglected is higher for an unwanted child.
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Elderly Workers Are Neededcompaining that they are too slow is not a good reason to refuse to hire an elderly person.
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Protect Our Oil SupplyThe world must never allow the price of oil to become unaffordable.
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Brain Power Makes a Strong NationIn a fast moving world it is important for a nation to have the quickest thinkers. Without them a nation is doomed to move at the speed of a turtle.
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We Need an American Foreign LegionServing our country is the best chance for rehabilitation for a felon. It could be an alternative to prison.
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Giving Directly to the PoorOnly a dime out of every dollar collected goes to the poor.
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Parents Responsibility Never EndsIt is the moral obligation of parents to financially help chidren that are now adults.
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Bread for the PoorBread costs have to be affordable to the poor. They should not be permitted to starve.
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They Need to Share Your FoodHigh oil prices are pushing up the costs of grain production and is causing riots.
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Avatars Will Replace FacesAuthor faces are distracting, and prevent us from focusing on what is written.
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Startup Money is Not NeededTalent not money is needed in this investment free business.
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High Income with No InvestmentMoney or a diploma will not help you become a success in this great small business, only talent is necessary.
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Building a Bank Account in This Small BusinessThere is lots of old gold in the home care business. Go out and get some.
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Building a Home Based OfficeHaving customers coming to your home for guidance is possible if you are a talented Life Skills Coach.
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Owning a Life Skills BusinessGood insight and wisdom is all that is needed to become a successful life skills coach.
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Your Small Business as a HerbalistIf you heal your patients they will quickly spread the word.
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Working for FreeI donated my free cleaning service to store owners and lazy housewives for years until I started writing free articles.
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Dreams of Business Success Can Become RealStealing another persons idea and becoming rich is very common in a world with few ethics.
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Barack Sure Knows How to Say ItObama will not only make a good president but he will be a great entertainer.
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Making Noise Gets You CustomersBeating on a drum while carrying a sign is a sure way to get noticed.
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Vegetarians Make Trusted PoliticiansIn a world of wolves and sheep lets hope the next president will be a vegetarian.
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Vegetarians Make Trusted PoliticiansIt is safer to sleep with a vegetarian politician than one that is a ravenous meat eater.
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Earning an Extra Buck in Hard TimesYou have to accept work on any job because there is nothing as bad as being broke.
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Finding a Roommate in a RecessionInflationary food and energy costs are forcing people to find roommates to help meet their new expenses.
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Flower Lady ExpressThis married couple never gave up hope after being broke, they recovered and became wealthy.
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Surviving as a Poor Old LadyA poor old lady selling balloons or newspapers to survive should be helped as much as possible.
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Starting an Exciting New CareerA funeral attended by happy people is disgraceful, that is why a professional mourner is needed.
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Unique Opportunity for the Small InvestorGetting into the advertisement business is now possible for the small investor with this unique idea.
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Surviving as a Human BillboardBecoming a human billboard opens up a world of opportunity for you. It is more than just a job.
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When You Need a Business PartnerPeople with limited business abilities can overcome them by getting a partner with the same problem.
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Super Tricks of Buying a Small BusinessNever believe the seller of a small business telling you about its earning potential. If it was true he would wait before he sold the business.
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Moving Back in with Your ParentsIt is depressing for a person after many years away from their parents to return to their old room.
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Expensive Gasoline Will Change Our LifestyleIf gasoline costs keep rising you will see more motorcycles on our highway than automobiles.
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You Too Can Own a FranchiseSome times you win and some times you lose in the franchise business.
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Learning How to Buy a Small Business the Hard WayWithout experience it is almost impossible to run and be successful at a medium sized small business.
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Going into My First Small BusinessA person learns from a bad business experience. Unfortunately it cost fifty thousand dollars.
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Going Broke in the Wrong Small BusinessIf You want to go into a small business stay away from vending machines.
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My Trick of Getting a Better JobGetting To be seen as often as posible by those in a position to hire you is the best trick to learn.
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Migrant Workers Can Harvest the Cigarette Butt CropTrillions of cigarette butts lie on our streets, parks, and beaches. Migrant workers armed with burlap bags and picks can harvest them.
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My Battle Against Cigarette ButtsI hate cigarette butts, and will not rest until everyone of them is off the sidewalks and gutters.
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Giving a Penny to the PoorPennies saved will add up to dollars.Those dollars can help the poor or yourself.
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Giving a Penny to the PoorPennies saved will add up to a dollar. Those dollars can help the poor or yourself.
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She was Once a HookerI got so attached to a hooker that I begged her to live with me, she said okay.
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Married Life and Its EvilsFree market values have to be applied to sexual relationships between men and women. This can only be done by the legalization of prostitution.
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Sweet Marriages Can Turn SourTaking a cut in pay on your job can cause big emotional problems between a man and his wife. Less goodies can mean less good times in the bedroom.
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Big Bucks and Beautiful WomenThe top reward of earning lots of money for a man is having the most beautiful women in the world in his bedroom.
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Betrayal of Your Best FriendLoyalty and trust will between couples will be swept aside when a special new sexual opportunity presents its self.
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Confessions of a Mothers Milk JunkyI found mothers milk to be not only nutritious, but also as an aphrodisiac.
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Living and Loving Rent FreeMaking love to a new woman seven days and nights a week for free is every mans dream. It was a reality for me.
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Lonely Old Ladies Love Homeless Young GuysThe perfect match is a lonely old lady with a large apartment and a homeless young guy.
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Farm Animals Love Porno FlicksFarm animals have been dicovered to love certain types of porno flicks. They go wild after seeing them.
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Quickies Have Become the New CrazeThe tiresome preparation for conventional sex has been replaced by the time saving quickie. It has become the new craze.
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Loving Your EmployeesShowing love to your employees can be done in many ways. This boss did it in a way that he could be proud of.
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Guys Need Women that Are Street FightersElderly and physically weak men need a woman that is capable of defending them both.
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Female Bodyguards Are FearedThe female bodyguard has been proven to be the best. She shows no mercy to those that harass or try to hurt her client.
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Genius of the HookerHooking is a state of mind that tells you that your sexual body is yours and should not be given away for nothing.
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Horny Men Are Coming Out of the ClosetRadical women have castrated the voice of horny men. A guy is forced to limit his conversation with a woman to what is socially correct.
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Helping the Sex Starved Find HappinessBillions of sex starved people around the world need our help. Finding relief for them should be our first priority.
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Never Date a Woman LibberA woman libber is the modern version of an old battle ax. She never stops complaining.
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Getting a Break for a Full Tank of GasOffering sex to an employee for free merchandise can cause a problem for you and the employee.
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Valentines Day Gift to My DogA poem about a dog owner giving a day of freedom to his dog on valentines day.
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Making Love on Valentines DayThe perfect gift on Valentines day is one which makes your love life perfect. This story tells you what that perfect gift is.
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Confessions of a Former Model Agency OwnerThere was only one way to get loyalty from the new models and this executive discovered how.
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Men and Women Don`t Need One AnotherMen and women have less in common than most people imagine. Without money or sex they would seldom meet.
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Gigolos Need GrandmaFinancially needy young men and lonely old ladies with a decent pension are a match made in heaven. They should come to eachothers rescue more often.
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Toothless Hags Are Winning the Dating GameRestaurant parking lots are filled with toothless hags offering gum jobs at a discount.
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Hunting for the Top CatWomen have been designed by nature to search for the most capable male in their group. The survival of their children depended on their wise choice.
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Cautious Younger Men Are Now Dating Hot Old LadiesHot toothless old ladies are happy to provide safe sex. They are in demand by young men.
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Grandma is Selling it CheapA new type of hooker is flooding the streets, she is called grandma and she is selling it cheap.
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Issue Hooker PermitsThe easy and less expensive availability of sexual favors will be an advancement in human progress.
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Hunting for the Top ManSince the days of the cavemen women have been trying to help their children survive by searching for the top man.